LUKA SKYRUNNER vs JAKE THE ZOMBIE

LUKA SKYRUNNER WARRIOR NAME JAKE THE ZOMBIE
200-153-8 RECORD 0-0-0
STAR TROOPERS (75) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
THE WARLORD (23) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Human Female RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of beastly strength ==== is of beastly strength
has lightning quick movements <--- has swift movements
has an iron-like constitution ==== has an iron-like constitution
possesses great intellect <--- sometimes forgets to breathe
has a slight build ---> is a huge and imposing figure

79-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS POPULARITY FEARED AND RESPECTED BY ALL
5' 6" HEIGHT 6' 8"
152 lbs WEIGHT 277 lbs

SCALE MAIL ARMOR SCALE MAIL
HELM HELM HELM
BOAR SPEAR MAIN WEAPON SHORT SWORD
BOAR SPEAR OFF WEAPON TOWER SHIELD
LONG SPEAR SPARE WEAPON SHORT SWORD



LUKA SKYRUNNER bids to do combat against JAKE THE ZOMBIE!

MINUTE 1
The ref brushes the sand off his lunch...
LUKA SKYRUNNER says 'WARLORD HAS SENT ME TO KILL YOU!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER says '"OH GOODIE" A NEW PERM MAGNET !'
* LUKA SKYRUNNER switches to strategy 1
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 5
LUKA SKYRUNNER quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
It flies toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's heart
The blow bathes both warriors in blood!
Some Bozo shouts 'See, I told you not to run with scissors!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER switches her boar spear to her primary hand
LUKA SKYRUNNER initiates an unrestrained attack on the swift JAKE THE ZOMBIE
LUKA SKYRUNNER assaults JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left breast with her boar spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER's accuracy is rewarded!
LUKA SKYRUNNER has landed a potentially critical blow!
The wind whistles through the tear!
LUKA SKYRUNNER isn't ready to strike a blow yet
LUKA SKYRUNNER quickly balances her boar spear and throws!
The weapon is aimed roughly toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left upper arm
A trickle of blood can be seen...
LUKA SKYRUNNER switches her backup long spear to her primary hand!
Some Bozo shouts out 'Try wearing an iron wall, LUKA SKYRUNNER!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER violently attacks with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER's efforts are wasted
The referee grunts and says 'You fight like Bag O' Slag'
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with her long spear!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and absorbs the impact admirably
JAKE THE ZOMBIE gets a lucky opening, and strikes at the lightning quick LUKA SKYRUNNER
LUKA SKYRUNNER masterfully intercepts the attack!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's short sword is knocked from his grasp!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches his backup short sword to his primary hand!
With sheer ferocity, JAKE THE ZOMBIE momentarily frightens LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes swift use of his tower shield!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's desperate blow goes wild
Battling like a mad ogre, JAKE THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE steps in for a quick blow at the lightning quick LUKA SKYRUNNER
LUKA SKYRUNNER backflips out of reach!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Eeeek! A monster!'
With looks that would kill a squirrel, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts a tremble of fear into LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE seeks to smite the lightning quick LUKA SKYRUNNER
JAKE THE ZOMBIE jabs at LUKA SKYRUNNER's weapon arm with his short sword
A satisfactory crunch is heard
LUKA SKYRUNNER moves unexpectedly under an attack by JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
LUKA SKYRUNNER attacks fiercely long spear ready for terrible vengeance
LUKA SKYRUNNER thrusts violently at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left leg
A respectable wound occurs
JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE violently attacks with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE slashes toward LUKA SKYRUNNER's right breast
. . . but LUKA SKYRUNNER's scale proves a bulwark against the attack!
Baring a mouthful of teeth, JAKE THE ZOMBIE shakes up LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE executes a downward strike with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to cut across LUKA SKYRUNNER's shield arm
A bone leaves its socket!
The referee says 'Me knock down that bozo-clown'
Like a musk-ox gone mad, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts a tremble of fear into LUKA SKYRUNNER!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE swings around and attacks short sword hovering ominously
LUKA SKYRUNNER weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
LUKA SKYRUNNER strikes at just the right moment, surprising JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
LUKA SKYRUNNER attempts a blow against JAKE THE ZOMBIE
LUKA SKYRUNNER attempts to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left thigh
A satisfactory crunch is heard
LUKA SKYRUNNER takes a strategic step backward
LUKA SKYRUNNER ruthlessly seeks wreckage with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER directs an aimed attack toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's heart
LUKA SKYRUNNER successfully hits with an aimed strike
A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'That's one fumin' human!'
LUKA SKYRUNNER amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges with the grace of a gazelle!
LUKA SKYRUNNER feigns an attack to get past JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield!
LUKA SKYRUNNER plots devastating injury for JAKE THE ZOMBIE's heart
LUKA SKYRUNNER successfully hits with an aimed strike
Blood surges forth from the wound!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE could use a drink!

MINUTE 2
* LUKA SKYRUNNER switches to strategy 6
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 6
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with her long spear!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with her long spear
JAKE THE ZOMBIE manages to keep his balance
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges with the grace of a gazelle!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
LUKA SKYRUNNER thrusts at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's weapon arm
A bloody gash is left in the wake!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has been beat all to hell!
LUKA SKYRUNNER moves quickly to attack the swift JAKE THE ZOMBIE
JAKE THE ZOMBIE leaps quickly away
LUKA SKYRUNNER charges JAKE THE ZOMBIE with her long spear!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to sweep JAKE THE ZOMBIE off his feet with her long spear
JAKE THE ZOMBIE hits the sand hard!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE stands up
LUKA SKYRUNNER makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
LUKA SKYRUNNER swings around and attacks with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER tries to pierce JAKE THE ZOMBIE's abdomen with her long spear
Body hair is removed the hard way
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges skillfully forward
LUKA SKYRUNNER darts in on JAKE THE ZOMBIE, circumventing the swift parry!
LUKA SKYRUNNER directs an aimed attack toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's chest with her long spear
LUKA SKYRUNNER hits with the aimed blow!
The strike looks very painful!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE looks thrashed
LUKA SKYRUNNER darts forward then back, testing her foe!
LUKA SKYRUNNER seeks to lay waste long spear moving with deadly purpose
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a beastly shot and survives
JAKE THE ZOMBIE deftly guides the parry into an attack and slashes across LUKA SKYRUNNER
JAKE THE ZOMBIE slashes across LUKA SKYRUNNER's shield arm with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow!
Blood squirts out
LUKA SKYRUNNER lunges half-heartedly
LUKA SKYRUNNER guides an attack into JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left breast
LUKA SKYRUNNER takes aim, and hits home!
The power of the blow could fell an ox!
Sal Streetsweeper is enraged by the mess!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE staggers, blinks in disbelief, and slumps to the ground dead
LUKA SKYRUNNER is rewarded with cheers from the crowd!!

LUKA SKYRUNNER has trained in nothing

The Blood Master makes LUKA SKYRUNNER an offer she cannot refuse!
LUKA SKYRUNNER has joined THE MONSTERS (1)