MOSS vs JAKE THE ZOMBIE

MOSS WARRIOR NAME JAKE THE ZOMBIE
133-67-10 RECORD 0-0-0
FROM THE FOREST (216) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
PALOR (72) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Elf Male RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of powerful strength ---> is of beastly strength
has blur-like movements <--- has swift movements
has a resilient constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution
is fairly bright <--- sometimes forgets to breathe
is somewhat large ---> is a huge and imposing figure

83-A CHAMPION POPULARITY FEARED AND RESPECTED BY ALL
5' 5" HEIGHT 6' 8"
201 lbs WEIGHT 277 lbs

SCALE MAIL ARMOR SCALE MAIL
CAMAIL HELM HELM
SHORT SWORD MAIN WEAPON SHORT SWORD
SWORDBREAKER OFF WEAPON TOWER SHIELD
SHORT SWORD SPARE WEAPON SHORT SWORD



MOSS openly challenges the mysterious JAKE THE ZOMBIE!

MINUTE 1
Even the rats are interested in this fight
MOSS says 'YOUR DEATH WILL PLEASE THE DARK GODS!'
* MOSS switches to strategy 6
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 5
MOSS strikes at just the right moment, surprising JAKE THE ZOMBIE!
MOSS makes an instinctive lunge
MOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's shield arm
An irritating scratch results
The referee gruffly says 'First to break bone, first to go home!'
With sheer ferocity, JAKE THE ZOMBIE gives a shaky stance to MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE bursts forth with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice MOSS's belly
MOSS is providing a very active defense!
MOSS makes an extraordinary effort, and parries the strike!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE attacks with his short sword
MOSS pirouettes out of danger!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'I eats monsters for dinner!'
MOSS lunges quickly
MOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right ankle
The damage is amusingly slight
MOSS makes a decisive lunge
MOSS swings into the arena wall
Battling like a mad ogre, JAKE THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at MOSS
MOSS pivots out of the way
Flailing like a demented octopus, JAKE THE ZOMBIE scares the daylights out of MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE strikes quickly with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE attacks an imaginary foe
The referee gruffly says 'Go for slash, make some hash!'
MOSS takes a swing with his swordbreaker!
MOSS tries to cut across JAKE THE ZOMBIE's breadbasket with his swordbreaker
The blow lands with little force
No one was watching
MOSS decides to use his swordbreaker!
MOSS slashes at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's abdomen with his swordbreaker
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
With a malicious grin, JAKE THE ZOMBIE draws a gasp of terror from MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes an off-handed attack with his tower shield!
MOSS gracefully deflects the attack
Wailing like a banshee, JAKE THE ZOMBIE momentarily frightens MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE engages the enemy short sword darting like a demon
MOSS expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
In unrelenting waves of violence, JAKE THE ZOMBIE draws a gasp of terror from MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE initiates an assault with his short sword
JAKE THE ZOMBIE feigns an attack to get past MOSS's short sword!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to disarm MOSS's short sword with his short sword
MOSS manages to hang on to his weapon
Wailing like a banshee, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts a tremble of fear into MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE violently attacks with his short sword
MOSS crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!

MINUTE 2
* JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 6
MOSS lunges skillfully forward
MOSS whispers a blow past the enemy
MOSS whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at JAKE THE ZOMBIE
JAKE THE ZOMBIE effortlessly parries the blow
JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes use of the inadequate attack and tries to impale MOSS
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slash MOSS's lower back
MOSS doesn't want to get hit there!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE narrowly gets past MOSS's defenses!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow!
The wound delivers terrible agony!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE skillfully steals an attack from MOSS!
JAKE THE ZOMBIE seeks a damaging blow with his short sword
MOSS leaps out of the way with great prowess
JAKE THE ZOMBIE steps carefully to the right
JAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his big chance
JAKE THE ZOMBIE bursts forth short sword dancing in wild patterns
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice MOSS's right shoulder
A respectable wound occurs
MOSS lunges skillfully forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MOSS tries to cut across JAKE THE ZOMBIE's heart
Little damage results from the strike
The referee says 'Take a plunge, try the lunge'
MOSS viciously lunges forward
MOSS tries to slash JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right thigh
A minor wound results
JAKE THE ZOMBIE initiates a breath-taking lunge
MOSS gracefully deflects the attack
JAKE THE ZOMBIE pauses to get reoriented
JAKE THE ZOMBIE swiftly engages MOSS
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to cut across MOSS's right elbow
Blood spills forth
MOSS lunges quickly
MOSS slashes toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left shin with his short sword
A solid blow has landed
MOSS attacks fiercely short sword ready for terrible vengeance
JAKE THE ZOMBIE leaps away, and lands in good position!
MOSS advances grimly
MOSS leads the cavalry against JAKE THE ZOMBIE
MOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's leg
MOSS has landed a potentially critical blow!
A dull crunch is heard
* MOSS switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 3
MOSS lunges skillfully forward
JAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which it rebounds dramatically
JAKE THE ZOMBIE takes advantage of the awkward attack and tries to cut across MOSS
JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slash MOSS's right arm
JAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow!
The weapon disappears into the wound!
The Blood Master chuckles quietly at the devastating blood-bath!
MOSS's short sword is knocked from his grasp!
MOSS has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
MOSS's crippled weapon arm flies off and he is snuffed out!
MOSS's trainer sheds a tear for the deceased.
JAKE THE ZOMBIE wins!!