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Kill Fest III , week 2 (Turn 798) results

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Kill Fest III , week 2 (Turn 798) results

Post  Klagrok on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:58 am

Kill Fest III, Turn 2

Manager Name (Manager#)  Kills
PALOR(72)2
ILNEVAL(93)2
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)2
BALIDDIR(927)2
DRACHIR(354)1
SLIV(356)1
THECOLONEL(573)1
THE BADMAN(451)1
MODOFO(783)1
INSANE(804)1
SAMURAI!!11(813)1
THE BAD GUY(847)1
LOOPER(886)1
SURTUR(891)1
ARRIAN(896)1
JINX(907)1




Wow...an awesome and inspiring 20 kills for the 2nd week of Kill Fest. Gee add this to last weeks total and we just barely eek out the total from
the FIRST week of last year's competition. We did manage to have 4 managers with 2 kills each and 12 with one kill each. Eleven of these
managers got their first kills of the competion, so hopefully the kills will start rolling in as successful elbow-drop BCs are dished out.

We had one BC kill, 3 challenge kills, and 16 random match-up kills...no team deaths this turn, nor did the Peasant Scum or the Keeper show
up and adds ome kills. For our successful BC kill, SURTUR(891)'s half-orc EDDIE HITLER avenged PAPPA BEAR by putting THE VISITOR(933)'s
half elf BIG PHONY in the ground in a 3 minute affair. Guess with a names like 'Hitler' and 'Phony' we can see why this was a 'big' deal. Wonder
if Eddie will get a 'Visitor; later?  Only the next few turns will tell.

Two of the three kills that were the result of challengers were again the fools who were challenging. Methinks I like those even more than one-sided
elbow-drop BCs. BONE MASHER(1965) a dwarf from ARRIAN(896)'s THE DEATHSTALKERS(1965) foolishly challenged JINX(907)'s elf CARNAL DESIRE of EVOLUTION OF SIN(2004). This brawl lasted 3 minutes with one dwarf with his bones mashed carnally. Death stalked the wrong way in this match up.  NUVORD,  a dwarf run by ILNEVAL(93) was challenged by FILAMENTUM, a half-elf from VIC VEGAS(341)'s stable DON'T GO THERE(899). Well it took four minutes for VIC to realize that he should have indeed not 'Gone There'. The only filaments we saw were the severed arteries on FILAMENTUM's death wound. Of course now NUVORD has to worry if he will be 'splitter'ed or evisce'trx'ed. Poor smuck. Finally the half-orc URK WARKYLL from ARRIAN(896)'s stable WRECKING CREW(1972) took down the female half-elf MONO-CRABY STEVIE from JINX(907)'s stable THE CUTTING EDGE(1987). After four minutes, well the Crew appears to have wreck'ed' another career. I guess the only edge that did any cutting was wielded by Urk. No more mono crabs for the Pitt it appears. Guess you can save that trip to the apothecary.

In the random match-ups we had three noteworthy deaths. The first went three minutes and the other two were quick two minute affairs. SEE JANE STAB, MODOFO(783)'s dwarf female from his stable I WANT TO BE A CLOWN(1720), clowned around and stabbed the life out of WARDEN(588)'s elf OWL from RAPTORS(1345). Even the dullest half-wit knows that dwarves do not like anything associated with the forest. So with a name like OWL it was only a matter of time before JANE put an end to an elf in a 'rapt'oring bout. We all like clowns right?

The RIEKLAND REAVERS(255)'s dwarf ANIARA, run by ILNEVAL(93) fought and killed TOP-SPINNER, an EYE OF THUNDERA(821) halfling from the stable SPIRITS OF EVIL(1881). The only top we saw spinning in this match was the helmet Top-Spinner was wearing as Aniara ran him into the ground. I guess that Top's Spirit decided it was time to leave his body. What a shame. Finally we come to the last high tier kill of the week. In a showdown between DZ ZIPPIN, THECOLONEL(573)'s dwarven female from CRD(1361) and DADDY POP, INSANE(804)'s halfling from MASTERS OF DEATH(1790), we had another two minute beat down of a halfling by a female dwarf! Daddy went 'Pop' and did, indeed Master Death. Guess while DZ was Zippin, Daddy P was tripping and slipping and now he be a 'crypt'ing. Hey we have a new tune for the games!
               
Well we have 40 kills so far after two weeks. There is a two place tie for first place now, with ILNEVAL(93) and DRACHIR(354) both with four kills each.
We still have plenty of time for other managers to creep up into first place. Unless these two get lucky and keep the kills rolling in.....


 
Manager Name (Manager#)  Total Kills
ILNEVAL(93)4
DRACHIR(354)4
BALIDDIR(927)3
PALOR(72)2
SONS OF SATAN(149)2
SLIV(356)2
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)2
THE BAD GUY(847)2
THE HIGH PRIEST(897)2
STALKER(13)1
STAPLE GUN(319)1
MARCUS(422)1
THE BADMAN(451)1
THECOLONEL(573)1
MODOFO(783)1
INSANE(804)1
SAMURAI!!11(813)1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF(817)1
EYE OF THUNDERA(821)1
WARDANCER(830)1
HUNTER(833)1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE(852)1
LOOPER(886)1
SURTUR(891)1
ARRIAN(896)1
JINX(907)1
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Re: Kill Fest III , week 2 (Turn 798) results

Post  Klagrok on Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:21 pm

Well I'm done clown ing around with the colors and trying to fix that darn columns of data. This is as good as it is going to get Razz
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Re: Kill Fest III , week 2 (Turn 798) results

Post  sliv on Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:27 pm

Enjoyable read as always, thanks Klagrok.

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Re: Kill Fest III , week 2 (Turn 798) results

Post  Vic Vegas on Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:45 pm

NUVORD violently thrusts forward with his trident
NUVORD thrusts violently at FILAMENTUM's abdomen with his trident
NUVORD has landed a potentially critical blow!
The wind whistles through the tear!
Some Bozo shouts 'See, I told you not to run with scissors!'
FILAMENTUM has the flame of life extinguished!
NUVORD turns silently away from the thwarted enemy!

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NUVORD!!!! Half of his fights have been against my stables. His only loss was from FILAMENTUM, and his two kills were both my gladiators. Talk about high drama for a newb gladiator.
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