Warlord Teamfights

Prediction for turn 1130 on how many from team Star Troopers will die:

Versus Peasants:
1: team without KLUD or STU
2: team with KLUD or STU
3: team with KLUD and STU

Versus Humans:
4: it will be a bloodbath
5: yeah, it really is possible.  I can't cross enough fingers.  

GANG GREEN will be doing all the heavy lifting and in almost any scenario, will be the last one standing.  There's a chance SNAKE PLISSKEN will also be standing versus a Peasant team without KLUD or STU.  In no scenario will any of the 0-0-0 gladiators be on their feet at the end.  Nope.  They are toast.  Sacrifices to Ares through ref pulling or death.


Keep training those newbs.

It seems Star Troopers got the best possible opponent.  One I didn't even think would grace the sands.  Perhaps if I had checked the Team Rosters.  Whoops!  Imagine the glorious(?) victories Star Troopers could have if they put their younglings in singles.  But then their younglings would suffer gruesome, painful, agonizing deaths.  Kind of like this:

TIBBER TOE bids to do battle with the honorable (and fashionable) CENTILLION!

<<very little time passes>>

The referee grumbles and says 'Bones not tough enough!'
CENTILLION charges TIBBER TOE with his javelin!
CENTILLION thrusts at TIBBER TOE's shield arm
CENTILLION has landed a potentially critical blow!
   Blood pours from the victim!
TIBBER TOE has been permanently injured in the shield arm!!!
CENTILLION says 'YOU COULD SAY I'M SOMEWHAT LARGE - I'M A 1 WITH 303 ZEROS AFTER IT!!!'

...

CENTILLION charges TIBBER TOE with his javelin!
CENTILLION tries to pierce TIBBER TOE's abdomen with his javelin
   An awful crunch is heard!
TIBBER TOE's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
TIBBER TOE should quit with a full set of organs!
A spectator says, 'I like it!'
TIBBER TOE is smashed into useless pulp!
CENTILLION claims victory before the cheering fans!

Alt Princess should probably have BUTTER CUP hiding in team fights, too.  Otherwise, he'll also be dead before hitting 100 fights. CENTILLION is currently rolling on the ground laughing at the prospect of a BUTTER CUP Blood Challenge.  "Bring it!", says my drunk furfoot.  Did I mention that he's angry?  

The last thing you want to face is a drunk, angry furfoot!  Just ask TIBBER TOE.


CENTILLION will sleep well tonight, after murdering TIBBER TOE.  Suchagoodboy!

What happened to Roflcopters leg.

You want more come back in.

You are not a threat dic slirpuss. Lol

Have great day see you on the sands. Slurp slurp. Lol

I predict that GENESIS UNWINDING would easily defeat pooFLINGER, despite 79 v 113 fight disparity.  They are within each others' challenge ranges, but I know pooFLINGER would never accept the challenge.

pooFLINGER's blood is everywhere!
GENESIS UNWINDING bursts forth with his stiletto
GENESIS UNWINDING attacks pooFLINGER's face
GENESIS UNWINDING successfully lands the aimed attack
GENESIS UNWINDING's stiletto punches into pooFLINGER's headgear!
   Blood gushes forth from the ghastly blow
pooFLINGER might pitch over dead at any moment!
pooFLINGER appeals to the ref's mercy!
The Blood Master kindly spares pooFLINGER!

The Warlord wrote:What happened to Roflcopters leg.

Has an annoying (1) injury to the Primary Leg

Looks like a skinned knee.

The Warlord wrote:You are not a threat hurr durr. Lol

If I'm not a threat, why are you hiding your gladiators in team fights?  Hmmmm?  Why not let them come out and play in singles instead of fighting their imaginary peasant friends.

The Warlord wrote:You want more come back in.

More of GENESIS UNWINDING, ROFLCOPTER, BLOODMANCE and THE GINGER SHADOW versus SHOCKWAVE?  Yeah, absolutely!  The sad thing is, when they soon enough kill one of your gladiators (from so many perms received or natural causes?) then the teamfight window will close.

With that in mind... Place your bets folks!  Who do you think will die first from The Sad Dawgs?
GILES
LORD Z
SHOCKWAVE
VARRGO
FLINGER

I vote for FLINGER.

FLINGER anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
FLINGER quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
FLINGER's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!

GILES quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
GILES's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!

GILES quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
GILES's boar spear flies way wide, sparing his foe!

Have you considered getting prescription goggles fitted onto their caps?