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Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

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Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

Post  Klagrok on Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:30 pm

Kill Fest II, Turn 8 Results

Manager Name (Manager#)  Kills
DUX MORTALITAS3
DEVIL (803)3
STIMPY (355)2
ILNEVAL (93)1
BIG GUY (109)1
VALIDIAN (209)1
FRANK (250)1
VIC VEGAS (341)1
MASTER MISFIT (342)1
FUSION (346)1
SLIV (356)1
MARCUS (422)1
CAM (544)1
ROB ALLEN (773)1
CPO (785)1
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)1
THE GVNER (842)1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)1
MIGHTYZORAK (857)1
THE SICKNESS (887)1
MASTER OF WAR (892)1
SCIPLING (895)1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)1
KCHUNTER (898)1



Turn 8 returns us to the subpar level of decimation. I myself am one of those who managed to accomplish absolutely nada this turn. Heck, even the Referee managed to kill someone this turn!  The Ref (VETERAN'S BLADE) took the life of Muse's halfling DIONYSUS (1942) (14-31-0) after a 10 minute snooze and drool fest against THECOLONEL's dwarf DZ Zippin. Lots of eyelid zipping occurred during the fight. We all would love to know how exactly the Ref took out Dionysus. Perhaps a gravestone was dropped on him by accident? Or the Ref spilled his drink and DZ Zippin was in the process of licking it out of the sand when Dionysus accidently tripped over him trying to get the booze as well and ended up breaking his neck on the wall? Man i really want to know. Anyway back to the pathetic turnout. Taking away the Ref's wonderful kill, we only had 29 kills. Yes it is around average but anything not average is, well, subpar.  


Dux Mortalis and Devil were the top managers this week with 3 kills each. Stimpy managed to get 2 kills and 21 managers scrapped up enough hurt to get a kill apiece. Marcus and MightyZorak join the ranks of killers in this, the 2nd Killfest tournament. We had 3 challenge kills and 26 non-ref-related singles kills this turn. No team deaths...and sadly no Peasant Scum kills either. Now on to the good stuff that we like to see lots of DEATH and BLOOD!!!!

Even though there were no BC kills, almost half of the matches resulted in the challenged winning! Oh my Gnosh! 2 of the 3 challenge kills were of the challenger!Yeah baby! Devil's SOLON (1769) (32-29-3)  put down Frank's 'male' PEPE THE PUSSYCAT (633) (14-66-0) in one measly minute! Anyone named Pepe or Pussycat really should not issue a challenge. What a pussy! Solon does not have to worry about a challenge from that stable. The other upset occured when Firebird's GHOST (2011) (9-3-0) challenged and became a ghost for real after 3 minutes with The Gvner's half-orc ASTOK OF DUSAR (1920) (9-5-2). 'I aint afraid of no ghost' Astok was heard saying when he first heard about the challenge. Perhaps a different, more gladiatorial friendly name next time Firebird--perhaps Slaughter or Slasher? The only successful challenge of the week happened when Master Misfit's GAY HOBBIT PRIDE (970) (10-5-1)* (Seriously folks I don't make these names up--this is too easy) challenged Jinx's human ANDREW MCSTABBIE (1993) (3-21-0) and 'polished' him off in 2 minutes. Poor Andrew was mc'stabbed' by the Happy Hobbit. MM does GHP use a long spear or boar spear? Inquiring minds really do not want to know.

Finally we get to the single match up kills. 26 gladiators bled out on the sands in this weeks random matches. Well the 27th we already covered above (The Ref's kill). We had 4 veteran gladiators bite the bullet this week. One minute was all it took for Fusion's half-orc BOBGOBLIN (864) (114-116-4) to squash Marcus's halfling SQUASHED DUCK (1029) (111-69-5). Guess Bob is having squashed duck for dinner this week! Dux's dwarf SPLINTER (17) (145-21-5) took out Ilneval's half-orc BEAST OF BALROG (263) (101-87-7) in 2 minutes. Go Turtles go! Oh wait wrong franchise. Guess Beast got splintered permanently by a dwarf other than Gimli. Go figure. Ooops did it again. So long Beast: BloodPit and those who play it will miss you. It took 3 minutes but Eye of Thundera's half- orc SLITHE (1874) (61-59-7) put down Hunter's human FORTESQUE (1830) (68-86-3). Guess Hunter's human is now like his namesake in the game MediEvil. The final high ranking death was another 3 minute bout between Dux's half-orc DISTORTION (19) (58-32-3) and Ilneval's dwarf KRUCIBLE (255) (63-45-3). It was a 'krucible' that 'distorted' Nev's dwarf--permanently.

On to the leader boards. The top three killers this week scrambled for the top spot. Dux managed to wiggle his way into a 3 way tie for 2nd place, while Stimpy and Devil are in the number one spot. The two of them have 9 kills each, while Dux, Nev and Frank the Tank have 8, myself and Scipling have 7, 4 managers have 6, 8 managers have 5, 8 have 4 kills, 15 have 3, 15 have 2 and 12 managers have 1 kill each.


Manager Name (Manager#)  Total Kills
STIMPY (355)9
DEVIL (803)9
DUX MORTALITAS (8)8
ILNEVAL (93)8
FRANK THE TANK (505)8
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)7
SCIPLING (895)7
STALKER (13)6
VIC VEGAS (341)6
FUSION (346)6
CAM (544)6
PALOR (72)5
VALIDIAN (209)5
DONSQUATCH (305)5
SLIV (356)5
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)5
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)5
HATRED (873)5
KCHUNTER (898)5
BIG BAD BRUINFAN (173)4
THE BADMAN (451)4
CPO (785)4
THE MASTER (794)4
VENGENCE (827)4
CHI (828)4
BLUE EYES (890)4
SURTUR (891)4
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE (137)3
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)3
FRANK (250)3
MASTER MISFIT (342)3
CLIFF BANANA (345)3
DRACHIR (354)3
RIPLEY (570)3
LORD OF CHAOS (749)3
WARDANCER (830)3
HUNTER (833)3
THE MANIPULATOR (850)3
THE SICKNESS (887)3
MASTER OF WAR (892)3
FURY (894)3
FIREBIRD (908)3
BIG GUY (109)2
D-MAN (124)2
BOB MOORE (388)2
THECOLONEL (573)2
ROB ALLEN (773)2
MODOFO (783)2
THE TILLEK (818)2
PRIMUS (838)2
THE GVNER (842)2
THE BAD GUY (847)2
MUSE (884)2
LOOPER (886)2
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)2
TOUMBA (902)2
VICTOR (916)2
LORD DRAGON (183)1
MISSUS BIGUS (237)1
DONSQUATCH (305)1
STAPLE GUN (319)1
MARCUS (422)1
MYGDAR LE GNOME (501)1
WARDEN (588)1
GOD OF ROCK (796)1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)1
NATURE (848)1
MIGHTYZORAK (857)1
JINX (907)1
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Re: Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

Post  Klagrok on Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:36 pm

Oh I will be in Montana when the final turn rolls out this weekend. So wont be able to post until Wednesday or so. Of course, by the look of things this Killfest will be like the first and go a few extra weeks until we get a clear cut winner.
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Re: Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:23 pm

Lov'n the reads, Klagrok. Thanks!

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Re: Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

Post  Vic Vegas on Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:19 am

To show my appreciation of your reporting efforts, I will share the last minute of ACHOO's kill.

MINUTE 2
ACHOO steps in for a quick blow at NEXT DOOR TO HELL
ACHOO plans an aimed assault at NEXT DOOR TO HELL's right ear
ACHOO has struck home with a well-aimed blow
ACHOO has landed a potentially critical blow!
ACHOO's blow avoids NEXT DOOR TO HELL's helm!
cheers    Mangled flesh is the result of the blow!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL has been permanently injured in the head!!!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL is beat all to hell!
* NEXT DOOR TO HELL switches to strategy 2
ACHOO violently thrusts forward boar spear searching for hot blood
NEXT DOOR TO HELL darts to one side!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL moves defensively to the right
NEXT DOOR TO HELL makes a decisive lunge
NEXT DOOR TO HELL stabs out at ACHOO's rib cage
  The weapon rattles under the powerfully bloody impact!
* ACHOO switches to strategy 5
ACHOO launches a rapid assault, stealing the initiative from NEXT DOOR TO HELL!
ACHOO darts forward then back, testing his foe!
ACHOO engages NEXT DOOR TO HELL
NEXT DOOR TO HELL makes an effective retreat
The referee gruffly says 'Block!'
NEXT DOOR TO HELL seeks to lay waste boar spear whistling through the air
NEXT DOOR TO HELL feigns an attack to get past ACHOO's boar spear!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL thrusts violently at ACHOO's right ankle
NEXT DOOR TO HELL is aiming for a weakness
  The blow is merely an annoyance
ACHOO lunges uncertainly
ACHOO tries to sweep NEXT DOOR TO HELL off her feet with his boar spear
NEXT DOOR TO HELL seems determined to remain standing!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL manages to keep her balance
ACHOO darts forward then back, testing his foe!
ACHOO charges NEXT DOOR TO HELL with his boar spear!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL dances away from the blow!
ACHOO darts forward then back, testing his foe!
ACHOO initiates harmful action upon NEXT DOOR TO HELL
ACHOO aims a forceful blow toward NEXT DOOR TO HELL's right ear
ACHOO hits with an aimed attack
ACHOO has landed a potentially critical blow!
ACHOO's blow avoids NEXT DOOR TO HELL's helm!
cheers    The blow lands with bone-breaking force!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL's head seems clouded in pain!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL has been permanently injured in the head!!!
NEXT DOOR TO HELL masters in 'Out of Body Experience'.
ACHOO exits the Blood Pit in triumph!


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Have fun in Montana! Beautiful stuff to see there.

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Re: Killfest II, Turn 8 (Turn 745) Results

Post  Klagrok on Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:06 am

OBE what if I only want 'novice' in it Smile
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