PLAYER TWO (Frank the Tank) 170-80-11 Dwarf - Trident

PLAYER was an amazing warrior, and inspired my creation of APPLE NEWTON.  My stable only managed to best him once or twice, though he planted two of mine. - Vic Vegas


     BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN                WARRIOR NAME                   PLAYER TWO          
          131-77-3                       RECORD                      144-50-10            
    THE CONDITIONS (899)               TEAM NAME               INTENTION: GANK (1134)    
      VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              FRANK THE TANK (505)      
         Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

         is of mighty strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
           has agile movements            --->            has swift movements            
 has an iron-like constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
     possesses great intellect            <---            is a gifted strategist          
              has a wiry frame            <---            could blow away in the wind    

 78-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         A WARRIOR OF GREAT RENOWN-89    
                         4' 1"           HEIGHT           3' 10"                          
                       228 lbs           WEIGHT           207 lbs                        

                    FULL-PLATE           ARMOR            FULL-PLATE                      
                     FULL-HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                    BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         TRIDENT                        
                 TARGET SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                    BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        BOAR SPEAR                      

MINUTE 1
Flies gather in anticipation
* BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN switches to strategy 6
* PLAYER TWO switches to strategy 4
PLAYER TWO quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
The weapon is aimed at BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's chest
 A shallow wound is left in the wake
PLAYER TWO switches his backup boar spear to his secondary hand!
PLAYER TWO quickly balances his boar spear and throws!
It's pointed at BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's weapon arm
 The power of the blow could fell an ox!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
* BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN switches to strategy 5
* PLAYER TWO switches to strategy 5
PLAYER TWO moves defensively to the right
PLAYER TWO makes a decisive lunge
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's target shield is hit by a beastly shot which fails to harm it
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN responds instantly to the assault and jabs at PLAYER TWO
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN stabs out at PLAYER TWO's left breast
 A bone is nicked!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN says 'DO YOU HAVE ANY CORTICOSTEROIDS THAT I CAN BORROW?'
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN charges PLAYER TWO with his boar spear!
PLAYER TWO masterfully intercepts the attack!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN anxiously awaits his foe's inevitable blunder
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN charges PLAYER TWO with his boar spear!
PLAYER TWO miraculously deflects the deadly shot
The referee says 'What was that, grandma's hat?'
PLAYER TWO charges BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN with his trident!
PLAYER TWO tries to disarm BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's boar spear with his trident
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN manages to hang on to his weapon
The referee says 'Don't talk--head like chalk!'
PLAYER TWO charges BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN with his trident!
PLAYER TWO feigns an attack to get past BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's target shield!
PLAYER TWO makes an attack toward BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's left calf
PLAYER TWO has successfully hit with an aimed attack
 There is a moment's difficulty in withdrawing the weapon!
* BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN switches to strategy 4
The referee says 'Slash that trash!'
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN steps carefully to the left
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN makes a furious surge forward boar spear blazing a path of destruction
PLAYER TWO masterfully intercepts the attack!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN defends himself, in an attempt to waste the energy of his opponent.
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN charges PLAYER TWO with his boar spear!
PLAYER TWO bats aside the incoming attack
PLAYER TWO initiates a breath-taking lunge
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
PLAYER TWO tries to sweep BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN off his feet with his trident
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN is tripped up, and falls to the ground!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN jumps up, raising a cloud of sand and dust
PLAYER TWO lunges half-heartedly
PLAYER TWO feigns an attack to get past BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's target shield!
PLAYER TWO guides an aimed shot at BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's left hip
PLAYER TWO has successfully hit with an aimed attack
 A soft squish is heard
The shot proves popular with the girls
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN sees multiple opponents
* BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN switches to strategy 3

MINUTE 2
* PLAYER TWO switches to strategy 6
PLAYER TWO makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN!
PLAYER TWO makes an explosive assault trident ravenous for a kill
PLAYER TWO tries to sweep BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN off his feet with his trident
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN careens groundward!!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
* BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN switches to strategy 2
PLAYER TWO makes an awe-inspiring lunge
PLAYER TWO jabs at BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's gut with his trident
PLAYER TWO has landed a potentially critical blow!
 Mangled flesh is the result of the blow!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN's torso is torn asunder and he falls, never to rise!
BRUDZINSKI'S SIGN steals the initiative, expiring on the spot!
PLAYER TWO triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!