Kill Fest VI, Week 2 Results (Turn1213)

Klagrok Sun Aug 13, 2023 4:53 pm

Kill Fest VI, Turn 2 Results

LELU DALLAS (946)	3
MASTER OF WAR (892)	3
NADS (4)	2
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	1
D-MAN (124)	1
CAM (544)	1
MODOFO (783)	1
DEVIL (803)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
THE TILLEK (818)	1
THE GVNER (842)	1
NATURE (848)	1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	1
UNBALANCED (863)	1
PRECISION (882)	1
MUSE (884)	1
FURY (894)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
ACRO MANTULA (1002)	1
TORMENTED (1019)	1
MR. WRINKLES (1047)	1

Well folks, Week 2 of Kill Fest VI is in the books, and this week saw 27 gladiators say goodbye to life. This brings our two week total up to 53. One more than last week, and if we are lucky, the trend will continue or multiply! This week saw LELU DALLAS and MASTER OF WAR both claim three lives, with NADS coming a close 2nd with 2 kills, and another 19 managers each gathering one more for the Reaper. This puts MASTER OF WAR in the lead with four kills, with NADS, MODOFO, LELU, PRECISION and MUSE in a close second with three kills apiece. And a gaggle of managers with one or two kills each. But the contest has only just begun with white lace and promises....

We had one challenge kill this week and a grand spanking total of seven veteran deaths. We, the fans, naturally mourn the loss of these gladiators. No BC or elbow drop BC kills, which is, quite frankly, embarrassing. Come on folks! Send your beasts at the fools who took out that promising gladiator! Have your fools avenge the death of their brother or sister in arms! Let mayhem reign! Oh, and no team kills either, which is sad as there were 25 team fights.

Ok now on to the good stuff. For the one challenge kill, NADS sent his human, WICKED WONDER from KLUD AND SALLY KILLERS against NALKOR IRONSIDE's Half Orc SLIGER THE SLOTH of MASTER OF DESTINY. It was a long five-minute affair, but it was no wonder that a certain human showed how wonderful the maul can be as he took down the SLIGER who showed that sloth and master do indeed equal one destiny--death. So sad. Glad to see NADS getting back into the game!

We had a nice veteran death count this week. 7 veterans of the arena fell in random singles combat. The first death was that of FURY's Dwarf D'ARVAN of SERVANTS OF FURY, who died in a four-minute melee with MASTER OF WAR's HALF ORC GUTHMA of LEGION OF CHIMERA. The only fury we saw in this fight was that of GUTHMA's francisca (if he is still using it that is) as he showed D'ARVAN that he was the master of this miniature war. Legions of fans booed the servants of Fury as they carried the still warm corpse off the sands of the arena.

Our next random death was a three-minute affair. It pitted CHO-CHANG, ACRO MANTULA's human from RAVENCLAW against SAMURAI!!11's human IDRIS ELBOW of BEST MEN. Well, IE was not the best man in this fight, as Hogwart's C-C used his double bucklers to smash IE in the elbow and knock him down, forever. So sad. We 'mourn' your loss IE, we mourn your loss.

Our third random death was a quick one: CAM's elf TARTAN of UP YER KILT took out FURIOUS TALON's human LORD BRUTAK of DARNESS FALLEN. Darkness did indeed fall on Lord Brutak, permanently it seems. He made the mistake of trying to look up TARTAN's kilt. He laughed at what he saw and paid the ultimate price after TARTAN got furious. Appears the LB will now only be the lord of the worms.

Our fourth veteran to walk the sands for the final time was POLLY PLUMMER, one of DEVIL's Dwarves from DWARVES. She was slaughtered in a two-minute match with MASTER OF WAR's human, RUDD THREETREES from NAMED MEN. RUDD did indeed make a name for men as he 'plummel'ed POLLY into the afterlife. We all mourn the loss of a female Dwarf. Dwarves throughout the Pit should set their sights on this bad man. Take him down! As no one from the DWARVES will be able to avenge POLLY.

Our next death was also a two-minute slugfest. NATURE's Half Orc, HEREALD THE HEALER from CLUSTER took down LELU DALLAS's Elf, ANNELLI STARBOURNE of STRAYLIGHT BEACH. It was like a day at the beach for HEREALD, as he did NOT heal a certain elf. Instead, true to his nature, he sent AS to be reborn in the stars. A cluster of fans ran onto the arena floor after LELU's elf went down. Another future killer put to rest.

Our sixth random veteran death was that of UNBALANCED's elf, DEJAH THORIS of BARSOOM, who died at the hands of MODOFO's Half Orc, BEER SMELLS LIKE MOM of BORN SIDEWAYS in a two-minute bout. DT was unbalanced by the smell of beer, and BSLM did not treat her like his mom. Instead, he sent part of her sideways into the sands and he sliced her into bits. Damn, that is one tough Half Orc!

Our final kill took five minutes to happen but happen it did. LELU DALLAS's Human, D3DN3D from THE SCNG took on RHOSBOGEL's Half Elf ARAPHOR from TARKILS. Sadly, ARAPHOR's fans clenched their fists as their hero died while D3DN3D sang a 'song' about brown houses. Or was it red? Well, the sands ran red, anyway. So sad. Mourn his loss. Maybe. Or cheer. I see another kill in D3DN3D's immediate future.

Well folks, that is it for Week 2 of Kill Fest VI. Let's hope next week brings even more fits of rage as people throw their computers or laptops against the wall as they realize one of their favorite gladiators has gone bye-bye. And they respond with nice Elbow Drops. And challenges.

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
MASTER OF WAR (892)	4
NADS (4)	3
LELU DALLAS (946)	3
MODOFO (783)	3
PRECISION (882)	3
MUSE (884)	3
CAM (544)	2
THECOLONEL (573)	2
THE GVNER (842)	2
NATURE (848)	2
PEASANT SCUM (2)	1
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	1
D-MAN (124)	1
COMMANDANT EITCH (315)	1
VIC VEGAS (341)	1
STIMPY (355)	1
SLIV (356)	1
SODDEN ENTRAILS (641)	1
UL (801)	1
DEVIL (803)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
THE TILLEK (818)	1
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	1
CHI (828)	1
WARDANCER (830)	1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	1
UNBALANCED (863)	1
FURY (894)	1
ARRIAN (896)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
PARANOID (966)	1
ACRO MANTULA (1002)	1
TORMENTED (1019)	1
MR. WRINKLES (1047)	1

Lelu Dallas Sun Aug 13, 2023 7:20 pm

I put in an Elbow Drop challenge but was shut out by the algos.

Also my next kill breaks 200.

I challenged SAMURAI!!11 to a race to 200 maybe two years back and I am finally about to win that one.

Very Happy

Klagrok Sun Aug 13, 2023 9:59 pm

Im sure you will hit 200 next week. My next milestone is 300. Was hoping Killfest would get me there, but my guys and gals have lost their touch Crying or Very sad

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