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What do you think is the best overall race in Bloodpit?

EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap15%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 15% [ 2 ]
EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap15%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 15% [ 2 ]
EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap15%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 15% [ 2 ]
EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap8%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 8% [ 1 ]
EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap15%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 15% [ 2 ]
EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_lcap31%EVIL MAC V APPLE NEWTON Vote_rcap 31% [ 4 ]

Total Votes : 13

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Post  sliv Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:33 am

EVIL MAC                    WARRIOR NAME                  APPLE NEWTON          
           131-80-7                       RECORD                      190-111-15          
   THE HOSTS OF CHAOS (791)             TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
          SLIV (356)                   MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Half-Elf Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

          is of mighty strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
        has blur-like movements            --->            has lightning quick movements  
      has a rugged constitution            --->            has an iron-like constitution  
             is a quick thinker            --->            is a genius                    
               has a wiry frame            <---            is grossly thin                

  78-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         A CHAMPION-85                  
                          5' 6"           HEIGHT           3' 8"                          
                        234 lbs           WEIGHT           203 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN                        




EVIL MAC thrusts a combat upon the misunderstood APPLE NEWTON!

MINUTE 1
The ref kicks a boulder over the arena wall
* EVIL MAC switches to strategy 6
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 4
The referee grunts and says 'Beat the slime, or I make new rhyme!'
EVIL MAC executes a masterful lunge!
EVIL MAC feigns an attack to get past APPLE NEWTON's javelin!
EVIL MAC stabs out at APPLE NEWTON's right elbow
  The strike hits with terrific force
APPLE NEWTON quickly balances his javelin and throws!
It careens toward EVIL MAC's belly
  The blow rearranges anatomy!
APPLE NEWTON switches his backup javelin to his primary hand!
APPLE NEWTON says 'CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY 15TH KILL?  I LEFT IT SOMEWHERE IN THE ARENA.'
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 5
The referee gruffly says 'No chew trident--bad for teeth'
APPLE NEWTON circles around an old grave
APPLE NEWTON ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON accurately swings for EVIL MAC's right arm with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON hits with an aimed blow
  The warriors are spattered with blood!
APPLE NEWTON says 'I KILL SO THE IPAD MAY YET LIVE!'
EVIL MAC barely succeeds in executing a lunge
EVIL MAC darts in on APPLE NEWTON, circumventing the lightning quick parry!
EVIL MAC attempts to impale APPLE NEWTON's breadbasket
APPLE NEWTON adopts desperate measures to avoid the blow!
EVIL MAC narrowly gets past APPLE NEWTON's defenses!
EVIL MAC has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A spot of crimson can be seen
EVIL MAC charges APPLE NEWTON with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON effortlessly parries the blow
EVIL MAC moves quickly to attack APPLE NEWTON
APPLE NEWTON leaps quickly away
APPLE NEWTON charges EVIL MAC with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON accomplishes a near-miss with a clumsy attack
APPLE NEWTON charges EVIL MAC with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON tries to pierce EVIL MAC's left arm
  The target area is pulverized!
EVIL MAC is busy dying
* EVIL MAC switches to strategy 3
APPLE NEWTON viciously lunges forward
EVIL MAC leaps out of the way with great prowess
The referee says 'Stop your drool, ugly fool!'
EVIL MAC charges APPLE NEWTON with his trident!
EVIL MAC tries to sweep APPLE NEWTON off his feet with his trident
APPLE NEWTON is tripped up, and falls to the ground!
APPLE NEWTON regains perpendicularity!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Half-elf haunches, 6 for a sheckel!'
Paying no heed to control, APPLE NEWTON draws a look of concern from EVIL MAC!
APPLE NEWTON charges EVIL MAC with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON feigns an attack to get past EVIL MAC's trident!
APPLE NEWTON tries to disarm EVIL MAC's trident with his javelin
EVIL MAC's trident is knocked from his grasp!
EVIL MAC switches his backup trident to his primary hand!
A spectator calls out, 'Empty that half-elf's skull!'
APPLE NEWTON makes an instinctive lunge
APPLE NEWTON feigns an attack to get past EVIL MAC's trident!
APPLE NEWTON guides an aimed shot at EVIL MAC's right arm
APPLE NEWTON's aimed attack hits!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The weapon is drenched with blood!
Sal Streetsweeper is chagrined
EVIL MAC's fans look depressed
The referee gruffly says 'Want prize? Smack between the eyes!'
EVIL MAC anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
EVIL MAC charges APPLE NEWTON with his trident!
APPLE NEWTON dodges miraculously to avoid the blow
APPLE NEWTON takes a swing with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against EVIL MAC's right arm
APPLE NEWTON hits with the aimed blow!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The victim's eyes pop in shock!
EVIL MAC didn't need all that blood anyway!

MINUTE 2
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 6
EVIL MAC anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
EVIL MAC charges APPLE NEWTON with his trident!
EVIL MAC jabs at APPLE NEWTON's chest
EVIL MAC's aim might prove deadly!
  The target area is pulverized!
APPLE NEWTON has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
APPLE NEWTON leads the cavalry against the blur-like EVIL MAC
EVIL MAC easily blocks the shot!
APPLE NEWTON charges EVIL MAC with his javelin!
EVIL MAC slips gracefully under the strike!
APPLE NEWTON makes a decisive lunge
EVIL MAC masterfully intercepts the attack!
APPLE NEWTON makes a decisive lunge
APPLE NEWTON jabs at EVIL MAC's right thigh
  A flesh-rending blow has landed!
The circling vultures draw nearer
EVIL MAC's desire to win may not be enough
EVIL MAC dies just as the ref prepares to act
APPLE NEWTON wins!!
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Post  Vic Vegas Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:07 pm

Wow! EVIL MAC put on a good show for the visiting nobles! Nice perm on APPLE! Too bad it gets erased at the end of the fight.
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Post  Dux Mortalitas Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:01 pm

Man, that was brutal. On what turn did this fight happen?

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