PHON vs JASON THE HALF-TROLL

PHON WARRIOR NAME JASON THE HALF-TROLL
161-59-6 RECORD 0-0-0
PITTED AGAINST (121) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
MJ (30) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Human Male RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of beastly strength ==== is of beastly strength
has nimble movements ==== has nimble movements
has an iron-like constitution ==== has an iron-like constitution
is a gifted strategist <--- is just plain dumb
is somewhat large ---> proportioned like a gorilla

89-A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN POPULARITY FEARED AND RESPECTED BY ALL
6' 3" HEIGHT 6' 6"
246 lbs WEIGHT 302 lbs

FULL-PLATE ARMOR CUIR BOULLI
FULL-HELM HELM HELM
LONG SPEAR MAIN WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
LONG SPEAR SPARE WEAPON BOAR SPEAR



PHON arranges a violent conflict with JASON THE HALF-TROLL!

MINUTE 1
The pounding of battle drums signal the start of combat
PHON says 'WHY DO I USE SUCH A BIG SPEAR? I WILL SHOW YOU'
* PHON switches to strategy 6
* JASON THE HALF-TROLL switches to strategy 6
JASON THE HALF-TROLL quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL switches his backup boar spear to his primary hand!
The referee grumbles and says 'You in distress if you make mess!'
PHON charges JASON THE HALF-TROLL with his long spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL backflips out of reach!
The referee grunts and says 'Me knock down that bozo-clown'
PHON circles slowly to the right
PHON lunges quickly
PHON plots devastating injury for JASON THE HALF-TROLL's abdomen with his long spear
PHON successfully lands the aimed attack
The power of the blow could fell an ox!
Some Bozo shouts 'See, I told you not to run with scissors!'
* PHON switches to strategy 5
JASON THE HALF-TROLL quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!
* JASON THE HALF-TROLL switches to strategy 5
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL tries to pierce PHON's chest
PHON's defense looks impenetrable!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL narrowly gets past PHON's defenses!
The blow rearranges anatomy!
PHON viciously lunges forward
PHON attempts to skewer JASON THE HALF-TROLL's skull
PHON has landed a potentially critical blow!
New realms of pain are explored
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL tries to pierce PHON's gut with his boar spear
An awful crunch is heard!
PHON's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
PHON violently attacks with his long spear
PHON strikes out at JASON THE HALF-TROLL's abdomen
PHON hits with the aimed blow!
Blood spills forth
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL jabs at PHON's unmentionables
JASON THE HALF-TROLL has landed a potentially critical blow!
The floodgates of blood are opened!
Splints are readied
PHON didn't need all that blood anyway!
PHON steals the initiative from JASON THE HALF-TROLL!
PHON initiates a breath-taking lunge
JASON THE HALF-TROLL moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
JASON THE HALF-TROLL lunges skillfully forward
PHON ducks under the blow
The referee grumbles and says 'You look done--hit by sun?'
JASON THE HALF-TROLL frothes at the mouth, attacking with his boar spear
PHON cartwheels out of the way!
PHON lunges quickly
PHON attempts to impale JASON THE HALF-TROLL's right shin
A bone leaves its socket!
* PHON switches to strategy 4
JASON THE HALF-TROLL lunges murderously forward boar spear hovering ominously
PHON dodges fluidly away from the blow
PHON viciously lunges forward
PHON tries to pierce JASON THE HALF-TROLL's weapon arm
Body hair is removed the hard way

MINUTE 2
PHON lunges half-heartedly
JASON THE HALF-TROLL pirouettes out of danger!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL tries to sweep PHON off his feet with his boar spear
PHON hits the sand like a ton of bricks!!
PHON stands up
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
PHON weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL tries to sweep PHON off his feet with his boar spear
PHON is thrown off balance, then staggers and lands in the mud!
PHON stands erect!
PHON spies an opening, and attacks the beastly JASON THE HALF-TROLL
JASON THE HALF-TROLL crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
PHON darts forward then back, testing his foe!
PHON lunges murderously forward with his long spear
PHON attempts to impale JASON THE HALF-TROLL's left breast
A bone leaves its socket!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL swiftly engages PHON
PHON gracefully deflects the attack
PHON lunges quickly
PHON attempts to impale JASON THE HALF-TROLL's left arm
A bloody gash is left in the wake!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL's trainer looks ill!
PHON says 'NOW WILL I BE ABLE TO KILL?'
* PHON switches to strategy 3
PHON lunges quickly
PHON tries to pierce JASON THE HALF-TROLL's right shin
The weapon lands with ordinary impact
JASON THE HALF-TROLL is beat all to hell!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL lunges murderously forward with his boar spear
JASON THE HALF-TROLL stabs out at PHON's midsection with his boar spear
A bloody gash is left in the wake!
PHON gargles blood!
PHON's life may be drawing to a close
PHON makes an instinctive lunge
PHON aims a forceful blow toward JASON THE HALF-TROLL's lower body
PHON guides the aimed attack and hits!
A nasty wound is opened
JASON THE HALF-TROLL looks thrashed
JASON THE HALF-TROLL lunges skillfully forward
JASON THE HALF-TROLL thrusts at PHON's right knee
An unimpressive injury occurs
The crowd cheers for more!
PHON will be drinking the next few meals!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL charges PHON with his boar spear!
JASON THE HALF-TROLL thrusts violently at PHON's abdomen
The hit shears through flesh and bone!
PHON dies, and is soon covered with flowers by weeping fans.
JASON THE HALF-TROLL triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!