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DEATH TOURNAMENT FINAL FIGHT

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DEATH TOURNAMENT FINAL FIGHT

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Sun May 29, 2011 3:50 am

GLORIAL WARRIOR NAME CHIT FORBRAINS
52-8-8 RECORD 12-6-3
DUKES DRACONIAN ARMY (20) TEAM NAME FRICKENFRACK (359)
DUKE (8) MANAGER NAME HOSEHEAD (133)
Dwarf Female RACE/GENDER Dwarf Male

is of powerful strength ==== is of powerful strength
has nimble movements ---> has swift movements
has a brawny constitution ---> has a resilient constitution
is a quick thinker <--- is just plain dumb
is somewhat large <--- has a wiry frame

87-A CHAMPION POPULARITY AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-63
4' 2" HEIGHT 4' 1"
183 lbs WEIGHT 207 lbs

BRIGANDINE ARMOR CHAIN MAIL
CAMAIL HELM FULL-HELM
TOWER SHIELD MAIN WEAPON BATTLE AXE
TOWER SHIELD OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
OPEN HAND SPARE WEAPON BATTLE AXE

TRIGGER FIGHTING STYLE LEVEL AIMING POINT DEFENSE POINT
1: None None 0 None None
2: You have taken medium damage Counterstrike 3 None None
3: None None 0 None None
4: None None 0 None None
5: None None 0 None None
D: Always Counterstrike 3 None None


VELOCITY WARRIOR NAME BILLY GNOSIS
4-0-4 RECORD 29-25-7
BLACK LIST (253) TEAM NAME SPIRAL OBJECTIVE (100)
CAESAR INVICTUS (90) MANAGER NAME NEMESIS (3)
Halfling Female RACE/GENDER Half-Elf Male

is of muscular strength ---> is of formidable strength
has swift movements <--- has agile movements
has a resilient constitution <--- has a brawny constitution
is just plain dumb ---> is fairly bright
is grossly thin ---> is somewhat large

96-HERO OF BIBLICAL STATUS! POPULARITY AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-63
3' 8" HEIGHT 6' 0"
82 lbs WEIGHT 204 lbs

CUIR BOULLI ARMOR CUIR BOULLI
LEATHER CAP HELM HELM
QUARTERSTAFF MAIN WEAPON BASTARD SWORD
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
OPEN HAND SPARE WEAPON OPEN HAND



KLUD THE BELL-RINGER WARRIOR NAME X-O NIGHTMARE
0-0-0 RECORD 19-11-5
THE PEASANT SCUM (2) TEAM NAME X-O SQUAD (342)
THE BLOOD MASTER (1) MANAGER NAME HERO (131)
Peasant Male RACE/GENDER Human Male

is of muscular strength ---> is of powerful strength
has slow movements ---> has swift movements
has a tough constitution ---> has a resilient constitution
sometimes forgets to breathe ---> has average intelligence
is somewhat large <--- is of average build

17-UNPOPULAR POPULARITY AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-66
5' 11" HEIGHT 6' 0"
205 lbs WEIGHT 231 lbs

NONE ARMOR SCALE MAIL
NONE HELM HELM
MACE MAIN WEAPON MILITARY PICK
MACE OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
MACE SPARE WEAPON MACE



BLUE SCREEN O DEATH WARRIOR NAME SWAMPY
7-0-3 RECORD 8-14-5
THE MICROSOFT TEAM (887) TEAM NAME SKELINGTON NIGHTMARE (385)
XODEA THE FORBIDDEN ONE (309) MANAGER NAME BIG GUY (109)
Elf Male RACE/GENDER Elf Male

is of powerful strength <--- is of muscular strength
has agile movements ==== has agile movements
has a resilient constitution ==== has a resilient constitution
is just plain dumb ---> is fairly bright
has a wiry frame <--- has a slight build

79-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS POPULARITY POPULAR WITH THE KIDS-53
5' 3" HEIGHT 4' 11"
172 lbs WEIGHT 175 lbs

CUIR BOULLI ARMOR CUIR BOULLI
HELM HELM STEEL CAP
WAR FLAIL MAIN WEAPON SHORT SWORD
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
WAR FLAIL SPARE WEAPON SHORT SWORD




MINUTE 1
The ref begins the match without delay
* X-O NIGHTMARE switches to strategy 6
* BLUE SCREEN O DEATH switches to strategy 6
* SWAMPY switches to strategy 1
* GLORIAL switches to strategy 6
* CHIT FORBRAINS switches to strategy 6
* VELOCITY switches to strategy 6
BILLY GNOSIS says 'IF THE BIBLE PROVES THE EXISTANCE OF GOD'
BILLY GNOSIS says 'THEN COMIC BOOKS PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF SUPERHEROES'
* BILLY GNOSIS switches to strategy 6
* KLUD THE BELL-RINGER switches to strategy 6
VELOCITY puts great fire and fury into her quarterstaff
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a muscular shot from above
GLORIAL attempts a response to the clumsy attack, but launches an attack at the sands
BILLY GNOSIS launches toward the powerful X-O NIGHTMARE
BILLY GNOSIS drives a blow toward X-O NIGHTMARE's lower body
BILLY GNOSIS successfully lands the aimed attack
The weapon hits with heavy impact
CHIT FORBRAINS engages the enemy with his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS tries to slash BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's shield arm
The attack proves ineffective
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH gambles on a desperate blow war flail promising destruction
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH lashes toward X-O NIGHTMARE's sternum
The ill-fated blow accomplishes little
BILLY GNOSIS rampages onward with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS feigns an attack to get past X-O NIGHTMARE's military pick!
BILLY GNOSIS strikes out for X-O NIGHTMARE's left kidney with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS successfully hits with an aimed strike
An uninspiring strike has landed
VELOCITY aims a swift strike with her quarterstaff
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a muscular shot from above
GLORIAL rebounds from the parry and attacks and tries to smash into VELOCITY
GLORIAL tries to bang up against VELOCITY's groin with her tower shield
The weapon lands with ordinary impact
A cloud passes by, capturing the crowd's attention
GLORIAL seeks to lay waste tower shield leading the way
GLORIAL shield rushes BLUE SCREEN O DEATH
GLORIAL stumbles, throwing off a good attack
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH leads the cavalry against the powerful X-O NIGHTMARE
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH lashes out at X-O NIGHTMARE's weapon arm
The strike hits with terrific force
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH makes an attack against X-O NIGHTMARE
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH flails at X-O NIGHTMARE's abdomen with his war flail
The damage is amusingly slight
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her most fortuitous opening
GLORIAL leads the cavalry against the agile BLUE SCREEN O DEATH
GLORIAL charges forward headlong into BLUE SCREEN O DEATH disequilibrating her foe!
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH stands as quickly as possible
X-O NIGHTMARE makes an explosive assault military pick gliding toward its target
X-O NIGHTMARE hacks away at SWAMPY's lower body
The weapon hits with heavy impact
A spectator calls out, 'Shorties only EAT like gladiators!'
VELOCITY leads the cavalry against the nimble GLORIAL
VELOCITY attempts to thunk into GLORIAL's stomach
The strike barely annoys the target!
BILLY GNOSIS suddenly strikes at X-O NIGHTMARE
X-O NIGHTMARE efficiently dodges to one side
The referee grunts and says 'You in trouble, head like bubble!'
SWAMPY drives suddenly forward short sword blazing a deadly path
SWAMPY directs an aimed blow toward BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's abdomen
SWAMPY's careful aim pays off!
New realms of pain are explored
A cloud passes by, capturing the crowd's attention
CHIT FORBRAINS shrieks with insane fury, wielding his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's midsection
The sight of blood cheers the fans
The referee gruffly says 'If you like crash, try the bash'
X-O NIGHTMARE takes a shot at CHIT FORBRAINS
X-O NIGHTMARE hacks away at CHIT FORBRAINS's chest
X-O NIGHTMARE's military pick punches into CHIT FORBRAINS's armor!
The blow lands at an ineffective angle
VELOCITY steps back for better balance
VELOCITY initiates an assault quarterstaff ravenous for a kill
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a muscular shot from below
GLORIAL attempts a response to the clumsy attack and tries to crash against VELOCITY
GLORIAL tries to crash against VELOCITY's left hand with her tower shield
A bone is nicked!
The shot proves popular with the girls
VELOCITY hopes to hit the nimble GLORIAL
VELOCITY decidedly aims for GLORIAL's right arm
VELOCITY takes aim, and hits home!
Little damage results from the strike
VELOCITY leaps in toward the nimble GLORIAL
VELOCITY decidedly aims toward GLORIAL's weapon arm
VELOCITY's careful aim pays off!
Some skin is scraped off
The Blood Master is listening to the band
X-O NIGHTMARE strikes deviously outward military pick searching for hot blood
X-O NIGHTMARE takes a violent whack at CHIT FORBRAINS's left upper arm
Body hair is removed the hard way
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH makes a daring move with his war flail
X-O NIGHTMARE dodges to the left
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH initiates harmful action upon the swift X-O NIGHTMARE
X-O NIGHTMARE moves uncertainly, but parries the blow
CHIT FORBRAINS lunges murderously forward battle axe whirling ominously
CHIT FORBRAINS chops at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's chest
The blow lands with little force
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Half-elf haunches, 6 for a sheckel!'
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her foe's upcoming error
GLORIAL awaits an error to make use of her tower shield
GLORIAL tries to crash against BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's belly
A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's desire to win may not be enough
* CHIT FORBRAINS switches to strategy 2
BILLY GNOSIS strikes out toward X-O NIGHTMARE
X-O NIGHTMARE solidly stops the attack
The referee says 'I clean your clock with great big rock!'
SWAMPY attacks urgently with his short sword
SWAMPY slashes across BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's right wrist
He draws back and slashes across his opponent's right shoulder!
Blood surges forth from the wound!
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH lists to starboard in great pain!
CHIT FORBRAINS seeks to create pandemonium with his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's ribs
The weapon hits with heavy impact
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's ability to fight is impaired by wounds!
BILLY GNOSIS seeks to lay waste with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS makes an attack toward X-O NIGHTMARE's abdomen
BILLY GNOSIS successfully lands the aimed attack
A solid blow has been struck!
X-O NIGHTMARE sees a chance for destruction, and assails CHIT FORBRAINS
CHIT FORBRAINS steps to one side
BILLY GNOSIS is ready to hit the stable KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
BILLY GNOSIS moves dangerously at KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's gut
BILLY GNOSIS's accuracy is rewarded!
The weapon lands with ordinary impact
The ref says, 'Peel 'em like potato'
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER makes threatening motions at X-O NIGHTMARE
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER tries to mash X-O NIGHTMARE's right breast
The weapon hits with heavy impact
A few cheers erupt from the stands
X-O NIGHTMARE looks thrashed
* X-O NIGHTMARE switches to strategy 4
SWAMPY gives some strategic ground
SWAMPY gambles on a desperate blow with his short sword
SWAMPY aims an attack at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's abdomen
SWAMPY hits with an aimed blow
The blow is merely an annoyance
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's life may be drawing to a close
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER lunges murderously forward with his mace
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attempts to smash X-O NIGHTMARE's gut
A respectable wound occurs
X-O NIGHTMARE is busy dying
The referee gruffly says 'Me knock down that bozo-clown'
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER executes a downward strike mace carving a deadly swath
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER tries to crush X-O NIGHTMARE's chest
A solid blow has landed
Dirty old men smile at the blow
X-O NIGHTMARE's life may be drawing to a close
SWAMPY swings around and attacks short sword sailing like the wind
SWAMPY tries to impale BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's face
Hairs are split
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH can't take much more!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER prepares for action
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER violently thrusts forward mace ready to deal death
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attempts to thunk into X-O NIGHTMARE's left forearm
A weak blow is landed
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER engages the enemy with his mace
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER bashes at X-O NIGHTMARE's weapon arm
A flesh-rending blow has landed!
X-O NIGHTMARE has been irreversibly disassembled!
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH swiftly engages the swift CHIT FORBRAINS
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH tries to whip CHIT FORBRAINS's chest with his war flail
The strike is hardly noticed
The Blood Master is listening to the band
The referee says 'That real good, pebble-brain!'
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attacks urgently with his mace
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot while defending its user
GLORIAL tries to return a blow off of the parry, but takes a swipe at the ground
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER leaps in toward the powerful GLORIAL
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and survives
GLORIAL responds instantly with an attack and tries to bang up against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
GLORIAL tries to thunk into KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's right leg
The blow lands with bone-breaking force!
BILLY GNOSIS violently thrusts forward with his bastard sword
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER darts to one side!
The crowd is shouting 'Wimps go home!'
BILLY GNOSIS ruthlessly seeks wreckage bastard sword spelling danger for all in its path
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER leans left, avoiding the blow
CHIT FORBRAINS savagely attacks battle axe impatient to taste blood
CHIT FORBRAINS takes a violent whack at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's left calf
...it feels like a paper cut
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH tilts aftward in agony!
VELOCITY attacks urgently with her quarterstaff
GLORIAL bats aside the incoming attack
GLORIAL takes advantage of the awkward attack and tries to crash against VELOCITY
GLORIAL tries to thunk into VELOCITY's heart with her tower shield
VELOCITY is providing a very active defense!
GLORIAL narrowly gets past VELOCITY's defenses!
A nasty wound is opened
VELOCITY has lost some vital fluids
* VELOCITY switches to strategy 1
SWAMPY awaits the perfect opening
SWAMPY attempts a blow against the agile BLUE SCREEN O DEATH
SWAMPY moves dangerously at BLUE SCREEN O DEATH's abdomen
SWAMPY hits with an aimed blow
SWAMPY has landed a potentially critical blow!
A soft squish is heard
BLUE SCREEN O DEATH sways back and forth, then falls down dead!
* CHIT FORBRAINS switches to strategy 6
SWAMPY bursts forth short sword hovering ominously
VELOCITY shifts uncertainly, but parries the attack
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER violently attacks with his mace
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and absorbs the impact admirably
GLORIAL tries to return a blow off of the parry and makes use of her tower shield!
GLORIAL tries to bang up against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's face
A typical blow has been landed

MINUTE 2
* SWAMPY switches to strategy 6
* KLUD THE BELL-RINGER switches to strategy 5
CHIT FORBRAINS makes a daring move battle axe blazing a deadly path
CHIT FORBRAINS takes a violent whack at BILLY GNOSIS's left shin
CHIT FORBRAINS has landed a potentially critical blow!
The wound delivers terrible agony!
BILLY GNOSIS has been permanently injured in the primary leg!!!
BILLY GNOSIS savagely attacks with his bastard sword
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER darts to one side!
BILLY GNOSIS delivers an upward stroke bastard sword impatient to taste blood
BILLY GNOSIS makes an attack toward SWAMPY's unmentionables with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS takes aim, and hits home!
The strike turns organs into jelly!
GLORIAL advances grimly
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her opponent's imminent mistake
GLORIAL guides a strike at KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER dodges with the grace of a master!
BILLY GNOSIS initiates an assault with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS cuts at SWAMPY's left knee
The damage is amusingly slight
VELOCITY rampages onward with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY bashes at CHIT FORBRAINS's shield arm
. . . but CHIT FORBRAINS's chain is damaged by the blow instead!
SWAMPY strikes quickly with his short sword
SWAMPY tries to impale BILLY GNOSIS's right thigh
A typical blow has been landed
BILLY GNOSIS guides a blow toward the agile SWAMPY
BILLY GNOSIS slashes at SWAMPY's shield arm with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS has landed a potentially critical blow!
Great gobs of gore gush from the gash!
SWAMPY's fans are looking for a new champion!
SWAMPY strikes quickly with his short sword
BILLY GNOSIS quickly intercepts the blow
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her opportunity to draw serious blood
GLORIAL moves in on KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER backflips out of reach!
BILLY GNOSIS violently thrusts forward bastard sword ravenous for a kill
BILLY GNOSIS tries to slash SWAMPY's left arm
A flesh-rending blow has landed!
Spectators start dancing the fandango
SWAMPY's blood is everywhere!
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her anticipated opening
GLORIAL drives suddenly forward with her tower shield
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER leans right, avoiding the blow
CHIT FORBRAINS bounces abruptly toward BILLY GNOSIS
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks away at BILLY GNOSIS's weapon arm with his battle axe
A shallow wound is left in the wake
SWAMPY seeks to destroy the agile BILLY GNOSIS
SWAMPY aims a blow at BILLY GNOSIS's groin
SWAMPY guides the aimed attack and hits!
An awful crunch is heard!
BILLY GNOSIS sees stars
* CHIT FORBRAINS switches to strategy 2
* BILLY GNOSIS switches to strategy 5
GLORIAL attacks tower shield sweeping toward its target
GLORIAL charges forward headlong into KLUD THE BELL-RINGER and almost annoys her foe!
CHIT FORBRAINS advances grimly
CHIT FORBRAINS makes a furious surge forward with his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS tries to sweep BILLY GNOSIS off his feet with his battle axe
BILLY GNOSIS manages to keep his balance
CHIT FORBRAINS strikes swiftly at BILLY GNOSIS
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks away at BILLY GNOSIS's left thigh
CHIT FORBRAINS has landed a potentially critical blow!
Blood pours from the victim!
BILLY GNOSIS has been permanently injured in the primary leg!!!
BILLY GNOSIS might be better off dead!
SWAMPY wildly attacks with his short sword
SWAMPY moves dangerously at BILLY GNOSIS's abdomen
SWAMPY's aimed attack hits!
A typical blow has been landed
BILLY GNOSIS looks thrashed
SWAMPY rampages onward with his short sword
SWAMPY guides an aimed shot at BILLY GNOSIS's breadbasket
SWAMPY's accuracy is rewarded!
The weapon lands with ordinary impact
BILLY GNOSIS sees the dice of destiny rolling...
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER cautiously strikes out with his mace!
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and survives
GLORIAL takes advantage of the awkward attack and tries to bang up against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
GLORIAL tries to thunk into KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's left upper arm
The warriors are spattered with blood!
An angry spectator shouts, 'Don't the rules forbid this?'
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's trainer turns suddenly pale
Someone in the crowd yells, 'You pointy-eared hobgoblin!'
BILLY GNOSIS aims a swift strike bastard sword starved for bloodshed
BILLY GNOSIS slashes toward SWAMPY's left knee
BILLY GNOSIS has landed a potentially critical blow!
Something snaps under the impact!
SWAMPY is wiped out!
BILLY GNOSIS hopes to hit GLORIAL
BILLY GNOSIS tries to impale GLORIAL's heart with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike creates a gruesome wound!
GLORIAL's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER lunges murderously forward mace moving like the wind
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER feigns an attack to get past GLORIAL's tower shield!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER bashes at GLORIAL's weapon arm with his mace
Body hair is removed the hard way
* GLORIAL switches to strategy 2
BILLY GNOSIS remains calm and plans a simple attack with his bastard sword
BILLY GNOSIS fails to score a hit
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER moves with well-considered effort, using his mace
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
GLORIAL springs into responsive action, but barely misses
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Ale stunts your growth, dwarf!'
VELOCITY puts great fire and fury into her quarterstaff
VELOCITY attempts to thunk into CHIT FORBRAINS's head with her quarterstaff
. . . however, CHIT FORBRAINS's full helm proves a bulwark against the attack!
VELOCITY strikes deviously outward with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY decidedly aims for CHIT FORBRAINS's right upper arm
VELOCITY successfully lands the aimed attack
...it feels like a paper cut
VELOCITY engages CHIT FORBRAINS
CHIT FORBRAINS darts in at the last moment, blocking the attack
CHIT FORBRAINS swings around and attacks with his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS takes a violent whack at BILLY GNOSIS's weapon arm
The weapon lands with ordinary impact
BILLY GNOSIS dies just as the ref prepares to act
The referee gruffly says 'Go for slash, make some hash!'
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her opponent's imminent mistake
GLORIAL makes a furious surge forward with her tower shield
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER leaps magnificently to one side!
VELOCITY seeks to create pandemonium with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY attempts to thunk into CHIT FORBRAINS's abdomen
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
...it feels like a paper cut
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER strikes out at GLORIAL
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attempts to thunk into GLORIAL's lower body with his mace
A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
Many fans leap to their feet!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER dives in at GLORIAL
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it defends the warrior from harm
GLORIAL responds instantly with an attack and tries to bang up against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
GLORIAL tries to bang up against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's leg
The sight of blood cheers the fans
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER is in need of healing!
The referee says 'If you die, no one cry!'
VELOCITY seeks a damaging blow with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY moves dangerously at CHIT FORBRAINS's right elbow
VELOCITY strikes home with an aimed attack
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
A typical blow has been landed
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER makes swift use of his mace!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attempts to thunk into GLORIAL's heart
Blood surges forth from the wound!
GLORIAL is beginning to taste death!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER seeks to smite the nimble GLORIAL
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER bashes at GLORIAL's shield arm with his mace
Something snaps under the impact!
GLORIAL is searching for missing flesh!
VELOCITY lurches suddenly at CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY aims a forceful blow toward CHIT FORBRAINS's weapon arm
VELOCITY hits with an aimed blow
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER lurches toward the powerful GLORIAL
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER attempts to smash GLORIAL's right ankle
Body hair is removed the hard way

MINUTE 3
* KLUD THE BELL-RINGER switches to strategy 6
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER fluidly intercepts an attack by GLORIAL!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER engages the enemy mace eager for destruction
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER feigns an attack to get past GLORIAL's tower shield!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER tries to crush GLORIAL's neck
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's blow avoids GLORIAL's camail!
A shallow wound is left in the wake
GLORIAL has lost some vital fluids
VELOCITY initiates harmful action upon the powerful CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY decidedly aims for CHIT FORBRAINS's weapon arm
VELOCITY has struck home with a well-aimed blow
The strike is easily shrugged off
CHIT FORBRAINS savagely attacks with his battle axe
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER makes an effective parry
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Is that Stumpy, Dumpy, Lumpy, or Oblate?'
VELOCITY attacks with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY aims an attack directly at CHIT FORBRAINS's right arm
VELOCITY takes aim, and hits home!
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
An ordinary blow has been struck
VELOCITY violently attacks quarterstaff promising destruction
VELOCITY fails to connect with a poorly aimed attack
The crowd is shouting 'Thumbs down!'
VELOCITY searches for better footing
VELOCITY launches an assault wave against CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY tries to crush CHIT FORBRAINS's thigh with her quarterstaff
. . . but CHIT FORBRAINS's chain saves the warrior's skin!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER aims a swift strike mace darting like a demon
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it rattles under the impact
GLORIAL responds instantly with an attack and tries to crash against KLUD THE BELL-RINGER
GLORIAL bashes away at KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's leg with her tower shield
Something snaps under the impact!
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER labors to take each painful breath!
CHIT FORBRAINS backs toward the center of the arena
CHIT FORBRAINS rampages onward with his battle axe
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks at KLUD THE BELL-RINGER's left elbow with his battle axe
The weapon hits with heavy impact
KLUD THE BELL-RINGER collapses in a heap, and is bagged up by Sal Streetsweeper
VELOCITY makes an attack against the powerful CHIT FORBRAINS
CHIT FORBRAINS darts in at the last moment, blocking the attack
VELOCITY savagely attacks with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY swings overzealously and misses
VELOCITY creates a whirling motion with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY tries to disarm CHIT FORBRAINS's battle axe with her quarterstaff
CHIT FORBRAINS's battle axe is knocked from his grasp!
CHIT FORBRAINS switches his backup battle axe to his primary hand!
GLORIAL shifts expectantly to one side
GLORIAL awaits an error to make use of her tower shield
GLORIAL bats aside her foe's lighter quarterstaff!
GLORIAL tries to thunk into VELOCITY's belly
A spot of crimson can be seen
VELOCITY can't take much more!
CHIT FORBRAINS whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at the nimble GLORIAL
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which fails to harm it
GLORIAL takes advantage of the awkward attack and tries to thunk into CHIT FORBRAINS
GLORIAL tries to thunk into CHIT FORBRAINS's throat
A mere scratch is caused by the blow!
GLORIAL makes an attack against the swift VELOCITY
VELOCITY steps to one side
CHIT FORBRAINS is eager to crack a skull with his battle axe
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and absorbs the impact admirably
GLORIAL attempts a response to the clumsy attack and bashes away at CHIT FORBRAINS
GLORIAL bashes away at CHIT FORBRAINS's left arm
A bone is nicked!
CHIT FORBRAINS can't take much more!
* CHIT FORBRAINS switches to strategy 1
The referee grumbles and says 'Take a plunge, try the lunge'
CHIT FORBRAINS puts great fire and fury into his battle axe
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and absorbs the impact admirably
GLORIAL makes use of the inadequate attack, but makes an erratic attack that fails to impact

MINUTE 4
CHIT FORBRAINS strikes quickly with his battle axe
GLORIAL's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and it defends the warrior from harm
GLORIAL tries to return a blow off of the parry and bashes away at CHIT FORBRAINS
GLORIAL bashes away at CHIT FORBRAINS's heart
An irritating scratch results
CHIT FORBRAINS is a map of misery
VELOCITY initiates an unrestrained attack on the powerful CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY plans an aimed assault at CHIT FORBRAINS's right wrist
VELOCITY successfully hits with an aimed strike
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
The referee gruffly says 'Got baggy knee. You in agony?'
GLORIAL shifts expectantly to one side
GLORIAL attacks with her tower shield
VELOCITY backpedals away from the strike
The referee gruffly says 'Drop back five and punt!'
GLORIAL glances left and right
GLORIAL anxiously awaits her anticipated opening
GLORIAL attempts to strike VELOCITY
GLORIAL is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing her brigandine
GLORIAL misses like a bozo
CHIT FORBRAINS executes a downward strike battle axe impatient to taste blood
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks away at GLORIAL's head
The attack proves ineffective
GLORIAL violently thrusts forward with her tower shield
GLORIAL shield rushes VELOCITY
GLORIAL stumbles, throwing off a good attack
VELOCITY restlessly observes the enemy
VELOCITY takes a shot at the swift CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY misses with a poorly planned attack
CHIT FORBRAINS moves purposefully toward the powerful GLORIAL
GLORIAL masterfully intercepts the attack!
GLORIAL responds instantly with an attack, but swings overzealously and misses
VELOCITY guides a strike at the swift CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY assaults CHIT FORBRAINS's right arm with her quarterstaff
VELOCITY successfully lands the aimed attack
The attack proves ineffective
No one was watching
VELOCITY moves in on CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY tries to crush CHIT FORBRAINS's thigh
. . . but CHIT FORBRAINS's chain rebounds the enemy's blow!
CHIT FORBRAINS awaits the perfect opening
CHIT FORBRAINS seeks to destroy GLORIAL
CHIT FORBRAINS chops at GLORIAL's right kidney
CHIT FORBRAINS has landed a potentially critical blow!
Blood spills forth
GLORIAL has lost bowel control
CHIT FORBRAINS intends bodily harm to GLORIAL
CHIT FORBRAINS takes a violent whack at GLORIAL's shield arm
Blood pours from the victim!
A tremor of excitement moves through the stands
GLORIAL draws a last painful breath as a cold rain begins to fall.
VELOCITY seeks to take vengeance upon CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY tries to crush CHIT FORBRAINS's right kidney
A minor wound results
CHIT FORBRAINS looks thrashed
VELOCITY puts great fire and fury into her quarterstaff
VELOCITY attempts to thunk into CHIT FORBRAINS's left shoulder
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike is easily shrugged off
CHIT FORBRAINS drives suddenly forward battle axe reflecting an eerie light
CHIT FORBRAINS hacks at VELOCITY's right elbow
Body hair is removed the hard way
VELOCITY is busy dying
VELOCITY engages the enemy quarterstaff darting like a demon
VELOCITY tries to mash CHIT FORBRAINS's groin
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
Hairs are split
CHIT FORBRAINS needs a few weeks' rest

MINUTE 5
VELOCITY seeks to land a deadly blow against the swift CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY bashes at CHIT FORBRAINS's shield arm
VELOCITY has landed a potentially critical blow!
The attack proves ineffective
CHIT FORBRAINS lists to starboard in great pain!
CHIT FORBRAINS searches for better footing
CHIT FORBRAINS lurches suddenly at VELOCITY
VELOCITY dodges and almost falls over
Some Bozo shouts out 'Die, CHIT FORBRAINS!'
CHIT FORBRAINS restlessly observes the enemy
CHIT FORBRAINS is ready to hit the muscular VELOCITY
VELOCITY stumbles back out of harm's way
The referee grumbles and says 'Wall of Steel is real good deal'
VELOCITY amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against CHIT FORBRAINS!
VELOCITY strikes quickly quarterstaff carving a deadly swath
VELOCITY attempts to smash CHIT FORBRAINS's right shin with her quarterstaff
The damage is amusingly slight
A few rats scurry away
CHIT FORBRAINS sees stars
VELOCITY gets a lucky opening, and strikes at CHIT FORBRAINS
VELOCITY bashes at CHIT FORBRAINS's left foot with her quarterstaff
The weapon is drenched with blood!
CHIT FORBRAINS is mashed out of existence
VELOCITY basks in the moment of glory!!

VELOCITY has trained in nothing

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