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sliv Sun May 07, 2023 2:38 pm

SMEG WARRIOR NAME MITHRIL
25-7-0 RECORD 19-27-0
DAZED AND CONFUSED (972) TEAM NAME HETEROGENEITY (1238)
SLIV (356) MANAGER NAME CAM (544)
Human Male RACE/GENDER Dwarf Male

is of powerful strength ==== is of powerful strength
has agile movements ---> has swift movements
has a resilient constitution <--- has a tough constitution
is fairly bright ==== is fairly bright
is of average build ==== is of average build

67-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR POPULARITY HAS A SMALL FOLLOWING-45
5' 11" HEIGHT 4' 2"
247 lbs WEIGHT 191 lbs

BRIGANDINE ARMOR CUIR BOULLI
STEEL CAP HELM LEATHER CAP
MILITARY PICK MAIN WEAPON JAVELIN
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON OPEN HAND
MILITARY PICK SPARE WEAPON JAVELIN

MINUTE 1
The referee signals the start of combat
* SMEG switches to strategy 6
* MITHRIL switches to strategy 6
SMEG strikes forcefully with his military pick
MITHRIL parries the blow admirably
MITHRIL wisely abandons a doomed assault
MITHRIL bounces abruptly toward SMEG
SMEG deftly intercepts the strike
Like a musk-ox gone mad, SMEG puts terror into MITHRIL!
SMEG attempts a blow against the powerful MITHRIL
MITHRIL twists clumsily aside
SMEG fluidly intercepts an attack by MITHRIL!
SMEG attacks with his military pick
SMEG hacks away at MITHRIL's heart
MITHRIL struggles to avoid the blow!
SMEG narrowly gets past MITHRIL's defenses!
SMEG's military pick punches into MITHRIL's armor!
Body hair is removed the hard way
The referee grunts and says 'Don't put blood in pretty mud!'
SMEG makes a daring move with his military pick
MITHRIL bounds backward from the assault
The referee gruffly says 'Grok!!'
SMEG amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against MITHRIL!
SMEG lunges murderously forward military pick moving with lethal fury
SMEG hacks at MITHRIL's left hand
A satisfactory crunch is heard
SMEG seeks to destroy MITHRIL
SMEG chops at MITHRIL's right ear
SMEG's blow avoids MITHRIL's leather cap!
New realms of pain are explored
* MITHRIL switches to strategy 4
SMEG prudently decides to demolish MITHRIL
MITHRIL moves uncertainly, but parries the blow
SMEG takes a shot at MITHRIL
SMEG drives a blow toward MITHRIL's left shin
SMEG's aimed attack hits!
The strike looks very painful!
MITHRIL guides a blow toward SMEG
SMEG twists out of the way with much effort
MITHRIL darts in and out with his javelin
MITHRIL guides an attack into SMEG's left hip with his javelin
MITHRIL hits with an aimed attack
A solid blow has landed

MINUTE 2
SMEG steps carefully to the left
SMEG tries to land a difficult shot on MITHRIL
SMEG accurately swings for MITHRIL's leg with his military pick
SMEG successfully lands the aimed attack
SMEG's military pick punches into MITHRIL's armor!
The strike looks very painful!
MITHRIL is busy dying
* MITHRIL switches to strategy 3
The referee grunts and says 'Give rip to ugly dip!'
MITHRIL searches for better footing
MITHRIL charges SMEG with his javelin!
MITHRIL tries to pierce SMEG's lower torso with his javelin
SMEG is paying special attention to not being hit there!
SMEG makes an extraordinary effort, and parries the strike!
The referee gruffly says 'Bones not tough enough!'
MITHRIL anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
MITHRIL makes an attack against the agile SMEG
MITHRIL attempts to impale SMEG's left upper arm
Little damage results from the strike
Wailing like a banshee, SMEG draws the healthy pallor from MITHRIL!
SMEG is eager to crack a skull with his military pick
SMEG pounds mightily against the sand with a failed attack
SMEG swings swiftly military pick eager for destruction
SMEG strikes out for MITHRIL's left hip
SMEG takes aim, and hits home!
A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
MITHRIL is busy dying
MITHRIL attempts to surrender!
The ref lies dormant...
SMEG tries to rain smashing blows with his military pick
MITHRIL has plenty of room to dodge
SMEG darts in at the powerful MITHRIL
SMEG is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his brigandine
SMEG fails to connect
MITHRIL steps carefully to the left
MITHRIL steps in for a quick blow at SMEG
MITHRIL attempts to skewer SMEG's thigh with his javelin
The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
SMEG dives in at the powerful MITHRIL
SMEG hacks at MITHRIL's abdomen
SMEG's military pick punches into MITHRIL's armor!
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
MITHRIL retreats, almost tripping on a bone
MITHRIL anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
MITHRIL drives an attack toward the agile SMEG
SMEG dodges deftly backward

MINUTE 3
Baring a mouthful of teeth, SMEG puts terror into MITHRIL!
SMEG executes a downward strike with his military pick
SMEG tries to slash MITHRIL's right breast
MITHRIL doesn't want to get hit there!
SMEG narrowly gets past MITHRIL's defenses!
A minor wound results
Makeup won't hide the scar
MITHRIL might pitch over dead at any moment!
MITHRIL pleads for life!
The ref makes a sand-wich...
SMEG steps threateningly close to the powerful MITHRIL
SMEG aims an attack directly at MITHRIL's left thigh
SMEG takes aim, and hits home!
SMEG has landed a potentially critical blow!
Something snaps under the impact!
Some Bozo shouts 'See, I told you not to run with scissors!'
MITHRIL sees multiple opponents
MITHRIL collapses into a jigsaw puzzle and dies!
SMEG accepts victory, and a cigar from the ref!

SMEG has trained in Initiative