Killfest II, Turn 6 (Turn 743) Results

Klagrok Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:21 pm

Kill Fest II, Turn 6 Results

Manager Name (Manager#)	Kills
FRANK (250)	2
DRACHIR (354)	2
STIMPY (355)	2
LOOPER (886)	2
SCIPLING (895)	2
PALOR (72)	1
CLIFF BANANA (345)	1
FUSION (346)	1
THE BADMAN (451)	1
FRANK THE TANK (505)	1
CAM (544)	1
CPO (785)	1
THE MASTER (794)	1
VENGENCE (827)	1
WARDANCER (830)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	1
HATRED (873)	1
SURTUR (891)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
FIREBIRD (908)	1
VICTOR (916)	1

Turn 6 was a stinker worse than a pasture full of cow crap fertilizer. 28 kills occured, of which one was a peasant scum team kill. 27 countable kills which brings us to 178 over the six weeks. I guess as the average is around 30 a week the pasture was perhaps only 75% full of stink. We did have Frank, Looper and the High Priest finally join the killfest. 5 managers racked up 2 kills while 17 managed to get a single kill. Lacking on the list this week were most of the top performers of the previous weeks. This might be turning into a free-for-all kill brawl shortly. The Blood Challenged managed to hold their own this week...most of them apparently hiding behind the kilts/skirts of their managers. No kills at all! Whaz up with that? At least 4 of the challenges issued this turn gave us something to cheer about.

In a 3 minute funfest, STIMPY's COD FATHER (863) (93-66-3) took down STALKER's THOR (41) (66-120-4). Well guess there was nothing to Marvel at there....or perhaps there was as I seem to recall Thor being a tall human, not a stump. Maybe his Cod piece got him his name? THE MASTER's STEPHEN AUSTRA (1785) (78-50-7) made a jumble of MODOFO's JUMBLY FATTY DADDY (1726) (64-37-4) in 3 minutes as well. Guess when you are a Fatty not everyone wants you as their Daddy. Of course, Stephen's challenge of JFD will allow Modofo to send 3 good warriors against him. Just wondering if Stephen will get his belly sliced, his neck razored or 'swallow' his pride. Well we still have a few turns left so hopefully I will be writing up his obituary next week. Smile

The third challenge kill also lasted 3 minutes. VENGENCE sent MR ANDERSON (1825) (31-26-1) against SLEAZEE P MARTINEE's DEDICATED TO CHAOS (377) (34-33-0) and opened up Mr A. to a screaming out of my mind experience. I cannot wait to see the results next week. May SLEAZEE pass me up with a slew of kills! Finally on to the last challenge kill of the week: FIREBIRD's KELLY THE VICIOUS (1992) (9-8-20 really did show some viciousness in a six minute death blow to SURTUR's ANDROID 13 (1969) (6-15-0). Everyone knows androids get all rusty will all that dust!

Single matches resulted in 23 deaths this week. Notable amongst these was the quick dispatch of DUX MORTALITAS's dwarf XENITH (18) (160-36-7). A true legend cut down by FUSION's halfling TWIGGY (838) (150-79-5). R.I.P. Xenith. Cut down at the xenith of your career by a twig er i mean javelin. XENITH is given a hero's welcome to the afterworld.

May next week's turn result in at least 50 deaths. Well we can wish can't we?

Frank the Tank(505) made a mad rush this week and is now tied with Klagrok Keeneyes(641) for first place with 7 kills. Stimpy(355) and the Devil (803) are in 2nd with 6 kills each. 5 managers have 5 kills, 10 managers have 4, 14 have 3, 18 have 2 kills and 10 managers have 1 kill each. Still have 3 weeks to go so the winner might even be at the bottom of the pile!

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
FRANK THE TANK (505)	7
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)	7
STIMPY (355)	6
DEVIL (803)	6
STALKER (13)	5
ILNEVAL (93)	5
VIC VEGAS (341)	5
FUSION (346)	5
HATRED (873)	5
DUX MORTALITAS (8)	4
BIG BAD BRUINFAN (173)	4
VALIDIAN (209)	4
DONSQUATCH (305)	4
CAM (544)	4
THE MASTER (794)	4
VENGENCE (827)	4
SURTUR (891)	4
SCIPLING (895)	4
KCHUNTER (898)	4
PALOR (72)	3
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	3
DRACHIR (354)	3
CLIFF BANANA (345)	3
THE BADMAN (451)	3
CPO (785)	3
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	3
CHI (828)	3
WARDANCER (830)	3
HUNTER (833)	3
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	3
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	3
BLUE EYES (890)	3
FIREBIRD (908)	3
D-MAN (124)	2
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE (137)	2
FRANK (250)	2
MASTER MISFIT (342)	2
SLIV (356)	2
Bob Moore (388)	2
RIPLEY (570)	2
THECOLONEL (573)	2
MODOFO (783)	2
THE TILLEK (818)	2
PRIMUS (838)	2
THE BAD GUY (847)	2
MUSE (884)	2
LOOPER (886)	2
THE SICKNESS (887)	2
FURY (894)	2
TOUMBA (902)	2
VICTOR (916)	2
LORD DRAGON (183)	1
MISSUS BIGUS (237)	1
STAPLE GUN (319)	1
MYGDAR LE GNOME (501)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
NATURE (848)	1
MASTER OF WAR (892)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
JINX (907)	1