JOHN CASEY vs LUKA SKYRUNNER

JOHN CASEY WARRIOR NAME LUKA SKYRUNNER
80-50-6 RECORD 201-153-9
FAT DRUNK AND STUPID (829) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
POPPA BALROG (339) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Dwarf Male RACE/GENDER Human Female

is of powerful strength ---> is of beastly strength
has nimble movements ---> has lightning quick movements
has a rugged constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution
is a gifted strategist ---> possesses great intellect
has a slight build ==== has a slight build

73-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR POPULARITY HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-79
3' 10" HEIGHT 5' 6"
211 lbs WEIGHT 152 lbs

SCALE MAIL ARMOR SCALE MAIL
CAMAIL HELM HELM
BOAR SPEAR MAIN WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
BOAR SPEAR SPARE WEAPON LONG SPEAR

TRIGGER FIGHTING STYLE LEVEL AIMING POINT DEFENSE POINT
1: You are very tired Parry 0 None None
2: Your foe has taken heavy dam Calculated Attack 7 Abdomen None
3: You have taken heavy damage Wall of Steel 7 None None
4: You have taken medium damage Lunge 5 None None
5: Your foe is on the ground Calculated Attack 7 Primary Arm None
D: Always Wall of Steel 7 Secondary Leg None



JOHN CASEY insists on pitting wits with LUKA SKYRUNNER!

MINUTE 1
The Blood Master's eyes light up as the mayhem approaches
* JOHN CASEY switches to strategy 6
LUKA SKYRUNNER says 'WARLORD HAS SENT ME TO KILL YOU!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER says '"OH GOODIE" A NEW PERM MAGNET !'
* LUKA SKYRUNNER switches to strategy 1
The referee says 'Grab your stones, jelly-bones!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
LUKA SKYRUNNER's boar spear flies way wide, sparing her foe!
LUKA SKYRUNNER switches her boar spear to her primary hand
JOHN CASEY seeks to lay waste boar spear hovering ominously
JOHN CASEY tries to sweep LUKA SKYRUNNER off her feet with his boar spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER lands painfully in the dirt, kicking up a cloud of dust!!
LUKA SKYRUNNER's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
LUKA SKYRUNNER regains proper footage
LUKA SKYRUNNER quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
The deadly weapon is pointed at JOHN CASEY's ribs
JOHN CASEY's armor wards off the blow
LUKA SKYRUNNER switches her backup long spear to her primary hand!
The referee grunts and says 'Start to droop? Eat boulder soup!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER misses with a poorly planned attack
LUKA SKYRUNNER intends bodily harm to JOHN CASEY
LUKA SKYRUNNER swings far too widely
LUKA SKYRUNNER amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against JOHN CASEY!
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
JOHN CASEY moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
JOHN CASEY executes a downward strike boar spear promising destruction
JOHN CASEY tries to sweep LUKA SKYRUNNER off her feet with his boar spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER painfully begins impromptu mineral exploration!!
LUKA SKYRUNNER lifts from the bone-littered sands
JOHN CASEY says 'NOW GET ME MY DRINK OR ELSE!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER attempts to impale JOHN CASEY's abdomen
The strike lands with flesh-splattering fury!
JOHN CASEY has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
JOHN CASEY leaps over the incoming attack!
Some Bozo shouts out 'Die, JOHN CASEY!'
Flailing like a demented octopus, JOHN CASEY scares the daylights out of LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JOHN CASEY intends bodily harm to the lightning quick LUKA SKYRUNNER
JOHN CASEY tries to pierce LUKA SKYRUNNER's nose
JOHN CASEY's blow avoids LUKA SKYRUNNER's helm!
A soft squish is heard
LUKA SKYRUNNER wobbles precariously
JOHN CASEY says 'OF COURSE I'M OK TO DRIVE!'
* JOHN CASEY switches to strategy 2
LUKA SKYRUNNER steals the initiative from JOHN CASEY!
LUKA SKYRUNNER guides a strike at the nimble JOHN CASEY
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to sweep JOHN CASEY off his feet with her long spear
JOHN CASEY lands in the dirt!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'What have you done to that human!'
JOHN CASEY finds an opportunity to stand
LUKA SKYRUNNER drives suddenly forward with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to disarm JOHN CASEY's boar spear with her long spear
JOHN CASEY's boar spear is knocked from his grasp!
JOHN CASEY switches his backup boar spear to his primary hand!
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
JOHN CASEY deftly avoids the incoming attack
JOHN CASEY charges LUKA SKYRUNNER with his boar spear!
JOHN CASEY attempts to skewer LUKA SKYRUNNER's thigh
JOHN CASEY's aim might prove deadly!
Something snaps under the impact!
LUKA SKYRUNNER could use a painkiller

MINUTE 2
* LUKA SKYRUNNER switches to strategy 6
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges skillfully forward
LUKA SKYRUNNER strikes out, but fails to hit
LUKA SKYRUNNER makes a decisive lunge
JOHN CASEY bounds several yards away!
JOHN CASEY attacks with his boar spear
JOHN CASEY thrusts violently at LUKA SKYRUNNER's left arm
JOHN CASEY carefully guides the blow to a weak spot
The strike is easily shrugged off
LUKA SKYRUNNER barely succeeds in executing a lunge
LUKA SKYRUNNER guides an aimed shot at JOHN CASEY's upper torso with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER's aimed attack hits!
Bits of flesh are smeared across the arena wall!
JOHN CASEY's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
JOHN CASEY charges LUKA SKYRUNNER with his boar spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER twists easily out of reach
LUKA SKYRUNNER initiates a breath-taking lunge
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to sweep JOHN CASEY off his feet with her long spear
JOHN CASEY flies back a dozen feet, landing in the dirt!!
JOHN CASEY finds an opportunity to stand
LUKA SKYRUNNER makes an instinctive lunge
JOHN CASEY miraculously deflects the deadly shot
JOHN CASEY charges LUKA SKYRUNNER with his boar spear!
JOHN CASEY attempts to skewer LUKA SKYRUNNER's shoulderblade
An unimpressive injury occurs
LUKA SKYRUNNER's opponent has done a good job of it!
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JOHN CASEY with her long spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER feigns an attack to get past JOHN CASEY's boar spear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER attempts to skewer JOHN CASEY's unmentionables
The strike creates a gruesome wound!
JOHN CASEY is searching for missing flesh!
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges quickly
JOHN CASEY nimbly ducks and evades the weapon
JOHN CASEY makes an explosive assault with his boar spear
JOHN CASEY attempts to skewer LUKA SKYRUNNER's weapon arm with his boar spear
JOHN CASEY succeeds in striking a weak spot
JOHN CASEY has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike creates a gruesome wound!
LUKA SKYRUNNER is a portrait in crimson
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges skillfully forward
LUKA SKYRUNNER jabs at JOHN CASEY's face
A ghastly tear is formed by the attack!
The odds-makers fiddle with their abacuses
JOHN CASEY crashes to the ground, irrevocably demolished
LUKA SKYRUNNER quietly accepts the cheers of the crowd!