DUX'S HALL OF RECORDS

Turn 1203 saw Vic Vegas' ROFLCOPTER take the #2 spot in the Top Horcs at 200 Fights Category.

Best Half-Orc 200 Win/Loss Record [1-3 points]
1. JAYNE (Fusion) 149-51-3 Half-Orc - War Flail
2. ROFLCOPTER (Vic Vegas) 144-56-4 Half-Orc - Bladed Flail
3. SPINNER OF SORROW (Vic Vegas) 143-57-10 Half-Orc - Morningstar
-=Off the list=-
4. MISERY (Dux Mortalitas) 146-54-5 Half-Orc - Great pick (-3) *TOURNAMENT CHAMPION & *MONSTER

Her efforts knocked her former stablemate SPINNER OF SORROW to #3 and Dux's legendary horc MISERY is knocked out of the 200 fight rankings!

______MASTERS______
5. 46 - RATYR (MJ) 180-47-7 Half-Elf - Great sword, Open hand, Trident
6. 46 - *LORD DARIUS (The Overlord) 246-74-15 Human - Boar spear, Tower shield, Boar spear
7. 42 - MISERY (Dux Mortalitas) 211-66-7 Half-Orc - Great pick, Hammer, Great pick
8. 41 - APPLE NEWTON (Vic Vegas) 190-111-15 Dwarf - Javelin, Javelin, Javelin
9. 40 - OL' FIREBELLY (Modofo) 156-44-6 Dwarf - Tower shield
10. 34 - GONE FISSION (Fusion) 193-59-5 - Dwarf - Military pick

MISERY lost 1 Metric Point to 42, but his ranking remained the same.
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Bladed Flails high for ROFLCOPTER, your new #2 horc at 200 fights!

{You can see a little bit of Vic Vegas' commentary on ROFLCOPTER in Cam's thread on favourite gladiators}

With a one-two punch, Undefeated Warrior XXII comes to a close, as last week (turn 1204) Sliv's brute youngling TANIS took the under 100 title, and this week, to no one's surprise, RA THE VENGEFUL took the over 100 crown for the second year in a row.  This is quite an accomplishment, which has only come close to happening two other times, with Palor's GREEN and Modofo's WACK-A-GLAD.  It should also be noted that this is Sliv's first (and hopefully not last) UW crown.

XXII TANIS (Sliv) 15-3-0 (15 fight streak) Dwarf - Trident
XXII RA THE VENGEFUL (Samurai!!11) 227-101-9 (14 fight streak) Human - Boarspear/Tower Shield

*I will continue updating their win-streak numbers as long as they keep winning in singles combat, and keep abiding by the UW rules.

Boarspears and Tridents high for your Undefeated Warrior XXII Champions!!!

Vic Vegas wrote:Sleazee's towering helf BIG OXEYE successfully nabbed a Monster Slot on turn 1199, by taking down Wardancer's fierce fighter PRONGHORN, in a 3 minute bout.]

That was actually STABLEMASTER’s warrior.

Sleazee P Martinee wrote:

Vic Vegas wrote:Sleazee's towering helf BIG OXEYE successfully nabbed a Monster Slot on turn 1199, by taking down Wardancer's fierce fighter PRONGHORN, in a 3 minute bout.]

That was actually STABLEMASTER’s warrior.

Whoopsie.  They say the memory is the first thing to go.  

It seems fitting that Sleazee's BIG OXEYE's first slot defense was against one of Gern's furry toed terrors.  Even though we are in peace time.

163 --> BIG OXEYE (Sleazee P Martinee) 94-69-4 Half-Elf - Javelin/Target Shield -- Turn #1199
- DONNY IRIS (Gern Blansten) (76-24-1)*                  3 KILL!

Turn 1210 saw Acro Mantula's DRACO-MALFOY have his first successful Monster Slot defense versus Modofo's wicked GREYMATTER SPLATTER.

200 --> DRACO-MALFOY (Acro Mantula) 111-89-9 Half-Elf - Scimitar -- Turn #1199-1210
- GREYMATTER SPLATTER (Modofo) (120-71-3)*       3 KILL!

The arena sands also ran red when Modofo's beast DOCTOR DIM-WIT took out Wardancer's NAMELESS ONE to successfully claim a Monster Slot!

248 --> DOCTOR DIM-WIT (Modofo) 172-76-9 Human - Longspear -- Turn #1210

This is Modofo's sixth successful Monster creation, though that honor does not move him in the Managers With Most Monsters rankings, as #2 through #5 are all managers with 6 monsters.

5. Modofo = 6 (MOONSHINE SOONMINE, SEE JANE STAB 193-65-8, BIGGO, GYPPED BY PEDIGREE 159-114-3, CRACKERJACK 107-47-4, DOCTOR DIM-WIT 172-76-9) = 1462 fights

Longspears high for DOCTOR DIM-WIT, your new Monster!

Another contest is in the books, as Cam becomes the first manager to win Kill Fest twice!!!

KILL FEST CHAMPIONS [by manager] (Run by Klagrok)
I.   DEVIL (803)  --> 10 Kills in 10 weeks
II.  KLAGROK KEENEYES (641) --> 11
III. CAM (544) --> 10 Kills in 9 weeks
IV.  VIC VEGAS (341)  --> 10 kills in 8 weeks
V.   ACRO MANTULA (1002) --> 11 kills in 10 weeks
VI. CAM (544) --> 11 kills in 8 weeks

So at this rate, we can expect Cam to also win Kill Fest IX!

A huge congratulations to Cam, who overcame the challenges, to find himself sitting on top of a pile of corpses.

We have a new #2 human at 150 fights as Klag's RIB CRACKING KROONER bashes through the competition.  If it hadn't been for that elbow drop on turn 1213, he might have been the #1 at 150 fights, but LORD DARIUS continues to cling to that spot.  Let that be a lesson, kids.  Elbow drops can take a #1 spot away from your fighter.  Vic Vegas' FINISHER is knocked off the list.

Best Human 150 Win/Loss Record [1-3 points]
1. *LORD DARIUS (The Overlord) 115-35-14 Human - Maul *MONSTER
2. RIB CRACKING KROONER (Sodden Entrails) 116-34-6 Human - Morningstar/Target Shield (-1)
3. LORD SOTH (Frank the Tank) 114-36-6 Human - Bstrd sword
-=Off the list=-
4. FINISHER (Vic Vegas) 114-36-4 Human - Morningstar

Morningstars high for RIB CRACKING KROONER, your new #2 human at 150 fights!

Alright, there's several updates, so let's start with successful Monster Slot defenses.

BIG OXEYE had his second successful slot defense versus Nads' POPEYE THE FLAILER.

163 --> BIG OXEYE (Sleazee P Martinee) 94-69-4 Half-Elf - Javelin/Target Shield -- Turn #1199
- DONNY IRIS (Gern Blansten) (76-24-1)*                  3 KILL!
- POPEYE THE FLAILER (Nads) (101-73-4)*           2 KILL!
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Modofo's DOCTOR DIM-WIT had his first successful slot defense versus Nads' ORC LESNAR.  Something tells me it won't be his last.

248 --> DOCTOR DIM-WIT (Modofo) 172-76-9 Human - Longspear -- Turn #1210
- ORC LESNAR (Nads) (106-68-3)*                   2 KILL!
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Gern Blansten's JOSEPH SMITH put down Nads' ORCUS THE MEDIOCRE in his third successful slot defense.

243 --> JOSEPH SMITH (Gern Blansten) 192-51-10 Half-Elf - dual Greatswords -- Turn #1083
- TRUST (Palor) (103-79-1)*                      4 KILL!
- BUZZ LIGHTYEAR (Samurai!!11) (104-59-2)*            3 KILL!
- ORCUS THE MEDIOCRE (Nads) (124-76-7)*          2 KILL!
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Vic Vegas' REPLACEMENT BO put down (sniff) Vic Vegas' ROFLCOPTER for his third slot defense.

274 --> REPLACEMENT BO (Vic Vegas) 157-117-4 Halfling - Stilettoeer -- Turn #1059
- TRITE MAKES RIGHT (Modofo) (89-74-2)*          2 KILL!
- LOTTA TOO LATE (Modofo) (143-62-1)*            4 KILL!
- ROFLCOPTER (Vic Vegas) (157-68-4)*                 2 KILL!
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Sleazee P Martinee's SPLATTUS MAXIMUS had his first successful slot defense versus Nad's SIR LUNGE-A-LOT.

264 --> SPLATTUS MAXIMUS (Sleazee P Martinee) 179-85-7 Halfling - Boarspear -- Turn #1192
- SIR LUNGE-A-LOT (Nads) (159-103-6)*           3 KILL!

The second Monsterpalooza update has been recorded.

MANAGERS WITH MOST MONSTERS
(Ties are broken by comparison of warriors number of fights - the less the better)
1. Dux Mortalitas = 9 (MISERY 211-66-7, PITT LORD 120-75-14, MERCILESS 114-62-5, SPLINTER 174-27-6, RAY OF LIGHT 177-53-10, OFFSPRING 159-60-9, ZERO 123-40-7, ROTUND 90-31-3, HIROI 120-45-4) = 1747 fights
2. Vic Vegas = 7 (LOPHOMASTIX 140-62-6, INNITOWINNIT 127-98-6, CYTOKINE STORM 82-58-4, APPLE NEWTON 190-111-15, REPLACEMENT BO 157-117-4, REQUIEM OF BLOOD 95-63-2, FINISHER 107-101-7) = 1598 fights
3. Gern Blansten = 7 (PILTDOWN MAN 162-66-2, UGLY SAM'S CLUB IV 254-81-8, JORAC THE BLIND 211-88-10, JOSEPH SMITH 192-51-10, INTERFERON 307-54-13, BARRY WHITE'S DAD 120-41-3, MEGALODON 115-25-2) = 1767 fights
4. Nads = 6 (PAIN 159-106-4, BOBBY BLOODBATH III 105-52-4, MORE PAIN 118-85-6, GHASTLY TEAR BEAR 81-64-4, SHORT TEMPER 182-122-6, JACKIE THE RIPPER 117-55-5 = 1248 fights
5. Sleazee P. Martinee = 6 (ZURN BLOODBRINGER 125-77-6, TOTAL TRAUMA 153-102-2, THE NEEDLE LIES 147-97-3, SPLATTUS MAXIMUS 179-85-7, BIX OXEYE 94-69-4, GATES OF FIRE 90-59-5) = 1277 fights
6. Modofo = 6 (MOONSHINE SOONMINE, SEE JANE STAB 193-65-8, BIGGO, GYPPED BY PEDIGREE 159-114-3, CRACKERJACK 107-47-4, DOCTOR DIM-WIT 172-76-9) = 1462 fights
7. Palor = 4 (NEEDLE OF PINE 124-46-6, FASCIST 154-77-6, KRELL'DAK 99-68-3, KILLIAD 71-46-4) = 685 fights
8. Frank the Tank = 4 (TEM?JIN BORJIGIN 162-88-9, INARI MITE 168-87-8, MR. MC'SCRUB 147-56-9, AROMA THE UNSAVORY 207-97-8) = 1012 fights
9. Samurai!!11 = 2 (PETER DINKLAGE 74-66-3, HO LEIGH 82-55-3) = 277 fights
10. MJ = 2 (NEFINDIL 67-37-3, RATYR 180-47-7) = 331 fights

Vic Vegas jumped from 4th to 2nd place.

Gern Blansten jumped from 8th to 3rd place!!!

They are tied at 7 Monsters apiece, but Vic comes out on top with 169 fewer fights.

A while back I inserted the new Monsters that were created on turn 1228, but I did not make a reply post highlighting it.  Apologies for the belated highlight.

Gern Blansten picked up 3 monster slots in a grisly display.

DRACO-MALFOY (Acro Mantula) was snuffed out by:
161 --> BARRY WHITE'S DAD (Gern Blansten) 120-41-3 Half-Orc -  -- Turn #1228

GATES OF FIRE (Sleazee P. Martinee) will never dance again thanks to:
140 --> MEGALODON (Gern Blansten) 115-25-2 Halfling -   --- Turn #1228

JORAC THE BLIND (Gern Blansten) was summarily executed by:
361 --> INTERFERON (Gern Blansten) 307-54-13 Half-Elf - dual Greatswords -- Turn #1228
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Vic Vegas got in on the Monster action, too.

MORE PAIN (Nads) was butchered by:
298 --> FINISHER (Vic Vegas) 197-101-7 Human - Morningstar -- Turn #1228

FINISHER's successful Monster attempt puts her at #16 in the all-time best Warrior Metric.  Knocking Frank The Tank's brutal great pick human INARI MITE out of the rankings.

______CHAMPIONS______
11. 31 - SKIPPY (Fusion) 196-77-10 Half-Elf - Trident
12. 30 - PITT LORD (Dux Mortalitas) 120-75-14 Half-Orc - Battle flail, Open hand, Battle flail
13. 28 - XENITH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-7 Dwarf - Military pick, Tower shield, Military pick
14. 28 - MR. MC'SCRUB (Frank the Tank) 146-56-9 Halfling - Javelin
15. 27 - MOTHERSKILLE (Sanguine Savior) 134-67-13 Human - Longspear
16. 27 - FINISHER (Vic Vegas) 107-101-7 Human - Morningstar
17. 26 - KALLEVALA CELESTION (D-Man) 113-87-12 Elf - triple Shortswords
18. 26 - KOMODO DRAGON (Jinx) 131-88-17 Half-Elf - Pole-Axe
19. 25 - HIROI (Dux Mortalitas) 120-45-4 Elf - Boar Spear
20. 21 - TAS (Sliv) 124-108-9 Human - Warhammer
-=Off the list=-
21. 21 - INARI MITE (Frank the Tank) 168-87-8 Human - Great pick
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Samurai!!11's brute PISS TOLL tried to capture glory on turn 1239, but ran into the brick wall that is DOCTOR DIM-WIT.

248 --> DOCTOR DIM-WIT (Modofo) 172-76-9 Human - Longspear -- Turn #1210
- ORC LESNAR (Nads) (106-68-3)*                   2 KILL!
- PISS TOLL (Samurai!!11) (107-62-3)*                 4 KILL!

One more Monster slot defense, and DOCTOR DIM-WIT will enter at the Warrior Metric rankings!

Sliv sent ODYSSEUS on a bid for glory, but he ran into the brick wall known as FINISHER.

298 --> FINISHER (Vic Vegas) 197-101-7 Human - Morningstar -- Turn #1228
- ODYSSEUS (Sliv) (122-93-5)*                   2 KILL!

As a result of FINISHER's first successful defense slot, she gained a Metric Point, moving ahead of Sanguine Savior's MOTHERSKILLE to 15th.

______CHAMPIONS______
11. 31 - SKIPPY (Fusion) 196-77-10 Half-Elf - Trident
12. 30 - PITT LORD (Dux Mortalitas) 120-75-14 Half-Orc - Battle flail, Open hand, Battle flail
13. 28 - XENITH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-7 Dwarf - Military pick, Tower shield, Military pick
14. 28 - MR. MC'SCRUB (Frank the Tank) 146-56-9 Halfling - Javelin
15. 28 - FINISHER (Vic Vegas) 197-101-7 Human - Morningstar
16. 27 - MOTHERSKILLE (Sanguine Savior) 134-67-13 Human - Longspear
17. 26 - KALLEVALA CELESTION (D-Man) 113-87-12 Elf - triple Shortswords
18. 26 - KOMODO DRAGON (Jinx) 131-88-17 Half-Elf - Pole-Axe
19. 25 - HIROI (Dux Mortalitas) 120-45-4 Elf - Boar Spear
20. 21 - TAS (Sliv) 124-108-9 Human - Warhammer

One more slot defense and FINISHER will jump up to lucky 13th.
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On a side note, I know the Oldest Gladiator rankings need to be updated.  I'd appreciate help with identifying such old farts.  For instance, RA is now the oldest human ever, BLADEMASTER the second oldest and ELF MAIDEN is the oldest elf.  I'm guessing they are all wielding a cane in their off-hand.