RISK vs MR. MC'SCRUB

RISK                      WARRIOR NAME                  MR. MC'SCRUB          
           96-58-3                        RECORD                       146-56-9            
      DUX NO KERAI (19)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
      DUX MORTALITAS (8)               MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Half-Elf Male                  RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
           has nimble movements            --->            has swift movements            
   has a resilient constitution            --->            has a rugged constitution      
             is a quick thinker            --->            possesses great intellect      
              is somewhat large            <---            has a wiry frame                

      74-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN-88    
                         5' 10"           HEIGHT           4' 4"                          
                        228 lbs           WEIGHT           196 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            HALF-PLATE                      
                           HELM            HELM            STEEL CAP                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN                        

RISK thrusts a combat upon the misunderstood MR. MC'SCRUB!

MINUTE 1
The warriors are greeted by a grim crowd
RISK says 'I TAKE RISKS - LET DO THIS!'
* RISK switches to strategy 5
* MR. MC'SCRUB switches to strategy 6
MR. MC'SCRUB performs what looks like a lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm RISK's trident with his javelin
RISK takes special pains to thwart the attempt
RISK's trident is knocked from his grasp!
RISK switches his backup trident to his primary hand!
RISK sees a chance for destruction, and assails MR. MC'SCRUB
RISK tries to pierce MR. MC'SCRUB's left arm with his trident
  A typical blow has been landed
RISK lunges skillfully forward
MR. MC'SCRUB leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges quickly
RISK leaps away, and lands in good position!
MR. MC'SCRUB initiates a breath-taking lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB stabs out at RISK's chest with his javelin
  Ligaments are torn
The band plays louder
MR. MC'SCRUB makes a decisive lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm RISK's trident with his javelin
RISK takes special pains to thwart the attempt
RISK's trident is knocked from his grasp!
MR. MC'SCRUB makes an instinctive lunge
RISK leans left, avoiding the blow
MR. MC'SCRUB darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MR. MC'SCRUB executes a downward strike javelin ready to deal death
RISK leans left, avoiding the blow
RISK prudently decides to demolish MR. MC'SCRUB
MR. MC'SCRUB crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges quickly
MR. MC'SCRUB attempts to impale RISK's left thigh
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
RISK scoops up a morningstar from the ground.
RISK proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from MR. MC'SCRUB!
RISK attempts to strike the mighty MR. MC'SCRUB
RISK bashes at MR. MC'SCRUB's right knee
  Hairs are split
MR. MC'SCRUB robs an attack opportunity from RISK!
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges skillfully forward
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm RISK's morningstar with his javelin
RISK takes special pains to thwart the attempt
RISK manages to hang on to his weapon
RISK moves dangerously close to MR. MC'SCRUB
RISK tries to crush MR. MC'SCRUB's right temple
RISK has landed a potentially critical blow!
RISK's blow avoids MR. MC'SCRUB's steel cap!
  Blood squirts out
The audience is watching intently
MR. MC'SCRUB anxiously shifts back and forth
MR. MC'SCRUB charges RISK with his javelin!
MR. MC'SCRUB tries to disarm RISK's morningstar with his javelin
RISK takes special pains to thwart the attempt
RISK's morningstar is knocked from his grasp!

MINUTE 2
MR. MC'SCRUB makes an instinctive lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB feigns an attack to get past RISK's open hand!
MR. MC'SCRUB attempts to skewer RISK's abdomen with his javelin
  An ordinary blow has been struck
MR. MC'SCRUB performs what looks like a lunge
RISK unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MR. MC'SCRUB guides an aimed shot at RISK's right forearm
RISK seeks to deflect the blow!
MR. MC'SCRUB has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  A solid blow has been struck!
RISK moves in on MR. MC'SCRUB
MR. MC'SCRUB bounds several yards away!
RISK attacks with his open hand
RISK tries to dig knuckles into MR. MC'SCRUB's shield arm
  ...it feels like a paper cut
RISK strikes quickly open hand promising destruction
RISK pounds at MR. MC'SCRUB's shield arm
  Some skin is scraped off
MR. MC'SCRUB lurches toward the powerful RISK
MR. MC'SCRUB thrusts at RISK's left arm
  An uninspiring strike has landed
MR. MC'SCRUB initiates a breath-taking lunge
RISK's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
MR. MC'SCRUB slashes toward RISK's shoulderblade
  A garden-variety wound occurs
RISK gags on phlegm
MR. MC'SCRUB proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from RISK!
MR. MC'SCRUB charges RISK with his javelin!
RISK easily blocks the shot!
RISK cautiously strikes out with his open hand!
MR. MC'SCRUB gracefully deflects the attack
MR. MC'SCRUB initiates a breath-taking lunge
MR. MC'SCRUB aims an attack at RISK's weapon arm with his javelin
RISK's plan is not to get hit!
MR. MC'SCRUB hits with an aimed attack
MR. MC'SCRUB has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
RISK could use a painkiller
MR. MC'SCRUB swings around and attacks with his javelin
MR. MC'SCRUB misses by inches
RISK surges forward with his open hand
MR. MC'SCRUB slips gracefully under the strike!
RISK swoops in for a lunge using his open hand
RISK bashes at MR. MC'SCRUB's right leg
  Hairs are split
RISK darts forward then back, testing his foe!
RISK swoops in for a lunge using his open hand
MR. MC'SCRUB leaps quickly away
MR. MC'SCRUB lunges quickly
MR. MC'SCRUB guides an attack into RISK's right arm with his javelin
RISK struggles to avoid the blow!
MR. MC'SCRUB guides the aimed attack and hits!
  The weapon rattles under the powerfully bloody impact!
RISK's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
RISK has been beat all to hell!
MR. MC'SCRUB charges RISK with his javelin!
RISK dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
RISK's hand has taken a bloody injury!
The referee says 'Don't sit still--makes me ill!'
MR. MC'SCRUB shifts subtly to the right
MR. MC'SCRUB makes a decisive lunge
RISK nimbly ducks and evades the weapon

MINUTE 3
RISK lunges forward and back with his open hand
MR. MC'SCRUB pivots out of the way
MR. MC'SCRUB charges RISK with his javelin!
MR. MC'SCRUB slashes toward RISK's left leg
  A bone leaves its socket!
RISK succumbs to a lethal thrashing!
MR. MC'SCRUB has proved the better combatant!

Dux, I have a feeling your future attempts will be more successful.

Wow. We have a tough set of monsters, 60% of whom are using the fast, nimble javelin.

vV

Vic Vegas wrote:Dux, I have a feeling your future attempts will be more successful.

Wow.  We have a tough set of monsters, 60% of whom are using the fast, nimble javelin.

vV

I wasn't expecting a win from Risk, but I was hoping for at least an interesting read and possibly the lucky random perm kill. Risk was not a great warrior by any means, which is where the name came from. Risk was a warrior that was at risk of running a negative record. The stats just weren't so hot. Still considering the poor stat layout and the brutal perm punishment he took over the years, the very fact that he lived to see 150 with a decent record is gratifying.

Risk had 5 pop-zones, so it was time to put him down.