Kill Fest V, Week 1 Results (Turn 1156)

Kill Fest V, Turn 1 Results

SURTUR(891)	2
ARRIAN(896)	2
NADS(4)	1
GERN BLANSTEN(16)	1
THE WARLORD(23)	1
ILNEVAL(93)	1
D-MAN(124)	1
VIC VEGAS(341)	1
STIMPY(355)	1
MARCUS(422)	1
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)	1
ROB ALLEN(773)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
UL(801)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
CHI(828)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
BLUE EYES(890)	1
MASTER OF WAR (892)	1
FURY(894)	1
G00NZER (1025)	1

It has begun! The contest in which the manager who can kill the most is proclaimed champion of the Pitt...well at least for a year.  Week 1 of Kill Fest V starts off with a bang...24 fools, er I mean great warriors are no more! So, so sad.  Let us hope the Blood Challenge section is filled with sadness next week! Leading the pack are ADRIAN and SURTUR each with two kills, followed by a gang of twenty wanna be winners who each managed to wrangle a kill this turn.  Aint too shabby considering 61 managers played this round.  Some of the Kill Fests have been down right snoozers.  And we, the fans, do not, I repeat do NOT want to see sissy boo boo fights! We want blood! As this is not Snooze Fest folks.

We had one blood challenge kill, no challenge kills and one veteran kill.  The blood challenge kill saw the challenger kiss the sand for the final time! SAMURAI!!11's half-elf GERMY JUICE of the HEARTS FARTS blood challenged SURTUR's dwarf, T-MONEY from DESTROY...DESTROY.  Well the only farts we heard we from the spectators as the laughed at the two minute contest.  T-MONEY did destroy a certain half-elf, splattering 'germy' juice from GJ's heart all over the arena.  Mayhap next turn a certain samurai will send PCA to do the job right. Half-elves can only do the job half right.  

Now to the one veteran death: My dwarf STONE EYE SHORTY of the BONE SNAPPERS met with VIC VEGAS's halfling CENTILLION of DON'T GO THERE.  It was a vicious fight that lasted three minutes, but in the end SES did indeed go there, snapping one of CENTILLION's bones (his poor widdle head) and got a pat on the back from the ref to boot.
 

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
SURTUR(891)	2
ARRIAN(896)	2
NADS(4)	1
GERN BLANSTEN(16)	1
THE WARLORD(23)	1
ILNEVAL(93)	1
D-MAN(124)	1
VIC VEGAS(341)	1
STIMPY(355)	1
MARCUS(422)	1
KLAGROK KEENEYES(641)	1
ROB ALLEN(773)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
UL(801)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
CHI(828)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
BLUE EYES(890)	1
MASTER OF WAR (892)	1
FURY(894)	1
G00NZER (1025)	1

Klaggity Klag wrote:sissy boo boo fights

, indeed.

Cool, I'm still in this!

We still have a long way to go D-Man. But hey, we are tied for 2nd