Fights you wont forget

Ok, let me start this one.

Morgor was one old gladiator of mine that sucked big time but I kept him alive hopping one day he would turn the odds. One day he kills a warrior from Scotty Body teams. Unfortunatelly Scoty had a huge beast with more than 200 fights that started throwing Blood Challenges at Morgor. Well, what are the odds that Morgor with just 41 fights kills Scotty beast? you are right, perm kill.

This one I will never forget. I laughed for days thinking on this fight. And this was Blood Challenge number 3. On first two BC's Morgor was completely destroyed.

MORGOR                     WARRIOR NAME                    SCROTUM            
           24-19-1                        RECORD                      109-112-3            
   THE BLACK DRAGONS (467)              TEAM NAME                 12 BAR BLUES (372)      
      LORD DRAGON (183)                MANAGER NAME               SCOTTY BODY (138)        
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
           has nimble movements            --->            has swift movements            
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a resilient constitution    
    depends on muscle over mind            --->            is fairly bright                
              is somewhat large            <---            has a wiry frame                

       56-POPULAR WITH THE KIDS         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-66        
                          6' 6"           HEIGHT           4' 0"                          
                        293 lbs           WEIGHT           223 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                   BATTLE FLAIL        MAIN WEAPON         BALL & CHAIN                    
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         TOWER SHIELD                    
                   BATTLE FLAIL        SPARE WEAPON        BALL & CHAIN                    

 
SCROTUM Blood Challenges MORGOR!!!

MINUTE 1
The remains of forgotten heroes litter the arena sands
SCROTUM says 'I PROMISE   I WON'T PLAY NICE!'
* SCROTUM switches to strategy 6
MORGOR says 'FOR MY GENERAL'
* MORGOR switches to strategy 6
MORGOR strikes at just the right moment, surprising SCROTUM!
MORGOR guides a strike at SCROTUM
SCROTUM's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and comes away unscathed
SCROTUM robs an attack opportunity from MORGOR!
Battling like a mad ogre, SCROTUM gives a shaky stance to MORGOR!
SCROTUM gambles on a desperate blow ball & chain ready for terrible vengeance
SCROTUM slashes at MORGOR's left thigh with his ball & chain
    . . . but MORGOR's scale deflects the shot!
SCROTUM advances but does not risk a strike
SCROTUM aims a swift strike with his ball & chain
SCROTUM lashes toward MORGOR's left arm
  A satisfactory crunch is heard
SCROTUM moves purposefully toward MORGOR
SCROTUM tries to whip MORGOR's abdomen
  A typical blow has been landed
SCROTUM searches for better footing
SCROTUM savagely attacks with his ball & chain
MORGOR parries the attack with great effort
SCROTUM strikes deviously outward with his ball & chain
SCROTUM lashes out at MORGOR's right foot
  A respectable wound occurs
MORGOR takes a belly-flop onto an old skull!
MORGOR fails to lift off the ground!
* SCROTUM switches to strategy 3
* MORGOR switches to strategy 2
SCROTUM steals an attack from MORGOR!
SCROTUM seeks to create pandemonium with his ball & chain
SCROTUM's foe proves too difficult to hit
MORGOR stands as quickly as possible
* MORGOR switches to strategy 6
MORGOR initiates an assault battle flail impatient to taste blood
MORGOR flails out at SCROTUM's chin
    . . . however, SCROTUM's full helm deflects the shot!
The referee grunts and says 'Why so pale? Blood get stale?'
MORGOR amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against SCROTUM!
MORGOR attacks urgently with his battle flail
MORGOR slashes at SCROTUM's left leg
  The damage is amusingly slight
MORGOR attempts a strike at the mighty SCROTUM
MORGOR lashes over the top of SCROTUM's shield!
MORGOR lashes toward SCROTUM's stomach with his battle flail
  The strike barely annoys the target!

MINUTE 2
SCROTUM is looking a bit worn out
SCROTUM makes a daring move with his ball & chain
SCROTUM tries to sweep MORGOR off his feet with his ball & chain
MORGOR manages to keep his balance
MORGOR violently attacks with his battle flail
MORGOR flails out at SCROTUM's abdomen
  The sight of blood cheers the fans
SCROTUM's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
MORGOR ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his battle flail
MORGOR slashes at SCROTUM's abdomen
    . . . but SCROTUM's full plate is damaged by the blow instead!
SCROTUM attacks urgently ball & chain ready to deal death
SCROTUM lashes toward MORGOR's lower back
SCROTUM has struck with great precision
  An unimpressive injury occurs
Some Bozo shouts out 'Water my plants, MORGOR!'
MORGOR puts great fire and fury into his battle flail
MORGOR tries to disarm SCROTUM's ball & chain with his battle flail
SCROTUM manages to hang on to his weapon
SCROTUM calms down, hoping to rest a bit
MORGOR seeks to lay waste battle flail whirling ominously
MORGOR flails at SCROTUM's left temple
    . . . however, SCROTUM's full helm disallows further fleshly mayhem!
SCROTUM's need to recover from exhaustion forces a slight pause
MORGOR bounces abruptly toward SCROTUM
MORGOR makes a wild flailing effort to avoid SCROTUM's shield!
MORGOR tries to whip SCROTUM's neck
    . . . however, SCROTUM's full helm turns aside the blow!
SCROTUM withdraws slightly to take a breather
SCROTUM swings swiftly with his ball & chain
MORGOR stumbles out of the way

MINUTE 3
SCROTUM regrets not eating an energizing breakfast
SCROTUM becomes defensive, resting momentarily
MORGOR bursts forth battle flail spelling hurt for the foe
MORGOR misjudges a strike
SCROTUM's need to recover from exhaustion forces a slight pause
MORGOR initiates harmful action upon SCROTUM
MORGOR tries to whip SCROTUM's left leg with his battle flail
  The sight of blood cheers the fans
The referee says 'Total kill makes me ill!'
MORGOR bursts forth with his battle flail
MORGOR expertly flails around SCROTUM's shield!
MORGOR slashes at SCROTUM's left arm
    . . . but SCROTUM's full plate rebounds the enemy's blow!
SCROTUM moves reluctantly forward
SCROTUM moves quickly to attack the nimble MORGOR
SCROTUM moves dangerously at MORGOR's throat
SCROTUM's accuracy is rewarded!
SCROTUM lands a well-planned strike
  Blood spills forth
MORGOR has lost some vital fluids
SCROTUM strikes at just the right moment, surprising MORGOR!
SCROTUM swings swiftly ball & chain ready for terrible vengeance
MORGOR steps to one side
The referee grunts and says 'Go for slash, make some hash!'
SCROTUM executes a downward strike ball & chain sweeping toward its target
MORGOR stops the opponent's attack in mid-swing
SCROTUM's spent strength recovers after a refreshing pause
SCROTUM whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at the powerful MORGOR
SCROTUM tries to whip MORGOR's left ribs with his ball & chain
SCROTUM's attack accurately hits home
  The weapon is drenched with blood!
MORGOR has nothing left but determination!
MORGOR strikes quickly with his battle flail
MORGOR slashes at SCROTUM's lower body
  The wound delivers terrible agony!
SCROTUM has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
SCROTUM's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he is completely, utterly destroyed!!
SCROTUM leaves for a permanent vacation from this mortal world...
MORGOR casts a long shadow over the loser!

Wow! I had forgotten about this kill! Thanks for refreshing my memory. This might be the biggest upset kill in all of regular BP fights! It really makes me wonder WHY ScottyB would load his warrior up with an offhand TS like that. That really reduced his fighting capacity hugely. As the saying goes, "exhaustion makes cowards of men".