Kill Fest IV, Week 6 Results (Turn 1100)

Kill Fest IV, Turn 6 Results

SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	2
VIC VEGAS (341)	2
ILNEVAL (93)	1
D-MAN (124)	1
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE (137)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	1
CHI (828)	1
HUNTER (833)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	1
FURY (894)	1
SCIPLING (895)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
LELU DALLAS (946)	1
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	1
STABLEMASTER (990)	1
TIGER PRINCESS (1008)	1

Well Turn 6 of Kill Fest is in the books and we had a total of 21 kills (20 by managers and one by STU THE GRAVEDIGGER of The BLOOD MASTER's PEASANT SCUM. So we are now standing at 131 kills (with two of these belonging to the REF and the BLOOD MASTER).  This week VIC VEGAS and SANGUINE SAVIOR each killed two foes while 16 other managers managed to kill one opponent each.  In the lead is SANGUINE SAVIOR with seven  kills, followed by a three way tie for 2nd between PALOR. SLEAZEE P MARTINEE and LELU DALLAS with six kills apiece and following them are SAMURAI!!11 and TIGER PRINCESS with five kills each.  Six managers have managed to kill four opponents, twelves managers have three kills, nine managers have two kills and sixteen managers have one kill apiece.  
   

Again he have no blood challenge kills but we do have two challenge kills to celebrate, er I mean tell you about.  The first one resulted in a three minute affair when M, a half orc from TIGER PRINCESS's FANTASTIC FIVE killed HUNTER's half orc TYRANOSAURS REX of the CARNOSAURS.  No double oh seven or Q took part in this fight.  It was fantastic, and it only took three, but in the end a certain T-Rex was officially declared extinct.   The next challenger kill resulted in the challenger dying.  OMEGA, TIGER PRINCESS's half orc of the SWAMP DRAINERS met his match when he challenged COUNSELOR TROI, THE HIGH PRIEST's human from KARMA.  It was indeed karma for Omega, as he was given a lesson and drained of his all his blood as CT read him the greek alphabet. I guess she didn't give one Iota about him...
    We only have one veteran kill to talk about this week so we will dip into the lower ranks and write about two of them as well.   The veteran death took a measly two minutes.  DANNY DICER, GROGNARDS LLC's half orc of PUMMELER'S INC took out SUN TZU, MASTER OF WAR's human from THE CRIMSON LEGION. Good ole DD manged to dice and pummel a certain human into a crimson pulp. Legions of fans cheered this death as it appeared a certain half orc, not a human, was the master in this match.

 LION-O ,EYE OF THUNDERA's half elf from the THUNDERCATS took out RHOSGOBEL's elf, FRESHWATER CRAWLER of the TAMING THE WILD in a three minute fight.  By the end of the match, LION-O took a bite out of a certain elf and made him incapable of crawling forever as he was tamed by a wild half elf.  Then we have ROY EASTMAN-KODAK, SANGUINE SAVIOR's half elf from SHADOWS IN EDEN killing BEAVIS, THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE's halfling from MY HOODED ONES, in a quick one minute duel. It made a wonderful picture as R E-K sent BEAVIS into the shadows and NOT into Eden as the hooded ones in the stands cheered the end of BUTTHEAD's companion BEAVIS.  The camera's were flashing my friends before this one ended!

No team kills again (and there have not been any this Kill Fest at all) but as mentioned above, we did have a gladiator be killed by a member of the BLOOD MASTER's crew the PEASANT SCUM.  STU THE GRAVEDIGGER took three minutes to finish off STALKER's half elf ANOMOLY of STALKERS REVENGE.  Well sorry to say STALKER, but you won't be able to get revenge this time.  As STU dug a nice deep grave for a certain ANOMOLY.  
 

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	7
PALOR  (72)	6
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE(137)	6
LELU DALLAS (946)	6
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	5
TIGER PRINCESS (1008)	5
POPPA BALROG (339)	4
VIC VEGAS (341)	4
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)	4
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	4
PRECISION (882)	4
MASTER OF WAR (892)	4
THE WARLORD (23)	3
ILNEVAL(93)	3
D-MAN (124)	3
ADRIAN (252)	3
STIMPY (355)	3
MODOFO (783)	3
CHI (828)	3
HUNTER (833)	3
MUSE (884)	3
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	3
SCIPLING (895)	3
TAKAMURA (984)	3
ROB ALLEN (773)	2
GOD OF ROCK (796)	2
UL (801)	2
DEVIL (803)	2
VENGENCE (827)	2
THE BADGUY (847)	2
UNBALANCED (863)	2
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	2
ACRO MANTULA (1002)	2
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	1
STIMPY (355)	1
SLIV (356)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
WARDANCER (830)	1
PRIMUS (838)	1
THE GVNER (842)	1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	1
HATRED(873)	1
THE SICKNESS (887)	1
BLUE EYES (890)	1
SURTUR (891)	1
FURY (894)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (895)	1
RHOSGOBEL (932)	1
THE STABLEMASTER (990)	1

Why am I not surprised that the killingest manager in the game is in the lead as the contest enters its last quarter? And he's doing it with one hand tied behind his back, as a team sits out (for some reason).

Vic Vegas wrote:Why am I not surprised that the killingest manager in the game is in the lead as the contest enters its last quarter?  And he's doing it with one hand tied behind his back, as a team sits out (for some reason).

Because he's is a true coward and hides his warriors when they kill.  So I'm guessing he'll be down a few more teams after this week.  

I guess he doesn't believe in the idea of kill by the sword, die by the sword.

Sleazee wrote:Because he's is a true coward

I'm stayin' out of this one. Not gonna step in it. No need to insert oneself in between two murderous manager brothers.