POUNDING SAND vs SHORT TEMPER

POUNDING SAND                  WARRIOR NAME                  SHORT TEMPER          
           115-74-1                       RECORD                      182-122-6            
 I WANT TO BE A CLOWN (1720)            TEAM NAME                  THE MONSTERS (1)        
         MODOFO (783)                  MANAGER NAME              THE BLOOD MASTER (1)      
        Halfling Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

          is of mighty strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
  has lightning quick movements            <---            has swift movements            
      has a brawny constitution            --->            has an iron-like constitution  
             is a quick thinker            --->            is a genius                    
             has a slight build            --->            is of average build            

      74-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-80  
                          4' 3"           HEIGHT           4' 2"                          
                        175 lbs           WEIGHT           279 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            LEATHER                        
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            HELM                            
                   QUARTERSTAFF        MAIN WEAPON         BOAR SPEAR                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                   QUARTERSTAFF        SPARE WEAPON        BOAR SPEAR                      

POUNDING SAND valiantly engages the mighty SHORT TEMPER!

MINUTE 1
A message in the sand reads, 'In memory of Mala'
POUNDING SAND says 'MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO GO POUND SAND. WHAT A GREAT SUGGESTION!'
* POUNDING SAND switches to strategy 6
SHORT TEMPER says 'DON'T GET ME STARTED....'
* SHORT TEMPER switches to strategy 6
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
SHORT TEMPER thrusts violently at POUNDING SAND's weapon arm with his boar spear
  Chunks of severed flesh fly outward!!
POUNDING SAND has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
POUNDING SAND makes a furious surge forward quarterstaff ravenous for a kill
SHORT TEMPER effortlessly parries the blow
SHORT TEMPER steps quickly toward the mighty POUNDING SAND
POUNDING SAND pivots out of the way
POUNDING SAND hopes to hit the swift SHORT TEMPER
POUNDING SAND feigns an attack to get past SHORT TEMPER's boar spear!
POUNDING SAND bashes at SHORT TEMPER's heart
  An ordinary blow has been struck
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Halflings are just pretty dwarves!'
SHORT TEMPER attacks suddenly, startling POUNDING SAND!
SHORT TEMPER tries to land a difficult shot on POUNDING SAND
SHORT TEMPER attempts to impale POUNDING SAND's right leg
  A spot of crimson can be seen
* POUNDING SAND switches to strategy 3
SHORT TEMPER hesitates
SHORT TEMPER whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at the mighty POUNDING SAND
SHORT TEMPER feigns an attack to get past POUNDING SAND's quarterstaff!
SHORT TEMPER thrusts violently at POUNDING SAND's unmentionables
POUNDING SAND's defense looks impenetrable!
SHORT TEMPER narrowly gets past POUNDING SAND's defenses!
  Ligaments are torn
POUNDING SAND baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from SHORT TEMPER!
POUNDING SAND seeks to destroy the swift SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
SHORT TEMPER drives suddenly forward boar spear moving with lethal fury
POUNDING SAND cartwheels out of the way!
The referee grumbles and says 'Give strategic ground!'
POUNDING SAND makes an attack against SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER leans right, avoiding the blow
POUNDING SAND whips up a sandstorm with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND feigns an attack to get past SHORT TEMPER's boar spear!
POUNDING SAND aims an attack directly at SHORT TEMPER's thigh with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND hits with the aimed blow!
  A respectable wound occurs
SHORT TEMPER aims a swift strike with his boar spear
POUNDING SAND has plenty of room to dodge
POUNDING SAND guides a blow toward the swift SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER cartwheels out of the way!
SHORT TEMPER launches an assault wave against POUNDING SAND
POUNDING SAND leaps magnificently to one side!
POUNDING SAND pauses to get reoriented
POUNDING SAND darts in at SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
The referee gruffly says 'Take a plunge, try the lunge'
POUNDING SAND lunges murderously forward with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND tries to sweep SHORT TEMPER off his feet with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER is thrown off balance, then staggers and lands in the mud!
SHORT TEMPER regains perpendicularity!
The referee grumbles and says 'Hey! Real good shale-face!'
SHORT TEMPER is ready to hit the mighty POUNDING SAND
POUNDING SAND ducks under the blow
POUNDING SAND steps quickly toward the swift SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER jumps over the incoming blow!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND darts to one side!
POUNDING SAND makes a furious surge forward quarterstaff dancing in wild patterns
SHORT TEMPER twists out from under the attack
POUNDING SAND violently attacks with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER dodges fluidly away from the blow

MINUTE 2
SHORT TEMPER skillfully steals an attack from POUNDING SAND!
SHORT TEMPER initiates an assault boar spear feverish with violence
POUNDING SAND easily avoids the blow
SHORT TEMPER attacks urgently with his boar spear
POUNDING SAND backflips out of reach!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND effortlessly parries the blow
POUNDING SAND whips up a sandstorm with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND tries to sweep SHORT TEMPER off his feet with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER spills onto the ground!
SHORT TEMPER finds an opportunity to stand
A spectator calls out, 'Did you say half-ling or half-thing?'
POUNDING SAND puts great fire and fury into his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER spins gracefully away!
The referee grunts and says 'Beat the slime, or I make new rhyme!'
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND twists easily out of reach
The referee says 'Sit on lunch, your brain I crunch!'
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND leaps over the incoming attack!
The referee gruffly says 'Grab your toes, bone-head schmoes.'
POUNDING SAND violently attacks quarterstaff moving with deadly purpose
POUNDING SAND misplaces a shot
The referee says 'Start to droop? Eat boulder soup!'
SHORT TEMPER moves unexpectedly under an attack by POUNDING SAND!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND makes an effective retreat
SHORT TEMPER searches for better footing
SHORT TEMPER engages the enemy with his boar spear
SHORT TEMPER darts in on POUNDING SAND, circumventing the lightning quick parry!
SHORT TEMPER tries to sweep POUNDING SAND off his feet with his boar spear
POUNDING SAND hits the sand hard!
POUNDING SAND's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
POUNDING SAND rises uneasily from the bloody sand
* POUNDING SAND switches to strategy 2
POUNDING SAND attempts a simple strike with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER deftly avoids the incoming attack
SHORT TEMPER advances grimly
SHORT TEMPER leaps in viciously boar spear whistling through the air
SHORT TEMPER attempts to skewer POUNDING SAND's right ear
  A weak blow is landed
POUNDING SAND executes a downward strike with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER deftly avoids the incoming attack
POUNDING SAND makes conservative attacks with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER dances away from the blow!
POUNDING SAND lunges murderously forward quarterstaff moving like the wind
SHORT TEMPER skips backward, out of harm's way
SHORT TEMPER darts in and out with his boar spear
POUNDING SAND dodges inside the blow and is missed
POUNDING SAND remains calm and plans a simple attack with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
The referee grumbles and says 'Hey! Real good shale-face!'
SHORT TEMPER initiates harmful action upon the mighty POUNDING SAND
POUNDING SAND leans right, avoiding the blow
The referee grumbles and says 'Grovel in gravel!'
POUNDING SAND initiates an assault quarterstaff darting like a demon
SHORT TEMPER masterfully intercepts the attack!
SHORT TEMPER seeks to take vengeance upon POUNDING SAND
POUNDING SAND gracefully deflects the attack
POUNDING SAND initiates an assault with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER masterfully intercepts the attack!

MINUTE 3
SHORT TEMPER darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SHORT TEMPER glances left and right
SHORT TEMPER guides a blow toward POUNDING SAND
SHORT TEMPER stabs out at POUNDING SAND's back with his boar spear
  A solid blow has landed
POUNDING SAND has lost bowel control
POUNDING SAND strikes swiftly at SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER effortlessly parries the blow
POUNDING SAND attacks urgently quarterstaff gliding toward its target
SHORT TEMPER cartwheels out of the way!
POUNDING SAND strikes deviously outward with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND attempts to smash SHORT TEMPER's left shoulder
  The warriors are spattered with blood!
POUNDING SAND says 'HEY! I'M TRYING TO POUND SAND HERE. STOP GETTING IN MY WAY!'
SHORT TEMPER says 'THAT'S IT....I'M TRIGGERED!!!'
POUNDING SAND attempts a blow against SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER leaps away, and lands in good position!
POUNDING SAND attacks urgently with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER leaps out of the way with great prowess
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
SHORT TEMPER makes an erratic attack that fails to impact
POUNDING SAND seeks to lay waste with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER effortlessly parries the blow
POUNDING SAND takes a strategic step forward
POUNDING SAND steps in for a quick blow at the beastly SHORT TEMPER
POUNDING SAND strikes out for SHORT TEMPER's left hip with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND hits with an aimed attack
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
POUNDING SAND swings around and attacks quarterstaff whirling ominously
SHORT TEMPER jumps over the incoming blow!
POUNDING SAND amazes everyone by sneaking in a blow against SHORT TEMPER!
POUNDING SAND makes conservative attacks with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
POUNDING SAND steals the initiative from SHORT TEMPER!
POUNDING SAND is ready to hit the beastly SHORT TEMPER
POUNDING SAND feigns an attack to get past SHORT TEMPER's boar spear!
POUNDING SAND tries to sweep SHORT TEMPER off his feet with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER slams face-first into the dirt!!
SHORT TEMPER barely manages to stand
POUNDING SAND steals the initiative from SHORT TEMPER!
POUNDING SAND lurches suddenly at the swift SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER masterfully intercepts the attack!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND dances away from the blow!
POUNDING SAND violently attacks quarterstaff carving a deadly swath
SHORT TEMPER spins gracefully away!
POUNDING SAND dives in at SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER dodges to the right
POUNDING SAND swings swiftly quarterstaff sailing like the wind
POUNDING SAND tries to sweep SHORT TEMPER off his feet with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER greets the dirt face-first!
SHORT TEMPER's secondary leg is causing trouble - the trouble of pain
SHORT TEMPER moves swiftly upward from the sands
SHORT TEMPER darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND slips gracefully under the strike!
POUNDING SAND makes an attack against the swift SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER miraculously deflects the deadly shot
POUNDING SAND remains calm and plans a simple attack with his quarterstaff
POUNDING SAND tries to sweep SHORT TEMPER off his feet with his quarterstaff
SHORT TEMPER tumbles gracelessly to the ground!
SHORT TEMPER rises up from the lower altitudes!
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
POUNDING SAND weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
POUNDING SAND's quarterstaff breaks under the impact!
POUNDING SAND switches his backup quarterstaff to his primary hand!
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Hey ref!  Don't step on that furball!'
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
SHORT TEMPER thrusts at POUNDING SAND's shield arm with his boar spear
  A spot of crimson can be seen
The band plays louder
POUNDING SAND's off arm is starting to move only with pain
POUNDING SAND could use a painkiller

MINUTE 4
POUNDING SAND seeks to land a deadly blow against SHORT TEMPER
SHORT TEMPER weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
SHORT TEMPER charges POUNDING SAND with his boar spear!
SHORT TEMPER jabs at POUNDING SAND's right leg
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
The drummer loses control and tosses a drumstick away
POUNDING SAND has nothing left but determination!
POUNDING SAND's organs are lethally rearranged!
SHORT TEMPER claims victory before the cheering fans!