JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT (119-78-3) v INARI MITE (168-87-8) Monster Fight

From turn 764:


     JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT              WARRIOR NAME                   INARI MITE          
           119-78-3                       RECORD                       168-87-8            
      PANHANDLERS (793)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
          Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                   Human Female          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
            has swift movements            --->            has lightning quick movements  
      has a rugged constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
         is a gifted strategist            <---            is fairly bright                
               has a wiry frame            --->            is somewhat large              

      75-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         A CHAMPION-84                  
                          4' 0"           HEIGHT           5' 11"                          
                        220 lbs           WEIGHT           238 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         GREAT PICK                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        GREAT PICK                      


JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT insists upon combatting the worthy INARI MITE!

MINUTE 1
Bets are laid heavily for this match
* JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT switches to strategy 6
* INARI MITE switches to strategy 6
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT lunges uncertainly
INARI MITE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT aims an attack directly at INARI MITE's right hip
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  Body hair is removed the hard way
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT initiates an unrestrained attack on the lightning quick INARI MITE
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT attempts to skewer INARI MITE's left foot with his trident
  The sight of blood cheers the fans
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT says 'SHORTIES RULE!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT looks for an opening
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT performs what looks like a lunge
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT attempts to impale INARI MITE's abdomen
  A dull crunch is heard
The referee says 'That real good, pebble-brain!'
INARI MITE lunges murderously forward great pick sailing like the wind
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leans right, avoiding the blow
INARI MITE risks a strike at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT makes a furious surge forward trident blazing a path of destruction
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his trident
INARI MITE hits the fundament with tremendous impact, bouncing several times!!
INARI MITE lifts from the bone-littered sands
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT says 'JUST TO BE CLEAR - YOU CAN ONLY RUN ONE (1) MANAGER ACCOUNT AT A TIME.'
A spectator calls out, 'That's as good as humans get!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT lunges murderously forward trident impatient to taste blood
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT drives a blow toward INARI MITE's leg
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT successfully lands the aimed attack
  A respectable wound occurs
INARI MITE looks like death revisited!
INARI MITE steps in for a quick blow at the powerful JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE moves dangerously at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's left knee
INARI MITE hits with the aimed blow!
INARI MITE's great pick punches into JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's armor!
   Blood spills forth (No perm for you, clown!)
* JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT switches to strategy 5
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT aims a swift strike with his trident
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT violently splits the air
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
INARI MITE seeks a damaging blow great pick moving to the fore
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT miraculously deflects the deadly shot
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT darts forward then back, testing his foe!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT fails to connect weapon to flesh
INARI MITE creates a whirling motion with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT avalanches to the ground, wounded!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT rises uneasily from the bloody sand
INARI MITE seeks to create pandemonium with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT twists to the left
The referee says 'What got in skull, great big hole?'
INARI MITE whips up a sandstorm with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT dances away from the blow!

MINUTE 2
INARI MITE aims a swift strike with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT twists easily out of reach
INARI MITE moves defensively to the left
INARI MITE gambles on a desperate blow with her great pick
INARI MITE aims a forceful blow toward JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's left leg
INARI MITE's accuracy is rewarded!
INARI MITE's great pick punches into JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's armor!
  The damage is amusingly slight
The referee grunts and says 'Put screws to bone-head schmoos!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT retreats to the rim of the arena
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE leaps out of the way with great prowess
INARI MITE executes a downward strike great pick spelling hurt for the foe
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT has plenty of room to dodge
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT lunges quickly
INARI MITE spins gracefully away!
INARI MITE strikes deviously outward with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leaps magnificently to one side!
INARI MITE launches a rapid assault, stealing the initiative from JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT!
INARI MITE attacks fiercely with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT belly-flops onto the ref's lunch!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leaps to the vertical!
* JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT switches to strategy 4
Someone in the crowd yells, 'A dwarf is only as good as the weapon that kills it!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT takes a strategic step forward
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT makes a daring move with his trident
INARI MITE miraculously deflects the deadly shot
INARI MITE makes a daring move with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT plummets downward with great speed!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leaps up from the ground and nearly falls forward
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT thrusts violently at INARI MITE's left shoulder
  Body hair is removed the hard way
INARI MITE bursts forth with her great pick
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT is thrown off balance, then staggers and lands in the mud!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT finds an opportunity to stand
INARI MITE moves quickly to attack the swift JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT easily blocks the shot!
The referee grunts and says 'That real good, pebble-brain!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT suddenly strikes at INARI MITE
INARI MITE bats aside the incoming attack
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT seeks to create pandemonium trident gliding toward its target
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his trident
INARI MITE plows head-long into a large pile of boulders!!
INARI MITE's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
INARI MITE lifts from the bone-littered sands

MINUTE 3
INARI MITE ruthlessly seeks wreckage with her great pick
INARI MITE hacks away at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's left arm
INARI MITE's great pick punches into JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's armor!
  A garden-variety wound occurs
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT sees multiple opponents
* JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT switches to strategy 3
INARI MITE lunges murderously forward with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
INARI MITE steps carefully to the left
INARI MITE makes an attack against JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT is thrown off balance, then staggers and lands in the mud!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT jumps up!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT moves right
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, waiting for fatigue to eliminate his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT strikes deviously outward trident whistling through the air
INARI MITE dodges with the grace of a master!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, in the hopes of exhausting his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT cowers timidly behind his trident
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT attempts to skewer INARI MITE's leg
    . . . but INARI MITE's full plate absorbs the shot instead!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE leans right, avoiding the blow
INARI MITE attempts to strike JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT tumbles gracelessly to the ground!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT jumps up!
INARI MITE attempts a blow against JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE hacks away at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's head
INARI MITE's great pick punches into JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's headgear!
    . . . however, JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's camail turns aside the blow!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT moves unexpectedly under an attack by INARI MITE!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT guides a strike at the beastly INARI MITE
INARI MITE leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
A spectator calls out, 'Humans is da boringest!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, guessing that fatigue will bring down his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE bats aside the incoming attack
INARI MITE creates a whirling motion with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT holds back--expecting a violent assault
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, waiting for fatigue to eliminate his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT executes a downward strike trident moving with lethal fury
INARI MITE makes an effective retreat
The referee gruffly says 'Never fear, ref is right here!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, waiting for fatigue to eliminate his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT feigns an attack to get past INARI MITE's great pick!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT tries to sweep INARI MITE off her feet with his trident
INARI MITE plummets downward, and the ground shakes from the tremendous impact!!
INARI MITE leaps up
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT barely succeeds in executing a lunge
INARI MITE pivots to one side

MINUTE 4
A spectator calls out, 'That's as good as humans get!'
INARI MITE restlessly observes the enemy
INARI MITE lurches suddenly at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
A spectator calls out, 'Human skulls, 5 for a sheckel!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
INARI MITE seeks a damaging blow with her great pick
INARI MITE carefully strikes at JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's left leg with her great pick
INARI MITE hits with the aimed blow!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT partially deflects the deadly blow with his trident
  A garden-variety wound occurs
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT would make a corpse envious!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT cowers in the ref's shadow with his trident
INARI MITE twists to the right
INARI MITE tries to land a difficult shot on the swift JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT masterfully intercepts the attack!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, waiting for fatigue to eliminate his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his cuir boulli
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT misses wildly
INARI MITE wisely gives ground
INARI MITE puts great fire and fury into her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
INARI MITE swiftly engages JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, letting fatigue take its toll on his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT drives suddenly forward trident dancing in wild patterns
INARI MITE bats aside the incoming attack
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT ruthlessly seeks wreckage with his trident
INARI MITE moves with blinding skill to intercept the attack
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, allowing tiring efforts to be made by his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
INARI MITE weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
A spectator calls out, 'Hey human! Welcome to the food chain!'
INARI MITE seeks to lay waste with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
The referee grunts and says 'Step on lunch, I hurt a bunch!'
INARI MITE is ready to hit JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE feigns an attack to get past JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's trident!
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT painfully begins impromptu mineral exploration!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's primary leg is going stiff with the pain of an old injury
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT leaps up
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, expecting endurance to run out for his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT jabs at INARI MITE's heart
INARI MITE tries desperately to avoid the attack!
INARI MITE parries the blow at the last moment!

MINUTE 5
A spectator calls out, 'That dwarf has one big beard!'
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT charges INARI MITE with his trident!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT fails to land a difficult shot
Someone in the crowd yells, 'You phlegmatic human!'
INARI MITE creates a whirling motion with her great pick
INARI MITE feigns an attack to get past JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's trident!
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT manages to keep his balance
INARI MITE makes an attack against JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT
INARI MITE tries to sweep JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT off his feet with her great pick
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT slams face-first into the dirt!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's good leg has a twisted ankle!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT's leg spasms in pain, causing him to roll around in the dirt, wracked with extreme pain!!
JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT wails like a banshee, and drops dead!
INARI MITE has won the match, and a sack of sheckels!!


I don't think I ever posted this fight, as I didn't want to give away such a big flaw I had discovered with INARI MITE.  It is all water under the bridge now.  JEEBUS was a fun one, and he looked like Swiss cheese (4 pop spots) when he was sent to the Monsters.  He would have been my second Monster, had I not made the mistake that I now make sure to fix before sending a gladiator off to dance with fate.

JEEBUS got in 11 lines of sapping his opponent's endurance.  His opponent in full-plate/full helm with two great picks, with only resilient con.  I wonder how tired INARI was by the end of the 5 minute fight?  Not very tired, or the fight would have let us know.  I'm guessing she was almost there.

I'm glad to have unearthed this old gem from 5 years and 9 months ago.  Tridents high for JEEBUS IS MY COPILOT, may his bones grind into arena sand.

As the game might have changed in some ways since Dux' departure, what I will say here may or may no longer be accurate.

Inari was not tired. The fight could have run for another 5 minutes, and I bet he would not have gotten tired. He was running a moderate to low activity level and with his STR and Con, even in heavy armor, he could have continued fighting almost indefinitely.

Most warriors who are developed enough to become a monster will not be getting meaningful exhaustion negatives.

Personally, I think exhaustion should be a bigger part of the game, so that concervation of energy is more on the minds of advanced managers.

I've been thinking a lot about gladiator energy levels lately and I do believe it has helped my gladiators pick up more kills than they would have otherwise.

Yes, it makes a large difference in the low to mid-range experience levels.