WARWICK DAVIS (102-56-5) v MOONSHINE SOONMINE (160-98-3)

**Vic Vegas** Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:18 pm

WARWICK DAVIS WARRIOR NAME MOONSHINE SOONMINE
102-56-5 RECORD 160-98-3
BEST MEN! (1795) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1)
SAMURAI!!11 (813) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1)
Halfling Male RACE/GENDER Halfling Male

is of formidable strength ---> is of powerful strength
has swift movements ---> has lightning quick movements
has a brawny constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution
is a gifted strategist ==== is a gifted strategist
is somewhat large <--- is of average build

77-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR POPULARITY HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-80
4' 8" HEIGHT 4' 4"
194 lbs WEIGHT 200 lbs

SCALE MAIL ARMOR SCALE MAIL
CAMAIL HELM HELM
JAVELIN MAIN WEAPON JAVELIN
TOWER SHIELD OFF WEAPON JAVELIN
JAVELIN SPARE WEAPON JAVELIN

WARWICK DAVIS demands to meet with MOONSHINE SOONMINE!

MINUTE 1
The referee signals the start of combat
* WARWICK DAVIS switches to strategy 6
MOONSHINE SOONMINE says 'YOU ARE STANDING BETWEEN ME AND MY MEDICINE.'
* MOONSHINE SOONMINE switches to strategy 6
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attacks with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE thrusts at WARWICK DAVIS's kidneys
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
MOONSHINE SOONMINE initiates an unrestrained attack on WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS bounds backward from the assault
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS attempts to skewer MOONSHINE SOONMINE's shoulderblade
A dull crunch is heard
A cloud passes by, capturing the crowd's attention
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE makes a furious surge forward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE guides an aimed shot at WARWICK DAVIS's right temple
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has struck home with a well-aimed blow
The attack proves ineffective
WARWICK DAVIS shifts expectantly to one side
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS assaults MOONSHINE SOONMINE's left ear
WARWICK DAVIS successfully hits with an aimed strike
WARWICK DAVIS has landed a potentially critical blow!
WARWICK DAVIS's blow avoids MOONSHINE SOONMINE's helm!
The weapon rattles under the powerfully bloody impact!
* MOONSHINE SOONMINE switches to strategy 5
MOONSHINE SOONMINE strikes wantonly at the swift WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts to skewer WARWICK DAVIS's weapon arm
The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
The referee grumbles and says 'Don't worry kid. Me pile of brick once.'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE engages WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS backflips out of reach!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE guides a strike at WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS deftly avoids the incoming attack
The referee grunts and says 'Don't fall down, bozo-clown!'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE seeks to destroy the formidable WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE decidedly aims toward WARWICK DAVIS's right temple with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has struck home with a well-aimed blow
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
WARWICK DAVIS strikes quickly with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE effortlessly parries the blow
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS directs an aimed blow toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE's left cheek
WARWICK DAVIS takes aim, and hits home!
WARWICK DAVIS's blow avoids MOONSHINE SOONMINE's helm!
A satisfactory crunch is heard
MOONSHINE SOONMINE strikes deviously outward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his scale
MOONSHINE SOONMINE misses badly, and ends up overextended
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attacks WARWICK DAVIS's head with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has successfully hit with an aimed attack
A nasty wound is opened
WARWICK DAVIS whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at the powerful MOONSHINE SOONMINE
WARWICK DAVIS attempts to impale MOONSHINE SOONMINE's upper body
. . . but MOONSHINE SOONMINE's scale proves a bulwark against the attack!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE violently thrusts forward javelin gliding toward its target
WARWICK DAVIS unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE thrusts violently at WARWICK DAVIS's right elbow
. . . but WARWICK DAVIS's scale saves the warrior's skin!
WARWICK DAVIS bursts forth with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS attempts to skewer MOONSHINE SOONMINE's heart with his javelin
The blow lands at an ineffective angle
WARWICK DAVIS decides to use his tower shield!
WARWICK DAVIS bashes away at MOONSHINE SOONMINE's leg with his tower shield
The damage is amusingly slight
The referee grunts and says 'Don't sit on lunch, I hurt you a bunch!'
WARWICK DAVIS anxiously awaits his chance to land a decisive blow
WARWICK DAVIS decides to use his tower shield!
WARWICK DAVIS tries to bang up against MOONSHINE SOONMINE's right hip
The strike barely annoys the target!

MINUTE 2
A spectator calls out, 'The shorty wants a little off the top!'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE takes a shot at the swift WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS dives out of the way!
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE shifts quickly to the right
WARWICK DAVIS moves wheelwise about the enemy
WARWICK DAVIS attacks javelin moving to the fore
WARWICK DAVIS attempts to skewer MOONSHINE SOONMINE's right thigh
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
MOONSHINE SOONMINE charges WARWICK DAVIS with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot from above
The referee gruffly says 'Don't sit still--makes me ill!'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE engages WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS ducks under the blow
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE makes an effective retreat
MOONSHINE SOONMINE whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at the formidable WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS efficiently dodges to one side
The referee gruffly says 'Grovel in gravel!'
WARWICK DAVIS makes a measured attack with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS misses, forgetting which way is up
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE pivots out of the way
MOONSHINE SOONMINE seeks to destroy the swift WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS jumps over the incoming blow!
A spectator calls out, 'Put that shorty on the rack!'
WARWICK DAVIS attacks suddenly, startling MOONSHINE SOONMINE!
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS assails MOONSHINE SOONMINE's forehead
WARWICK DAVIS strikes home with an aimed attack
WARWICK DAVIS's blow avoids MOONSHINE SOONMINE's helm!
A bloody gash is left in the wake!
The crowd cheers for more!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has seen better days
The referee grunts and says 'Take a plunge, try the lunge'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE looks to bring pain with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS dodges miraculously to avoid the blow
MOONSHINE SOONMINE engages the formidable WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS's dodge attempt is slowed by encumbrance!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE thrusts violently at WARWICK DAVIS's right thigh
The blow is merely an annoyance
WARWICK DAVIS drives suddenly forward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
WARWICK DAVIS makes an explosive assault javelin spelling danger for all in its path
MOONSHINE SOONMINE crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE engages the swift WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE guides an aimed shot at WARWICK DAVIS's right ear
MOONSHINE SOONMINE hits with an aimed attack
The strike could be repelled by a piece of wet paper
Scattered boos are heard
MOONSHINE SOONMINE suddenly lunges forward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts to skewer WARWICK DAVIS's left arm with his javelin
The strike creates a gruesome wound!
WARWICK DAVIS's off arm is starting to move only with pain
* WARWICK DAVIS switches to strategy 3
MOONSHINE SOONMINE says 'LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.'
The referee gruffly says 'Stop your drool, ugly fool!'
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS drives a blow toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE's face
WARWICK DAVIS guides the aimed attack and hits!
An awful crunch is heard!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE considers entering politics

MINUTE 3
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts a strike at WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE thrusts violently at WARWICK DAVIS's midsection
A weak blow is landed
WARWICK DAVIS strikes deviously outward with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS jabs at MOONSHINE SOONMINE's right arm
. . . but MOONSHINE SOONMINE's scale protects the warrior from harm!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE takes a strategic step backward
MOONSHINE SOONMINE surges forward with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts to impale WARWICK DAVIS's left knee
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
* WARWICK DAVIS switches to strategy 1
MOONSHINE SOONMINE baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from WARWICK DAVIS!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE moves in on the formidable WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which fails to harm it
MOONSHINE SOONMINE drives suddenly forward with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS ducks under the blow
MOONSHINE SOONMINE leads the cavalry against WARWICK DAVIS
WARWICK DAVIS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and it deflects the attack easily
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts in and out with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts to skewer WARWICK DAVIS's right calf
Ligaments are torn
WARWICK DAVIS tilts aftward in agony!
WARWICK DAVIS defends himself, trying to draw more stamina from his opponent.
WARWICK DAVIS initiates an assault with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS slashes toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE's left ribs
WARWICK DAVIS has landed a potentially critical blow!
The strike merely grazes the defender
MOONSHINE SOONMINE is leaking like a sieve!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE drives suddenly forward javelin sweeping toward its target
MOONSHINE SOONMINE thrusts violently at WARWICK DAVIS's weapon arm with his javelin
The wound is bleeding freely
The attack proves popular with the buzzards
WARWICK DAVIS's trainer turns suddenly pale
MOONSHINE SOONMINE advances grimly
MOONSHINE SOONMINE takes a swing with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot while defending its user
MOONSHINE SOONMINE steps carefully to the left
MOONSHINE SOONMINE surges forward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE slashes toward WARWICK DAVIS's left leg
The strike is hardly noticed
WARWICK DAVIS waltzes toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE
WARWICK DAVIS decidedly aims toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE's forehead
WARWICK DAVIS takes aim, and hits home!
...it feels like a paper cut
MOONSHINE SOONMINE could use a painkiller
WARWICK DAVIS is eager to block the enemy's strike with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE twists effortlessly away
MOONSHINE SOONMINE charges WARWICK DAVIS with his javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS twists to the right
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE charges WARWICK DAVIS with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE strikes out for WARWICK DAVIS's right cheek
MOONSHINE SOONMINE successfully hits with an aimed strike
WARWICK DAVIS partially deflects the deadly blow with his tower shield
MOONSHINE SOONMINE's blow avoids WARWICK DAVIS's camail!
The strike looks very painful!
WARWICK DAVIS is beginning to taste death!
A spectator calls out, 'Did you say half-ling or half-thing?'
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE pivots out of the way
WARWICK DAVIS defends himself, in an attempt to waste the energy of his opponent.
WARWICK DAVIS charges MOONSHINE SOONMINE with his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE spins gracefully away!

MINUTE 4
MOONSHINE SOONMINE leaps in toward WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE fails to land a difficult shot
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE hopes to hit the swift WARWICK DAVIS
MOONSHINE SOONMINE slashes toward WARWICK DAVIS's right elbow
The strike is hardly noticed
WARWICK DAVIS lunges murderously forward javelin blazing a deadly path
WARWICK DAVIS feigns an attack to get past MOONSHINE SOONMINE's javelin!
WARWICK DAVIS slashes toward MOONSHINE SOONMINE's right shoulder
The strike could be repelled by a piece of wet paper
The band leader yells, "Our drummer hits harder than that!"
MOONSHINE SOONMINE lists to starboard in great pain!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE suddenly lunges forward with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE assails WARWICK DAVIS's left ear with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE hits with an aimed attack
MOONSHINE SOONMINE's blow avoids WARWICK DAVIS's camail!
The wound is bleeding freely
WARWICK DAVIS has seen better days
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attacks with his javelin
MOONSHINE SOONMINE attempts to skewer WARWICK DAVIS's right calf
WARWICK DAVIS partially deflects the deadly blow with his tower shield
An irritating scratch results
WARWICK DAVIS won't last much longer
The referee grunts and says 'Total kill makes me ill!'
MOONSHINE SOONMINE darts in and out with his javelin
WARWICK DAVIS's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and it swallows the blow whole
MOONSHINE SOONMINE makes swift use of his javelin!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE decidedly aims for WARWICK DAVIS's right ear
MOONSHINE SOONMINE hits with an aimed attack
The strike is easily shrugged off
WARWICK DAVIS wobbles precariously
WARWICK DAVIS sways back and forth, then falls down dead!
MOONSHINE SOONMINE has won the battle!
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Thank you Samurai!!11 for sending me this fight to post. Nothing like some hot, shorty on shorty, fur footed action! After the fight, MOONSHINE SOONMINE was reportedly heard saying that he got nervous during the match.