TOTAL TRAUMA vs BIG BEN

TOTAL TRAUMA WARRIOR NAME BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
152-102-1 RECORD 0-0-0
WEWHOARENOTASOTHERS (354) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE (137) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Human Male RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of mighty strength ---> is of beastly strength
has swift movements ==== has swift movements
has a rugged constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution
is a gifted strategist <--- sometimes forgets to breathe
is somewhat large ---> bigger than a barn

77-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR POPULARITY FEARED AND RESPECTED BY ALL
6' 1" HEIGHT 7' 2"
291 lbs WEIGHT 335 lbs

HALF-PLATE ARMOR BRIGANDINE
FULL-HELM HELM HELM
BOAR SPEAR MAIN WEAPON POLE AXE
TOWER SHIELD OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
BOAR SPEAR SPARE WEAPON BROADSWORD



TOTAL TRAUMA dares to challenge the mighty BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE!

MINUTE 1
A cool breeze blows in the Blood Pit
* TOTAL TRAUMA switches to strategy 6
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 1
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, allowing tiring efforts to be made by his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA looks to bring pain with his tower shield!
TOTAL TRAUMA shield rushes BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA strikes at the heavens
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, in the hopes of exhausting his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA moves purposefully toward the swift BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE effortlessly parries the blow
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE moves defensively to the right
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, letting fatigue take its toll on his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
TOTAL TRAUMA gets a lucky opening, and strikes at the beastly BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE bats aside the incoming attack
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, in an attempt to waste the energy of his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot while defending its user
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE viciously lunges forward
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, in the hopes of exhausting his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE lunges skillfully forward
TOTAL TRAUMA easily avoids the blow
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, expecting to tire out his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA gracefully deflects the attack
TOTAL TRAUMA charges BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE with his boar spear!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!

MINUTE 2
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 2
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, expecting endurance to run out for his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE initiates an assault with his pole axe
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot while defending its user
The referee grunts and says 'Feed 'em dirt to make it hurt!'
TOTAL TRAUMA waits for a sign
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, in the hope that exhaustion will doom his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA drives suddenly forward boar spear moving with deadly purpose
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE miraculously deflects the deadly shot
The referee grunts and says 'Bonk!'
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, in the hopes of exhausting his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA charges BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE with his boar spear!
TOTAL TRAUMA stabs out at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's right breast
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE partially deflects the deadly blow with his pole axe
A vein is opened
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE shifts expectantly to one side
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, looking to make an overtaxed casualty of his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA twists out from under the attack
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot while defending its user
The referee grumbles and says 'You fight like Box 'O Rocks'
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, trying to draw more stamina from his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA makes a daring move with his boar spear
TOTAL TRAUMA attempts to impale BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's right arm
A mere scratch is caused by the blow!
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, trying to draw more stamina from his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA dives in at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE defends himself, trying to draw more stamina from his opponent.
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE strikes deviously outward with his pole axe
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE thrusts violently at TOTAL TRAUMA's sternum with his pole axe
Hairs are split

MINUTE 3
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 3
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA charges BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE with his boar spear!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE miraculously deflects the deadly shot
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE is eager to crack a skull with his pole axe
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE jabs at TOTAL TRAUMA's lower body
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
The referee grumbles and says 'What are you, someone's shoe?'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE attempts to skewer TOTAL TRAUMA's nose
TOTAL TRAUMA partially deflects the deadly blow with his tower shield
A trickle of blood can be seen...
* TOTAL TRAUMA switches to strategy 5
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, in the hope that exhaustion will doom his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA lurches toward BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE shifts quickly to the right
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which it rebounds dramatically
The referee grumbles and says 'Brain like brick? Try great pick!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE moves purposefully toward the swift TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA bounds several yards away!
TOTAL TRAUMA robs an attack opportunity from BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE!
TOTAL TRAUMA strikes deviously outward boar spear feverish with violence
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE twists to the right
TOTAL TRAUMA defends himself, letting fatigue take its toll on his opponent.
TOTAL TRAUMA charges BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE with his boar spear!
TOTAL TRAUMA whispers a blow past the enemy
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE attempts to impale TOTAL TRAUMA's right ribs
TOTAL TRAUMA partially deflects the deadly blow with his tower shield
The weapon hits with heavy impact
TOTAL TRAUMA's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE charges TOTAL TRAUMA with his pole axe!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE thrusts at TOTAL TRAUMA's gut
TOTAL TRAUMA partially deflects the deadly blow with his tower shield
A bloody gash is left in the wake!
TOTAL TRAUMA's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
* TOTAL TRAUMA switches to strategy 3

MINUTE 4
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 4
Like a musk-ox gone mad, BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from TOTAL TRAUMA!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE lunges skillfully forward
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
TOTAL TRAUMA follows through with a counter-attack and thrusts at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA guides an aimed shot at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's left kidney with his boar spear
TOTAL TRAUMA's aimed attack hits!
A vein is opened
TOTAL TRAUMA pauses to get reoriented
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his opportunity to draw serious blood
TOTAL TRAUMA seeks a damaging blow with his boar spear
TOTAL TRAUMA tries to disarm BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's pole axe with his boar spear
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's pole axe is knocked from his grasp!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches his backup broadsword to his primary hand!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to rain smashing blows with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
TOTAL TRAUMA shifts the maneuver from parry to attack and stabs out at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA attempts to skewer BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's weapon arm with his boar spear
The attack proves ineffective
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE makes an instinctive lunge
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE fails to hit
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE lunges half-heartedly
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it rattles under the impact
TOTAL TRAUMA deftly guides the parry into an attack and thrusts at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA carefully strikes at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's spine
TOTAL TRAUMA hits with an aimed attack
The warriors are spattered with blood!
Splints are readied
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE hesitates
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his broadsword
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to slash TOTAL TRAUMA's right ear with his broadsword
A mere scratch is caused by the blow!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE seeks a damaging blow with his broadsword
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE feigns an attack to get past TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE slashes across TOTAL TRAUMA's weapon arm
The strike barely annoys the target!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE strategically advances to the rear
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE steps quickly toward TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA skips backward, out of harm's way
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
TOTAL TRAUMA lunges quickly
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE masterfully intercepts the attack!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE puts great force into each blow with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA efficiently dodges to one side

MINUTE 5
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 5
TOTAL TRAUMA hesitates, expecting a violent assault
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
TOTAL TRAUMA performs what looks like a lunge
TOTAL TRAUMA guides an aimed shot at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's gut
TOTAL TRAUMA successfully hits with an aimed strike
A shallow wound is left in the wake
The referee grumbles and says 'Fight won't end if you defend!'
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
TOTAL TRAUMA keeps up a steady guard with his boar spear
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE leaps in viciously broadsword moving to the fore
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE feigns an attack to get past TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to slice TOTAL TRAUMA's chest
Body hair is removed the hard way
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE lunges quickly
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to sweep TOTAL TRAUMA off his feet with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA seems determined to remain standing!
TOTAL TRAUMA lands in the dirt!
TOTAL TRAUMA regains proper footage
* TOTAL TRAUMA switches to strategy 1
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE bounces abruptly toward the swift TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and absorbs the impact admirably
TOTAL TRAUMA follows through with a counter-attack and tries to pierce BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA attempts to impale BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's heart
. . . but BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's brigandine shields the warrior from harm!
The referee grumbles and says 'What are you, someone's shoe?'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE rampages onward with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot from below
TOTAL TRAUMA follows through on the parry and tries to pierce BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA tries to pierce BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's right thigh
A dull crunch is heard
TOTAL TRAUMA says 'I'LL GIVE YOU NOTHING... BUT TAKE FROM YOU EVERYTHING!!!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to rain smashing blows with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA twists out from under the attack
A spectator calls out, 'Hey human! You're obtuse, flat, inert, and supine!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to hit the swift TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
TOTAL TRAUMA follows through on the parry, but swings overzealously and misses
The referee grunts and says 'Give rip to ugly dip!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE engages the enemy with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot from below
TOTAL TRAUMA tries to return a blow off of the parry and thrusts at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA directs an attack against BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's abdomen
TOTAL TRAUMA guides the aimed attack and hits!
A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
A spectator calls out, 'Humans must die!'
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
TOTAL TRAUMA charges BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE with his boar spear!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE pirouettes out of danger!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE seeks to land a crushing blow with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA dodges with the grace of a master!

MINUTE 6
* BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 6
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE makes an attack against TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
TOTAL TRAUMA responds instantly with an attack and stabs out at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA slashes toward BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's face
TOTAL TRAUMA's blow avoids BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's helm!
Blood surges forth from the wound!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE is a map of misery
TOTAL TRAUMA says 'HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST? HOPE YOU ATE HEARTY FOR TONIGHT YOU DINE IN HELL!!!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE seeks to destroy TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE tries to disarm TOTAL TRAUMA's boar spear with his broadsword
TOTAL TRAUMA manages to hang on to his weapon
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE suddenly strikes at TOTAL TRAUMA
TOTAL TRAUMA pivots to one side
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his foe's inevitable blunder
TOTAL TRAUMA performs what looks like a lunge
TOTAL TRAUMA thrusts at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's right arm with his boar spear
A flesh-rending blow has landed!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE would make a corpse envious!
The referee grunts and says 'Get off stone, that my throne!'
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE lunges murderously forward broadsword moving with deadly purpose
TOTAL TRAUMA's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
TOTAL TRAUMA attempts a response to the clumsy attack and attempts to impale BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE
TOTAL TRAUMA stabs out at BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's left arm
TOTAL TRAUMA has landed a potentially critical blow!
Bones are jarred by the impact!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE is busy dying
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his big chance
TOTAL TRAUMA strikes quickly with his boar spear
TOTAL TRAUMA strikes out for BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's kidneys
TOTAL TRAUMA's accuracy is rewarded!
New realms of pain are explored
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE has lost bowel control
TOTAL TRAUMA shifts subtly to the right
TOTAL TRAUMA anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
TOTAL TRAUMA is always ready with his boar spear
TOTAL TRAUMA attempts to skewer BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE's left hand
TOTAL TRAUMA has landed a potentially critical blow!
Chunks of severed flesh fly outward!!
BIG BEN THE ZOMBIE falls, slain by a superior foe!
TOTAL TRAUMA looks askance at the fallen enemy!

TOTAL TRAUMA has trained in nothing

The Blood Master makes TOTAL TRAUMA an offer he cannot refuse!
TOTAL TRAUMA has joined THE MONSTERS (1)

Just decided to reread this fight after Vic's accomplishment and noticed that the fight isn't complete. My hard-drive crashed some time ago and as far as I know I no longer have TT's Monster fight. May have to check on a couple dinosaur desk tops that I still have to see if I can retrieve the fight. Anyways, was disappointed to not be able to read the killing blow.

Which I'm sure was an actual KILLING blow and not a "What?" inducing hand injury. Heheheheheh.

vV

Got it fixed for ya, Sleazee. The fight was still in complete form on the old PITT forum.

Here's the link:
http://forum4.aimoo.com/Bloodpit

Woohoo! The killing blow has been brought back from the dead.

vV

Personally, I think the death by hand injury off of a parry was awesome! It's the mark of a true finesse warrior to kill in that manner!

It seems fitting that Luka died by hand parry as her last successful fight was against another of my gladiators, COMPLETE BLOOD COUNT:

LUKA SKYRUNNER charges COMPLETE BLOOD COUNT with her long spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to sweep COMPLETE BLOOD COUNT off his feet with her long spear
COMPLETE BLOOD COUNT is swept sprawling to the arena sands!
COMPLETE BLOOD COUNT is mashed out of existence
LUKA SKYRUNNER gets the kewpie doll!

One sweep death for a bloody hand. Seems fair.

vV