Kill Fest V, Week 2 Results (Turn 1157)

Kill Fest V, Turn 2 Results

LOOPER(886)	3
PALOR(72)	2
ILNEVAL(93)	2
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	2
THE GVNER(842)	2
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	2
NADS(4)	1
THE WARLORD(23)	1
SANGUINE SAVIOR(140)	1
VIC VEGAS(341)	1
MODOFO(783)	1
SAMURAI!!11(813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
THE TILLEK (818)	1
HUNTER (833)	1
PRIMUS (838)	1
NATURE(848)	1
FURY(894)	1
ARRIAN(896)	1
LELU DALLAS(946)	1
GROGNARDS LLC(988)	1
ACRO MANTULA(1002)	1
TIGER PRINCESS(1008)	1

Well Week 2 of Kill Fest is in the books, and it was a good one! 31 kills in all, bringing our two-week total to 55! We had one manager shine this week, LOOPER, taking three lives with his stables and running a solid 24-1-3.  Five managers got two kills each and seventeen managers permanently took out one opponent.  LOOPER and ARRIAN lead the pack with three kills apiece, with a gaggle of managers nipping at their heels with two kills apiece and a plethora of one kill managers.  This one aint even close to over yet folks!

There were no blood challenge kills this week (well when managers hide their gladiators behind the skirts of their mama's it does make it harder to get those easy kills).  Four veteran gladiators died, and we had five team kills and one of them is of a veteran warrior FUH QUEUE while another was a kill by a peasant!

On to the good stuff--the kills! We shall mourn the loss of the three veterans who died this week:  ARYARIE, USARIAN and TARIK.  Such tragedies for us and the fans.  Morningstars high people (and a handful of swordbreakers as well), morningstars high. We also had a veteran kill in the team fights as well (which we will discuss in the Team Fights kill section).

ACRO MANTULA's half-elf DRACO-MALFOY of SLYTHERIN finished off D-MAN's halfling ARYARIE of the CYRODIILIC MORONS in a short one-minute bout.  D-M showed his serpentine blood as he coldly slaughtered one of the idiots from Cyrodiil. But hey, as Cyrodiil is a human nation, well perhaps the members of this stable are truly indeed morons for living there! Did Draco use his wand is what most HP fans are wondering.

Next, we have a short two-minute fight that ended with ILNEVAL's dwarf, GUNDABYR of the RIEKLAND REAVERS killing VENGENCE's elf USARIAN of the TEAM OF REVENGE.  Good ole GUNDY picked up his 4th kill as he reaved USARIAN of his life (and a few sheckels).  The question is, will VENGENCE's ONE DIRTY B get revenge for USARIAN's death, or will this be a case of non-vengeance? (As the record for this Kill Fest has shown thus far, but in this case, we know NEV doesn't cower and hide his teams like some others).

The last veteran kill of the week occurred when THE HIGH PRIEST's dwarf ALPERTON of the WARRIORS OF THE TUBE took out THE TILLEK's dwarf TARIK of THE THIRD PASS.  This two-minute affair between two stubby dwarves did not make it to the third pass as ALPERTON made sure TARIK was prepared for his stone 'tube' .  One wonders though...who will be the high priest giving the eulogy at TARIK's funeral?

Now on to the massive quantity of team fight kills this week: five in total! One was caused by a peasant, and one is of a veteran! We shall get to the veteran kill first.  LOOPER's team COMICS OF YORE took on MARCUS's SATAN'S NUNS in a three-minute slugfest.  The COMICS had two dwarves, THE PHANTOM and GREEN HORNET, a halfling X-FORCE and a half-orc, WEB OF SPIDER MAN while SN had two humans THE RED SISTER and DEWEY CHEATEM, a half orc FUH QUEUE and a halfling NOFU involved in the ruckus.  Well, needless to say, the heroes won this match against the dastardly evil forces of Hell.  FUH QUEUE was permanently removed from the queue of life by one of the YORE gang.  We will never know which one of the 'marvel'ous (well not all of them) heroes of yore did him, but he did us all a favor as half orcs should not be hanging out with halflings! (Well unless they are comics of course).  Furthermore, FUH QUEUE was not a female, sooooo we are wondering why he was hanging out with a bunch of evil doing nuns.  Maybe his replacement will actually be a devil worshipping nun.

The other three team fight kills that count were ALBERTA AL, STICK and PEBBLE.  LOOPER's team SNACKS PLUS, a four-man squad with two elves FRUIT PIE and JAX, a human SUZY Q and a dwarf NUTTY BAR took down MARCUS's team NORTHERN ODDITIES composed of a human, MAPLE LEAF, a half-elf FARGOITE, a halfling ALBERTA AL and an elf POUTINE PETE in a two-minute fracas.  After it was all said and done, the halfling ALBERTA AL lay dead.  There were snacks indeed for the victors, mostly nutty bars and fruit pie (although a few spectators supposedly had 'jax' in their snacks).  Cheers were heard from the northern part of the arena when double A fell, as oddities have no place in the area...none at all.  Snacks on the other hand, well, we can never have enough of those!

The next team kill happened when TORMENTED's NATURAL RESOURCES, a five-man stable composed of COAL (dwarf), LEAF (elf), STICK (halfling), SAND (human) and dwarf) took on THE WARLORD's THE HEAD HUNTERS, a five-man team of one half-orc (GRUMISH) and four humans (THE WARLOCK, SHADOW FAST, FIRE BALL and GEAR HEAD).  It was a long fight, going five minutes, and in the end even though they won the fight, NATURAL RESOURCES was down a halfling.  We are not sure if a certain warlock or perhaps even a fireball took out a certain twig, er I mean stick, but it was natural for the brutes of the head hunters to take down a resourceful halfling.  After all, even a scrub can break a wittle stick in half(ling).  

The final team fight kill was another clash between two five-man teams.  LOOPER's KID's FRIENDS, with a human (ZADEN MB), two half-orcs (LEXIE R and ZACH I) and two elves (TONY M and JUSTIN D) killed TORMENTED's halfling PEBBLE from PEAK VANQUISH (the remaining members are an elf (WISPY WIND), a human (RUBBLE), a half-elf (SUMMIT) and a dwarf (BOULDER)) in a three-minute go-around.  the KDs showed they are not kids, and definitely not friends of TORMENTED.  They took the win and vanquished a certain halfling by planting her with the rest of the pebbles in the sand. She must have reached her 'peak'!  I guess the sands were not kind to halflings this week in team fights! Three of the five that counted were halflings.

The last Team kill was by The PEASANTS 4-man team (GYPSY JEZEBEL, ROGER THE SHRUBBER, SALLY STRUMPET and PERCEVAL THE PROPHET) of TIGER PRINCESS's THE HOPESTERS composed of two half-elves (BETTY BOOP and BOOMER), and elf (HAAMIAH) and human (CHIP CHIPPLES).  THE PEASANTS lost the match in three minutes but did manage to kill BOOMER in the process.  There was no hope left in BOOMER's eyes as the life left them.  We are not sure which peasant killed him, but it matters not as it added a kill to the total for the week!

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
LOOPER(886)	3
ARRIAN(896)	3
NADS(4)	2
THE WARLORD(23)	2
PALOR(72)	2
ILNEVAL(93)	2
VIC VEGAS(341)	2
SAMURAI!!11(813)	2
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	2
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	2
THE GVNER(842)	2
SURTUR(891)	2
FURY(894)	2
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	2
GERN BLANSTEN(16)	1
ILNEVAL(93)	1
D-MAN(124)	1
SANGUINE SAVIOR(140)	1
STIMPY(355)	1
MARCUS(422)	1
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)	1
ROB ALLEN(773)	1
MODOFO(783)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
UL(801)	1
THE TILLEK (818)	1
CHI(828)	1
HUNTER (833)	1
PRIMUS (838)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
NATURE(848)	1
BLUE EYES(890)	1
MASTER OF WAR (892)	1
LELU DALLAS(946)	1
GROGNARDS LLC(988)	1
ACRO MANTULA(1002)	1
TIGER PRINCESS(1008)	1
G00NZER (1025)	1

You missed one tiger princess's swamper stomper got a kill.

Cripes you are right Warlord not sure how I missed that one as it at the bottom.  Also goofed as the Team kill I thought was a kill of a peasant was actually a peasant killing an active gladiator, so I need to add the Peasants to the list as well  Good catch!

Also, we had thirty-one kills this turn. Again, good catch. So, if anyone else seems something amiss, let me know! Editing is a pain, as the color quotes keep disappearing