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Post  Stalker on Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:12 pm

Week-10 takes us to double digit win streak potential for the last four fighters coming into this week, alas some didn't make it as Sliv drops out and Modofo loses one of his two warriors. We are now down to the final two fighters vying for the Junior title belt, i forsee lots of challenges flying out to them this week, let's see if either of them are worthy of the junior title belt.

Manager: D-MAN 124 5 STUH HUDLY 340 10-3-0
Manager: MODOFO 783 5 DOCTOR DIM-WIT 1726 21-5-2

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Post  Dux Mortalitas on Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:12 pm

If either of these managers win, it will be a fresh face in UW history. Best of luck to Modofo and D-man.

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Post  Lelu Dallas on Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:05 pm

IDK how the other guy did, but IRONIC BANDOBRAS thwacked DIMWIT!
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Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:22 am

Lelu Dallas wrote:IDK how the other guy did,  but IRONIC BANDOBRAS thwacked DIMWIT!

My stable trademarked the word THWACK with one of my long gone BS dwarves. You'll be hearing from our lawyers soon.
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Post  Sleazee P Martinee on Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:03 pm


D-Man wins his first UW... CONGRATS!
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Post  D-man on Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:39 pm

Wow, I never thought I'd win this! I had actually stopped paying attention last turn and assumed I wouldn't win. Cool!

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Post  D-man on Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:42 pm

This is great. It's been a long time since I really won anything around here. I want to thank Stalker for running this competition all these years. Now that I've won it, I see this competition as the greatest test of the quality of a manager cheers .
Also want to thank Stalker for challenging my guy!

Stuh Hudly is one of my boilerplate elves...but he's better than average, obviously. We'll see if I can keep him alive in the long run.

Here's the fight, if anybody's interested out there:


STUH HUDLY                   WARRIOR NAME                    ROMMELL            
            10-3-0                        RECORD                        11-5-0            
       BUH HADAST (340)                 TEAM NAME               STALKERS MISFITS (40)      
         D-MAN (124)                   MANAGER NAME                  STALKER (13)          
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                    Human Male          

        is of muscular strength            --->            is of formidable strength      
            has swift movements            <---            has nimble movements            
     has a healthy constitution            --->            has a brawny constitution      
               is fairly bright            ====            is fairly bright                
               has a wiry frame            --->            is somewhat large              

       55-POPULAR WITH THE KIDS         POPULARITY         POPULAR WITH THE KIDS-55        
                          5' 3"           HEIGHT           6' 2"                          
                        137 lbs           WEIGHT           224 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            CUIR BOULLI                    
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            STEEL CAP                      
                    SHORT SWORD        MAIN WEAPON         MACE                            
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                    SHORT SWORD        SPARE WEAPON        MACE                            


ROMMELL seeks life and death conflict with STUH HUDLY!

MINUTE 1
The ref begins the match without delay
* ROMMELL switches to strategy 6
* STUH HUDLY switches to strategy 6
STUH HUDLY bursts forth with his short sword
ROMMELL stumbles to the left
ROMMELL anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
ROMMELL attacks mace promising destruction
ROMMELL attempts to smash STUH HUDLY's upper body
  An unimpressive injury occurs
A few cheers erupt from the stands
STUH HUDLY drives suddenly forward with his short sword
ROMMELL moves clumsily away
The referee grunts and says 'Make me grin, hit dummy again!'
STUH HUDLY bounces abruptly toward the nimble ROMMELL
ROMMELL shakily blocks the blow
The referee grunts and says 'What you need is big stone club!'
STUH HUDLY seeks to create pandemonium short sword promising destruction
STUH HUDLY tries to impale ROMMELL's left calf
STUH HUDLY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  An irritating scratch results
The referee says 'No fight like farmer, use rock armor!'
STUH HUDLY moves with well-considered effort, using his short sword
ROMMELL dodges and almost falls over
STUH HUDLY darts in at ROMMELL
STUH HUDLY tries to slice ROMMELL's heart
ROMMELL adopts desperate measures to avoid the blow!
STUH HUDLY narrowly gets past ROMMELL's defenses!
  A spot of crimson can be seen
STUH HUDLY robs an attack opportunity from ROMMELL!
STUH HUDLY attacks with his short sword
STUH HUDLY tries to cut across ROMMELL's right arm
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
ROMMELL strikes quickly with his mace
STUH HUDLY is barely missed by a hairsbreadth
ROMMELL makes an explosive assault with his mace
ROMMELL crashes down with his mace and bashes through his foe's muscular parry attempt
ROMMELL attempts to smash STUH HUDLY's weapon arm with his mace
  A weak blow is landed
STUH HUDLY makes a furious surge forward with his short sword
STUH HUDLY tries to slash ROMMELL's upper body
ROMMELL is paying special attention to not being hit there!
ROMMELL is prepared for the strike, and deflects it!
The referee gruffly says 'What you got in skull--big hole?'
STUH HUDLY strikes quickly short sword blazing a deadly path
ROMMELL backpedals away from the strike
ROMMELL violently thrusts forward mace spelling hurt for the foe
STUH HUDLY moves clumsily away

MINUTE 2
* ROMMELL switches to strategy 5
STUH HUDLY steps threateningly close to the formidable ROMMELL
ROMMELL barely manages to deflect the strike
ROMMELL seeks an opening to wreak havoc with his mace
ROMMELL risks a clumsy blow, which misses
A spectator calls out, 'Sit on a shelf, elf!'
STUH HUDLY leaps in viciously with his short sword
STUH HUDLY slashes across ROMMELL's kidneys
STUH HUDLY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The ill-fated blow accomplishes little
ROMMELL attacks fiercely with his mace
STUH HUDLY moves out of the way
STUH HUDLY tries to hit ROMMELL
STUH HUDLY tries to cut across ROMMELL's left breast with his short sword
STUH HUDLY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
* ROMMELL switches to strategy 4
STUH HUDLY steals the initiative from ROMMELL!
STUH HUDLY attempts a simple strike with his short sword
STUH HUDLY slashes at ROMMELL's right arm
  Hairs are split
The crowd is shouting 'Die die die!'
STUH HUDLY strikes quickly short sword carving a deadly swath
STUH HUDLY cuts at ROMMELL's shield arm
  The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
STUH HUDLY moves right
STUH HUDLY remains calm and plans a simple attack with his short sword
STUH HUDLY nearly hits home with a clumsy attack
STUH HUDLY whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at ROMMELL
STUH HUDLY tries to slash ROMMELL's right wrist
  The weapon lands with ordinary impact
A few hisses are heard from the cheap seats
ROMMELL could use a painkiller
* ROMMELL switches to strategy 3
* STUH HUDLY switches to strategy 5
ROMMELL pauses to get reoriented
ROMMELL strikes out toward the muscular STUH HUDLY
STUH HUDLY blocks the attack
The referee grumbles and says 'My stones are killing me'
ROMMELL anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
ROMMELL aims a swift strike with his mace
STUH HUDLY deftly intercepts the strike
STUH HUDLY anxiously awaits his opportunity to draw serious blood
STUH HUDLY dives in at the formidable ROMMELL
STUH HUDLY tries to impale ROMMELL's chest
ROMMELL's defense looks impenetrable!
ROMMELL is ready for the strike, and deftly parries it!

MINUTE 3
STUH HUDLY drives suddenly forward with his short sword
STUH HUDLY slashes at ROMMELL's weapon arm
    . . . but ROMMELL's cuir boulli rebounds the enemy's blow!
ROMMELL anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
ROMMELL strikes quickly with his mace
STUH HUDLY clumsily dodges the blow
ROMMELL looks for an opening
ROMMELL anxiously awaits his opportunity to draw serious blood
ROMMELL makes a daring move mace reflecting an eerie light
STUH HUDLY moves clumsily away
STUH HUDLY prepares for action
STUH HUDLY anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
STUH HUDLY seeks to lay waste short sword blazing a path of destruction
STUH HUDLY cuts at ROMMELL's weapon arm with his short sword
STUH HUDLY faultlessly hits a soft spot
  A minor wound results
ROMMELL might pitch over dead at any moment!
The referee gruffly says 'Nice helmet, bone-head!'
ROMMELL launches an assault wave against STUH HUDLY
ROMMELL attempts to thunk into STUH HUDLY's groin with his mace
  Little damage results from the strike
STUH HUDLY anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
STUH HUDLY delivers an upward stroke with his short sword
STUH HUDLY tries to slash ROMMELL's abdomen
STUH HUDLY lands a well-planned strike
  The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
The local nobility laugh hysterically!
ROMMELL's desire to win may not be enough
ROMMELL retreats, asking the ref for mercy!
The referee brushes the dust from a head stone
ROMMELL strikes quickly with his mace
ROMMELL bashes at STUH HUDLY's chest
    . . . but STUH HUDLY's cuir boulli rebounds the enemy's blow!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Humans are just pretty half-orcs!'
STUH HUDLY anxiously awaits his foe's inevitable blunder
STUH HUDLY violently attacks with his short sword
STUH HUDLY tries to slash ROMMELL's chest with his short sword
ROMMELL's defenses are particularly strong!
ROMMELL is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!
ROMMELL waits for a sign
ROMMELL anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
ROMMELL rampages onward with his mace
STUH HUDLY blocks the attack

MINUTE 4
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Human ribs, 3 for a sheckel!'
STUH HUDLY anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
STUH HUDLY attacks short sword blazing a deadly path
STUH HUDLY jabs at ROMMELL's lower torso with his short sword
STUH HUDLY's careful aiming might pay off!
  A garden-variety wound occurs
ROMMELL has seen better days
ROMMELL appeals to the ref's mercy!
The Blood Master draws forth much hissing by saving the life of ROMMELL!
STUH HUDLY checks the fallen warrior's pockets for change!

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Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:24 pm

Congratulations D-Man! 'bout damn time!

I'm curious why you only have a single short for your elf and not taking advantage of the elven dual wield bonus with a short sword in each hand? Might have to drop the activity a notch to compensate for the extra weight being wielded, but it is totes worth it!
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Post  D-man on Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:52 pm

Uh, I dunno? I used to dual wield a lot more, but I stopped doing it for some reason I cannot remember!

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Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:37 pm

Just my luck, you'll switch up, random against my guys, and murder them. Embarassed
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Post  Modofo on Thu May 02, 2019 12:13 pm

Congratulations D-MAN!  It is good to have a winner.

DOCTOR DIM-WIT finally lost after winning 18 in a row. jocolor
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Post  Vic Vegas on Sat May 04, 2019 12:54 pm

18 in a row is mighty impressive! Maybe next year the title will be yours after getting so close!
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