Thrakazog vs Apple Newton monster fight

THRAKAZOG                    WARRIOR NAME                  APPLE NEWTON          
          204-116-3                       RECORD                      190-111-15          
      TICKLE THIS (795)                 TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
         FUSION (346)                  MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
          Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

         is of beastly strength            ====            is of beastly strength          
  has lightning quick movements            ====            has lightning quick movements  
  has an iron-like constitution            ====            has an iron-like constitution  
      possesses great intellect            --->            is a genius                    
               has a wiry frame            <---            is grossly thin                

                  84-A CHAMPION         POPULARITY         A CHAMPION-85                  
                          4' 1"           HEIGHT           3' 8"                          
                        233 lbs           WEIGHT           203 lbs                        

                     CHAIN MAIL           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                           HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                  TARGET SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                        HATCHET        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN    

THRAKAZOG defiantly insists upon battling APPLE NEWTON!

MINUTE 1
An inexplicable shadow passes over the arena
* THRAKAZOG switches to strategy 6
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 3
APPLE NEWTON's javelin firmly entangles THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON makes a daring move javelin sailing like the wind
APPLE NEWTON stabs out at THRAKAZOG's left calf
  Body hair is removed the hard way
THRAKAZOG's target shield distracts APPLE NEWTON's javelin!
THRAKAZOG seeks a damaging blow trident moving with deadly purpose
THRAKAZOG tries to pierce APPLE NEWTON's left ankle
    . . . but APPLE NEWTON's full plate wards off the blow!
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
APPLE NEWTON's javelin moves far inside the guard range of THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON initiates an unrestrained attack on the beastly THRAKAZOG
APPLE NEWTON aims an attack directly at THRAKAZOG's gut
APPLE NEWTON strikes home with an aimed attack
  Body hair is removed the hard way
APPLE NEWTON says 'CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY 15TH KILL?  I LEFT IT SOMEWHERE IN THE ARENA.'
APPLE NEWTON's javelin bombastically meets with THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack toward the beastly THRAKAZOG
APPLE NEWTON decidedly aims for THRAKAZOG's abdomen
APPLE NEWTON successfully hits with an aimed strike
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
THRAKAZOG's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
* THRAKAZOG switches to strategy 5
APPLE NEWTON says 'I KILL SO THE IPAD MAY YET LIVE!'
APPLE NEWTON waltzes toward THRAKAZOG
THRAKAZOG crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
THRAKAZOG ruthlessly seeks wreckage trident sweeping toward its target
THRAKAZOG strikes out for APPLE NEWTON's abdomen
APPLE NEWTON seeks to deflect the blow!
THRAKAZOG has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  The strike barely annoys the target!
THRAKAZOG charges APPLE NEWTON with his trident!
THRAKAZOG directs an aimed attack toward APPLE NEWTON's gut
APPLE NEWTON doesn't want to get hit there!
THRAKAZOG guides the aimed attack and hits!
  The painful tearing of flesh is heard!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'The only good dwarf is a missing dwarf!'
APPLE NEWTON proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from THRAKAZOG!
APPLE NEWTON's javelin moves inside the normal range of THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON initiates an unrestrained attack on the beastly THRAKAZOG
APPLE NEWTON thrusts violently at THRAKAZOG's rib cage
  Moderate destruction is the result of the attack
THRAKAZOG sees a chance for destruction, and assails the beastly APPLE NEWTON
THRAKAZOG is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his chain
THRAKAZOG misses with a poorly planned attack
THRAKAZOG parries, ignoring the offensive potential of his trident
APPLE NEWTON crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
THRAKAZOG savagely attacks with his trident
APPLE NEWTON masterfully intercepts the attack!
APPLE NEWTON's javelin closes to well within the guard of THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON makes an explosive assault with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON directs an aimed attack toward THRAKAZOG's gut
APPLE NEWTON's aimed attack hits!
  The weapon hits with heavy impact
THRAKAZOG won't last much longer
* THRAKAZOG switches to strategy 3
The referee gruffly says 'Leave 'em dead, mush-for-head!'
APPLE NEWTON advances but does not risk a strike
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his opponent's unavoidable mis-step
APPLE NEWTON's javelin furiously engages THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges THRAKAZOG with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON attempts to skewer THRAKAZOG's upper body
  The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
THRAKAZOG's chest heaves with the pain of an old injury
THRAKAZOG is staggering with pain!
The referee says 'Get off stone, that my throne!'
THRAKAZOG quickly balances his hatchet and throws!
The deadly weapon is pointed at APPLE NEWTON's neck
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
THRAKAZOG says 'I'M GOING TO NEED A TISSUE SAMPLE'
* THRAKAZOG switches to strategy 2
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his opening for a devastating attack
APPLE NEWTON's javelin clashes violently against THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON charges THRAKAZOG with his javelin!
APPLE NEWTON slashes toward THRAKAZOG's sternum
THRAKAZOG partially deflects the deadly blow with his target shield
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
THRAKAZOG should quit with a full set of organs!
THRAKAZOG shifts to the off-hand, using his target shield!
THRAKAZOG tries to bang up against APPLE NEWTON's right thigh
  A dull crunch is heard

MINUTE 2
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
APPLE NEWTON's javelin clashes violently against THRAKAZOG's trident!
APPLE NEWTON launches an assault wave against THRAKAZOG
THRAKAZOG's target shield is hit by a beastly shot and it deflects the attack easily
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
APPLE NEWTON launches an assault wave against THRAKAZOG
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against THRAKAZOG's lower body with his javelin
THRAKAZOG is attempting to protect that area!
APPLE NEWTON's careful aim pays off!
THRAKAZOG partially deflects the deadly blow with his trident
  The blow is merely an annoyance
THRAKAZOG has lost bowel control
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his chance for a killing blow
APPLE NEWTON seeks a damaging blow javelin leading the way
THRAKAZOG twists to the right
THRAKAZOG swings swiftly with his trident
THRAKAZOG thrusts at APPLE NEWTON's leg
  The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
APPLE NEWTON anxiously awaits his foe's impending blunder
APPLE NEWTON strikes deviously outward with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON jabs at THRAKAZOG's nose with his javelin
APPLE NEWTON's blow avoids THRAKAZOG's helm!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
THRAKAZOG's blood is everywhere!
THRAKAZOG dies, and is soon covered with flowers by weeping fans.
APPLE NEWTON has won this test of arms!

Thrakazog was 25(18)-25(12)-25(16)-22(11)-11(3)-11 He was mostly a Counterstrike fighter till that got nerfed, then went mainly to Decoy and Parry, with a little hatchet throwing added in late for variety.

Wow! THRAKAZOG was a beast of a warrior and one to be very proud of!

Seeing the results of this fight turned at least one APPLE NEWTON skeptic; and hopefully reading the actual fight will persuade the rest, if any still exist, as to the viability of a size 3 monster.