UW XXIII Week 5 Results

The remaining chumps.

Only 59 fools left, of these 10 are veterans. 5 managers have 3 gladiators each still left in the running.  Let’s hope next turn trims this even more!!!!



GLAD BAG MESSIAH 5 73-14-8 NADS 4

ELF MAIDEN 39 189-117-8 STALKER 13

GIGANTOPITHICUS 148 13-4-1 GERN BLANSTEN 16
AFRICANUS 148 12-0-1GERN BLANSTEN 16

HUMANITY 187 21-23-1 PALOR 72
ELFORIAN 218 13-13-0 PALOR 72

ALREADY DIED 374 13-3-0 SLEAZEE P MARTINEE 137
THE FUTURE ROCK 377 7-0-0 SLEAZEE P MARTINEE 137
GWARNOGRAPHY 394 8-2-0 SLEAZEE P MARTINEE 137

SERANIE 2130 111-35-3 FURIOUS TALON 275

GENESIS SEGA 771 11-4-0 VIC VEGAS 341
TERRIBAD PAINFELLOW 793 56-43-3 VIC VEGAS 341
PRIMAL CHUNK 1102 55-23-1 VIC VEGAS 341

SMITHERS 775 33-16-1 FUSION 346

THE FUN PIMP 805 28-26-1 STIMPY 355

MARAUDER 1473 118-120-1 SLIV 356

CRUCILLA CROCS 1449 10-4-0 SODDEN ENTRAILS 641
FLATTEN EM FIONA 1507 30-13-0 SODDEN ENTRAILS 641

LOATHE YOU LONG TIME 1707 47-14-1 MODOFO 783
DIE DIE DADDY 1707 10-4-0 MODOFO 783

MONSTER 1749 59-32-2 GOD OF ROCK 796

ELISTAN 1753 10-0-0 UL 801

ELIJAH BAILEY 1769 11-3-0 DEVIL 803

SHELFDALORIAN 1782 59-51-0 SAMURAI!!11 813
HEPHAESTUS DA BESTUS 1789 77-45-4 SAMURAI!!11 813

VIPER 1797 38-44-0 COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF 817

DIA 1819 32-28-2 VENGENCE 827

PICARD 1851 108-99-7 HUNTER 833

DEMENTIA 2340 8-0-0 FEAR MONGER 835

FRANKY DOYLE 1856 36-32-2 THE GVNER 842

ELECTRO 1865 26-12-0 THE BAD GUY 847
ATUM 1865 6-0-0 THE BAD GUY 847
CATELYN THE BLADE 1937 32-20-0 THE BAD GUY 847

FLINT OF OUTWORLD 2193 46-24-0 NATURE 848

ASP 1870 19-15-1 THE MANIPULATOR 850
HAL 1921 87-89-1 THE MANIPULATOR 850

WON'T TAKE crap 1871 17-7-1 MR ANGRY 851

GRISHNAKH 1875 19-6-0 THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE 852
BLADE 1878 45-39-0 THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE 852

MISHELLENA 1959 22-16-0 THE SICKNESS 887

SEXY BOY 1951 31-26-0 BLUE EYES 890
THOR 1956 61-80-1 BLUE EYES 890
ASSASIN 1956 49-49-4 BLUE EYES 890

CALLISTO 1949 92-49-4 MASTER OF WAR 892
KASHOR 1967 91-39-5 MASTER OF WAR 892

BLACK MAGIC WOMAN 1965 30-13-2 ARRIAN 896
GRUMF II 2030 65-33-4 ARRIAN 896

WOLF 2132 19-9-2 DYLAN 975
SOAP 2132 9-4-0 DYLAN 975
GHOST 2335 11-2-0 DYLAN 975

KEER FLESHEATER 2267 27-23-1 FLAYED CARCASSES 1020
UTU THE UNLIKEABLE 2278 35-20-0 FLAYED CARCASSES 1020

BORGUL THE BRUTE 2253 10-25-0 BENNY THE BLADE 1031
BRUGAN THE BASTION 2253 6-12-0 BENNY THE BLADE 1031

M RA LISENKO 2297 20-10-2 KORTIK 1054
ANOREXIA NERVOSA 2302 20-7-1 KORTIK 1054

JAMES BOON 2327 7-1-1 THE EXECUTIONER 1056

JOCK 2317 11-4-0 BLADE STRIKER 1060

THE MUMMY 2313 16-10-1 ROTTING CORPSE 1068

Well I just lost all 4 of mine, that was some brutal trimming!
Good luck to all those who remain for week 6

I think LYDIA KRAKEN (2089) should be eliminated - They blood challenged this turn:
LYDIA KRAKEN (2079) (42-32-2)+ ASH VIPER (2077) (27-15-5)

Thanks for catching that Ripper!  Forgot about the challenges!! I’ll double check the rest when I wake up later

knocked out, week 5
HENRY IV 4-2-0
CHIEF OFFICER OGRAH 25-22-0
SINKHOLE 25-14-2
JACKIE 23-33-0 (random)
KOLLIG 108-52-2 (random)
Maybe others in randoms, too, not sure.

That's what I get for publicly rooting for a gladiator.  After posing my support for KOLLIG, my stable randomed against him two times.

The Pit Godz have a strange sense of humor.  Don't ever cross them!  As soon as you start talking about a gladiator having low perms, you better believe he'll get permed the next week.  Never fail.  Way more insidious than Google using your phone as a spy device to later serve you ads.

As for GLAD BAG MESSIAH.  Hoooo boy!  What a beast.  Nads must be very proud of him!  It will be a drunken evening for the gladiator who takes him out of the contest.

Looks like Gern's AFRICANUS 148 (12-0-1) is accidentally left out of the rankings, bumping Gern to 2 gladiators still in (twice as many targets!).

Great catch VIC; apparently, I did not scroll down to his last team when checking. He is right there on the singles winners for the week. I was hoping the errors would be done by now. My bad!