PITT LORD (Half-Orc) vs PAIN

PITT LORD 120-75-14 Half-Orc - Battle flail

24-21-15-12-6-19
Mastered in all primary skills
Perms - moderate

PITT LORD is a remake of PITT the hour-glass dual shield Horc.
PITT LORD was designed to be a more long-term version that would take less perms yet get more kills.
The stats were nearly identical, with PL starting with a 7 con vs PITT's 6 in exchange for PL having one less in INT (started at 5).

I decided to have PITT LORD focus on a battle flail instead of tower shields and to have him use PARRY instead of CS.
The result of this was that PL took less perms but also had a somewhat less fashionable win/loss record. Still the kills were VERY admirable.
PITT LORD lived almost his entire life on PARRY with WOS as a backup and a wee bit of CS.

Things got really rough for PITT LORD in his last 50 odd fights, where he was less than 50% w/l.
I just couldn't dial in his strats to where he had a real good balance of offense and defense.
It also didn't help that he is identical to the warrior he was stat and skill-wise 50 fights back.
The only difference between PITT LORD at 195 fights and PL at 145 is that he has 4 hammer trains
and 3 open hand trains and an extra pre train, which doesn't make any difference in his fights.
Funny thing about PITT LORD is that he was designed to just freak out at 300 fights.
My target for him was 25-25-24-14-10-19. Needless to say, that didn't happen. He needed a lot more
trains in Con to get it up that high, which was going to take dedicated training. As he was already
mastered in all the other skills he needed, and he was looking good perm-wise, I really could have
taken the time to get his stats up similar to what LUKA did.

Fortunately, a few turns back I decided to try running PITT LORD in the same way as I did MISERY.
I had never tried it before because frankly PITT LORD didn't have the stats for it in my opinion.
To my surprise he did very well with it and I felt I had finally found his sweet spot. At the time
I figured I would be able to run him with great success for the next 100 turns if I wanted to.
The only problem was I didn't want to run anyone that long. Last week, unexpectedly, I had the
sudden inspiration to send him and three others (Troll Hunter Korh, the other Pitt Lord and Boriel) to
the monsters. As I have found repeatedly in my life that sort of clear, sudden inspiration tends to bring about
powerful results, I monstered all four warriors without hesitation.

Later when I thought about the Monster mash, I figured that Boriel and Pitt Lord (Horc) would give me
my best odds of winning. The dwarven Pitt Lord would have a slight chance to win, and Trolly would just
be a damage spunge until he died. As I didn't have much experience running PITT LORD in his new strat,
I was least confident about him matching with PAIN - there simply is no warrior around that runs like him
other than my own warrior Boriel, which PAIN just got finished killing...


AND let's see who we get to fight this fine evening...PAIN!!! FOUR TIMES PAIN!
Well, I lost all three of the previous encounters, and two of them were fairly close,
I suppose it makes sense that with my new setup, and a battle flail eating up leather armor, that
this Horc might have a chance against the Legendary PAIN. HERE WE GO!

PITT LORD WARRIOR NAME PAIN
119-75-13 RECORD 159-106-4
DUX'S PITT LORDS (20) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
DUX MORTALITAS (8) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Half-Orc Male RACE/GENDER Elf Male

is of beastly strength <--- is of powerful strength
has swift movements ==== has swift movements
has a tough constitution ---> has a rugged constitution
has average intelligence ---> is a quick thinker
is a huge and imposing figure <--- is of average build

79-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS POPULARITY HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-78
6' 11" HEIGHT 5' 6"
405 lbs WEIGHT 143 lbs

FULL-PLATE ARMOR LEATHER
FULL-HELM HELM HELM
BATTLE FLAIL MAIN WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
BATTLE FLAIL SPARE WEAPON BOAR SPEAR



PITT LORD thrusts a combat upon the misunderstood PAIN!

MINUTE 1
The ref kicks a boulder over the arena wall
PITT LORD says 'GOING FOR NUMBER 14; WON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT?'
* PITT LORD switches to strategy 6
PAIN says 'HERE'S THE PAIN YOU WANTED ...'
* PAIN switches to strategy 6
PITT LORD searches for better footing
PITT LORD defends himself, in an attempt to waste the energy of his opponent.
PITT LORD makes threatening motions at PAIN
PITT LORD tries to sweep PAIN off his feet with his battle flail
PAIN lands painfully in the dirt, kicking up a cloud of dust!! [First blood! PL got the jump on PAIN! What were the chances of that?]
PAIN leaps up
PAIN lunges quickly
PITT LORD twists to the right
Someone in the crowd yells, 'That half-orc used to pull my plow!'
PAIN lunges half-heartedly
PITT LORD effortlessly parries the blow [sweet defense!]
The referee gruffly says 'What you need is big stone club!'
PAIN initiates a breath-taking lunge
PAIN assaults PITT LORD's chest
PAIN guides the aimed attack and hits!
The weapon is drenched with blood! [Ouch! PAIN's warming up!]
PAIN initiates a breath-taking lunge
PITT LORD effortlessly parries the blow
PAIN makes an instinctive lunge
PITT LORD effortlessly parries the blow [Moving well in that full plate!]
PAIN makes an instinctive lunge
PAIN feigns an attack to get past PITT LORD's battle flail!
PAIN strikes out for PITT LORD's shoulderblade with his boar spear
PAIN takes aim, and hits home!
A nasty wound is opened [PAIN's gaining momentum...not good]
PITT LORD's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
PAIN says 'NO GAIN....ONLY PAIN!!'
A spectator calls out, 'The monkeys are out of the trees again!'
PAIN viciously lunges forward
PITT LORD crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PAIN directs an aimed blow toward PITT LORD's upper body with his boar spear
PAIN successfully hits with an aimed strike
PITT LORD partially deflects the deadly blow with his battle flail
Blood spills forth [Again...damn he's good!]
PITT LORD robs an attack opportunity from PAIN!
PITT LORD lunges murderously forward with his battle flail [PITT LORD gets a good idea! ATTACK!]
PAIN twists easily out of reach
PAIN strikes at just the right moment, surprising PITT LORD!
PAIN tries to land a difficult shot on the swift PITT LORD
PITT LORD twists out from under the attack
PITT LORD defends himself, looking to make an overtaxed casualty of his opponent.
PITT LORD attacks urgently battle flail sailing like the wind
PITT LORD flails out at PAIN's left cheek with his battle flail
PITT LORD has landed a potentially critical blow! [Oh yeah!]
PITT LORD's blow avoids PAIN's helm! [OH YEAH!!!]
The floodgates of blood are opened! [OOHOHOHOH YEEAAAHHHH!]
PAIN's head seems clouded in pain! [CRACK!]
PAIN has been permanently injured in the head!!! [SWEEEET!]
PAIN is in need of healing!
PITT LORD says 'FOURTEEN!!!!!' [HOLY!!! He's already in heavy damage. That can't be right. Isn't that his first actual strike? Yep, one sweep and then this head shot. A sweep has a maximum damage potential of 11 or 12 points if I recall. That means that this is probably the biggest hit I have ever seen in this game! I've single hit killed small con, 3 size warriors before, but PAIN has probably about 62 HP with his Elf minus included. That means that he's already down to 15 or less HP. That means that this one hit was upwards of 37 points! The average "The weapon is drenched with blood!" is between 11-13 points of damage. HOLY!!! Needless to say, PITT LORD is currently quite far ahead in this fight.]
PAIN viciously lunges forward
PAIN plots devastating injury for PITT LORD's chest
PAIN has successfully hit with an aimed attack
Blood squirts out

MINUTE 2
* PAIN switches to strategy 2
The referee says 'Make me grin, hit dummy again!'
PITT LORD makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from PAIN!
PITT LORD makes an explosive assault with his battle flail
PITT LORD flails out at PAIN's left forearm
The blow lands at an ineffective angle [Against leather! That's just embarrassing.]
PAIN fluidly intercepts an attack by PITT LORD!
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PAIN darts in on PITT LORD, circumventing the swift parry!
PAIN thrusts at PITT LORD's right upper arm
PITT LORD seeks to deflect the blow!
PAIN narrowly gets past PITT LORD's defenses!
A typical blow has been landed
PITT LORD is beginning to taste death!
* PITT LORD switches to strategy 4 [The fight has evened out. PL is in HEAVY. What a great fight!]
PAIN lunges quickly
PITT LORD dives out of the way!
PITT LORD defends himself, expecting to tire out his opponent.
PITT LORD attempts to strike PAIN
PAIN skips backward, out of harm's way
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PITT LORD bounds several yards away!
PAIN darts forward then back, testing his foe!
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PITT LORD ducks under the blow [NICE DEFENSES!]
PAIN plows inexorably onward with his boar spear
PAIN makes an attack toward PITT LORD's right breast
PAIN successfully lands the aimed attack
PITT LORD partially deflects the deadly blow with his battle flail
An uninspiring strike has landed [Hah! Now we both had one flimsy attack. Of course against full plate, it's to be expected sometimes.]
PAIN awaits the perfect opening
PAIN intends bodily harm to PITT LORD
PITT LORD miraculously deflects the deadly shot
The referee gruffly says 'No fight like farmer, use rock armor!'
PAIN viciously lunges forward
PAIN makes an attack toward PITT LORD's chest
PAIN successfully hits with an aimed strike
Blood squirts out [Now that's not nice]
PITT LORD is coughing up blood!
PITT LORD might pitch over dead at any moment!
PAIN lunges murderously forward boar spear blazing a deadly path
PAIN attempts to impale PITT LORD's shield arm
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive [It pays to invest in good armor!)
PAIN seeks to lay waste boar spear whirling ominously
PITT LORD unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
PAIN attempts to impale PITT LORD's right calf
. . . but PITT LORD's full plate turns aside the blow! [There we go! FULL PLATE!]
A spectator calls out, 'Shave off that carpet, half-orc!'
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PITT LORD leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
PITT LORD defends himself, gambling that the effort will overwork his opponent.
PITT LORD swiftly engages PAIN
PITT LORD lashes out at PAIN's right knee
PITT LORD has landed a potentially critical blow!
The warriors are spattered with blood! [That shot was around 9-10 points, so really just a medium shot should put him down.]
PAIN tries to clutch at an open wound!
PAIN makes a decisive lunge
PITT LORD leaps over the incoming attack!

MINUTE 3
* PAIN switches to strategy 6
PAIN charges PITT LORD with his boar spear!
PAIN feigns an attack to get past PITT LORD's battle flail!
PAIN aims a forceful blow toward PITT LORD's right ribs
PAIN successfully hits with an aimed strike
The weapon hits with heavy impact
PITT LORD's upper back is twitching!
PITT LORD is trailing blood over the field!
The referee gruffly says 'Don't step back--I give you whack!'
PITT LORD defends himself, in an attempt to waste the energy of his opponent.
PITT LORD ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his battle flail
PAIN jumps over the incoming blow!
PAIN attacks boar spear whistling through the air
PITT LORD dodges miraculously to avoid the blow
PITT LORD holds back--expecting a violent assault
PITT LORD defends himself, expecting endurance to run out for his opponent.
PITT LORD swings around and attacks with his battle flail
PITT LORD bats aside his foe's lighter boar spear! [Alright! Big weapons do have their advantages!]
PITT LORD tries to sweep PAIN off his feet with his battle flail [JUST HIT `EM!]
PAIN stumbles to the ground!
PAIN rises painfully from the dirt
The referee says 'Me protest! Big rocks best!'
PITT LORD steals an attack from PAIN! [A blessed strike!]
PITT LORD tries to hit PAIN
PITT LORD lashes out at PAIN's right forearm
The floodgates of blood are opened! [That one deserves a moment of SILENCE....is he dead yet...?]
PAIN masters in 'Out of Body Experience'. [!!!!!]
PITT LORD quietly accepts the cheers of the crowd!

The Blood Master makes PITT LORD an offer he cannot refuse
PITT LORD has joined THE MONSTERS (1)

Now that was an AWESOME FIGHT! PITT LORD, you have done me proud!
RIP PAIN

NADS, if you're around, my hat's off to your work with PAIN. That warrior was a true MONSTER!

SPECIAL NOTE: Aren't you guys curious what would have happened if two of my warriors had killed PAIN?
What would happen to that Monster slot? I wonder if Keeper has a contingency plan for that event?
I say a bunch of managers should mass monster on the same turn in hopes of killing off the same monster twice...let's go down the rabbit hole!
Last but most importantly, no monster is unbeatable. PITT LORD awaits!