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APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

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APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

Post  Vic Vegas on Fri May 26, 2017 4:02 pm

APPLE NEWTON                  WARRIOR NAME                    SPLINTER            
          189-111-14                      RECORD                       174-27-6            
        FOSSILS (1102)                  TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
          Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                   Dwarf Female          

         is of beastly strength            ====            is of beastly strength          
  has lightning quick movements            <---            has quick movements            
  has an iron-like constitution            ====            has an iron-like constitution  
                    is a genius            <---            is a gifted strategist          
                is grossly thin            --->            is somewhat large              

                  85-A CHAMPION         POPULARITY         THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!-99      
                          3' 8"           HEIGHT           4' 1"                          
                        203 lbs           WEIGHT           200 lbs                        

                     FULL-PLATE           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                        JAVELIN        MAIN WEAPON         TRIDENT                        
                        JAVELIN         OFF WEAPON         TOWER SHIELD                    
                        JAVELIN        SPARE WEAPON        TRIDENT                        


APPLE NEWTON throws the gauntlet down at SPLINTER!

MINUTE 1
The ref throws a rock to start the fight
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 3
SPLINTER says 'WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN. LET'S SEE WHO'S THE BEST OF THE BEST...'
* SPLINTER switches to strategy 6
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his foe's inevitable blunder
APPLE NEWTON's javelin violates the guard range of SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON stabs out at SPLINTER's right thigh with his javelin
  A solid blow has been struck!
The shot proves popular with the girls
APPLE NEWTON says 'CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY 15TH KILL?  I LEFT IT SOMEWHERE IN THE ARENA.'
APPLE NEWTON's javelin moves inside the normal range of SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON lunges skillfully forward
APPLE NEWTON carefully strikes at SPLINTER's lower back with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON hits with an aimed attack
  A bloody gash is left in the wake!
APPLE NEWTON amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against SPLINTER!
APPLE NEWTON's javelin becomes locked with SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON makes an instinctive lunge
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at SPLINTER's thigh with his javelin
Twisted Evil    Mangled flesh is the result of the blow!
SPLINTER has been permanently injured in the secondary leg!!!
APPLE NEWTON says 'I KILL SO THE IPAD MAY YET LIVE!'
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
APPLE NEWTON's javelin moves far inside the guard range of SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON drives suddenly forward with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at SPLINTER's weapon arm with his javelin
  A mere scratch is caused by the blow!
APPLE NEWTON's javelin bombastically meets with SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON fails to connect with the enemy
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON aims an attack directly at SPLINTER's abdomen
SPLINTER is eagerly defending!
SPLINTER is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!
The referee says 'Nice weapon, pebble-brain!'
SPLINTER steps carefully to the left
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her foe's impending blunder
SPLINTER lunges murderously forward trident leading the way
SPLINTER attempts to impale APPLE NEWTON's abdomen
APPLE NEWTON tries desperately to avoid the attack!
SPLINTER narrowly gets past APPLE NEWTON's defenses!
  The impact sends the target reeling!
APPLE NEWTON's javelin furiously engages SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack toward the quick SPLINTER
APPLE NEWTON directs an aimed attack toward SPLINTER's lower body
APPLE NEWTON has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  The blow is merely an annoyance
Fans are leaving to watch the cock fights
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his opportunity to draw serious blood
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
SPLINTER's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and absorbs the impact admirably
SPLINTER attempts a response to the clumsy attack and stabs out at APPLE NEWTON
SPLINTER jabs at APPLE NEWTON's chest with her trident
  Massive disfigurement results from the attack!
The undertakers look up from their card game

MINUTE 2
APPLE NEWTON attacks suddenly, startling SPLINTER!
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON aims an attack at SPLINTER's right kidney
SPLINTER tries desperately to avoid the attack!
APPLE NEWTON successfully hits with an aimed strike
  A dull crunch is heard
SPLINTER is as white as a sheet
* SPLINTER switches to strategy 4
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON attempts to impale SPLINTER's right leg
  The strike hits with terrific force
SPLINTER has stubbed a toe!
SPLINTER tries to clutch at an open wound!
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
APPLE NEWTON's javelin decoys SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON attacks urgently with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against SPLINTER's left kidney
APPLE NEWTON's accuracy is rewarded!
  The painful tearing of flesh is heard!
SPLINTER may be dying!
SPLINTER anxiously awaits her big chance
SPLINTER charges APPLE NEWTON with her trident!
SPLINTER thrusts at APPLE NEWTON's right leg
  The strike looks very painful!
APPLE NEWTON could die at any moment!
SPLINTER says 'IT WAS AN HONOR FACING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME.'
APPLE NEWTON's javelin becomes locked with SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON drives an attack toward SPLINTER
APPLE NEWTON purposefully attacks SPLINTER's lower body with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON's careful aim pays off!
  Body hair is removed the hard way
SPLINTER has seen better days
APPLE NEWTON's javelin violates the guard range of SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at SPLINTER's upper body with his javelin
  A distressing amount of blood is spilt!
SPLINTER is leaking vital fluids all over the arena!
SPLINTER dies, drawing a fleeting look of sadness from the Blood Master.
APPLE NEWTON triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in nothing


The Blood Master makes APPLE NEWTON an offer he cannot refuse

APPLE NEWTON has joined THE MONSTERS (1)

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APPLE is my special, little freak.  Oldest size 3 warrior at 301 fights, first gladiator to get four 25s (I believe), top killer in the arena, former #1 gladiator and now monster.  He's my only gladiator to live to 250 and 300 fights.  I never thought he'd live past 75 fights.



I really hope some sucker faces APPLE, disarms him, and then he picks up a boar spear to finish his murdering. Heheheheheh.

I will add more info to this thread in tribute to APPLE NEWTON, my best ever warrior to date, on many levels.

Until then, meet your new monster.  Good luck replacing him!
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Re: APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sat May 27, 2017 6:03 pm

Bravo,Vic Vegas! Apple performed just as you had predicted in that fight. I was happy to see that Splinter got Apple to Heavy, so at least we can say it was close HP-wise.

All hail, Apple Newton!

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Re: APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

Post  Vic Vegas on Sat May 27, 2017 10:16 pm

Unfortunately, it doesn't take much to get APPLE to heavy. One more huge hit and he would have been a puddle on the floor. SPLINTER hit like a ton of bricks!!!
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Re: APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

Post  Vic Vegas on Wed May 31, 2017 5:49 pm

APPLE's first murder put him at 6-1-1 when he put down one of Cliff Banana's oddballs in the form of a great staff dwarf.

HUNZ's life is fading fast!
HUNZ pleads for the ref's protection
The ref rolls dice--they come up snake-eyes...
APPLE NEWTON attacks fiercely with his trident
APPLE NEWTON jabs at HUNZ's left hand
  A solid blow has landed
HUNZ loses the will to live--and the ability
APPLE NEWTON has won the battle!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in Intelligence

I made sure to get his 12 int up to 17 as quickly as possible.
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For his second murder, he gained a record of 19-6-2 in putting down a warhammer human run by Clan Carn.

The crowd is shouting 'Get some real fighters in here!'
APPLE NEWTON risks a strike at CARNAGE
APPLE NEWTON stabs out at CARNAGE's heart
  Bones are jarred by the impact!
CARNAGE pants and dies!
APPLE NEWTON triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in Trident
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His third slaughter was of Klagrok Keeneye's elves wielding a broadsword & buckler.  His record now stands at 20-7-3

The referee says 'No fight like farmer, use rock armor!'
HAMSTRING HARLOT ruthlessly seeks wreckage with her buckler
APPLE NEWTON comes in low, and parries the attack
APPLE NEWTON tries to land a difficult shot on HAMSTRING HARLOT
APPLE NEWTON attempts to impale HAMSTRING HARLOT's right knee
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Organs are jarred loose!
Sal Streetsweeper throws down his mop in disgust!
HAMSTRING HARLOT's organs are lethally rearranged!
APPLE NEWTON receives the adulation of the crowd!!
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His fourth kill, which put him at 27-12-4, was a blood challenge murder of a pickaxe horc run by The Badman.

A spectator calls out, 'That half-orc used to pull my plow!'
APPLE NEWTON darts in at the powerful SANTA MUERTE
APPLE NEWTON thrusts at SANTA MUERTE's left hand
Twisted Evil   A horrendous blow has been struck!
A tremor of excitement moves through the stands
SANTA MUERTE has been permanently injured in the shield arm!!!
SANTA MUERTE sways back and forth, then falls down dead!
APPLE NEWTON is triumphant!
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A triple javelin elf of The Badman's gave APPLE a record of 33-14-5

APPLE NEWTON amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against MARIA!
APPLE NEWTON lunges quickly
APPLE NEWTON decidedly aims toward MARIA's right ribs
APPLE NEWTON's accuracy is rewarded!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
Twisted Evil   Bits of flesh are smeared across the arena wall!
The undertakers are ready and eager
MARIA has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
MARIA collapses into a jigsaw puzzle and dies!
APPLE NEWTON is rewarded with cheers from the crowd!!
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One of Thecolonel's boar spear halflings contributed to APPLE's 37-16-6 record after a one-sided, one-minute put down.

MM THE CHARMING gags on phlegm
MM THE CHARMING appeals to the Blood Master for mercy!
The crowd calls for blood!
APPLE NEWTON hesitates, expecting a violent assault
APPLE NEWTON lunges half-heartedly
APPLE NEWTON jabs at MM THE CHARMING's left thigh
  A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
MM THE CHARMING has been irreversibly disassembled!
APPLE NEWTON has won this test of arms!
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Eye Of Thundera offered up his next victim in the form of a battle-axe dwarf, putting APPLE at 47-23-7

SNARF would make a corpse envious!
SNARF runs desperately toward the ref!
The referee is preparing a shallow grave...
APPLE NEWTON moves dangerously close to SNARF
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at SNARF's right wrist
  Bones are jarred by the impact!
SNARF is wiped out!
APPLE NEWTON accepts victory over the fallen warrior!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in Parry, Feint, and Feint

Nothing like a triple train after a murder!
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It took a while for APPLE's next kill to arrive, but it was worth the wait, as he taught The Warlord to put more than a helm on his gladiators with a head pop-point.  His record now stands at 68-43-8

DRYDER makes a furious surge forward long spear dancing in wild patterns
APPLE NEWTON effortlessly parries the blow
APPLE NEWTON makes use of the inadequate attack and thrusts violently at DRYDER
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against DRYDER's head
DRYDER seeks to deflect the blow!
APPLE NEWTON's careful aim pays off!
Twisted Evil   The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
DRYDER has been permanently injured in the head!!!
DRYDER's head explodes and he is disassembled!
DRYDER has been exterminated!
APPLE NEWTON kicks sand in the enemy's face, and accepts victory!
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Ul's bastard sword wielding horc provided a challenge opportunity for APPLE to get two perm-kills in a row and a record of 80-50-9.  The prior turn APPLE had randomed against MANDORALLEN (who had the same # of fights and kills as APPLE) and permed him in the abdomen on the first hit of the fight, and primary leg on the last.

MANDORALLEN lunges murderously forward bastard sword moving with deadly purpose
APPLE NEWTON masterfully intercepts the attack!
APPLE NEWTON springs into responsive action and thrusts at MANDORALLEN
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against MANDORALLEN's groin
MANDORALLEN seeks to deflect the blow!
APPLE NEWTON guides the aimed attack and hits!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
Twisted Evil   The power of the blow could fell an ox!
MANDORALLEN has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
MANDORALLEN's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he is done for!
MANDORALLEN is wiped out!
APPLE NEWTON is the victor!!
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APPLE's subsequent murder of Ripley's javelin and trident dwarf put him at 115-81-10

The referee says 'Get out of sacred rock pile!'
APPLE NEWTON charges GRISTLEPUS with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON decidedly aims for GRISTLEPUS's right arm
APPLE NEWTON strikes home with an aimed attack
Twisted Evil   The strike lands with flesh-splattering fury!
GRISTLEPUS has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
GRISTLEPUS exchanges business cards with the Grim Reaper.
APPLE NEWTON has put down a formidable foe!
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Chi's longsword/target shield dwarf provided APPLE's 11th kill putting him at 130-88-11

DWARLIN experiences an identity crisis
DWARLIN attempts to concede the fight!
The ref grumbles, 'Not today, go away'
APPLE NEWTON charges DWARLIN with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON slashes toward DWARLIN's left knee
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
Twisted Evil   The strike turns organs into jelly!
The undertakers are ready and eager
DWARLIN has been permanently injured in the primary leg!!!
DWARLIN has been annihilated!
APPLE NEWTON has put down a formidable foe!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in Open Hand
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Cam's boar spear halfling laid down his life, bringing APPLE's record to 168-102-12

MINUTE 1
The ref's somber nod signals the start
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 6
* DORSET NAGA switches to strategy 5
The referee grumbles and says 'What rhyme with pumice, slime?'
APPLE NEWTON's trident distracts DORSET NAGA's boar spear!
APPLE NEWTON charges DORSET NAGA with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON guides an aimed shot at DORSET NAGA's upper torso with his trident
APPLE NEWTON strikes home with an aimed attack
Twisted Evil   The strike turns organs into jelly!
DORSET NAGA has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
DORSET NAGA's ribs play mumblety-peg with internal organs and he is wiped out!
DORSET NAGA's internal organs stage a lethal rebellion!
APPLE NEWTON stands predominant!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in Boar Spear
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Kill number thirteen came from a war flail/target shield horc of Fusion's giving APPLE a record of 175-105-13

APPLE NEWTON charges SLOBGOBLIN with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON attacks SLOBGOBLIN's midsection
APPLE NEWTON's careful aim pays off!
Twisted Evil   The wind whistles through the tear!
The Blood Master chuckles quietly at the devastating blood-bath!
SLOBGOBLIN has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
SLOBGOBLIN's spine snaps like a dry twig  and he is wiped out!
SLOBGOBLIN dies, as somewhere a bell tolls.
APPLE NEWTON accepts victory, and a cigar from the ref!
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Nothing like three perm-kills in a row!  Such things are more common at the top as Rob Allen's trident/tower dwarf can attest, putting APPLE at 180-109-14.

The referee says 'Make me grin, hit dummy again!'
APPLE NEWTON charges RIPPER ROB with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON assails RIPPER ROB's groin
RIPPER ROB's defenses seem impervious!
APPLE NEWTON has struck home with a well-aimed blow
Twisted Evil   Bits of flesh are smeared across the arena wall!
RIPPER ROB has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
RIPPER ROB's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he screams one last time!
RIPPER ROB explodes, showering the crowd with blood and bone fragments!
APPLE NEWTON basks in the moment of glory!!
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Of course, his final kill has already been publicly made available, versus the highest ranked gladiator of all-time and most successful CS dwarf in the history of CS dwarves, giving APPLE his final record of 190-111-15.

SPLINTER has seen better days
APPLE NEWTON's javelin violates the guard range of SPLINTER's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges SPLINTER with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at SPLINTER's upper body with his javelin
  A distressing amount of blood is spilt!
SPLINTER is leaking vital fluids all over the arena!
SPLINTER dies, drawing a fleeting look of sadness from the Blood Master.
APPLE NEWTON triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in nothing


The Blood Master makes APPLE NEWTON an offer he cannot refuse

APPLE NEWTON has joined THE MONSTERS (1)
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Post  Modofo on Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:10 am

I can't believe the amazing SPLINTER is gone! When I get some time I plan to post some thoughts/fights motivated by events of the last few weeks.
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Re: APPLE NEWTON (189-111-14) vs SPLINTER (174-27-6)

Post  Vic Vegas on Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:44 pm

I've noticed that some warriors have come out of hiding since APPLE became a monster. GOKU and cowardly JORAC THE BLIND immediately spring to mind.
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