BURRISA (139-100-5) vs LORD DARIUS (246-74-15) Monster Fight

BURRISA WARRIOR NAME LORD DARIUS
139-100-5 RECORD 246-74-15
FROM THE LEFT (771) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
VIC VEGAS (341) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Dwarf Female RACE/GENDER Human Male

is of beastly strength ==== is of beastly strength
has nimble movements ---> has blur-like movements
has an iron-like constitution <--- has a rugged constitution
is a gifted strategist <--- is fairly bright
has a wiry frame ---> is of average build

76-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR POPULARITY THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!-99
3' 10" HEIGHT 6' 1"
211 lbs WEIGHT 217 lbs

FULL-PLATE ARMOR SCALE MAIL
CAMAIL HELM FULL-HELM
PICK AXE MAIN WEAPON BOAR SPEAR
OPEN HAND OFF WEAPON TOWER SHIELD
PICK AXE SPARE WEAPON BOAR SPEAR

TRIGGER FIGHTING STYLE LEVEL AIMING POINT DEFENSE POINT
1: Your foe is on the ground Calculated Attack 6 Chest Abdomen
2: None None 0 None None
3: You have taken heavy damage Counterstrike 1 Primary Leg Abdomen
4: You have taken medium damage Counterstrike 2 Primary Leg Abdomen
5: You have taken slight damage Bash 4 Primary Leg Abdomen
D: Always Counterstrike 3 Primary Leg Abdomen



BURRISA wishes to be pit against LORD DARIUS!

MINUTE 1
An ominous silence overtakes the Blood Pit...
* BURRISA switches to strategy 6
LORD DARIUS says 'IT'S TIME TO JUDGE YOUR FATE.'
* LORD DARIUS switches to strategy 6
LORD DARIUS darts forward then back, testing his foe!
LORD DARIUS lunges skillfully forward
LORD DARIUS tries to pierce BURRISA's left breast
LORD DARIUS has landed a potentially critical blow!
A bone is nicked!
* BURRISA switches to strategy 5
BURRISA attacks with her pick axe
BURRISA tries to sweep LORD DARIUS off his feet with her pick axe
LORD DARIUS hits the ground, and gets a new perspective!
LORD DARIUS's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
BURRISA says 'IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO BE HAND-PICKED TO REPLACE OBAMA IN THE SENATE.'
* BURRISA switches to strategy 1
LORD DARIUS viciously lunges forward
LORD DARIUS attacks BURRISA's kidneys
BURRISA is attempting to protect that area!
LORD DARIUS's aimed attack hits!
Ligaments are torn
LORD DARIUS manages to regain footage
* BURRISA switches to strategy 5
BURRISA whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at LORD DARIUS
LORD DARIUS's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
The referee grumbles and says 'Get out of sacred rock pile!'
LORD DARIUS lunges skillfully forward
LORD DARIUS jabs at BURRISA's left leg with his boar spear
An unimpressive injury occurs
LORD DARIUS lunges skillfully forward
BURRISA unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
LORD DARIUS attempts to skewer BURRISA's face with his boar spear
The wound is bleeding freely
* BURRISA switches to strategy 4
BURRISA anxiously awaits her anticipated opening
BURRISA attacks fiercely with her pick axe
LORD DARIUS nimbly ducks and evades the weapon
LORD DARIUS aims a swift strike boar spear leading the way
LORD DARIUS is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his scale
LORD DARIUS fails to land a difficult shot
LORD DARIUS moves cautiously to the left
LORD DARIUS charges BURRISA with his boar spear!
BURRISA easily blocks the shot!
BURRISA rebounds from the parry and attacks and tries to slash LORD DARIUS
BURRISA guides an attack into LORD DARIUS's left leg with her pick axe
BURRISA's accuracy is rewarded!
BURRISA has landed a potentially critical blow!
BURRISA's pick axe punches into LORD DARIUS's armor!
The strike looks very painful!
The referee grumbles and says 'Eat big rocks--helps your socks'
LORD DARIUS lunges quickly
LORD DARIUS decidedly aims for BURRISA's abdomen
BURRISA's defenses seem impervious!
LORD DARIUS hits with an aimed blow
Ligaments are torn
BURRISA initiates harmful action upon LORD DARIUS
LORD DARIUS pirouettes out of danger!
LORD DARIUS charges BURRISA with his boar spear!
LORD DARIUS decidedly aims toward BURRISA's abdomen
BURRISA struggles to avoid the blow!
LORD DARIUS takes aim, and hits home!
LORD DARIUS has landed a potentially critical blow!
Blood gushes forth from the ghastly blow
The excitement sends popcorn flying!
BURRISA is searching for missing flesh!
* BURRISA switches to strategy 3
LORD DARIUS says 'YOUR FATE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.'

MINUTE 2
BURRISA steals the initiative from LORD DARIUS!
BURRISA ruthlessly seeks wreckage pick axe ready to deal death
LORD DARIUS's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
LORD DARIUS charges BURRISA with his boar spear!
BURRISA unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
LORD DARIUS thrusts at BURRISA's left thigh
Blood oozes like maple syrup
BURRISA needs a few weeks' rest
The referee grumbles and says 'Shoot! Got stone in boot!'
LORD DARIUS plows inexorably onward with his tower shield
BURRISA has plenty of room to dodge
The referee grumbles and says 'Nice shot, boulder-breath!'
BURRISA anxiously awaits her foe's impending blunder
BURRISA whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at the blur-like LORD DARIUS
LORD DARIUS's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot from below
LORD DARIUS lunges half-heartedly
BURRISA weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
BURRISA shifts the maneuver from parry to attack and takes a violent whack at LORD DARIUS
BURRISA directs an aimed blow toward LORD DARIUS's left ankle
BURRISA takes aim, and hits home!
BURRISA's pick axe punches into LORD DARIUS's armor!
Blood oozes like maple syrup
BURRISA says 'YOU'LL BE THANKFUL FOR OBAMACARE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!'
The referee gruffly says 'Why so pale? Blood get stale?'
LORD DARIUS makes an instinctive lunge
BURRISA effortlessly parries the blow
BURRISA responds instantly with an attack, but fails to connect with a poorly aimed attack
LORD DARIUS charges BURRISA with his boar spear!
LORD DARIUS thrusts at BURRISA's leg
An awful crunch is heard!
BURRISA labors to take each painful breath!
BURRISA anxiously awaits her chance for a killing blow
BURRISA makes an explosive assault with her pick axe
LORD DARIUS efficiently dodges to one side
LORD DARIUS darts forward then back, testing his foe!
LORD DARIUS makes an instinctive lunge
LORD DARIUS moves dangerously at BURRISA's abdomen
BURRISA's plan is not to get hit!
BURRISA makes an extraordinary effort, and parries the strike!
LORD DARIUS makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from BURRISA!
LORD DARIUS darts forward then back, testing his foe!
LORD DARIUS lunges uncertainly
LORD DARIUS feigns an attack to get past BURRISA's pick axe!
LORD DARIUS aims an attack at BURRISA's gut
BURRISA is eagerly defending!
LORD DARIUS's aimed attack hits!
A satisfactory crunch is heard
BURRISA has been slain!
LORD DARIUS can attend this night's victory party!!

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The opening line of the fight was a big fat lie. BURRISA did not wish to be pit against LORD DARIUS.

I think she was a great trainer, going 9-10-9-8-5 on stats.

Str 25(16)
Dex 17(7)
Con 24(15)
Int 20(12)
Pre 15(10)
Siz 11

Skills
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Is an expert (7) in Open Hand
Is mastered (9) in Pick Axe
Is mastered (9) in Dodge
Is mastered (9) in Parry
Is mastered (9) in Lunge
Is mastered (9) in Initiative
Is mastered (9) in Feint
Is mastered (9) in Brawl
Is mastered (9) in Sweep

Why send this training gem on a fight to the death?

Perms
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Has a painful (5) injury to the Primary Arm
Has a troublesome (4) injury to the Secondary Arm
Has an annoying (1) injury to the Head
Has a devastating (7) injury to the Chest
Has an incapacitating (8) injury to the Abdomen
Has a troublesome (4) injury to the Primary Leg

She went 3-0-0 in her last normal fights since getting a 25 in strength.

Her replacement rollup? 12-3-18-3-16-3 <shaking head>

vV

Just the monster you DIDN'T want to fight. Better fortune next time around, Vic!