PABLO vs. OFFSPRING

PABLO                      WARRIOR NAME                   OFFSPRING            
           57-29-3                        RECORD                       159-60-9            
       THE SCNG (2079)                  TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
      LELU DALLAS (946)                MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Halfling Male                  RACE/GENDER                 Half-Elf Female        

          is of mighty strength            ====            is of mighty strength          
            has swift movements            <---            has nimble movements            
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a rugged constitution      
             is a quick thinker            ====            is a quick thinker              
             has a slight build            --->            is somewhat large              

               71-QUITE POPULAR         POPULARITY         A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN-89    
                          4' 3"           HEIGHT           5' 6"                          
                        154 lbs           WEIGHT           196 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                     BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        BOAR SPEAR                      

 

PABLO makes a declaration of doom against OFFSPRING!

MINUTE 1
The fight begins in an atmosphere of certain doom
* PABLO switches to strategy 6
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 5
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Hey halfling!  Uh... nuthin' else to say.'
OFFSPRING quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
OFFSPRING's boar spear flies way wide, sparing her foe!
OFFSPRING switches her backup boar spear to her primary hand!
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 6
The referee grunts and says 'Make good show, try a throw!'
PABLO makes a furious surge forward with his boar spear
PABLO makes an attack toward OFFSPRING's midsection
OFFSPRING's defense looks impenetrable!
PABLO guides the aimed attack and hits!
PABLO strikes with a meticulously placed blow
  A satisfactory crunch is heard
The audience is watching intently
OFFSPRING's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
PABLO charges OFFSPRING with his boar spear!
PABLO carefully strikes at OFFSPRING's lower body with his boar spear
OFFSPRING struggles to avoid the blow!
OFFSPRING expertly fends off the blow!
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
PABLO darts swiftly inward to block the strike
PABLO launches an assault wave against OFFSPRING
OFFSPRING cartwheels out of the way!
OFFSPRING watches for weaknesses
OFFSPRING lunges quickly
OFFSPRING tries to disarm PABLO's boar spear with her boar spear
PABLO's boar spear is knocked from his grasp!
PABLO switches his backup boar spear to his primary hand!
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING feigns an attack to get past PABLO's boar spear!
OFFSPRING tries to sweep PABLO off his feet with her boar spear
PABLO is swept sprawling to the arena sands!
PABLO quickly becomes upright!
PABLO charges OFFSPRING with his boar spear!
OFFSPRING dances away from the blow!
OFFSPRING executes a downward strike with her boar spear
PABLO ducks under the blow
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
PABLO dodges inside the blow and is missed
PABLO bounces abruptly toward the nimble OFFSPRING
OFFSPRING expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
PABLO charges OFFSPRING with his boar spear!
PABLO guides an aimed shot at OFFSPRING's spine
OFFSPRING is eagerly defending!
PABLO guides the aimed attack and hits!
PABLO carefully guides the blow to a weak spot
  The floodgates of blood are opened!
OFFSPRING has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
OFFSPRING's stomach muscles are torn!
PABLO says 'THAT'S IT JENK CRASH THEIR ANTI-VI FIRST... (DON'T BE A MULTI!!)'
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Hey half-elf! Spot any secret doors?'
OFFSPRING initiates a breath-taking lunge
PABLO darts in to block the strike
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING tries to pierce PABLO's left shoulder
  A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
The referee gruffly says 'Got baggy knee. You in agony?'
PABLO makes a furious surge forward boar spear moving like the wind
PABLO attempts to impale OFFSPRING's right leg
  The strike is easily shrugged off
Someone shouts, 'What was that?'
OFFSPRING launches a rapid assault, stealing the initiative from PABLO!
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING thrusts violently at PABLO's head with her boar spear
OFFSPRING's blow avoids PABLO's helm!
  The floodgates of blood are opened!
PABLO has been permanently injured in the head!!!
PABLO's life is fading fast!
PABLO says 'JESUS I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THIS TULE FOG...'
The referee gruffly says 'If you die, no one cry!'
PABLO makes threatening motions at OFFSPRING
PABLO attempts to impale OFFSPRING's right arm
PABLO has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The weapon is drenched with blood!
OFFSPRING's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
OFFSPRING's opponent has done a good job of it!
* OFFSPRING switches to strategy 2

MINUTE 2
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING darts in on PABLO, circumventing the swift parry!
OFFSPRING attempts to skewer PABLO's left breast with her boar spear
  A bone leaves its socket!
PABLO is a map of misery
OFFSPRING robs an attack opportunity from PABLO!
OFFSPRING makes an instinctive lunge
PABLO dances into the path of the blow!
PABLO charges OFFSPRING with his boar spear!
PABLO jabs at OFFSPRING's left thigh
PABLO circumvents the enemy's defenses
  The hit shears through flesh and bone!
The spectators are in love!
OFFSPRING's trainer chokes down a mug of ale
The referee says 'You have rocks in head too?'
OFFSPRING charges PABLO with her boar spear!
PABLO efficiently dodges to one side
PABLO takes a shot at OFFSPRING
OFFSPRING easily blocks the shot!
PABLO steps quickly toward OFFSPRING
OFFSPRING miraculously deflects the deadly shot
OFFSPRING strikes at just the right moment, surprising PABLO!
OFFSPRING cautiously strikes out with her boar spear!
OFFSPRING tries to sweep PABLO off his feet with her boar spear
PABLO seems determined to remain standing!
PABLO hits the sand like a ton of bricks!!
PABLO's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
PABLO regains perpendicularity!
OFFSPRING makes an instinctive lunge
OFFSPRING tries to sweep PABLO off his feet with her boar spear
PABLO seems determined to remain standing!
PABLO greets the dirt face-first!
PABLO has fallen, and will NEVER get up!
OFFSPRING has proved the better combatant!

Great fight! Perm exchanges, sweeps, disarms, and two heavily damaged warriors. Thanks for the share.