Kill Fest IV, Week 2 Results (Turn 1096)

Kill Fest IV, Turn 2 Results

Manager Name (Manager#)	Kills
TIGER PRINCESS (1008)	2
PALOR (72)	1
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE (137)	1
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	1
ADRIAN (252)	1
POPPA BALROG (339)	1
VIC VEGAS(341)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	1
LELU DALLAS (946)	1
TAKAMURA (984)	1
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	1

For shame people. For shame. The fans of the arena left in droves this week after pelting the gladiators with soiled diapers, doggie doo doo and other such items for such an embarrasing showing. A grand total of 13 gladiators will fight no more. Thirteen! We guess we will have to wait until next week to see more blood! Only one manager managed to eek out two kills, TIGER PRINCESS(1008) and 11 others did get one kill each. Well as we only had 44 managers get their turns in I guess we expected too much for the 2nd week of the Fest.  Leading the pack is SLEAZEE P MARTINEE with three kills, 9 managers with 2 kills each and 11 managers with one kill each. Two weeks in and we have a total of 32 kills. Oh where oh where are the kills?
    We  actually had one challenge kill this week and by a brand spanking new gladiator fromSLEAZEE P MARTINEE. His new half-orc  PLAGUEMASTER GENERAL decided to send the plague at GROGNARDS LLC's half orc SON OF DAKGU.  If I were Grognard I would stay away from the name Dakgu! The father died last week and now the son. So sad.  Perhaps we shall see the Grandson of Dakgu next week? After all, half orcs are like rabbits and just keep popping out the rugrats! Nothing like kissing the sand in your first and only fight.
    We did have three kills in the 100 fight range (well one of them died at 99 but heck we need something to write about after the 'great' showing of kills this week!)   SAMURAI!!11's human RA THE VENGEFUL enacted her vengeance on FUSION's half orc JAYNE in a short two minute fight. Sorry Jayne, but that was not the Best Show Ever. Well perhaps for Ra it was. ADRIAN's half orc CHIN GASO polished off MASTER OF WAR's dwarf LORD RENGAR in a quick and brutal fight. Lord Rengar proved to be no lord or master as his chin hit the sand for the final time. And we finally come to the third and final fight of this weeks report: POPPA BALROG's dwarf QUISTER took on COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF's half elf NEMO 7.  It took three minutes, but the Quister managed to send Nemo 7 back to the sea (where we assume Nemo 1 through 6 are also resting) in a pine box! Perhaps Nemo 8 will have better luck. I see AHAB 3 'fishing' for Q the next few turns.
    Oh take a gander at the Team Fights. Looks like a lot of easy victories this round for those sending out teams.  Only one team took one a real manager. Could have been seen easy kills there is all I am saying.  

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE(137)	3
PALOR  (72)	2
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	2
POPPA BALROG (339)	2
VIC VEGAS (341)	2
STIMPY (355)	2
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)	2
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	2
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	2
TIGER PRINCESS (1008)	2
ADRIAN (252)	1
SLIV (356)	1
ROB ALLEN (773)	1
MODOFO (783)	1
DEVIL (803)	1
VENGENCE (827)	1
CHI (828)	1
UNBALANCE (863)	1
LELU DALLAS (946)	1
TAKAMURA (984)	1
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	1

For those wishing long life and health, might I recommend keeping as far away from PLAGUEMASTER GENERAL as possible!  He's a foil to just about every gladiator design.

I honestly didn't know this was going on. I got a lot of writing projects going atm and my day job selling donuts and cauliflower. But I guess I should down challenge SURTUR to hell if he's still running as he was always my best (most slayable) foil.


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