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Shortest fight ever

Post  Modofo on Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:34 pm

Any other candidates?  Technically, here there were two attacks.  Am I missing a post on this somewhere?

MINUTE 1
Old skulls leer up from the arena sands
* MOTHER switches to strategy 6
OL' FIREBELLY says 'I'M BREWING UP A GOOD ONE HERE.'
* OL' FIREBELLY switches to strategy 6
MOTHER lunges quickly
OL' FIREBELLY's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and comes away unscathed
OL' FIREBELLY follows through on the parry and slashes toward MOTHER
OL' FIREBELLY attempts to impale MOTHER's right calf
OL' FIREBELLY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The wind whistles through the tear!
The undertakers are ready and eager
MOTHER has been permanently injured in the secondary leg!!!
MOTHER's secondary leg is severed at the thigh and she yells 'MOMMY!!' for the last time!
MOTHER drops to the ground, dead!
OL' FIREBELLY claims victory before the cheering fans!
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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  sliv on Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:25 pm

I think i remember a fight between Kaz and Cams Peri Peri were i permed him with the first hit, then he died!
Can't find the fight, think it was on a old laptop, Maybe Cam has it?

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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Lelu Dallas on Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:29 am

WHAT?!?!

I love the complete dismemberment thing. Is that a 'perm pop'?
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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:25 am

LOPHOMASTIX                   WARRIOR NAME                      TNT              
           134-58-4                       RECORD                       96-106-5            
        FOSSILS (1102)                  TEAM NAME             HORDES OF HALFLINGS (230)    
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              DANNY D BLOODY (82)      
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

        is of muscular strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
  has lightning quick movements            ====            has lightning quick movements  
   has a resilient constitution            <---            has a healthy constitution      
                    is a genius            <---            is a gifted strategist          
               has a wiry frame            <---            has a slight build              

                  83-A CHAMPION         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-64        
                          5' 1"           HEIGHT           4' 3"                          
                        187 lbs           WEIGHT           145 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                        JAVELIN        MAIN WEAPON         LONG SPEAR                      
                        JAVELIN         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        JAVELIN        SPARE WEAPON        LONG SPEAR                      

MINUTE 1
The fans become silent in anticipation
* TNT switches to strategy 6
* LOPHOMASTIX switches to strategy 6
TNT charges LOPHOMASTIX with his long spear!
TNT bats aside his foe's lighter javelin!
TNT aims an attack at LOPHOMASTIX's unmentionables
LOPHOMASTIX is paying special attention to not being hit there!
TNT hits with an aimed attack
  An ordinary blow has been struck
LOPHOMASTIX's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
A spectator calls out, 'Elves are just skinny humans!'
LOPHOMASTIX quickly balances his javelin and throws!
The weapon is aimed roughly toward TNT's left kidney
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
Sal Streetsweeper gives his two week notice!
TNT has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
TNT's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he is mashed out of existence
TNT is snuffed out!
LOPHOMASTIX is undiminished!!

LOPHOMASTIX has trained in nothing

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I think this is my shortest fight, from turn 653.
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There you go Sliv

Post  Cam_ on Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:24 am

PERI PERI                    WARRIOR NAME                      KAZ              
           93-63-8                        RECORD                       97-89-5            
   SPICE UP A SNACK (1298)              TEAM NAME              DAZED AND CONFUSED (972)    
          CAM (544)                    MANAGER NAME                   SLIV (356)          
          Human Male                   RACE/GENDER                    Human Male          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
           has nimble movements            ====            has nimble movements            
   has a resilient constitution            --->            has a rugged nstitution      
             is a quick thinker            <---            is fairly bright                
            is of average build            <---            has a wiry frame                

      74-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-67        
                         5' 11"           HEIGHT           5' 10"                          
                        266 lbs           WEIGHT           265 lbs                        

                     CHAIN MAIL           ARMOR            CHAIN MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                     LONG SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         TARGET SHIELD                  
                     LONG SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        BOAR SPEAR                      

     



MINUTE 1
The first blow is imminent
* PERI PERI switches to strategy 6
* KAZ switches to strategy 6
PERI PERI darts forward then back, testing his foe!
PERI PERI charges KAZ with his long spear!
KAZ's target shield is hit by a powerful shot and survives
KAZ anxiously awaits his enemy's upcoming blunder...
KAZ's target shield lures away PERI PERI's long spear!
KAZ strikes out toward PERI PERI
KAZ attempts to impale PERI PERI's left kidney
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
PERI PERI's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
KAZ's target shield firmly entangles PERI PERI's long spear!
KAZ swiftly engages the nimble PERI PERI
KAZ jabs at PERI PERI's kidneys
KAZ has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Organs are jarred loose!
PERI PERI has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
PERI PERI falls in two pieces and he yells 'MOMMY!!' for the last time!
PERI PERI is taken away by the Grim Reaper!
KAZ accepts victory, and a cigar from the ref!

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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Cam_ on Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:26 am

and may I just say what a rank record for a BS and Target Sheild Very Happy
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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  sliv on Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:16 am

He may not have had the best record but he lasted to 227 fights and fought and beat some of the current monsters! But best of all he killed Peri Peri! lol Twisted Evil

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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Vic Vegas on Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:09 pm

APPLE NEWTON WARRIOR NAME DORSET NAGA
167-102-11 RECORD 149-97-3
FOSSILS (1102) TEAM NAME SPICE UP A SNACK (1298)
VIC VEGAS (341) MANAGER NAME CAM (544)
Dwarf Male RACE/GENDER Halfling Male

is of beastly strength <--- is of powerful strength
has lightning quick movements <--- has swift movements
has an iron-like constitution <--- has a rugged constitution
is a genius <--- is a gifted strategist
is grossly thin ---> has a slight build

82-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS POPULARITY HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-78
3' 8" HEIGHT 4' 2"
203 lbs WEIGHT 174 lbs

FULL-PLATE ARMOR CHAIN MAIL
FULL-HELM HELM CAMAIL
TRIDENT MAIN WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
TRIDENT OFF WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
TRIDENT SPARE WEAPON BOAR SPEAR

MINUTE 1
The ref's somber nod signals the start
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 6
* DORSET NAGA switches to strategy 5
The referee grumbles and says 'What rhyme with pumice, slime?'
APPLE NEWTON's trident distracts DORSET NAGA's boar spear!
APPLE NEWTON charges DORSET NAGA with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON guides an aimed shot at DORSET NAGA's upper torso with his trident
APPLE NEWTON strikes home with an aimed attack
cyclops The strike turns organs into jelly!
DORSET NAGA has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
DORSET NAGA's ribs play mumblety-peg with internal organs and he is wiped out!
DORSET NAGA's internal organs stage a lethal rebellion!
APPLE NEWTON stands predominant!
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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Cam_ on Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:43 am

ooft that is short!! At 13 lines the shortest on here, will take some beating as the shortest fight ever!!

In hope something drops on Apples head from a great height while he is resting between fights under a tree!! (Joking Very Happy Very Happy )
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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Lelu Dallas on Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:45 pm

SYNCH ABERS                   WARRIOR NAME                    T-MONEY            
           35-14-0                        RECORD                       28-38-1            
  AERONAUT LOGISTICS (2085)             TEAM NAME              DESTROY...DESTROY (2008)    
      LELU DALLAS (946)                MANAGER NAME                  SURTUR (891)          
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

          is of sturdy strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
        has blur-like movements            <---            has quick movements            
      has a rugged constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
             is a quick thinker            --->            is a gifted strategist          
               has a wiry frame            ====            has a wiry frame                

       67-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR         POPULARITY         HAS A SMALL FOLLOWING-49        
                          5' 2"           HEIGHT           4' 0"                          
                        168 lbs           WEIGHT           207 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                       STILETTO        MAIN WEAPON         BATTLE FLAIL                    
                       STILETTO         OFF WEAPON         TARGET SHIELD                  
                       STILETTO        SPARE WEAPON        BATTLE FLAIL                    


SYNCH ABERS defiantly challenges the nefarious T-MONEY!

MINUTE 1
A great storm is brewing in the distance
* SYNCH ABERS switches to strategy 4
T-MONEY says 'YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO BEAT ME'
* T-MONEY switches to strategy 6
SYNCH ABERS steps quickly toward T-MONEY
SYNCH ABERS decidedly aims toward T-MONEY's back
SYNCH ABERS has struck home with a well-aimed blow
SYNCH ABERS drives the blow toward a flaw in the enemy's defense
SYNCH ABERS's stiletto punches into T-MONEY's armor!
  Blood spills forth
SYNCH ABERS makes a daring move with his stiletto
SYNCH ABERS tries to slice T-MONEY's right arm
T-MONEY is attempting to protect that area!
SYNCH ABERS narrowly gets past T-MONEY's defenses!
SYNCH ABERS's aims is amazingly accurate!
SYNCH ABERS has landed a potentially critical blow!
SYNCH ABERS's stiletto punches into T-MONEY's armor!
  There is a moment's difficulty in withdrawing the weapon!
Children are trampled in the excitement!
T-MONEY has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
T-MONEY's crippled weapon arm flies off and he is completely, utterly destroyed!!
T-MONEY hits the ground in several dead chunks
SYNCH ABERS is the victor!!


I have been in a challenge war with SURTUR over a year.  I cultivated 3 different pop spots on T-Money. I earned this one

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Re: Shortest fight ever

Post  Vic Vegas on Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:09 am

Gotta love the several dead chunks from an arm hit. WooHoo!
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