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TICKTOCK v INARI MITE Monster fight

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TICKTOCK v INARI MITE Monster fight

Post  Vic Vegas on Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:28 am

You gotta scroll to the end if you want stats.

TICKTOCK                    WARRIOR NAME                   INARI MITE          
           92-109-3                       RECORD                       168-87-8            
     ONOMATOPOEIA (1021)                TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
          Human Male                   RACE/GENDER                   Human Female          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
            has swift movements            --->            has lightning quick movements  
  has an iron-like constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
         is a gifted strategist            <---            is fairly bright                
              is somewhat large            ====            is somewhat large              

       62-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR         POPULARITY         A CHAMPION-84                  
                          6' 0"           HEIGHT           5' 11"                          
                        284 lbs           WEIGHT           238 lbs                        

                     CHAIN MAIL           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         GREAT PICK                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        GREAT PICK                      


TICKTOCK demands to meet with INARI MITE!

MINUTE 1
Some Bozo is hawking peanuts in the stands
* TICKTOCK switches to strategy 6
* INARI MITE switches to strategy 6
The referee grunts and says 'What's that mushy stuff inside you for?'
INARI MITE attacks fiercely with her great pick
TICKTOCK miraculously deflects the deadly shot
INARI MITE makes a daring move with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK belly-flops onto the ref's lunch!
TICKTOCK seizes an opportunity to stand
The referee grunts and says 'Make nice mud, spill some blood!'
INARI MITE delivers an upward stroke with her great pick
INARI MITE hacks at TICKTOCK's breadbasket
INARI MITE's great pick punches into TICKTOCK's armor!
    The weapon rattles under the powerfully bloody impact!
* TICKTOCK switches to strategy 5
INARI MITE whips up a sandstorm with her great pick
TICKTOCK leaps out of the way with great prowess
TICKTOCK seeks a damaging blow with his boar spear
INARI MITE's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
TICKTOCK jabs at INARI MITE's right leg
TICKTOCK's weapon strikes an accurate blow
    The strike creates a gruesome wound!
TICKTOCK says 'PARDON ME - DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?'
INARI MITE makes an explosive assault with her great pick
TICKTOCK skips backward, out of harm's way
INARI MITE intends bodily harm to the powerful TICKTOCK
TICKTOCK effortlessly parries the blow
INARI MITE delivers an upward stroke with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK belly-flops onto the ref's lunch!
TICKTOCK's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
TICKTOCK lifts from the bone-littered sands
The referee grumbles and says 'Sit on rock, bone-head schlock!'
TICKTOCK steps back for better balance
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
TICKTOCK thrusts violently at INARI MITE's lower back with his boar spear
TICKTOCK is aiming for a weakness
    There is a moment's difficulty in withdrawing the weapon!
INARI MITE's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
TICKTOCK says 'JUST TO BE CLEAR - YOU CAN ONLY RUN ONE (1) MANAGER ACCOUNT AT A TIME.'
TICKTOCK anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
INARI MITE makes an effective retreat
TICKTOCK shifts subtly to the left
TICKTOCK strikes wantonly at the lightning quick INARI MITE
TICKTOCK tries to disarm INARI MITE's great pick with his boar spear
INARI MITE manages to hang on to her weapon

MINUTE 2
INARI MITE moves unexpectedly under an attack by TICKTOCK!
INARI MITE seeks to destroy the swift TICKTOCK
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK plows head-long into a large pile of boulders!!
TICKTOCK rises quickly
* TICKTOCK switches to strategy 4
INARI MITE seeks to destroy the swift TICKTOCK
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK hits the ground, and gets a new perspective!
TICKTOCK stands erect!
INARI MITE seeks to take vengeance upon TICKTOCK
TICKTOCK easily avoids the blow
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
TICKTOCK tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his boar spear
INARI MITE belly-flops onto the ref's lunch!
INARI MITE's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
INARI MITE jumps up!
INARI MITE strikes out at the powerful TICKTOCK
INARI MITE chops at TICKTOCK's leg with her great pick
INARI MITE's great pick punches into TICKTOCK's armor!
    The strike hits with terrific force
A cloud passes by, capturing the crowd's attention
TICKTOCK tilts aftward in agony!
* TICKTOCK switches to strategy 3
Someone in the crowd yells, 'That's as good as humans get!'
INARI MITE leaps in viciously with her great pick
TICKTOCK bounds several yards away!
INARI MITE steps carefully to the left
INARI MITE waltzes toward TICKTOCK
INARI MITE moves dangerously at TICKTOCK's left thigh
TICKTOCK's plan is not to get hit!
TICKTOCK goes through painful contortions, blocking the attack!
INARI MITE gets a lucky opening, and strikes at TICKTOCK
INARI MITE hacks away at TICKTOCK's chest
INARI MITE's great pick punches into TICKTOCK's armor!
    A weak blow is landed
INARI MITE attacks suddenly, startling TICKTOCK!
INARI MITE executes a downward strike with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK drops earthward rapidly!
TICKTOCK's good leg has a twisted ankle!
TICKTOCK's leg spasms in pain, causing him to roll around in the dirt, wracked with extreme pain!!
TICKTOCK regains perpendicularity!
TICKTOCK lunges murderously forward boar spear blazing a path of destruction
TICKTOCK tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his boar spear
INARI MITE plummets to the ground!
INARI MITE's main leg is bleeding!
INARI MITE's leg spasms in pain, causing her to roll around in the dirt, wracked with extreme pain!!
INARI MITE leaps to the vertical!
TICKTOCK makes an attack against the lightning quick INARI MITE
TICKTOCK tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his boar spear
INARI MITE plummets to the ground!
INARI MITE leaps up
TICKTOCK lunges quickly
TICKTOCK feigns an attack to get past INARI MITE's great pick!
TICKTOCK aims a forceful blow toward INARI MITE's left ankle
TICKTOCK's accuracy is rewarded!
    The wound is bleeding freely
INARI MITE would make a corpse envious!
INARI MITE whips up a sandstorm with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK tumbles gracelessly to the ground!
TICKTOCK stands as quickly as possible

MINUTE 3
TICKTOCK prepares for action
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
TICKTOCK tries to disarm INARI MITE's great pick with his boar spear
INARI MITE's great pick is knocked from her grasp!
INARI MITE switches her backup great pick to her primary hand!
INARI MITE gambles on a desperate blow great pick ready for terrible vengeance
TICKTOCK darts to one side!
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
INARI MITE's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
TICKTOCK tries to disarm INARI MITE's great pick with his boar spear
INARI MITE manages to hang on to her weapon
INARI MITE baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from TICKTOCK!
INARI MITE aims a swift strike great pick spelling hurt for the foe
TICKTOCK leaps quickly away
INARI MITE seeks a damaging blow with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep TICKTOCK off his feet with her great pick
TICKTOCK seems determined to remain standing!
TICKTOCK lands painfully in the dirt, kicking up a cloud of dust!!
TICKTOCK quickly becomes upright!
A spectator calls out, 'Get the human a drink of water!'
TICKTOCK darts forward then back, testing his foe!
TICKTOCK performs what looks like a lunge
INARI MITE dances away from the blow!
INARI MITE seeks to smite the powerful TICKTOCK
INARI MITE tries to strike directly into TICKTOCK's left knee with her great pick
TICKTOCK's defenses are particularly strong!
TICKTOCK is prepared for the strike, and deflects it!
The referee grunts and says 'Nice weapon, pebble-brain!'
TICKTOCK charges INARI MITE with his boar spear!
TICKTOCK darts in on INARI MITE, circumventing the lightning quick parry!
TICKTOCK slashes toward INARI MITE's right forearm
    The blow lands at an ineffective angle
INARI MITE is trailing blood over the field!
TICKTOCK launches toward INARI MITE
INARI MITE crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
INARI MITE delivers an upward stroke with her great pick
TICKTOCK dives out of the way!
INARI MITE leaps in viciously with her great pick
TICKTOCK twists out from under the attack
INARI MITE seeks a damaging blow with her great pick
TICKTOCK dodges with the grace of a master!
INARI MITE seeks to create pandemonium with her great pick
TICKTOCK's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
INARI MITE aims an attack at TICKTOCK's left calf
TICKTOCK adopts desperate measures to avoid the blow!
TICKTOCK parries, refusing to let the attack strike home!
TICKTOCK lunges quickly
TICKTOCK tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his boar spear
INARI MITE avalanches to the ground, wounded!!
INARI MITE moves swiftly upward from the sands

MINUTE 4
INARI MITE whips up a sandstorm with her great pick
INARI MITE attacks TICKTOCK's left leg with her great pick
TICKTOCK's defenses seem impervious!
INARI MITE successfully lands the aimed attack
INARI MITE's great pick punches into TICKTOCK's armor!
    A garden-variety wound occurs
The crowd falls silent at the sight of blood
TICKTOCK's good leg wobbles precariously!
TICKTOCK masters in 'Out of Body Experience'.
INARI MITE towers in triumph!


---

That's twice now I've been very close to killing INARI MITE.  The biggest clue to INARI's weakness came when I sent a 119 fight gladiator to the monsters in the wake of the Great LOPHOMASTIX Monster Upset(TM).

JUST SOME ROCKS defiantly insists upon battling INARI MITE!

MINUTE 1
The warriors are greeted by a grim crowd
* JUST SOME ROCKS switches to strategy 6
* INARI MITE switches to strategy 6
JUST SOME ROCKS makes an instinctive lunge
JUST SOME ROCKS is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his cuir boulli
JUST SOME ROCKS misses like a bozo
JUST SOME ROCKS strikes at just the right moment, surprising INARI MITE!
JUST SOME ROCKS darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JUST SOME ROCKS attacks fiercely with his stiletto
JUST SOME ROCKS tries to cut across INARI MITE's left calf
JUST SOME ROCKS's stiletto punches into INARI MITE's armor!
  Blood spills forth
JUST SOME ROCKS says 'WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?!?!?'


...

JUST SOME ROCKS anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
JUST SOME ROCKS violently thrusts forward stiletto starved for bloodshed
JUST SOME ROCKS plots devastating injury for INARI MITE's heart
INARI MITE is paying special attention to not being hit there!
JUST SOME ROCKS's accuracy is rewarded!
  New realms of pain are explored
INARI MITE is in need of healing!

MINUTE 3


...

INARI MITE delivers an upward stroke with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep JUST SOME ROCKS off his feet with her great pick
JUST SOME ROCKS seems determined to remain standing!
JUST SOME ROCKS hits the sand like a ton of bricks!!
JUST SOME ROCKS awakens in warrior heaven!
INARI MITE drinks coconut milk in triumph!!


Of course it ended as expected.  But my munch younger guy did get INARI to heavy before dying the next minute.  Went I sent TICKTOCK, I was hoping he would face INARI in addition to another monster, who shall not be named.  This hope for INARI MITE sprung from JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's encounter with her when they met on the sands for what was almost the greatest fight of his career.  Just imagine my glee after I read the snippet below.


JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT insists upon combatting the worthy INARI MITE!

MINUTE 1
Bets are laid heavily for this match
* JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT switches to strategy 6
* INARI MITE switches to strategy 6
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT lunges uncertainly
INARI MITE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT aims an attack directly at INARI MITE's right hip
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  Body hair is removed the hard way
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT initiates an unrestrained attack on the lightning quick INARI MITE
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT attempts to skewer INARI MITE's left foot with his trident
  The sight of blood cheers the fans
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT says 'SHORTIES RULE!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT looks for an opening
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT performs what looks like a lunge
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT attempts to impale INARI MITE's abdomen
  A dull crunch is heard
The referee says 'That real good, pebble-brain!'
INARI MITE lunges murderously forward great pick sailing like the wind
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leans right, avoiding the blow
INARI MITE risks a strike at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT makes a furious surge forward trident blazing a path of destruction
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his trident
INARI MITE hits the fundament with tremendous impact, bouncing several times!!
INARI MITE lifts from the bone-littered sands
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT says 'JUST TO BE CLEAR - YOU CAN ONLY RUN ONE (1) MANAGER ACCOUNT AT A TIME.'
A spectator calls out, 'That's as good as humans get!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT lunges murderously forward trident impatient to taste blood
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT drives a blow toward INARI MITE's leg
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT successfully lands the aimed attack
  A respectable wound occurs
INARI MITE looks like death revisited!


Minute 1 wasn't over and JEEBUS already had INARI to heavy damage.  I noticed that there was quite a bit of scrolling to do in order to finish the fight, so I reserved my glee.  If memory serves, the turn took a while to run that turn.  I have a knack for breaking the turn when I send guys to the monsters.  Heheheheh. Though, the fight ended as one would expect when facing a monster.

MINUTE 5
A spectator calls out, 'That dwarf has one big beard!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT fails to land a difficult shot
Someone in the crowd yells, 'You phlegmatic human!'
INARI MITE creates a whirling motion with her great pick
INARI MITE feigns an attack to get past JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's trident!
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT manages to keep his balance
INARI MITE makes an attack against JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT slams face-first into the dirt!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's good leg has a twisted ankle!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's leg spasms in pain, causing him to roll around in the dirt, wracked with extreme pain!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT wails like a banshee, and drops dead!
INARI MITE has won the match, and a sack of sheckels!!


---

So, given my monster history with INARI, one can see why I was thrilled with TICKTOCK's performance. It is a shame he only got a few turns to try out his new boar spear.

TICKTOCK started out in a very average fashion I did the best that I could with a mediocre rollup. The only redeeming quality was the high con and good size. He was always rather sub-par and never really shined. But his fights sure were fun to read, even when he almost always lost. He was my second to last attempt with the quarterstaff, with my last attempt dying with a decent record of 56-32-3. TT was definitely my most successful as far as age is concerned. A gladiator dying on his 202nd fight is nothing to sneeze at.

Str 19(10)
Dex 20(11)
Con 25(18)
Int 19(11)
Pre 13(7)
Siz 14

Is mastered (9) in Boar Spear
Is mastered (9) in Quarterstaff
Is mastered (9) in Dodge
Is mastered (9) in Parry
Is an expert (7) in Charge
Is mastered (9) in Lunge
Is mastered (9) in Disarm
Is mastered (9) in Initiative
Is mastered (9) in Feint
Is mastered (9) in Brawl
Is mastered (9) in Sweep

He was really looking like swiss cheese in the end. His last singles fight saw him pick up a lvl 1 Primary Leg perm. Had it been a lvl 2, he would have died.

Has a bothersome (2) injury to the Primary Arm
Has a painful (5) injury to the Secondary Arm
Has a painful (5) injury to the Chest
Has a devastating (7) injury to the Abdomen
Has an incapacitating (8) injury to the Primary Leg
Has an irritating (3) injury to the Secondary Leg


Quarterstaff high! To the last time I ever use that weapon again.

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Re: TICKTOCK v INARI MITE Monster fight

Post  Cam_ on Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:36 pm

Unlucky Vic that was very close, I think it was at the stage of next hit is the winner.
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Re: TICKTOCK v INARI MITE Monster fight

Post  Dux Mortalitas on Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:08 pm

Cam_ wrote:Unlucky Vic that was very close, I think it was at the stage of next hit is the winner.

Agreed. Inari has been lucky like that multiple times as a monster already.

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Re: TICKTOCK v INARI MITE Monster fight

Post  Vic Vegas on Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:01 am

INARI won't be so lucky next time.  But I think the next gladiator I send will not face INARI, so she will have to wait for eternity's kiss.

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