TRITE MAKES RIGHT vs REPLACEMENT BO

TRITE MAKES RIGHT                WARRIOR NAME                 REPLACEMENT BO        
           89-73-2                        RECORD                      157-117-4            
    BETTER OFF DEAD (1726)              TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
         MODOFO (783)                  MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Half-Elf Male                  RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

          is of mighty strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
            has agile movements            --->            has lightning quick movements  
      has a rugged constitution            --->            has an iron-like constitution  
               is fairly bright            --->            is a genius                    
            is of average build            <---            has a wiry frame                

       67-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR         POPULARITY         AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR-76      
                          5' 9"           HEIGHT           4' 4"                          
                        218 lbs           WEIGHT           199 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                       STILETTO        MAIN WEAPON         STILETTO                        
                  TARGET SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         STILETTO                        
                       STILETTO        SPARE WEAPON        STILETTO                        

TRITE MAKES RIGHT bids to do combat against REPLACEMENT BO!

MINUTE 1
The Blood Master's eyes follow the warriors into the Pit
TRITE MAKES RIGHT says 'I BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GLADIATOR WITH A STILETTO.'
* TRITE MAKES RIGHT switches to strategy 6
* REPLACEMENT BO switches to strategy 6
The referee gruffly says 'Good swing at ugly thing!'
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto violates the guard range of TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO shifts to the off-hand, using his stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO misses wildly
TRITE MAKES RIGHT hopes to hit REPLACEMENT BO
REPLACEMENT BO easily avoids the blow
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously awaits his foe's inevitable blunder
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto draws away TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO seeks to smite TRITE MAKES RIGHT
REPLACEMENT BO carefully strikes at TRITE MAKES RIGHT's abdomen with his stiletto
REPLACEMENT BO successfully lands the aimed attack
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  A soft squish is heard
REPLACEMENT BO says 'I THINK KILLING SHORT HORCS IS MY NEW HOBBY.  DO I HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS?'
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield closes to well within the guard of REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT steps threateningly close to REPLACEMENT BO
TRITE MAKES RIGHT tries to impale REPLACEMENT BO's thigh
TRITE MAKES RIGHT has landed a potentially critical blow!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's armor!
  Blood surges forth from the wound!
The referee grunts and says 'Can't hit back? Try calculated attack'
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto becomes locked with TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO tries to hit the agile TRITE MAKES RIGHT
REPLACEMENT BO tries to slash TRITE MAKES RIGHT's right shin with his stiletto
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously awaits his turn to destroy someone
REPLACEMENT BO rampages onward stiletto darting like a demon
REPLACEMENT BO feigns an attack to get past TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield!
REPLACEMENT BO assaults TRITE MAKES RIGHT's left kidney with his stiletto
REPLACEMENT BO takes aim, and hits home!
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  An uninspiring strike has landed
REPLACEMENT BO says 'THIS IS AN OLD SCHOOL BUTT STOMPIN'.'
The referee grunts and says 'Me no like if you use strike'
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto draws away TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO swings around and attacks stiletto sweeping toward its target
REPLACEMENT BO slashes at TRITE MAKES RIGHT's thigh
  The blow is merely an annoyance
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield clashes violently against REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT guides a strike at REPLACEMENT BO
TRITE MAKES RIGHT aims a forceful blow toward REPLACEMENT BO's chin
TRITE MAKES RIGHT successfully hits with an aimed strike
  A vein is opened
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto violates the guard range of TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO directs an attack toward TRITE MAKES RIGHT
REPLACEMENT BO drives a blow toward TRITE MAKES RIGHT's lower body
REPLACEMENT BO hits with the aimed blow!
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  An ordinary blow has been struck
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto decoys TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO moves purposefully toward TRITE MAKES RIGHT
TRITE MAKES RIGHT easily blocks the shot!
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously awaits his enemy's upcoming blunder...
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto moves far inside the guard range of TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO makes swift use of his stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield is hit by a beastly shot from the side
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield becomes locked with REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT lunges quickly
TRITE MAKES RIGHT feigns an attack to get past REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT tries to impale REPLACEMENT BO's leg with his stiletto
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
REPLACEMENT BO's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield draws away REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT initiates an assault stiletto ready to deal death
TRITE MAKES RIGHT tries to slice REPLACEMENT BO's breadbasket with his stiletto
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's armor!
  A vein is opened
* REPLACEMENT BO switches to strategy 5
The referee grunts and says 'How's it going down there?'
TRITE MAKES RIGHT strikes out at the lightning quick REPLACEMENT BO
TRITE MAKES RIGHT feigns an attack to get past REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT slashes at REPLACEMENT BO's upper body
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's armor!
  A respectable wound occurs
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield becomes locked with REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT tries to hit REPLACEMENT BO
TRITE MAKES RIGHT directs an aimed blow toward REPLACEMENT BO's head with his stiletto
TRITE MAKES RIGHT guides the aimed attack and hits!
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
The shot proves popular with the girls
REPLACEMENT BO is staggering with pain!
* REPLACEMENT BO switches to strategy 4
TRITE MAKES RIGHT attacks fiercely with his stiletto
TRITE MAKES RIGHT directs an aimed blow toward REPLACEMENT BO's right ear
TRITE MAKES RIGHT hits with an aimed blow
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's headgear!
  The attack proves ineffective
REPLACEMENT BO anxiously shifts back and forth
REPLACEMENT BO sees a chance for destruction, and assails TRITE MAKES RIGHT
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield is hit by a beastly shot from below
TRITE MAKES RIGHT guides a strike at REPLACEMENT BO
REPLACEMENT BO twists easily out of reach
TRITE MAKES RIGHT anxiously shifts back and forth
TRITE MAKES RIGHT steps quickly toward the lightning quick REPLACEMENT BO
TRITE MAKES RIGHT tries to slice REPLACEMENT BO's abdomen
REPLACEMENT BO seeks to deflect the blow!
REPLACEMENT BO is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!

MINUTE 2
REPLACEMENT BO makes a decisive lunge
TRITE MAKES RIGHT unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
REPLACEMENT BO assaults TRITE MAKES RIGHT's lower torso
REPLACEMENT BO strikes home with an aimed attack
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT doesn't look so well...
TRITE MAKES RIGHT says 'I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE RARELY-SEEN BOAR SPEAR...'
TRITE MAKES RIGHT lunges quickly
REPLACEMENT BO expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
REPLACEMENT BO guides a strike at TRITE MAKES RIGHT
TRITE MAKES RIGHT dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield lures away REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT makes a furious surge forward stiletto ready for terrible vengeance
TRITE MAKES RIGHT cuts at REPLACEMENT BO's right thigh with his stiletto
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's armor!
  Ligaments are torn
REPLACEMENT BO's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
REPLACEMENT BO has been beat all to hell!
REPLACEMENT BO makes use of his stiletto!
REPLACEMENT BO tries to cut across TRITE MAKES RIGHT's left ribs with his stiletto
  Little damage results from the strike
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield lures away REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT waltzes toward REPLACEMENT BO
REPLACEMENT BO has plenty of room to dodge
REPLACEMENT BO attacks suddenly, startling TRITE MAKES RIGHT!
REPLACEMENT BO darts forward then back, testing his foe!
REPLACEMENT BO performs what looks like a lunge
REPLACEMENT BO tries to slash TRITE MAKES RIGHT's right arm
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  Something snaps under the impact!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT gargles blood!
The referee says 'First to break bone, first to go home!'
REPLACEMENT BO strikes quickly stiletto hovering ominously
REPLACEMENT BO feigns an attack to get past TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield!
REPLACEMENT BO jabs at TRITE MAKES RIGHT's right hand with his stiletto
  A satisfactory crunch is heard
TRITE MAKES RIGHT might be better off dead!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's target shield furiously engages REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT seeks a damaging blow with his stiletto
TRITE MAKES RIGHT slashes at REPLACEMENT BO's left breast
TRITE MAKES RIGHT has landed a potentially critical blow!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT's stiletto punches into REPLACEMENT BO's armor!
  A mere scratch is caused by the blow!
REPLACEMENT BO lunges with the grace of a gazelle!
REPLACEMENT BO drives a blow toward TRITE MAKES RIGHT's right kidney with his stiletto
REPLACEMENT BO guides the aimed attack and hits!
REPLACEMENT BO's stiletto punches into TRITE MAKES RIGHT's armor!
  The floodgates of blood are opened!
TRITE MAKES RIGHT is a portrait in crimson
TRITE MAKES RIGHT flies into several pieces and expires!
REPLACEMENT BO takes a deep breath and walks away!

RB's maxed out str/con give him a good amount of hit points, so he can keep on fighting when it seems all hope is lost. A most excellent read!