Kallevala Celestion vs. Jorin the Just

KALLEVALA CELESTION               WARRIOR NAME                 JORIN THE JUST        
          112-87-11                       RECORD                       120-55-5            
         D-MEN (332)                    TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
         D-MAN (124)                   MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                    Human Male          

        is of powerful strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
  has lightning quick movements            <---            has swift movements            
   has a resilient constitution            ====            has a resilient constitution    
                    is a genius            <---            is a quick thinker              
               has a wiry frame            --->            is somewhat large              

      73-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-81  
                          5' 1"           HEIGHT           6' 2"                          
                        185 lbs           WEIGHT           286 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            HALF-PLATE                      
                           HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                    SHORT SWORD        MAIN WEAPON         MAUL                            
                    SHORT SWORD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                    SHORT SWORD        SPARE WEAPON        MAUL                            

     

KALLEVALA CELESTION sets a warrant upon the incalculable JORIN THE JUST!

MINUTE 1
All bets are off as the battle commences
* KALLEVALA CELESTION switches to strategy 6
* JORIN THE JUST switches to strategy 6
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
KALLEVALA CELESTION sneaks in an attack with his short sword!
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to slice JORIN THE JUST's gut
KALLEVALA CELESTION's weapon is right on target!
  The blow rearranges anatomy!
JORIN THE JUST has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
The cheers are deafening!
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
KALLEVALA CELESTION cautiously strikes out with his short sword!
JORIN THE JUST dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
JORIN THE JUST takes a strategic step forward
JORIN THE JUST anxiously awaits his big chance
JORIN THE JUST defends himself, looking to make an overtaxed casualty of his opponent.
JORIN THE JUST bounces abruptly toward the lightning quick KALLEVALA CELESTION
JORIN THE JUST lashes out suddenly, but fails to hit home
JORIN THE JUST anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
JORIN THE JUST waltzes toward the lightning quick KALLEVALA CELESTION
KALLEVALA CELESTION dodges to the right
JORIN THE JUST anxiously awaits his opponent's imminent mistake
JORIN THE JUST defends himself, expecting to tire out his opponent.
JORIN THE JUST initiates harmful action upon KALLEVALA CELESTION
KALLEVALA CELESTION dances away from the blow!
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes a furious surge forward short sword darting like a demon
KALLEVALA CELESTION loses control, missing the mark
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes a surprise attack with his short sword!
JORIN THE JUST dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
The referee grumbles and says 'My stones rumble when you stumble!'
KALLEVALA CELESTION searches for better footing
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his turn to destroy someone
KALLEVALA CELESTION attacks urgently with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION slashes toward JORIN THE JUST's head
KALLEVALA CELESTION has hit with astounding precision
KALLEVALA CELESTION has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
* JORIN THE JUST switches to strategy 4
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his big chance
KALLEVALA CELESTION moves quickly to attack JORIN THE JUST
JORIN THE JUST nimbly ducks and evades the weapon
KALLEVALA CELESTION initiates an assault short sword reflecting an eerie light
JORIN THE JUST bounds backward from the assault

MINUTE 2
KALLEVALA CELESTION shifts to the off-hand, using his short sword!
KALLEVALA CELESTION cuts at JORIN THE JUST's breadbasket
KALLEVALA CELESTION faithfully hits a less protected spot
  Bones are jarred by the impact!
The drummer loses control and tosses a drumstick away
JORIN THE JUST anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
JORIN THE JUST moves purposefully toward KALLEVALA CELESTION
JORIN THE JUST strikes out, but fails to hit
KALLEVALA CELESTION awaits the perfect opening
KALLEVALA CELESTION takes a swing with his short sword!
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to impale JORIN THE JUST's right leg
KALLEVALA CELESTION's attack hits with wicked accuracy!
  The weapon is drenched with blood!
JORIN THE JUST looks deathly pale
* KALLEVALA CELESTION switches to strategy 3
* JORIN THE JUST switches to strategy 3
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
KALLEVALA CELESTION darts in at JORIN THE JUST
KALLEVALA CELESTION slashes across JORIN THE JUST's left knee with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION expertly targets a weakness
  Ligaments are torn
JORIN THE JUST is leaking like a sieve!
KALLEVALA CELESTION steps carefully to the right
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes an off-handed attack with his short sword!
JORIN THE JUST easily avoids the blow
KALLEVALA CELESTION takes a strategic step forward
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his anticipated opening
KALLEVALA CELESTION sees a chance for destruction, and assails JORIN THE JUST
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to slash JORIN THE JUST's left arm with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION unerringly strikes a vulnerable spot
JORIN THE JUST partially deflects the deadly blow with his maul
  A solid blow has been struck!
JORIN THE JUST could die at any moment!
A few spectators are smiling...
KALLEVALA CELESTION takes a swing with his short sword!
JORIN THE JUST dodges deftly backward
KALLEVALA CELESTION launches toward the beastly JORIN THE JUST
KALLEVALA CELESTION moves dangerously at JORIN THE JUST's skull
KALLEVALA CELESTION strikes home with an aimed attack
KALLEVALA CELESTION has struck with great precision
JORIN THE JUST partially deflects the deadly blow with his maul
  The blow lands with little force
JORIN THE JUST is leaking like a sieve!
JORIN THE JUST defends himself, hoping to wear out his opponent.
JORIN THE JUST rampages onward with his maul
JORIN THE JUST bashes at KALLEVALA CELESTION's right arm with his maul
JORIN THE JUST has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Chunks of severed flesh fly outward!!
Sal Streetsweeper gives his two week notice!
JORIN THE JUST guides a strike at the powerful KALLEVALA CELESTION
JORIN THE JUST tries to sweep KALLEVALA CELESTION off his feet with his maul
KALLEVALA CELESTION manages to keep his balance

MINUTE 3
JORIN THE JUST robs an attack opportunity from KALLEVALA CELESTION!
JORIN THE JUST swings swiftly with his maul
KALLEVALA CELESTION easily blocks the shot!
The referee gruffly says 'Never fear, ref is right here!'
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his turn to destroy someone
KALLEVALA CELESTION lurches toward JORIN THE JUST
JORIN THE JUST easily blocks the shot!
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
KALLEVALA CELESTION initiates an assault with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION strikes out for JORIN THE JUST's face with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION guides the aimed attack and hits!
KALLEVALA CELESTION carefully guides the blow to a weak spot
JORIN THE JUST partially deflects the deadly blow with his maul
  A spot of crimson can be seen
JORIN THE JUST would make a corpse envious!
JORIN THE JUST is given a hero's welcome to the afterworld.
KALLEVALA CELESTION accepts victory over the fallen warrior!

KALLEVALA CELESTION has trained in nothing

Thank you for posting D-MAN! Enjoyable read.

I fixed the fight formatting in your post.

What a wonderful read!  KALLEVALA is doing elves proud!  It is fitting that the killingest elf is now a Monster.  I believe this is your first Monster, too!  This will put KALLEVALA in the Top 20 All Time Warrior Metric rankings, to be sure!

Congrats Big D!!!    

Great fight! Well done. I do love my short sword elves!

Congratulations D-MAN. 12 kill Elf Monster. Awesome!