Kill Fest III, Week 6 (Turn 802) Results

Kill Fest III, Turn 6 Results

Manager Name (Manager#)	Kills
MARCUS(422)	4
POPPA BALROG(339)	2
CAM(544)	2
SAMURAI!!11(813)	2
VIC VEGAS(341)	1
SLIV(356)	1
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)	1
CHI(828)	1
WARDANCER(830)	1
THE BAD GUY(847)	1
STAMFORD(855)	1
MASTER OF WAR(892)	1
FURY(894)	1
ARRIAN(896)	1
FIREBIRD(908)	1
LELU DALLAS(946)	1

Turn 6 turned out to be another drowser...oops fell asleep trying to recount the total kills this turn a few times just to make sure they were indeed pathetic. I guess the only upside was for the challengers this turn as only one of the four involved in challenge kills was the challenger. However, the big news for Turn 6
was Marcus (422) gathering an awe-inspiring four kills in one turn! Three managers had two kills each and twelve managers each managed to actually get one kill this turn. Also, four managers managed to get their first kills.  We had two BC elbow-drop kills, four challenge kills, fifteen single match kills and a team kill as well. For a grand total of twenty-two kills.


                             
I will post all the details later..busy week. Total kills over six weeks are 131. Cam is in the front with seven, with Drachir and Klagrok right behind him with six kills apiece. Four managers have five kills, three managers have four, ten managers have three, 14 managers have two and twenty managers have one kill each.



Well, it took me almost seven years folks, but here are the write ups for Kill Fest III, week 6 from September 26th, 2015.   I just never got around to them before I left the game a few months after Kill Fest ended.   I will try and update them later if and when I can find the races from some of my fights with them (or if any of you have info on them that would be greatly appreciated as well). So, for now, they will just be raceless gladiators in the cog we call Bloodpit.  



There were two blood challenge kills, as well as four challenge kills, two veteran kills and a team kill.   On to the blood challenge elbow drops:  needless to say, well in these slaughters the victors were the challengers.  



On to the blood challenges.  The first one was when CAM’s boar spear wielding halfling TESSERARIUS of the TENTH LEGION elbow-dropped THE HIGH PRIEST’s ETHNICOLOR of MELODIES.  Tessy sang a nice melody as he impaled ETHNICOLOR on his boar spear.  Legions of fans approved of the multicolored entrails that fell from E’s eviscerated bowels.  It only took a minute and the kill put T just three shy of his ‘tenth’.  Too bad EVIL MAC took him out two turns later or he would have been a legend.  



The next BC kill was also an elbow-drop kill by THE BAD GUY’s SHOCKER of the EVIL VILLIANS and DAVRON’s short sword wielding half-elf TITAN of the LORDS OF IRELAND.  It took two minutes to accomplish, but it was no shocker at all that an evil villain would elbow drop a titan if they had a chance to avenge the death of a stable-mate.  I mean, they couldn’t spell their team's name right, but they could put a half-elf into the dirt permanently. The only Lords who attended this one-sided affair we said to be from some place other than Ireland.   One side note about this turn:  there were nineteen, count them, nineteen attempted blood challenge kills! Just wish all these years later we could see the same total in the turn newsletter.  



Now to the four challenge kills (out of a total of eighty-six!).  Three of them were the challenged and one of them was the challenger.  The first challenge kill was that of DRALION, BIG BAD BRUINFAN’s gladiator from PIT DU SOLIEL by CHI’s war hammering dwarf BALIN from UNDER THE MOUNTAIN.  It took three minutes, but BALIN did indeed manage to put DRALION under a lethal mountain of hurt on BBB’s gladiator, I mean there was so much excitement it was like the circus was in town!  



Next, we have ARRIAN’s DOKTOR AVALANCE of the WRECKING CREW killing JINX’s SLOTH of EVOLUTION OF SIN in a three-minute melee.  It was indeed a sin, but the Dr. unleashed an avalanche on a slow-arse gladiator and wrecked his life and well stopped his evolution to boot.  I guess SLOTH jinxed himself with a bad name.  The crew responsible for cleaning the blood and gore from the arena floor were heard mumbling about the amount of blood after this fight.  



Our third challenge kill was when my war hammer wielding half-orc CRUSH U I WILL from THE BONESNAPPERS challenged EYE OF THUNDERA’s hatchet halfling WILY-KAT of the THUNDERCATS.  This one was a long one, as a wily halfling kept on avoiding getting his bones crushed.  However, in the end the thunder of CUIW’s war hammer echoed through the pitt as he crushed W-K's shield arm and the fool panted like a cat!  Poor kitty.  

CRUSH U I WILL hits with the aimed blow!

CRUSH U I WILL's aim might prove deadly!

  Organs are jarred loose!

WILY-KAT has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!

WILY-KAT is busy dying

The Blood Master sees WILY-KAT dying, then calls for a round of betting!

CRUSH U I WILL delivers an upward stroke with his war hammer

CRUSH U I WILL tries to crush WILY-KAT's shield arm

CRUSH U I WILL has landed a potentially critical blow!

  The victim's eyes pop in shock!

A spectator says, 'I like it!'

WILY-KAT pants and dies!



The final challenge fight was a four-minute romp between FIREBIRD’s NESBITTA FIREWALKER of THE PHOENIX RISING and ARRIAN’s RAMPANT HORNICUS of SPAWNS OF HELL.  It was a hell of a fight, but a certain spawn of ARRIAN’s did not rise from the ashes like a phoenix when NESBITTA put him down.  


The first veteran kill occurred when POPPA BALROG’s military pick using dwarf UVULAITIS of ABBY NORMAL finished off THE GVNER’s JAMES T. KIRK of STAR TREK.  This fight was over quickly as the good ole captain KIRK did indeed boldly go where many gladiators have gone before...to the graveyard.  PB’s dwarf showed us he is a fan of Star Wars when he gave a permanent case of uvulitis to JTK by abnormally rearranging his throat.  Watch out for PB and his pick wielding dwarves!



Our final veteran kill was that of PRUNEFACE THE HAG, MODOFO’s half-orc long spear wielding from STOLEN FATE by POPPA BALROG’s longsword using elf FLOUNDER of FAT DRUNK AND STUPID.  This match lasted two minutes, and PRUNEFACE did indeed have her fate stolen from her by a fat, drunk and stupid elf who floundered about with his longsword trying to ruin a certain ‘beauty's’ well, prune face.  It is said she puckered up as she died and cursed FLOUNDER telling him he would one day be part of her clan’s clam chowder dish.  



We did have one team kill when STAMFORD’s crew of CFC, a five-man crew composed of DAMIEN DUFF, CARLO CUDICINI, ASHLEY COLE, JOE COLE and JOHN TERRY stomped CLIFF BANANA’s ENCLAVE DRASKA, a team made up of NEULIAL, SEMBRIK, THISSEL, FATZA and MIKAEL in a four-minute fight.  The crowd went bananas when the crew of CFC killed THISSEL.  The only who was pricked permanently in this match was the fool who was only in their third fight.  Never come to a swordfight with a cestus folks.  

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
CAM(544)	7
DRACHIR(354)	6
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)	6
ILNEVAL(93)	5
MARCUS(422)	5
SAMURAI!!11(813)	5
THE BAD GUY(847)	5
VIC VEGAS(341)	4
SLIV(356)	4
DEVIL(803)	4
PALOR(72)	3
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE(137)	3
BIG BAD BRUINFAN(173)	3
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF(817)	3
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE(852)	3
MASTER OF WAR(892)	3
THE HIGH PRIEST(897)	3
JINX(907)	3
FIREBIRD(908)	3
BALIDDIR(927)	3
STALKER(13)	2
SONS OF SATAN(149)	2
POPPA BALROG(339)	2
UL(801)	2
VENGENCE(827)	2
WARDANCER(830)	2
HUNTER(833)	2
PRIMUS(838)	2
NATURE(848)	2
THE SICKNESS(887)	2
BLUE EYES(890)	2
SURTUR(891)	2
FURY(894)	2
ARRIAN(896)	2
GURZIL(925)	2
DAVRON(14)	1
D-MAN(124)	1
STAPLE GUN(319)	1
CLIFF BANANA(345)	1
FUSION(346)	1
THE BADMAN(451)	1
THECOLONEL(573)	1
ROB ALLEN(773)	1
CRASHMON(774)	1
MODOFO(783)	1
INSANE(804)	1
EYE OF THUNDERA(821)	1
CHI(828)	1
THE MANIPULATOR(850)	1
STAMFORD(855)	1
HATRED(873)	1
PRECISION(882)	1
LOOPER(886)	1
THE TROOPER(945)	1
LELU DALLAS(946)	1

A long time overdue but for those who care here is the write-up for Kill Fest III, week 6 from back in 2015. For many of the gladiators I did not put their races as I had never faced them.  Also, interestingly, I have discovered or rediscovered some mutlis.

Finally!  Now maybe I will get a good night's sleep!