WHITE HAT (74-39-1) v OFFSPRING

Stablemaster was kind enough to post this fight on Smacktalk.


          WHITE HAT                    WARRIOR NAME                   OFFSPRING            
           74-39-1                        RECORD                       159-60-9            
      BAND OF 50 (2163)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
      STABLEMASTER (990)               MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
       Half-Elf Female                 RACE/GENDER                 Half-Elf Female        

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
           has nimble movements            ====            has nimble movements            
      has a brawny constitution            --->            has a rugged constitution      
             is a quick thinker            ====            is a quick thinker              
            is of average build            --->            is somewhat large              

               72-QUITE POPULAR         POPULARITY         A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN-89    
                          5' 5"           HEIGHT           5' 6"                          
                        170 lbs           WEIGHT           196 lbs                        

                        LEATHER           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                     BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        BOAR SPEAR                      


WHITE HAT fitfully imposes a challenge on OFFSPRING!

MINUTE 1
A great storm is brewing in the distance
* WHITE HAT switches to strategy 6
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 5
The referee gruffly says 'Got baggy knee. You in agony?'
OFFSPRING strikes at just the right moment, surprising WHITE HAT!
OFFSPRING quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
The weapon sails toward WHITE HAT's upper torso
   The weapon rattles under the powerfully bloody impact!
WHITE HAT's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
OFFSPRING switches her backup boar spear to her primary hand!
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 6
OFFSPRING directs an attack toward WHITE HAT
OFFSPRING tries to strike directly into WHITE HAT's left knee
OFFSPRING's aimed attack hits!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
* WHITE HAT switches to strategy 5
WHITE HAT charges OFFSPRING with her boar spear!
WHITE HAT attempts to skewer OFFSPRING's groin
OFFSPRING adopts desperate measures to avoid the blow!
WHITE HAT narrowly gets past OFFSPRING's defenses!
   Blood gushes forth from the ghastly blow
OFFSPRING has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
WHITE HAT charges OFFSPRING with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING pivots to one side
WHITE HAT charges OFFSPRING with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING dodges inside the blow and is missed
OFFSPRING looks to bring pain with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING directs an aimed attack toward WHITE HAT's thigh
OFFSPRING's aimed attack hits!
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
WHITE HAT shifts subtly to the left
WHITE HAT strikes deviously outward boar spear blazing a path of destruction
OFFSPRING dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
OFFSPRING charges WHITE HAT with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING tries to sweep WHITE HAT off her feet with her boar spear
WHITE HAT manages to keep her balance
OFFSPRING moves dangerously close to WHITE HAT
WHITE HAT pivots out of the way
OFFSPRING attacks urgently boar spear carving a deadly swath
WHITE HAT deftly avoids the incoming attack
The referee grunts and says 'That's no toy! Try decoy!'
WHITE HAT charges OFFSPRING with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING efficiently dodges to one side
The referee grunts and says 'MacBeth hath murdered sleep...'
WHITE HAT aims a swift strike boar spear reflecting an eerie light
WHITE HAT feigns an attack to get past OFFSPRING's boar spear!
WHITE HAT plots devastating injury for OFFSPRING's left thigh with her boar spear
WHITE HAT's aimed attack hits!
  A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
OFFSPRING attacks fiercely with her boar spear
OFFSPRING tries to sweep WHITE HAT off her feet with her boar spear
WHITE HAT plummets to the ground!
WHITE HAT leaps up
* WHITE HAT switches to strategy 4
OFFSPRING makes a surprise attack with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING darts in on WHITE HAT, circumventing the nimble parry!
OFFSPRING tries to sweep WHITE HAT off her feet with her boar spear
WHITE HAT plummets downward, and the ground shakes from the tremendous impact!!
WHITE HAT's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
WHITE HAT leaps to the vertical!
OFFSPRING gambles on a desperate blow with her boar spear
WHITE HAT easily avoids the blow
WHITE HAT ruthlessly seeks wreckage boar spear moving to the fore
OFFSPRING backflips out of reach!
The referee grumbles and says 'You fight like Bag O' Slag'
WHITE HAT darts forward then back, testing her foe!
WHITE HAT aims a swift strike boar spear moving with deadly purpose
WHITE HAT carefully strikes at OFFSPRING's left shin
WHITE HAT has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  Blood squirts out

MINUTE 2
WHITE HAT makes an explosive assault with her boar spear
WHITE HAT tries to sweep OFFSPRING off her feet with her boar spear
OFFSPRING belly-flops onto the fundament!!
OFFSPRING lifts slowly from the sands
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 2
OFFSPRING attacks fiercely boar spear moving to the fore
WHITE HAT expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
OFFSPRING launches an assault wave against WHITE HAT
OFFSPRING directs an aimed blow toward WHITE HAT's left leg
OFFSPRING's accuracy is rewarded!
   The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
WHITE HAT crashes into the sand!
WHITE HAT is leaking like a sieve!
WHITE HAT has the flame of life extinguished!
OFFSPRING gets a pat on the back from the ref!!
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That's quite the effort from WHITE HAT, who was a formidable opponent in singles matches.  Boar spears high for WHITE HAT's monster attempt!

It's been a long time, but if memory serves, Offspring's trigger 2 is heavy damage. An ab perm and heavy damage on Offspring - great showing from Stablemaster's White Hat!