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HSAB vs JAKE THE ZOMBIE

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sun May 29, 2011 3:28 am

HSAB WARRIOR NAME JAKE THE ZOMBIE
168-89-4 RECORD 0-0-0
THE FORCES OF DUX (18) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
DUX MORTALITAS (8) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Human Male RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of mighty strength ---> is of beastly strength
has blur-like movements <--- has swift movements
has a rugged constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution
is a gifted strategist <--- sometimes forgets to breathe
is somewhat large ---> is a huge and imposing figure

83-A CHAMPION POPULARITY FEARED AND RESPECTED BY ALL
6' 1" HEIGHT 6' 8"
294 lbs WEIGHT 277 lbs

CUIR BOULLI ARMOR SCALE MAIL
HELM HELM HELM
TRIDENT MAIN WEAPON SHORT SWORD
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON TOWER SHIELD
TRIDENT SPARE WEAPON SHORT SWORD



HSAB throws the gauntlet down at JAKE THE ZOMBIE!

MINUTE 1
Flies gather in anticipation
HSAB says 'IT IS A PLEASURE TO FACE YOU AGAIN ANCIENT ONE!'
* HSAB switches to strategy 6
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 5
Wailing like a banshee, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts a tremble of fear into HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE lurches suddenly at HSAB
HSAB moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
HSAB makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
HSAB executes a masterful lunge!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE pirouettes out of danger!
HSAB lunges uncertainly
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and survives
HSAB strikes at just the right moment, surprising JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
HSAB lunges half-heartedly
HSAB tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE plummets to the ground!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rises painfully from the dirt
HSAB initiates a breath-taking lunge
HSAB tries to disarm JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword is knocked from his grasp!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches his backup short sword to his primary hand!
In unrelenting waves of violence, JAKE THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE frothes at the mouth, attacking with his short sword
HSAB dodges to the right
Battling like a mad ogre, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts terror into HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE savagely attacks short sword ready to deal death
HSAB darts to one side!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Humans are just pretty half-orcs!'
Flailing like a demented octopus, JAKE THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE barely succeeds in executing a lunge
HSAB twists easily out of reach
JAKE THE ZOMBIE steals the initiative from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE strikes out toward the blur-like HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE cuts at HSAB's upper body
An uninspiring strike has landed
With a malicious grin, JAKE THE ZOMBIE shakes up HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE lunges murderously forward short sword promising destruction
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice HSAB's right leg
The impact sends the target reeling!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE executes a downward strike short sword starved for bloodshed
HSAB pirouettes out of danger!
The referee gruffly says 'Head not thick enough!'
HSAB makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
HSAB lunges with the grace of a gazelle!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB slashes toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's sternum with his trident
...it feels like a paper cut
JAKE THE ZOMBIE steals an attack from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE delivers an upward stroke with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to cut across HSAB's gut with his short sword
HSAB's defenses are particularly strong!
HSAB expertly fends off the blow!
HSAB makes a decisive lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE chews a mouthful of sand!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rises painfully from the dirt

MINUTE 2
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 6
HSAB makes an instinctive lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE skips backward, out of harm's way
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rampages onward short sword gliding toward its target
HSAB backflips out of reach!
HSAB lunges skillfully forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it swallows the blow whole
JAKE THE ZOMBIE snaps a quick returning blow and slashes at HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice HSAB's left thigh with his short sword
A garden-variety wound occurs
* HSAB switches to strategy 4
HSAB violently thrusts forward trident carving a deadly swath
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB attempts to skewer JAKE THE ZOMBIE's back
The strike merely grazes the defender
HSAB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
HSAB lunges uncertainly
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB jabs at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right foot
Bones are jarred by the impact!
HSAB strikes out at JAKE THE ZOMBIE
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it rattles under the impact
JAKE THE ZOMBIE responds instantly with an attack and tries to slash HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE slashes toward HSAB's face
The blow is merely an annoyance
HSAB charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with his trident!
HSAB tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE spills onto the ground!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE stands erect!
HSAB charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with his trident!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot which fails to harm it
JAKE THE ZOMBIE takes advantage of the awkward attack and cuts at HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slash HSAB's left thigh with his short sword
A ghastly tear is formed by the attack!
HSAB is beginning to taste death!
The referee says 'Mess 'em up, toothless pup!'
JAKE THE ZOMBIE violently thrusts forward with his short sword
HSAB effortlessly parries the blow
JAKE THE ZOMBIE seeks to create pandemonium with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice HSAB's right shoulder
The sight of blood cheers the fans
HSAB sees multiple opponents
HSAB viciously lunges forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE twists effortlessly away
HSAB risks a strike at JAKE THE ZOMBIE
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it defends the warrior from harm
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to return a blow off of the parry and jabs at HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE slashes toward HSAB's back
An ordinary blow has been struck
HSAB might pitch over dead at any moment!

MINUTE 3
HSAB lunges quickly
HSAB feigns an attack to get past JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield!
HSAB slashes toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's head
The strike hits with terrific force
The referee grumbles and says 'Block!'
JAKE THE ZOMBIE robs an attack opportunity from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE awaits an error to make use of his short sword
HSAB efficiently dodges to one side
HSAB swoops in for a lunge using his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it deflects the attack easily
JAKE THE ZOMBIE shifts the maneuver from parry to attack, but goes wildly astray
HSAB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
HSAB makes an instinctive lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE leaps away, and lands in good position!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE bursts forth short sword spelling hurt for the foe
HSAB weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
JAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
JAKE THE ZOMBIE prudently decides to demolish HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE feigns an attack to get past HSAB's trident!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE slashes toward HSAB's abdomen
HSAB's defense looks impenetrable!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE narrowly gets past HSAB's defenses!
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
HSAB charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with his trident!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB tries to pierce JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right kidney
The wound is bleeding freely
JAKE THE ZOMBIE attacks fiercely with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to impale HSAB's kidneys
HSAB adopts desperate measures to avoid the blow!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE narrowly gets past HSAB's defenses!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow!
A gratifyingly gory wound results!
HSAB should quit with a full set of organs!
HSAB lunges quickly
HSAB tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE hits the fundament with tremendous impact, bouncing several times!!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE seizes an opportunity to stand
HSAB makes a decisive lunge
HSAB darts in on JAKE THE ZOMBIE, circumventing the swift parry!
HSAB thrusts violently at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right calf with his trident
A garden-variety wound occurs
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to clutch at an open wound!
HSAB says 'YOUR ANTIQUITY IS YOUR UNDOING!'
A spectator calls out, 'Monster droppings, 4 for a sheckel!'
HSAB initiates a breath-taking lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE leaps quickly away

MINUTE 4
The referee gruffly says 'Don't sit still--makes me ill!'
HSAB initiates a breath-taking lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE twists easily out of reach
HSAB lunges skillfully forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and survives
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rebounds from the parry and attacks and slashes across HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE cuts at HSAB's abdomen with his short sword
HSAB's defenses seem impervious!
HSAB is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!
HSAB makes a decisive lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot from the side
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rebounds from the parry and attacks, but falters in execution, failing to hit
HSAB circles slowly to the right
HSAB violently thrusts forward with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB tries to disarm JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE manages to hang on to his weapon
JAKE THE ZOMBIE rampages onward short sword sailing like the wind
HSAB dodges fluidly away from the blow
HSAB charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with his trident!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
HSAB tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE goes down in a pile of blood, sweat, and tears!!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE stands up
JAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
JAKE THE ZOMBIE looks to bring pain with his tower shield!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE shield rushes HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE strikes out dubiously, failing to score a hit
Someone in the crowd yells, 'What are you? A man or a monkey?'
HSAB lunges forward and back with his trident
HSAB attempts to skewer JAKE THE ZOMBIE's spine
A vein is opened
JAKE THE ZOMBIE sees the dice of destiny rolling...
HSAB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
HSAB makes a decisive lunge
HSAB thrusts violently at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left hand
A respectable wound occurs
JAKE THE ZOMBIE is beginning to taste death!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE backs toward the center of the arena
JAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his opponent's imminent mistake
JAKE THE ZOMBIE ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his short sword
HSAB dodges fluidly away from the blow
HSAB lunges quickly
HSAB tries to disarm JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword with his trident
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword is knocked from his grasp!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches his tower shield to his primary hand

MINUTE 5
HSAB initiates a breath-taking lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has plenty of room to dodge
HSAB initiates a breath-taking lunge
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot and it deflects the attack easily
JAKE THE ZOMBIE responds instantly to the assault and tries to thunk into HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to smash into HSAB's right arm
A weak blow is landed
HSAB has lost bowel control
JAKE THE ZOMBIE proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from HSAB!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE is ready to hit HSAB
HSAB miraculously deflects the deadly shot
JAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes an explosive assault tower shield searching for hot blood
HSAB moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
JAKE THE ZOMBIE circles toward the center of the arena
JAKE THE ZOMBIE seeks to smite HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to disarm HSAB's trident with his tower shield
HSAB manages to hang on to his weapon
HSAB lunges skillfully forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a mighty shot while defending its user
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to return a blow off of the parry and tries to bang up against HSAB
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to thunk into HSAB's left leg
The weapon is drenched with blood!
The drummer loses control and tosses a drumstick away
HSAB dies, drawing a fleeting look of sadness from the Blood Master.
JAKE THE ZOMBIE is smiling in victory!

STATS:
22
22
22
20
12
14

Dux Mortalitas
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