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SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:45 am

174-27-6 Dwarf Female

The most successful CS Dwarf ever, Splinter has held #1 Best Ever Win Loss and Dwarven Win/Loss records from 100-200 fights. Strangely, she did not even make the 50 lists. She also held #1 spots in both 50 fight spans and 100 fight spans. Over 100 fights, Splinter only had 5 losses! Truly amazing. Splinter also held a number of streak records and was an Undefeated Warrior. Truly there has never been a warrior in the game that has dominated to the extent that Splinter did. Splinter's one weakness was killing. She finished her 201 fights with 6 kills, which is merely a slightly above average level of kills as far as I am concerned.

SPLINTER                    WARRIOR NAME                  MR. MC'SCRUB          
           173-27-5                       RECORD                       146-56-9            
     DUX NO KAIBUTSU (17)               TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
      DUX MORTALITAS (8)               MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
         Dwarf Female                  RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

         is of beastly strength            <---            is of mighty strength          
            has quick movements            --->            has swift movements            
  has an iron-like constitution            <---            has a rugged constitution      
         is a gifted strategist            --->            possesses great intellect      
              is somewhat large            <---            has a wiry frame                

     99-THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!         POPULARITY         A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN-88    
                          4' 1"           HEIGHT           4' 4"                          
                        200 lbs           WEIGHT           196 lbs                        

                     FULL-PLATE           ARMOR            HALF-PLATE                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            STEEL CAP                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                   TOWER SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN                        



SPLINTER arranges a violent conflict with MR. MC'SCRUB!

MINUTE 1
All bets are off as the battle commences
SPLINTER says 'WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN. LET'S SEE WHO'S THE BEST OF THE BEST...'
* SPLINTER switches to strategy 6
* MR. MC'SCRUB switches to strategy 6
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her opponent's imminent mistake
SPLINTER charges MR. MC'SCRUB with her trident!
SPLINTER attempts to impale MR. MC'SCRUB's spine
SPLINTER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The blow rearranges anatomy!
Oxen flee the arena in terror!
MR. MC'SCRUB viciously lunges forward
MR. MC'SCRUB feigns an attack to get past SPLINTER's trident!
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm SPLINTER's trident with his javelin
SPLINTER's trident is knocked from her grasp!
SPLINTER switches her backup trident to her primary hand!
MR. MC'SCRUB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MR. MC'SCRUB viciously lunges forward
SPLINTER's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it defends the warrior from harm
SPLINTER tries to return a blow off of the parry and slashes toward MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER slashes toward MR. MC'SCRUB's left upper arm
  Ligaments are torn
A child giggles at the sight
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges quickly
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm SPLINTER's trident with his javelin
SPLINTER's trident is knocked from her grasp!
SPLINTER switches her tower shield to her primary hand
MR. MC'SCRUB strikes out toward SPLINTER
MR. MC'SCRUB makes an attack toward SPLINTER's weapon arm
MR. MC'SCRUB strikes home with an aimed attack
  The weapon hits with heavy impact
SPLINTER proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from MR. MC'SCRUB!
SPLINTER awaits an error to make use of her tower shield
SPLINTER backs off, then suddenly barrels forward at MR. MC'SCRUB mowing down her foe!
MR. MC'SCRUB's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
MR. MC'SCRUB leaps up
SPLINTER says 'IT WAS AN HONOR FACING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME.'
* SPLINTER switches to strategy 5
MR. MC'SCRUB takes a shot at SPLINTER
MR. MC'SCRUB stabs out at SPLINTER's left breast
  The strike could be repelled by a piece of wet paper
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her opponent's unavoidable mis-step
SPLINTER rampages onward with her tower shield
MR. MC'SCRUB cartwheels out of the way!
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her chance for a killing blow
SPLINTER moves quickly to attack the mighty MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER bats aside her foe's lighter javelin!
SPLINTER tries to thunk into MR. MC'SCRUB's chest
MR. MC'SCRUB is paying special attention to not being hit there!
SPLINTER narrowly gets past MR. MC'SCRUB's defenses!
  The strike barely annoys the target!
MR. MC'SCRUB makes a decisive lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB thrusts at SPLINTER's right breast
  The weapon hits with heavy impact
Someone in the crowd yells, 'I hate dwarves!'
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges skillfully forward
SPLINTER's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it rattles under the impact
SPLINTER follows through with a counter-attack and tries to bang up against MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER tries to smash into MR. MC'SCRUB's left foot
  The strike looks very painful!
MR. MC'SCRUB gags on phlegm
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges skillfully forward
MR. MC'SCRUB thrusts violently at SPLINTER's sternum
  The sight of blood cheers the fans

MINUTE 2
MR. MC'SCRUB viciously lunges forward
SPLINTER unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm SPLINTER's tower shield with his javelin
SPLINTER manages to hang on to her weapon
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges uncertainly
SPLINTER's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot from below
SPLINTER rebounds from the parry and attacks and tries to bang up against MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER tries to bang up against MR. MC'SCRUB's chest
MR. MC'SCRUB's plan is not to get hit!
SPLINTER narrowly gets past MR. MC'SCRUB's defenses!
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
Children are trampled in the excitement!
MR. MC'SCRUB has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
MR. MC'SCRUB won't last much longer
SPLINTER moves right
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her anticipated opening
SPLINTER makes a furious surge forward tower shield sweeping toward its target
SPLINTER shield rushes MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER misplaces a powerful blow
MR. MC'SCRUB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MR. MC'SCRUB makes an instinctive lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB stabs out at SPLINTER's left leg
  Something snaps under the impact!
MR. MC'SCRUB risks a strike at SPLINTER
MR. MC'SCRUB feigns an attack to get past SPLINTER's tower shield!
MR. MC'SCRUB makes an attack toward SPLINTER's right shoulder
MR. MC'SCRUB strikes home with an aimed attack
  The ill-fated blow accomplishes little
Rotten tomatoes rain from the stands!
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her opportunity to swing
SPLINTER seeks to create pandemonium with her tower shield
SPLINTER bats aside her foe's lighter javelin!
SPLINTER bashes away at MR. MC'SCRUB's right ribs
MR. MC'SCRUB's plan is not to get hit!
SPLINTER narrowly gets past MR. MC'SCRUB's defenses!
  The strike is hardly noticed
MR. MC'SCRUB is a portrait in crimson
MR. MC'SCRUB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MR. MC'SCRUB viciously lunges forward
SPLINTER's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot which fails to harm it
SPLINTER tries to return a blow off of the parry and bashes away at MR. MC'SCRUB
SPLINTER tries to crash against MR. MC'SCRUB's left arm
  Blood gushes forth from the ghastly blow
The circling vultures draw nearer
MR. MC'SCRUB draws a last painful breath as a cold rain begins to fall.
SPLINTER is decidedly victorious!

SPLINTER has trained in nothing


The Blood Master makes SPLINTER an offer she cannot refuse

SPLINTER has joined THE MONSTERS (1)


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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Vic Vegas on Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:56 am

How fitting that SPLINTER entered his place in the pantheon of monsters using the weapon he first stepped onto the sands with.

If memory serves, my stable lost in every battle against SPLINTER.  I can't begin to shout on high with enough praise.

Kudos, Dux!  You said you were gonna do it, and you did.  201st fight and the most badass warrior ever.  Whew.

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Post  Modofo on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:34 am

Congrats Dux!  Splinter is an amazing warrior.  I love that he finished it with the tower shield!

I may be sending Fia Starstrike to the monsters this turn since she reached her goal of 250 fights.  Her perm death threat is still pretty low, but I would hate her to die without a chance to be a monster.  She has been 2-4 against Splinter over the last 50 fights, so I think she at least has a chance.

I sent her against Isis (a big human) this turn to test a modified strategy aimed at beating Lord Darius when she inevitably gets that match-up. It wasn't much of a success.  clown

As a manager, this would be my first real try at the monsters.

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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:46 am

That would be one heck of a trophy to hang on your mantle if Fia beat LD!!
I was so hoping for that honor myself, but alas, it was not to be!

Anyway, congratulations on 250! GO FIA!! - we need something other than Humans and Dwarven Monsters!

P.S. Great job beating CEER. I was so expecting Firebelly or Moonshine that I forgot to avoid or even block-challenge Draz - DOH!

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Post  sliv on Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:34 pm

Congratulations Dux. Splinter is a awesome warrior.
I was just reading the last fight Kaz had against him on turn 750 and noticed he only lost 3 times since then! Unbelievable record!Shocked

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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:25 pm

I bet Kaz beat Splinter more than any other warrior did. What, 3X?

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Post  Cam_ on Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:47 am

well done Dux a worthy monster. quality fight
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Post  sliv on Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:59 am

Dux Mortalitas wrote:I bet Kaz beat Splinter more than any other warrior did. What, 3X?

Kaz went 4.3 against Splinter as far as i know. Not sure if they fought each other early on in their careers.

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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:27 pm

sliv wrote:
Dux Mortalitas wrote:I bet Kaz beat Splinter more than any other warrior did. What, 3X?

Kaz went 4.3 against Splinter as far as i know. Not sure if they fought each other early on in their careers.  

That means that 1 out of every 7 losses Splinter had at 200 fights, were due to KAZ. Also, as far as I can remember KAZ is the only warrior to have bested SPLINTER more than SPLINTER bested them given more than one matchup. Was never quite sure why that was the case with KAZ because SPLINTER met up with others of similar design and style and did not have a problem beating them.

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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Klagrok on Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:57 pm

Maybe she 'flashed' "them" pig  Congrats on the new monster. Checked all my records and never did fight her but did encounter two other Splinters. Very Happy
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Post  Palor on Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:30 pm

Well done Dux, you officially have the baddest monster.
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Re: SPLINTER vs MR. MC'SCRUB

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:53 am

Palor wrote:Well done Dux, you officially have the baddest monster.
Thanks, Palor!

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