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Post  Fusion on Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:45 pm

SKIPPY                     WARRIOR NAME                THE NEEDLE LIES        
           195-77-9                       RECORD                       147-97-3            
      BAD MUTTERS (838)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
         FUSION (346)                  MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Half-Elf Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

         is of beastly strength            ====            is of beastly strength          
  has lightning quick movements            ====            has lightning quick movements  
  has an iron-like constitution            ====            has an iron-like constitution  
                    is a genius            <---            is a quick thinker              
             has a slight build            <---            is grossly thin                

   90-A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN         POPULARITY         AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR-77      
                          5' 4"           HEIGHT           3' 8"                          
                        231 lbs           WEIGHT           203 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                           HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                     BOAR SPEAR         OFF WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN    

SKIPPY comes to combat the malignant THE NEEDLE LIES!

MINUTE 1
The ref swallows a ceremonial boulder
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 6
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 6
SKIPPY decides to use his boar spear!
THE NEEDLE LIES weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
SKIPPY attacks urgently with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES masterfully intercepts the attack!
SKIPPY surges forward with his trident
SKIPPY tries to sweep THE NEEDLE LIES off his feet with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES takes a belly-flop onto an old skull!
THE NEEDLE LIES regains perpendicularity!
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 5
The referee grunts and says 'Huh?'
THE NEEDLE LIES charges SKIPPY with his javelin!
SKIPPY dodges to the right
A spectator calls out, 'Dwarf, dorf; what's the difference?'
SKIPPY darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SKIPPY charges THE NEEDLE LIES with his trident!
THE NEEDLE LIES unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
SKIPPY drives a blow toward THE NEEDLE LIES's shoulderblade
SKIPPY's accuracy is rewarded!
  The weapon disappears into the wound!
SKIPPY says 'OH DON'T POUT AT ME.  YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!'
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 3
THE NEEDLE LIES cautiously strikes out with his javelin!
THE NEEDLE LIES decidedly aims for SKIPPY's abdomen
THE NEEDLE LIES hits with the aimed blow!
  The weapon hits with heavy impact
THE NEEDLE LIES suddenly jabs out with his javelin
THE NEEDLE LIES moves dangerously at SKIPPY's abdomen
THE NEEDLE LIES's accuracy is rewarded!
  Moderate destruction is the result of the attack
Some Bozo shouts out 'Water my plants, SKIPPY!'
SKIPPY guides a blow toward the lightning quick THE NEEDLE LIES
SKIPPY decidedly aims toward THE NEEDLE LIES's chest with his trident
SKIPPY hits with an aimed blow
  A spot of crimson can be seen
SKIPPY prepares an off-hand attack with his boar spear!
THE NEEDLE LIES jumps over the incoming blow!
SKIPPY attacks suddenly, startling THE NEEDLE LIES!
SKIPPY makes an explosive assault trident ready for terrible vengeance
THE NEEDLE LIES leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
SKIPPY swoops in for a lunge using his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES easily avoids the blow
SKIPPY darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SKIPPY seeks to destroy THE NEEDLE LIES
SKIPPY tries to sweep THE NEEDLE LIES off his feet with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES is thrown off balance, then staggers and lands in the mud!
THE NEEDLE LIES quickly becomes upright!
SKIPPY violently thrusts forward with his trident
SKIPPY tries to sweep THE NEEDLE LIES off his feet with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES avalanches to the ground, wounded!!
THE NEEDLE LIES's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
THE NEEDLE LIES stands up
SKIPPY says 'HERE IT COMES!'
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 4
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 2
THE NEEDLE LIES charges SKIPPY with his javelin!
SKIPPY easily blocks the shot!
THE NEEDLE LIES swings swiftly javelin ready to deal death
THE NEEDLE LIES decidedly aims toward SKIPPY's abdomen with his javelin
THE NEEDLE LIES has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  The warriors are spattered with blood!
SKIPPY's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
THE NEEDLE LIES tries to deliver a blow with his javelin!
THE NEEDLE LIES slashes toward SKIPPY's weapon arm
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
SKIPPY's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
SKIPPY tilts aftward in agony!
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 3
THE NEEDLE LIES says 'DON'T EVER TRUST THE NEEDLE WHEN IT CRIES... CRIES YOUR NAME!!!'
THE NEEDLE LIES decides to use his javelin!
SKIPPY easily blocks the shot!
THE NEEDLE LIES strikes wantonly at the beastly SKIPPY
THE NEEDLE LIES decidedly aims toward SKIPPY's lower body
THE NEEDLE LIES hits with an aimed attack
  A solid blow has landed
SKIPPY is staggering with pain!
The referee gruffly says 'Slash that trash!'
SKIPPY glances left and right
SKIPPY anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
SKIPPY quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
It is aimed toward THE NEEDLE LIES's left kidney
  The weapon lands with ordinary impact
The audience is watching intently
THE NEEDLE LIES needs a few weeks' rest
SKIPPY switches his backup boar spear to his secondary hand!
THE NEEDLE LIES makes use of his javelin!
SKIPPY easily avoids the blow
THE NEEDLE LIES says 'DON'T EVER TRUST...  DON'T EVER TRUST THE NEEDLE IT LIES ...'

MINUTE 2
SKIPPY anxiously awaits his enemy's upcoming blunder...
SKIPPY quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
SKIPPY's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 2
The referee gruffly says 'Me no like if you use strike'
THE NEEDLE LIES creates a whirling motion with his javelin
SKIPPY dodges to the right
SKIPPY parries like a mad demon with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES leaps magnificently to one side!
SKIPPY violently thrusts forward with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
THE NEEDLE LIES steps back for better balance
THE NEEDLE LIES prepares an off-hand attack with his javelin!
SKIPPY dodges with the grace of a master!
THE NEEDLE LIES steps in for a quick blow at SKIPPY
SKIPPY easily blocks the shot!
THE NEEDLE LIES whips up a sandstorm with his javelin
SKIPPY expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
SKIPPY bounces abruptly toward THE NEEDLE LIES
THE NEEDLE LIES dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
SKIPPY's trident is knocked from his grasp!
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 3
The referee grunts and says 'That real good, pebble-brain!'
THE NEEDLE LIES robs an attack opportunity from SKIPPY!
THE NEEDLE LIES charges SKIPPY with his javelin!
THE NEEDLE LIES nearly trips, ruining a good strike
THE NEEDLE LIES isn't ready to strike a blow yet
THE NEEDLE LIES attacks urgently with his javelin
THE NEEDLE LIES tries to strike directly into SKIPPY's abdomen
THE NEEDLE LIES's accuracy is rewarded!
THE NEEDLE LIES has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
The undertakers look up from their card game
SKIPPY considers entering politics
SKIPPY scoops up a trident from the ground.
* SKIPPY switches to strategy 2
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 1
SKIPPY attacks urgently with his trident
THE NEEDLE LIES crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
THE NEEDLE LIES defends himself, waiting for fatigue to eliminate his opponent.
THE NEEDLE LIES strikes quickly with his javelin
SKIPPY leaps away, and lands in good position!
SKIPPY charges THE NEEDLE LIES with his trident!
THE NEEDLE LIES leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 2
SKIPPY hopes to hit THE NEEDLE LIES
THE NEEDLE LIES crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 1
THE NEEDLE LIES parries, ignoring the offensive potential of his javelin
THE NEEDLE LIES tries to pierce SKIPPY's left forearm
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
SKIPPY is a map of misery
The referee says 'What got in head, something dead?'
SKIPPY is eager to block the enemy's strike with his trident
SKIPPY falters in execution, failing to hit
A spectator calls out, 'Hey dwarf! Detect any new construction?'
SKIPPY charges THE NEEDLE LIES with his trident!
SKIPPY guides an attack into THE NEEDLE LIES's heart with his trident
SKIPPY successfully hits with an aimed strike
SKIPPY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The power of the blow could fell an ox!
THE NEEDLE LIES's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
THE NEEDLE LIES would make a corpse envious!
THE NEEDLE LIES takes a strategic step backward
THE NEEDLE LIES defends himself, expecting to tire out his opponent.
THE NEEDLE LIES parries, seemingly unwilling to attack with his javelin
SKIPPY easily avoids the blow
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 2

MINUTE 3
THE NEEDLE LIES attacks fiercely javelin reflecting an eerie light
SKIPPY miraculously deflects the deadly shot
* THE NEEDLE LIES switches to strategy 1
THE NEEDLE LIES readies an attack
THE NEEDLE LIES lunges murderously forward with his javelin
SKIPPY dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
SKIPPY charges THE NEEDLE LIES with his trident!
SKIPPY stabs out at THE NEEDLE LIES's midsection
THE NEEDLE LIES's plan is not to get hit!
SKIPPY narrowly gets past THE NEEDLE LIES's defenses!
  A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
THE NEEDLE LIES looks thrashed
THE NEEDLE LIES drops to the ground, dead!
SKIPPY reigns supreme!

SKIPPY has trained in nothing

Hay look a win!            Skippy is 25(18)-25(12)-25(12)-25(18)-13(3)-8   The throw change almost lost him this one and will probably be what gets him killed, but at least he made it! cheers

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Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:32 pm

I edited your post (yay, admin powers!) and hit preview twice, to magically put the fight formatting back in place, so the fight is easier to read.  I did the same with the APPLE v THRAKAZOG fight, but forgot to mention it in my reply there.

SKIPPY is one of the elite, few, singles gladiators (not peasant scum padded) to hit the 25-25-25-25-x-x threshold!  Congratulations!  And to see it with a size 8, as opposed to APPLE's size 3, makes it all the more impressive!  

Despite knowing the outcome of the fight, I still thought SKIPPY was farked when he was disarmed.  Nothing like a 25 int to help a gladiator pick up the correct weapon!  This was a very thrilling read and will go down in history as a classic monster fight!

I knew SKIPPY was going to be trouble by the second fight my stable had against him.  On turn 858 my stiletto/target shield hybrid KETSCH (69-35-5) handily defeated SKIPPY (72-30-2), but then just 10 turns later, the tables were turned, and SKIPPY (80-32-2) not only easily defeated KETSCH (77-37-5) but also handed him second permanent injury (his first being the turn prior -- I was amazed at how long KETSCH went without a perm - 113 fights!).

Then my stilettoeer wunderkind picked up his 100th win in his first fight against SKIPPY on turn 876, but 13 weeks later, in a fight with many frustrating failed disarm attempts (SKIPPY loves his trident!) SKIPPY (97-36-3) defeated EVISCETRYX (108-43-1).  Fast forward to turn 966 and SKIPPY  (150-57-7) easily defeated my stilettoeer FLAVOR OF PAIN (123-68-4).

SKIPPY's fight with SHUSH was thrilling, brutal and quick and I put SKIPPY's loss down to a failed boar spear throw, which as you say, is his Achille's heel as a monster.  I hope whichever manager faces SKIPPY in the future is as generous with their fight as you are.  

Thank you very much Fusion, for posting these fights!
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Skippy vs The Needle Lies monster fight Empty Well done...

Post  Sleazee P Martinee on Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:48 pm

However, the outcome wasn't surprising after reading the fight...  I knew the endurance tweaks that the Keeper has been doing lately would be TNL's undoing.

TNL had Skippy in heavy damage by the middle of the first minute and then got his "somewhat tired" statement at the end of minute 1 and was very tired by the middle of minute 2.  

So not a big surprise...  Disappointing, but not surprising.

Don't get me wrong, Skippy is no slouch...  He's kicked many of my warriors' asses!  In fact, I'm guessing that more than one of those 9 kills, prior to TNL, were some of my stable.  Razz

Overall, congrats on getting yourself a new Monster!
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