Massive Darkness vs Kallevala Celestion

MASSIVE DARKNESS                WARRIOR NAME              KALLEVALA CELESTION      
           83-80-1                        RECORD                      113-87-12            
       LYNCH MOB (1828)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
       WARDANCER (830)                 MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                     Elf Male            

        is of powerful strength            ====            is of powerful strength        
            has swift movements            --->            has lightning quick movements  
   has a resilient constitution            ====            has a resilient constitution    
               is fairly bright            --->            is a genius                    
    proportioned like a gorilla            <---            has a wiry frame                

       64-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR         POPULARITY         AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR-74      
                          7' 1"           HEIGHT           5' 1"                          
                        463 lbs           WEIGHT           185 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                           HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                    MORNINGSTAR        MAIN WEAPON         SHORT SWORD                    
                   TOWER SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         SHORT SWORD                    
                    MORNINGSTAR        SPARE WEAPON        SHORT SWORD                    


MASSIVE DARKNESS demands to meet with KALLEVALA CELESTION!

MINUTE 1
The battle begins amidst a thin fog
* MASSIVE DARKNESS switches to strategy 6
* KALLEVALA CELESTION switches to strategy 6
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
KALLEVALA CELESTION savagely attacks short sword ready for terrible vengeance
KALLEVALA CELESTION feigns an attack to get past MASSIVE DARKNESS's tower shield!
KALLEVALA CELESTION jabs at MASSIVE DARKNESS's abdomen
KALLEVALA CELESTION guides an attack toward a weakness
  An awful crunch is heard!
MASSIVE DARKNESS's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
A spectator calls out, 'Half-orc?  Where's the other half?'
KALLEVALA CELESTION performs what looks like a lunge
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to cut across MASSIVE DARKNESS's left ankle
  New realms of pain are explored
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
MASSIVE DARKNESS seeks a damaging blow morningstar hovering ominously
KALLEVALA CELESTION skips backward, out of harm's way
KALLEVALA CELESTION moves right
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his big chance
KALLEVALA CELESTION lunges skillfully forward
KALLEVALA CELESTION swings for the sky
A spectator calls out, 'Ooh! Raiders of the Last Orc!'
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his chance to make a deadly strike
MASSIVE DARKNESS attacks morningstar eager for destruction
KALLEVALA CELESTION bats aside the incoming attack
KALLEVALA CELESTION engages the enemy with his short sword
MASSIVE DARKNESS shifts away to the left
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes an off-handed attack with his short sword!
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to impale MASSIVE DARKNESS's abdomen
KALLEVALA CELESTION's weapon strikes an accurate blow
  Blood gushes forth from the ghastly blow
The referee gruffly says 'Beat the slime, or I make new rhyme!'
MASSIVE DARKNESS advances but does not risk a strike
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
MASSIVE DARKNESS initiates an unrestrained attack on KALLEVALA CELESTION
MASSIVE DARKNESS attempts to thunk into KALLEVALA CELESTION's breadbasket
MASSIVE DARKNESS has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Hey elf! Find any secret doors?'
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes an explosive assault with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION jabs at MASSIVE DARKNESS's left knee with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION has struck with devastating accuracy
  A minor wound results
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to deliver a blow with his short sword!
MASSIVE DARKNESS leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
MASSIVE DARKNESS attempts a response to the clumsy attack, and whispers a blow past the enemy

MINUTE 2
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
MASSIVE DARKNESS is always ready to riposte with his morningstar
KALLEVALA CELESTION bounds backward from the assault
The referee grunts and says 'Got baggy knee. You in agony?'
KALLEVALA CELESTION attacks urgently short sword sweeping toward its target
MASSIVE DARKNESS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot while defending its user
MASSIVE DARKNESS responds instantly in reposte and bashes at KALLEVALA CELESTION
MASSIVE DARKNESS attempts to smash KALLEVALA CELESTION's chest
  A soft squish is heard
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
MASSIVE DARKNESS swings swiftly with his morningstar
MASSIVE DARKNESS tries to crush KALLEVALA CELESTION's lower back
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
KALLEVALA CELESTION has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
KALLEVALA CELESTION considers entering politics
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes an instinctive lunge
KALLEVALA CELESTION tries to slash MASSIVE DARKNESS's right ear
KALLEVALA CELESTION has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Something snaps under the impact!
MASSIVE DARKNESS should quit with a full set of organs!
* KALLEVALA CELESTION switches to strategy 3
KALLEVALA CELESTION violently attacks with his short sword
MASSIVE DARKNESS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot from below
MASSIVE DARKNESS tries to return a blow off of the parry and tries to mash KALLEVALA CELESTION
MASSIVE DARKNESS attempts to thunk into KALLEVALA CELESTION's right arm with his morningstar
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
KALLEVALA CELESTION's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
KALLEVALA CELESTION is busy dying
An angry spectator shouts, 'Don't the rules forbid this?'
MASSIVE DARKNESS anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
MASSIVE DARKNESS lurches suddenly at KALLEVALA CELESTION
MASSIVE DARKNESS feigns an attack to get past KALLEVALA CELESTION's short sword!
MASSIVE DARKNESS bashes at KALLEVALA CELESTION's right wrist with his morningstar
  The hit shears through flesh and bone!
KALLEVALA CELESTION has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
KALLEVALA CELESTION can barely see straight
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes a daring move with his short sword
KALLEVALA CELESTION slashes across MASSIVE DARKNESS's left shin
KALLEVALA CELESTION is aiming for a weakness
  A minor wound results
MASSIVE DARKNESS's trainer chokes down a mug of ale
The referee grumbles and says 'Slap 'em down, scum-face clown!'
KALLEVALA CELESTION anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
KALLEVALA CELESTION makes a decisive lunge
KALLEVALA CELESTION directs an attack against MASSIVE DARKNESS's head
KALLEVALA CELESTION successfully lands the aimed attack
KALLEVALA CELESTION unerringly strikes a vulnerable spot
KALLEVALA CELESTION has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The wound delivers terrible agony!
MASSIVE DARKNESS's fans look depressed
A spectator calls out, 'Hey elf! Find any secret doors?'
KALLEVALA CELESTION circles toward the center of the arena
KALLEVALA CELESTION initiates an assault with his short sword
MASSIVE DARKNESS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which fails to harm it
MASSIVE DARKNESS follows through with a counter-attack and attempts to smash KALLEVALA CELESTION
MASSIVE DARKNESS attempts to thunk into KALLEVALA CELESTION's left shoulder with his morningstar
  A flesh-rending blow has landed!
KALLEVALA CELESTION labors to take each painful breath!
KALLEVALA CELESTION perishes just as the Blood Master signals thumbs up
MASSIVE DARKNESS wins!!

MASSIVE DARKNESS has trained in nothing

BRUTAL!