Kill Fest VI, Week 7 Results (Turn 1218)

Kill Fest VI, Turn 7 Results

MODOFO (783)	3
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	2
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	2
VENGENCE (827)	2
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	1
FRANK (250)	1
COMMANDANT EITCH (315)	1
VIC VEGAS (341)	1
FUSION (346)	1
SLIV (356)	1
ROB ALLEN (773)	1
HUNTER (833)	1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	1
STAMFORD (855)	1
UNBALANCED (863)	1
HATRED (873)	1
PRECISION (882)	1
RHOSGOBEL (932)	1
FLAYED CARCASSES (1020)	1
BENNY THE BLADE (1031)	1
THE FAT (1036)	1
NALKOR IRONSIDE (1039)	1
KORTIK (1054)	1

MODOFO shows up this week and takes three lives, while three other managers managed to kill two foes and 19 managers squeaked in with one kill apiece. Overall, not a bad week. 28 kills which brings the seven-week total to 194 overall kills. Well, at least we know we shall break 200 for this Kill Fest! Sadly, CAM falls flat on his face and lets some of the competition try to take his place. He s6ill leads with 10 Kills. However, with his slaughter of foes this turn, MODOFO is just two kills behind, with GERN and MASTER OF WAR waiting to take Win instead of Show.



Noteworthy kill-wise, this turn was a dud. We did have one Blood Challenge kill but a total lack of challenge kills. Three veterans said bye-bye to their fans and managers this week, and STAMFORD returns to the sands after a long hiatus and manages to get a team kill and join this list of managers with a kill. Welcome back STAMFORD! Try running some of your guys in singles though!



Our one challenge kill was a Blood Challenge kill. FLAYED CARCASSES's halfling SHERMAN, of TANKS FOR NUTTIN got revenge for the death of one of his pals back on Turn 1216. TIERYN BRAEDD, UNBALANCED's elf from DEVERRY, was indeed "de"li"ver"ed, to a certain grim reaper that is. His carcass was flayaed by a halfing tank, SHERMAN and all TB's fan got absolutely nuttin out of this fight except immense sorrow. So sad. Always nice to see the little ones get a kill.



Now on to our three veteran deaths. Our first one was over in two minutes. VIC VEGAS's dwarf, AUTOPSY-TURVY of the PANHANDLERS pulls off a RA THE VENGEFUL move and kills for the second turn in a row. Who did this vicious dwarf 'man' handle this turn? Well, he did something unspeakable and took out IT, an elf of THE UNSPEAKABLE's MY HOODED HORDES. IT was all over folks after this:
IT's intestines spill out onto the arena sands.
A shriek of terror is heard!
IT is as dead as the ref's lunch!
I am sure there will be no autopsy for a certain elf. Pretty sure we all know how he died. The only hood he shall wear is a nice death shroud, as it should be for an elf.



Our second death was a quick one; it was over in a minute. MODOFO's elf, VISERA BOBBIN of SANITARIUM took on RHOSGOBEL's dwarf, MOLTEN CORGI of TAMING THE WILD. MOLTEN was quickly tamed by an insane elf as his foe dug at his viscera like a corgi gone wild. The only thing flowing like molten lava were the tears of RHOSGOBEL's fans as they saw one of their long-time losers bite the dust. Cry if you want to. Or join the rest of us and cheer the death of another bozo who likes to spend his time in a cave.



Our final veteran death was also a quick one-minute slaughter. HUNTER's half-elf, JUAN THING of THE REAL MONSTERS took on SURTUR's half-orc ANDROID 16 of FORCE. The only force used in this fight was by JUAN THING, as he showed a certain metal headed half-orc that he was the real monster in this fight. ANDROID 16 is truly with his kind now..those that are not alive. Such a pity.



Our one and only team kill happened when STAMFORD returned to the sands since his last appearance back on Turn 811. This four-minute affair between STAMFORD's CFC, composed on DAMIEUN DUFF (dwarf), THIBAUT COURTIS (elf), ASHLEY COLE (Human), JOE COLE (half-orc) and JOHN TERRY (halfling) and TORMENTED's WAYWARD SONS, a team of two half-elves (YOUNGEST CHILD and SEVENTH SON), a halfling (FIRSTBORN), a half-orc (SON OF A BITCH) and an elf (THE BUTCHERS SON) saw the death of TORMENTED's FIRSTBORN. Well, first born, first to die I always say. It appears that indeed a few sons of TORMENTED's team were indeed wayward this fight, as they let their stable leader go bye bye. Many cans of cold DUFF beer were sold in the stands for this fight when it was announced that STAMFORD had returned. Now to get him to fight some single combats.



Well folks, that is it for week 7. I thought it might be done in the usual eight weeks, but I am thinking this one might continue a few more weeks.

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
CAM (544)	10
MODOFO (783)	8
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	7
MASTER OF WAR (892)	7
ACRO MANTULA (1002)	6
NADS (4)	5
D-MAN (124)	5
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	5
VIC VEGAS (341)	5
DANNY D BLOODY (82)	4
STIMPY (355)	4
UL (801)	4
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	4
VENGENCE (827)	4
CHI (828)	4
WAR DANCER (830)	4
HUNTER (833)	4
THE GVNER (842)	4
PRECISION (882)	4
MUSE (884)	4
ARRIAN (896)	4
LELU DALLAS (946)	4
BRINGER (1016)	4
STALKER (13)	3
COMMANDANT EITCH (315)	3
POPPA BALROG (339)	3
SLIV (356)	3
THECOLONEL (573)	3
SODDEN ENTRAILS (641)	3
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	3
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	3
UNBALANCED (863)	3
PARANOID (966)	3
TORMENTED (1019)	3
BENNY THE BLADE (1031)	3
THE WARLORD (23)	2
DEVIL (803)	2
NATURE (848)	2
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	2
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	2
LOOPER (886)	2
THE SICKNESS (887)	2
RHOSGOBEL (932)	2
FLAYED CARCASSES (1020)	2
KORTIK (1054)	2
PEASANT SCUM (2)	1
FRANK (250)	1
FUSION (346)	1
ROB ALLEN (773)	1
GOD OF ROCK (796)	1
INSANE(804)	1
THE TILLEK (818)	1
PRIMUS (838)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
MR ANGRY (851)	1
STAMFORD (855)	1
HATRED (873)	1
SURTUR (891)	1
FURY (894)	1
SCIPLING (895)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)	1
TAKAMURA (984)	1
ALPHAFORCE (986)	1
THE FAT (1036)	1
NALKOR IRONSIDE (1039)	1
MR. WRINKLES (1047)	1
MITTS (1049)	1
THE EXECUTIONER (1056)	1
FEUFOLLET (1057)	1