UW XXIII Week 8 Results

Well folks, 8 weeks in and we are down to just six gladiators still in the contest: and not a one is a veteran. So, this year, we shall not have a veteran UW Champion. So sad. Cry big crocodile tears for your veterans who will have to wait another year to try (and probably be dead by then). I am pretty sure I have the winner pegged as he continues to get challenged and sends the challengers home crying like sissy boo-boo babies. I have another I want to win. We shall see what the field looks like next week.

AFRICANUS 148 15-0-1 GERN BLANSTEN 16

SMITHERS 775 36-16-2 FUSION 346

LOATHE YOU LONG TIME 1707 50-14-1 MODOFO 783

DIA 1819 35-28-2 VENGENCE 827

ASSASIN 1956 52-49-4 BLUE EYES 890

BRUGAN THE BASTION 2253 9-12-0 BENNY THE BLADE 1031

UW week 8 knocked out
GHOST 13-3-0 2335
THE FUN PIMP 30-27-1 805 (Sorry Stimpster!)
MONSTER 61-33-2 1749
HAL 89-90-2 1921

Not bad... single handedly knocking out 1/4 of the remaining contestants.  Maybe we won't have any winners in the under 100 category either.    Obviously, next week, PADDINGTON NADS will knock Fusion's SMITHERS out of the contest.  You can triple avoid all you want, but PN's natural 12 pre will ensure he gets his blood challenge.  Speaking of SMITHERS, he needs to have his kills increased in this UW update.  Grrrrr.
---

Obviously Gernads are reading these updates.  As you can tell from our exchange of blood cries, I'm not interested in another war.  We just had one that lasted years.  I'd think that after this week's 1-4-0 showing against my stable, you guys would change your minds.

OLIVER TWISTED has gone 1-4-0 v PITCOIN these last 2 months.  Since you've monstered all your veterans, you are at a disadvantage if you want to start warring again.  Unless your definition of war is sending your flies to splat against a windshield.

Just go and do your maul thing.  I'm loving it.  The last thing you want is me disrupting all your fun with tree trunks.  I can't wait for you guys to discover the joy of stilettos.

I've removed PMotD's challenges to SNAPPLE.  I don't think you want SNAPPLE going home in a pine box.

You should probably start a war wtih Modofo.  That would be very fun to witness.  Though, you might want to reconsider it, after the thrubbing GLAD BAG MESSIAH received.  heheheheheheh

With the old Smacktalk gone, I encourage you guys to make accts here on Pitt, so we can more easily communicate.

SMITHERS is fixed! Guess I forgot to update the kill column

I'm not sure if Vic realizes that his crew is out of the contest or that he's just trying to get us closer to the Kill Contest!

Contest?  What contest?