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When the Ref kills...

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When the Ref kills...

Post  D-man on Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:41 pm

These are pretty rare, so I figured I'd share it here:

EYEBALL POKER                  WARRIOR NAME                    MAESTRO2            
            0-1-0                         RECORD                        0-1-0              
       BUH HADAST (340)                 TEAM NAME                MY DOG IS GAY (2123)      
         D-MAN (124)                   MANAGER NAME                 KORTIKAL (953)        
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                    Human Male          

        is of ordinary strength            --->            is of powerful strength        
            has swift movements            <---            has quick movements            
    has a delicate constitution            --->            has a healthy constitution      
             is a quick thinker            <---            has average intelligence        
               has a wiry frame            <---            could blow away in the wind    

                   13-UNPOPULAR         POPULARITY         UNPOPULAR-13                    
                          5' 0"           HEIGHT           5' 5"                          
                        125 lbs           WEIGHT           159 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            HELM                            
                    SHORT SWORD        MAIN WEAPON         FRANCISCA                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                    SHORT SWORD        SPARE WEAPON        OPEN HAND                      


MINUTE 1
The crowd is still as the match starts
* MAESTRO2 switches to strategy 1
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 4
The referee says 'You have rocks in head too?'
MAESTRO2 holds back--expecting a violent assault
MAESTRO2 strikes quickly with his francisca
MAESTRO2 chops at EYEBALL POKER's right foot
  The strike barely annoys the target!
EYEBALL POKER seeks to create pandemonium short sword darting like a demon
EYEBALL POKER jabs at MAESTRO2's right arm
  Little damage results from the strike
MAESTRO2 drives suddenly forward francisca reflecting an eerie light
MAESTRO2 chops at EYEBALL POKER's chest
  A shallow wound is left in the wake
The referee says 'You need stone hide!'
EYEBALL POKER gambles on a desperate blow short sword impatient to taste blood
MAESTRO2 backpedals away from the strike
EYEBALL POKER maintains constant motion with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER tries to cut across MAESTRO2's leg
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale disallows further fleshly mayhem!
Some Bozo shouts out 'That's the way we like it, EYEBALL POKER!'
EYEBALL POKER seeks to land a deadly blow against MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER slashes toward MAESTRO2's belly with his short sword
  ...it feels like a paper cut
EYEBALL POKER leaps in viciously short sword hovering ominously
EYEBALL POKER tries to slice MAESTRO2's left forearm
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike looks very painful!
EYEBALL POKER leaps in viciously short sword reflecting an eerie light
EYEBALL POKER tries to slice MAESTRO2's right hip
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale rebounds the enemy's blow!
EYEBALL POKER engages the enemy short sword spelling danger for all in its path
EYEBALL POKER slashes across MAESTRO2's right kidney
  The strike merely grazes the defender

MINUTE 2
* MAESTRO2 switches to strategy 6
EYEBALL POKER steps threateningly close to the powerful MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER tries to slice MAESTRO2's right thigh
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale wards off the blow!
The crowd is shouting 'Slash 'em, bash 'em!'
MAESTRO2 tries to create painful slashes with his francisca
EYEBALL POKER inexpertly thwarts the attack
EYEBALL POKER whips up a sandstorm with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER misjudges a strike
EYEBALL POKER creates a whirling motion with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER tries to impale MAESTRO2's shield arm with his short sword
  The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
EYEBALL POKER strikes quickly with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER tries to impale MAESTRO2's rib cage
  Some skin is scraped off
Local nobles calmly eat their popcorn
The referee says 'Wall of Steel is real good deal'
EYEBALL POKER directs an attack toward the quick MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's left leg
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale keeps the attack at bay!
EYEBALL POKER whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's right forearm
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale shields the warrior from harm!
EYEBALL POKER violently thrusts forward with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER slashes at MAESTRO2's left arm
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale shields the warrior from harm!

MINUTE 3
EYEBALL POKER violently thrusts forward with his short sword
MAESTRO2 dodges and almost falls over
EYEBALL POKER seeks to smite the powerful MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER slashes toward MAESTRO2's weapon arm
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale is damaged by the blow instead!
The crowd is shouting 'Do it again!'
MAESTRO2 moves defensively to the left
MAESTRO2 steps in for a quick blow at the ordinary EYEBALL POKER
EYEBALL POKER moves aside
The referee grumbles and says 'What was that, grandma's hat?'
EYEBALL POKER moves quickly to attack MAESTRO2
MAESTRO2 twists painfully in a clumsy parry
EYEBALL POKER looks for an opening
EYEBALL POKER seeks to destroy MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER slashes at MAESTRO2's right arm
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale deflects the shot!
EYEBALL POKER gives some strategic ground
EYEBALL POKER is ready to hit the powerful MAESTRO2
MAESTRO2 stumbles to the left
The crowd is shouting 'Eat steel!'
EYEBALL POKER savagely attacks short sword feverish with violence
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's left thigh
  The strike barely annoys the target!
EYEBALL POKER appears to be wearing out
EYEBALL POKER swiftly engages MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER tries to cut across MAESTRO2's leg
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale protects the warrior from harm!
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 2

MINUTE 4
EYEBALL POKER appears to be wilting from over-exertion
The ref follows as the warriors circle the arena
EYEBALL POKER advances grimly
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
EYEBALL POKER guides a blow toward the quick MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER tries to impale MAESTRO2's abdomen with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike looks very painful!
EYEBALL POKER now knows the rigors of extended combat
The spectators are getting a great tan...
MAESTRO2 warily watches the enemy
MAESTRO2 leads the cavalry against EYEBALL POKER
EYEBALL POKER barely manages to defend against the strike
EYEBALL POKER makes use of the inadequate attack, but misses by inches
Some Bozo shouts out 'You move like an epileptic walrus, EYEBALL POKER!'
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
EYEBALL POKER seeks a damaging blow with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER tries to slice MAESTRO2's lower body with his short sword
  Little damage results from the strike
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 5
EYEBALL POKER steps quickly toward the powerful MAESTRO2
MAESTRO2 stumbles to the right
The referee gruffly says 'Nice shot.  Now what you got?'
EYEBALL POKER initiates an assault short sword eager for destruction
EYEBALL POKER tries to impale MAESTRO2's left upper arm
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
EYEBALL POKER is growing tired
EYEBALL POKER makes an attack against MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER tries to cut across MAESTRO2's right forearm with his short sword
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale stops the dastardly blow!
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 2
The referee grunts and says 'Don't trip, like bone-head dip!'
EYEBALL POKER gives some strategic ground
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
EYEBALL POKER gets a lucky opening, and strikes at MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's chest with his short sword
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale shields the warrior from harm!
EYEBALL POKER becomes defensive, resting momentarily
MAESTRO2 hesitates, expecting a violent assault
MAESTRO2 attacks fiercely francisca blazing a path of destruction
MAESTRO2 chops at EYEBALL POKER's left shoulder
MAESTRO2 has landed a potentially critical blow!
  An unimpressive injury occurs
The referee gruffly says 'I recruit you for Peasant Scum!'
EYEBALL POKER backs toward the center of the arena
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
EYEBALL POKER seeks a damaging blow with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER jabs at MAESTRO2's right elbow
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale wards off the blow!
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 6
EYEBALL POKER delivers an upward stroke with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER slashes across MAESTRO2's lower back
  Some skin is scraped off
EYEBALL POKER drives suddenly forward with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER tries to impale MAESTRO2's right arm
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale deflects the shot!
EYEBALL POKER's parries are slowed by exhaustion
EYEBALL POKER circles around an old grave
EYEBALL POKER whips up a sandstorm with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER jabs at MAESTRO2's abdomen
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale shields the warrior from harm!
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 2
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
EYEBALL POKER sees a chance for destruction, and assails MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER slashes across MAESTRO2's groin
  The strike barely annoys the target!
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
EYEBALL POKER makes a daring move with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER's efforts are wasted
The referee grunts and says 'Brain like brick?  Try great pick!'
MAESTRO2 restlessly observes the enemy
MAESTRO2 guides a blow toward the swift EYEBALL POKER
MAESTRO2 guides an aimed shot at EYEBALL POKER's neck with his francisca
MAESTRO2's careful aim pays off!
MAESTRO2's blow avoids EYEBALL POKER's steel cap!
  The blow is merely an annoyance

MINUTE 7
EYEBALL POKER lacks the energy to fight well
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his enemy's upcoming blunder...
EYEBALL POKER rampages onward with his short sword
MAESTRO2 twists painfully in a clumsy parry
MAESTRO2 moves wheelwise about the enemy
MAESTRO2 tries to create painful slashes with his francisca
MAESTRO2 tries to slash EYEBALL POKER's kidneys
  ...it feels like a paper cut
The crowd is shouting 'Give it up!'
EYEBALL POKER circles around an old grave
EYEBALL POKER strikes quickly with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's right leg
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Some skin is scraped off
A spectator calls out, 'Elf ears, free with a mug of ale!'
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
EYEBALL POKER attacks with his short sword
MAESTRO2 darts in at the last moment, blocking the attack

MINUTE 8
EYEBALL POKER's strength is ebbing rapidly
MAESTRO2 moves purposefully toward the swift EYEBALL POKER
EYEBALL POKER haphazardly deflects the strike
EYEBALL POKER responds instantly to the assault and cuts at MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's right elbow
    . . . but MAESTRO2's scale absorbs the shot instead!
EYEBALL POKER moves defensively to the right
EYEBALL POKER is anxious make use of his short sword
EYEBALL POKER slashes at MAESTRO2's left arm
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A shallow wound is left in the wake
MAESTRO2's ability to fight is impaired by wounds!
EYEBALL POKER moves defensively, conserving strength
EYEBALL POKER gives some strategic ground
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his big chance
EYEBALL POKER makes an attack against MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's weapon arm
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Ligaments are torn
MAESTRO2 has lost some vital fluids
MAESTRO2 backpedals, and tries to give up!
The ref draws a straw from his fist--it looks awfully short
EYEBALL POKER aims a swift strike short sword moving with deadly purpose
EYEBALL POKER slashes toward MAESTRO2's heart with his short sword
  A mere scratch is caused by the blow!

MINUTE 9
EYEBALL POKER is looking a bit weathered
EYEBALL POKER shakes off the exhausto-demon
MAESTRO2 attacks fiercely with his francisca
MAESTRO2 tries to slash EYEBALL POKER's upper back
  ...it feels like a paper cut
EYEBALL POKER glances left and right
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
EYEBALL POKER swiftly engages MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's right ribs
  The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
MAESTRO2 asks to be let out of this deadly battle!
A florist persuades the Blood Master to let the fight go on
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 10
EYEBALL POKER's efforts are resulting in exhaustion
EYEBALL POKER whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at MAESTRO2
MAESTRO2 parries at the last instant
* MAESTRO2 switches to strategy 3
* EYEBALL POKER switches to strategy 2
MAESTRO2 lunges murderously forward with his francisca
MAESTRO2 takes a violent whack at EYEBALL POKER's right arm with his francisca
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
EYEBALL POKER guides a strike at MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER cuts at MAESTRO2's right breast with his short sword
  The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opportunity to draw serious blood
EYEBALL POKER seeks to destroy MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER tries to slash MAESTRO2's right breast with his short sword
EYEBALL POKER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
MAESTRO2's desire to win may not be enough
MAESTRO2 backpedals, and tries to give up!
The ref gruffly says, 'Want to stop? Make dummy flop'
EYEBALL POKER anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
EYEBALL POKER swiftly engages MAESTRO2
EYEBALL POKER slashes at MAESTRO2's lower back
  Some skin is scraped off
MAESTRO2's opponent has done a good job of it!
The ref throws a sharp stone at MAESTRO2, whose face may never be the same!
MAESTRO2 dies, and there is much rejoicing!
EYEBALL POKER has defeated a dangerous enemy!

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Re: When the Ref kills...

Post  Cam_ on Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:15 am

Love it!!

Never seen that before, we sharp stone? Its usually a big boulder. Great shot from the ref Very Happy
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