DUX'S HALL OF RECORDS

You my friend are funny

And function comfortably in the third person

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Dux informed me that I had APPLE NEWTON listed incorrectly.  He now has the #2 spot, with PLAYER TWO dropping down to the #3 spot.  I was so busy looking at PLAYER TWO's younger age at 11 kills that I didn't pay attention to the (-1) for his elbow drop kill.  


The corrected list:

DWARF KILLERS [2-4 points]
1. MESSIAH (Palor) 93-38-16 Dwarf - Great pick (-4)
2. APPLE NEWTON (Vic Vegas) 130-88-11 Dwarf - Trident
3. PLAYER TWO (Frank the Tank) 145-50-11 Dwarf - Trident (-1)

Tridents high for Modofo's beast of a dwarf, OL' FIREBELLY for taking the #2 spot in the Best Dwarven 150 fight list. One has to cook up an especially brutal dwarf to get on this list now. Who will be next?

Best Dwarven 150 Win/Loss Record [1-3 points]
1. SPLINTER (Dux Mortalitas) 133-17-4 Dwarf - Trident *MONSTER *UNDEFEATED WARRIOR
2. OL' FIREBELLY (Modofo) 124-26-4 Dwarf - Trident
3. XENITH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-7 Dwarf - Military pick

-off the list-

4. SOSOH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-3 Dwarf - Trident

OL' FIREBELLY picks up two more warrior metric points, putting him in a solid 11th place and within striking distance of 10th.

The shorties are standing tall as one of their own takes the top spot this week with Palor's NEUTRON becoming the #1 50 fight bigger than a barn (size 24+) warrior. Off the list is Dux's vicious fighter TROLL HUNTER KORH.

50 fight BIGGER THAN A BARN [1-3 points]
1. NEUTRON (Palor) 42-8-2 Dwarf - Javelin
2. MOUNTAIN (Palor) 42-8-4 Half-Orc - Bladed Flail (-6)
3. THE GRAVEDIGGER (543) (35-15-4)

-off the list-
4. TROLL HUNTER KORH (Dux Mortalitas) 34-16-4 Half-Orc - Morningstar

I noticed that MOUNTAIN had been incorrectly listed under THE GRAVEDIGGER, and the mistake has been fixed. Now Palor has the #1 and #2 spots in the 50 fight bigger than a barn category.

Sorry about Neutron's 50th fight result there Palor, otherwise would have had the record all to himself, well at least he managed to get two trains in the loss.

Vic Vegas wrote:The shorties are standing tall as one of their own takes the top spot this week with Palor's NEUTRON becoming the #1 50 fight
bigger than a barn (size 24+) warrior.  Off the list is Dux's vicious fighter TROLL HUNTER KORH.

50 fight BIGGER THAN A BARN [1-3 points]
1. NEUTRON (Palor) 42-8-2 Dwarf - Javelin
2. MOUNTAIN (Palor) 42-8-4 Half-Orc - Bladed Flail (-6)
3. THE GRAVEDIGGER (543) (35-15-4)

-off the list-
4. TROLL HUNTER KORH (Dux Mortalitas) 34-16-4 Half-Orc - Morningstar

I noticed that MOUNTAIN had been incorrectly listed under THE GRAVEDIGGER, and the mistake has been fixed.  Now Palor has the #1 and #2 spots in the 50 fight bigger than a barn category.  

Thanks Vic, but you forgot the 150-fight overall category.  I believe that gets him 6 more points

Wow! Congrats, Modofo! Ol'Firebelly would have, what 34 points in the metric? That brings him up to Master level! Awesome.
Can't wait to see him on those lists!
Do you think you can keep him alive to 200 or 250? If so he might end up as a grandmaster or even Lord of the Pitt!!!

Oh my, you guys are right. I missed the overall category. Thank you for keeping me on my toes!

150 Fight Best Win/Loss Record [3-7 points]
1. SPLINTER (Dux Mortalitas) 133-17-4 Dwarf - Trident *MONSTER *UNDEFEATED WARRIOR
2. OL' FIREBELLY (Modofo) 124-26-4 Dwarf - Trident
3. XENITH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-7 Dwarf - Military pick
4. SOSOH (Dux Mortalitas) 123-27-3 Dwarf - Trident
5. GONE FISSION (Fusion) 121-29-2 Dwarf - Military pick *MONSTER

-off the list-
5. LICKER (Fusion) 119-31-5 Half-elf - Pole ax

This is not a good time to be a helf in the arena, with LICKER getting knocked out of these rankings and the death of CESTHESIUM on turn 809. Or maybe one could say it is a good time to be OL' FIREBELLY in the arena, since she is the one causing all the chaos with the aforementioned, pesky helves.


There's been some scrambling amongst the legendary gladiators:

GONE FISSION lost a point and now has 43 metric points, as did XENITH who drops in the rankings from 8th to 10th. MR. MC'SCRUB drops from 10th to 11th and goes from the bottom of the MASTERS bracket to the top of the CHAMPIONS list. OL' FIREBELLY leaps up from 11th to 8th as her younger age gives her an edge over the brutal legend PITT LORD.

Now that I've got FIREBELLY's record adjusted, Dux informs me that I forgot to add a metric point for this turn's kill. Despite mentioning it in my previous post. D'oh!

OL' FIREBELLY now has 33 metric points with her slaughter (looks like it was a perm kill) of CESTHESIUM on turn 809.

Thanks for all your effort Vic!

Hey Dux, hope all is well!  Ol' Firebelly isn't bad on perms, but anything can happen.  I may not plan to monster him until 250, so he has a long and dangerous way to go.  There are some terrifying warriors in the arena, even without your beasts.

Modofo, I am cheering from the stands for him!

Hi Vic, Just noticed that on the last turn Blackpudding my Bigger than a Barn warrior went 38.12.1 which puts him into 3 place in the Bigger than a Barn 50 fight record!

I looked up BLACKPUDDING's history and see that his 50th fight was an elbow drop (that he lost... how embarrassing).  Typically an elbow drop would get a warrior a -1 next to their record, and the elbow drop loss makes it doubly painful for BLACKPUDDING.  But, given MOUNTAIN's -6, that means BLACKPUDDING takes the #2 spot!

50 fight BIGGER THAN A BARN [1-3 points]
1. NEUTRON (Palor) 42-8-2 Dwarf - Javelin
2. BLACKPUDDING (Sliv) 38-12-1 Dwarf - (-1)
3. MOUNTAIN (Palor) 42-8-4 Half-Orc - Bladed Flail (-6)

-Off the list-
4. THE GRAVEDIGGER (543) (35-15-4)


A big congratulations to Sliv's BLACKPUDDING for taking the #2 spot in the Bigger Than A Barn 50 fight category!

Can I get weapon info on BLACKPUDDING?

Blackpuddings one and only elbow drop was on his 49th fight which he won!



         BLACKPUDDING                  WARRIOR NAME                     NATOTH            
           37-11-1                        RECORD                        15-3-1            
    TARTAN TERRORS (1078)               TEAM NAME                  BABYLON 5 (1929)        
          SLIV (356)                   MANAGER NAME                PRECISION (882)        
          Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                    Elf Female          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
             has slow movements            --->            has nimble movements            
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a brawny constitution      
    depends on muscle over mind            --->            is fairly bright                
             bigger than a barn            <---            is somewhat large              

               72-QUITE POPULAR         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-66        
                         4' 11"           HEIGHT           5' 2"                          
                        360 lbs           WEIGHT           134 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                        JAVELIN        MAIN WEAPON         MILITARY PICK                  
                  TARGET SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        JAVELIN        SPARE WEAPON        MILITARY PICK                  




BLACKPUDDING Blood Challenges NATOTH!!!

MINUTE 1
An ominous silence overtakes the Blood Pit...
* BLACKPUDDING switches to strategy 6
* NATOTH switches to strategy 6
BLACKPUDDING moves left
BLACKPUDDING anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
BLACKPUDDING makes an attack against NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING tries to pierce NATOTH's shield arm with his javelin
  The damage is amusingly slight
Rotten tomatoes rain from the stands!
NATOTH spies an opening, and attacks BLACKPUDDING
NATOTH chops at BLACKPUDDING's right arm
NATOTH's military pick punches into BLACKPUDDING's armor!
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
NATOTH makes an attack against BLACKPUDDING
NATOTH carefully strikes at BLACKPUDDING's chest
NATOTH successfully hits with an aimed strike
NATOTH has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike hits with terrific force
The band plays louder
BLACKPUDDING anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
BLACKPUDDING is looking to land a successful counter-attack with his target shield
BLACKPUDDING bashes away at NATOTH's head with his target shield
  The strike merely grazes the defender
NATOTH savagely attacks military pick gliding toward its target
BLACKPUDDING's target shield is hit by a powerful shot which it rebounds dramatically
BLACKPUDDING follows through with a counter-attack and jabs at NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING tries to pierce NATOTH's right arm
BLACKPUDDING has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A satisfactory crunch is heard
The referee grumbles and says 'Eat big rocks--helps your socks'
NATOTH leads the cavalry against the slow BLACKPUDDING
BLACKPUDDING parries the attack with great effort
BLACKPUDDING follows through with a counter-attack and attempts to impale NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING assaults NATOTH's right leg
BLACKPUDDING has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  The strike could be repelled by a piece of wet paper
NATOTH bursts forth with her military pick
NATOTH strikes out at BLACKPUDDING's back
NATOTH has successfully hit with an aimed attack
NATOTH's military pick punches into BLACKPUDDING's armor!
  The strike barely annoys the target!
A spectator calls out, 'Dwarf, dorf; what's the difference?'
NATOTH is in perpetual motion with her military pick
BLACKPUDDING's target shield is hit by a powerful shot and it defends the warrior from harm
BLACKPUDDING follows through on the parry and slashes toward NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING strikes out for NATOTH's leg
BLACKPUDDING hits with the aimed blow!
  The strike is easily shrugged off

MINUTE 2
BLACKPUDDING circles slowly to the right
BLACKPUDDING anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
BLACKPUDDING executes a downward strike javelin moving with lethal fury
BLACKPUDDING directs an attack against NATOTH's right hip
BLACKPUDDING has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  An awful crunch is heard!
* NATOTH switches to strategy 5
NATOTH seeks to lay waste military pick hovering ominously
NATOTH goes wildly astray
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Lay down and die, you tottyheaded elf!'
NATOTH circles slowly to the right
NATOTH leaps in viciously with her military pick
NATOTH moves dangerously at BLACKPUDDING's left breast
NATOTH hits with an aimed blow
  Hairs are split
NATOTH bursts forth military pick hovering ominously
BLACKPUDDING's target shield is hit by a powerful shot and absorbs the impact admirably
BLACKPUDDING takes advantage of the awkward attack, but loses control of a clumsy blow
NATOTH attacks fiercely military pick sweeping toward its target
BLACKPUDDING parries the blow admirably
BLACKPUDDING tries to return a blow off of the parry and thrusts violently at NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING jabs at NATOTH's heart with his javelin
    . . . but NATOTH's scale saves the warrior's skin!
The referee grunts and says 'Hit the bum with big stone thumb!'
BLACKPUDDING strategically advances to the rear
BLACKPUDDING anxiously awaits his big chance
BLACKPUDDING is looking to land a successful counter-attack with his javelin
BLACKPUDDING carefully strikes at NATOTH's right ankle
BLACKPUDDING hits with an aimed attack
BLACKPUDDING has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A ghastly tear is formed by the attack!
The drummer loses control and tosses a drumstick away
NATOTH gags on phlegm
* NATOTH switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 3
NATOTH anxiously awaits her anticipated opening
NATOTH leaps in viciously with her military pick
NATOTH aims a blow at BLACKPUDDING's upper body
NATOTH's accuracy is rewarded!
NATOTH has landed a potentially critical blow!
NATOTH's military pick punches into BLACKPUDDING's armor!
  An ordinary blow has been struck
The referee says 'Don't drop stones!'
BLACKPUDDING gives some strategic ground
BLACKPUDDING strikes out at the powerful NATOTH
BLACKPUDDING tries to pierce NATOTH's weapon arm with his javelin
  A weak blow is landed
NATOTH experiences an identity crisis
NATOTH pleads for mercy from the Blood Master!
The ref is stagnant with disinterest!
BLACKPUDDING swings around and attacks with his javelin
BLACKPUDDING thrusts at NATOTH's left breast
    . . . but NATOTH's scale deflects the shot!
BLACKPUDDING anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
BLACKPUDDING strikes quickly with his javelin
BLACKPUDDING slashes toward NATOTH's left breast
  The strike looks very painful!
NATOTH's life may be drawing to a close
The ref decides to save the trampled NATOTH!
BLACKPUDDING accepts victory over the fallen warrior!

BLACKPUDDING has trained in Target Shield
NATOTH has trained in Skill, Skill, and Stat

Sorry, it took me a couple of days to recover from the New Year's Eve party I attended.

Win or lose, BLACKPUDDING still gets a -1 for the elbow drop.

Thanks Vic i myself have just about recovered from new year!
I wasn't bothered with the -1 rather than the fact that you said i lost the EB drop!

Recovered from New Year?
You two jessies were prob tucked up in bed by 9.00 pm after a nice cup of Horlicks:sleep:
Im still drinking

Yeah 9 the next day!

Condolences to Vic Vegas' stable and congratulations to SPLINTER for his first successful defense of his monster slot versus LUFENGOSAURUS. This earns him another metric point, bringing his total to a staggering 67. Hopefully we will see more monster attempts in the near future, as our latest crop of monsters are eager to crack some veteran skulls.

We have a new monster in the ranks this week, as INNITOWINNIT murdered ZERO in a thrilling two minute match. This brings an end to an unprecedented, historic 28 week record of every monster, including a newly created slot, belonging to just one manager, Dux Mortalitas. INNITOWINNIT is the first monster to use a stiletto, and also the first monster who gained his slot using Decoy.

CURRENT MONSTERS & DEFENSE MATCHES (kills of 100+ warriors with winning records)
225 --> INNITOWINNIT (Vic Vegas) 127-98-6 Elf - Stiletto -- Turn #826
201 --> SPLINTER (Dux Mortalitas) 173-27-5 Dwarf - Trident *UNDEFEATED WARRIOR -- Turn#780
- LUFENGOSAURUS (Vic Vegas) (100-51-0)* 3 KILL!
219 --> OFFSPRING (Dux Mortalitas) 159-60-9 - Boar spear *UNDEFEATED WARRIOR *KARMA KILLER -- Turn#798
230 --> RAY OF LIGHT (Dux Mortalitas) 177-53-10 Elf - Javelin -- Turn#798
165 --> HIROI (Dux Mortalitas) 120-45-4 Elf - BOAR SPEAR -- Turn#798
121 --> ROTUND (Dux Mortalitas) 90-31-3 Dwarf - Javelin -- Turn#798

All hail manager Vic Vegas on his second monster creation (this third party voice can be a little weird, sometimes) with INNITOWINNIT!

A huge congratulations to Palor's warrior CAKE for taking the #2 spot in the best 250 fight elf list.

Best Elf 250 Win/Loss Record [1-3 points]
1. FIA STARSTRIKE (Modofo) 161-89-4 Elf - Boarspear
2. CAKE (Palor) (167-83-4) Elf - Javelin (-10)
3. PAIN (NADS) 152-98-3 Elf - Boarspear *MONSTER

Off the list:
4. DECAY OF GRANDEUR (Sleazee P. Martinee) 143-107-5 elf - Pole ax (-7)


Javelins high for CAKE! Who doesn't love CAKE?!?!?

Toothpicks high to the stilettoeer EVISCETRYX for taking second place in the 100 fight elf category.

Best Elf 100 Win/Loss Record [1-3 points]
1. KILL OR BE KILLED (NADS) 78-22-3 Elf- War flail
2. EVISCETRYX (Vic Vegas) 78-22-1 Elf Stiletto
3. SUICIDALTENDENCIES (Nemesis) 76-24-4 Elf - Greatsword

-=Off The List=-
4. RAY OF LIGHT (Dux Mortalitas) 76-24-3 Elf - Javelin

As a result, RAY OF LIGHT lost a metric point, but remains in 5th place in the metric

- 5. 44 - RAY OF LIGHT (Dux Mortalitas) 177-53-10 Elf - Javelin (turn 789)

HIROI gains a metric point and jumps from 13th to 12th place in the warrior metric after defending his place amongst the monsters against a challenge from JANGLUR SWIFTEYE (Sleazee P Martinee) (123-63-3) which lasted a brutal two minutes.
- 12. 24 - HIROI Dux Mortalitas) 120-45-4 Elf - Baor Spear (turn 789)

Vic Vegas jumps from 5th to 3rd place in the manager monster rankings after his gladiator CYTOKINE STORM defeated his monster INNITOWINNIT (oh, the pain) who was only a monster for 10 weeks and faced no serious challengers.
- 5. Vic Vegas = 3 (LOPHOMASTIX 140-62-6, INNITOWINNIT 127-98-6, CYTOKINE STORM 82-58-4) = 567 fights

A big congratulations to Ilneval's perm-machine TABULA RASA for making the #3 spot on the eldest half-orc list.

HALF-ORC
1. 277 --> MISERY (Dux Mortalitas) 211-66-7 Half-Orc - Great pick *MONSTER *TOURNAMENT CHAMPION
2. 242 --> ELFKILLER (Dux Mortalitas) 155-87-7 Half-Orc - Military pick
3. 225 --> TABULA RASA (Ilneval) (130-95-6) Half-Orc - Battle Flail

-=Off The List=-
4. 204 --> EDWARD HYDE (Tars Tarkas) 118-86-7 Half-Orc - War flail

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Whew... quite a bit of updates. Apologies if I missed anything. I did realize that the "oldest horc ever" records are about to be shaken up, despite the recent addition.

Vic, great update. You missed two things, however.
In the monster slots, these kills need to be added.

ROTUND (1) (90-31-3) ZU BAMAFU (1325) (130-59-5)* 2 KILL!
CYTOKINE STORM (1) (82-58-4) OUT OF MIND (377) (164-100-3)* 2 KILL!

At least we know you are equal opportunity about errors

Hoping we'll get to read those fights sometime (hint, hint!)

Squashed monster challenges added. Whoops! That's what I get for waiting so long and trying to roll a bunch of updates into one.

Just noticed that Splinter's monster record was incorrect. It was 173-27-5, but it should have been 174-27-6. Got 'er updated.