Turn is running

Apologies in advance for any further murders caused by my challenges.

Woot! And I had just checked to see and put in a few challenges and naturally Keeper decides to run the turn 

Damn VIC, sorry about LOLMAGEDDON! Too bad it is not Kill Fest.  Crappy turn, but at least the kills have been rolling in the last few turns. And an awesome replacement roll-up:

4-11-12-7-4-15.  You know what I am thinking 

Oops Homer fingers:

4-13-12-7-4-15.

If one of my gladiators is going to die, it might as well be at the hands of one of my favorite types of horcs!!!

You know what I mean.

4-11-12-7-4-15
8-17-14-7-4-19 <-- flail horc
5-17-14-7-4-22 <-- naked flail horc?  

Who else knew Vic would go with that design???

Dang VIC, and here I was thinking Halfling material . First one was what I was gonna go with…but heck, that naked one has some potential!

Just after I put in a couple of training tweaks for my brutal, horc younglings, and... the turn is running.  Of course.  I can't complain, though!  Early turns are best turns!  Something tells me this week will be extra-murdery.

I randomly swapped weapons for all my gladiators just to keep them on their toes.  You should try it, too.

No think I shall pass on that VIC.  Lost a veteran today and see SLEAZEE lost CUTHBERT just shy of 150 fights.  That truly sucks.  Sorry for the loss SLEAZEE.

The referee grumbles and says 'Bonk!'
LITTLE BOY SUE sees a chance for destruction, and assails NERF HERDER
NERF HERDER twists painfully in a clumsy parry
NERF HERDER's hand has taken a bloody injury!
NERF HERDER scoops up a great pick from the ground.

Just be grateful this didn't happen.  Fight was very soon over as my idiot stood there, looking at what he had just scooped up.  I can see him now, gently petting/stroking the pick, while mumbling "Pretty."

Well, VIC, as you know, our guys who start with less INT than fingers on one hand sometimes have a hard time figuring out what they just dropped…..

It actually takes two hands to count this guy's intellect.     Shocking, I know.

If you have a pop point and are ranked in the top 20 in the Pitt, STFAway from SHERRI. She's gotten two pop point 1 minute kills in the last 20 fights.

Problem was, she had two POP zones and was just a walking corpse.  Just a matter of time.  And a starting DEX of 5 did not help.  And I trained her my old mishmash way.  If I run another one like her again, the training will be WAY different.  The other POP zone was her Primary Arm.  Almost got to 200 fights 

Lelu Dallas wrote:If you have a pop point and are ranked in the top 20 in the Pitt, STFAway from SHERRI. She's gotten two pop point 1 minute kills in the last 20 fights.

SHERRI's got at least one more kill in her, fer sure.

This could be a long run as Nads is back & sending 8 to the Monsters, though few stand a chance.

Good luck Nads!

Well, I think some of his were just low lying fruit he wanted to get rid of But glad to see him back! Even though one of my guys wasn't

Well here is hoping for a bloody round.  Kill Fest is on the horizon, so we need to get back to thirty kills or more a turn.  

This should be a VERY bloody turn!

Nope, another one of those sad low kill turns  Best get them out of the way now before Kill Fest starts…and speaking of kills! VIC! How could you ;)

Didn't you just kill one of my young ones?

Hehehehe yes I did

It has been running for a little bit.  Did one of Gern's young brutes get lucky?  Stay tuned to find out!

Well, my guys and gals did not show up this turn. 1-4 versus CAM. At least I went 2-1 versus NADS and 1-0 versus GERN when I am lucky to get a win against them, but I did get my usual 'great' training in!

Here we go!  Will Gern's li'l fur footed beast get lucky?  Why would such a young thing be going to the monsters?

BLOODMANCE steps quickly toward CRO MAGNUN
BLOODMANCE decidedly aims for CRO MAGNUN's abdomen
BLOODMANCE hits with an aimed attack
BLOODMANCE has landed a potentially critical blow!
   The target area is pulverized!
CRO MAGNUN has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!

Did this teamfight from turn 1131 have anything to do with it?