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Post  Klagrok Sun Aug 20, 2023 3:42 pm


Kill Fest VI, Turn 2 Results
CAM (544)3
ARRIAN (896)3
BRINGER (1016)3
NADS (4)1
GERN BLANSTEN (16)1
THE WARLORD (23)1
POPPA BALROG (339)1
STIMPY (355)1
SLIV (356)1
THECOLONEL (573)1
MODOFO (783) 1
UL (801)1
DEVIL (803)1
EYE OF THUNDERA(821)1
WAR DANCER (830)1
SURTUR (891) 1
LELU DALLAS (946)1
ACRO MANTULA (1002)1
MITTS (1049)1

   
   
Week 3 of Kill Fest just follows the same pattern as the first few weeks, subpar killings.  Only 25 to record this week, which puts the three-week total at 78.  Come on folks, let's get to at least 40! Three managers, CAM, ARRIAN and BRING, all managed to leave three opposing managers in tears, taking three lives each.  A gaggle of 16 other managers managed to get one kill apiece.  Leading the pack after three weeks is CAM, with 5 total kills, while five other managers are ready to surpass him with four kills.  And behind them are a pack of managers waiting to get in on the action.  Darn CAM and his flock of vicious little gutter rats!


We did have some nice action this week though.  Four challenge kills this week, and sadly (or gladly depending on your point of view) two of them were the challengers.  Let's hope next week brings ever more of these types of kills! But, alas, none were Blood Challenge or Elbow Drop kills.  Guess we need to wait until next week for those!  We had three veterans grace the sands for the last time this week, and two gladiators died in team fights as well.  Speaking of the team fights, appears we had at least two that were total snooze fests! So glad the fans got some kills from watching the other ones this week!


Our first challenge kill occurred when The HIGH PRIEST decided to send his dwarf MEMORY from MELODIES against GERN BLANSTEN's elf STEVE PARRY of BIG TIME SINGERS.  Sadly, THE HIGH PRIEST's dwarf will indeed from now on just be a memory.  The only melodies we heard were from STEVE, who sang big time after putting down the bozo who just challenged him in record time.  Well, HIGH PRIEST, that is what you get for challenging GERN.  GERN whoop arse on the fool and get some more kills!


Our next challenge kill was a two-minute bout between LYDIA KRAKEN, LELU DALLAS's Dwarf from THE SCNG challenged SURTUR's half-orc BIBI-DEE of FORCE.  The kraken was indeed released, and the force of her weapon required more than 'sutures' to fix.  LYDIA was heard singing a song that went something like this 'Lala lee, I am gonna kill me a stupid arsed named half-orc named bibi-dee' or something like that.  Thank you LELU for taking such a horrible half-orc name from the Veteran's Blade news.  


Our third challenge kill was a three-minute melee between L'APPEL DU VIDE, COMMANDANT EITCH's halfling from THE INENARRANOMICON, who unfortunately decided to take on TAKE OUT THE TRASH, MITT's half-elf from THE LEAGUE OF UR MOM.  MITT's gladiator did indeed take out the trash, as he had his mother cover her eyes as he sent LADV to the void forever more.  So sad, but we do enjoy a challenger biting the dust as they try for a quick win.  


Our final, and fourth challenge kill was a four-minute slaughter fest.  YASOON BEDEAD, NAD's human from KLUD & SALLY KILLERS decided to try for a kill and challenged BENNY THE BLADE's half-orc SNIVELING GROGUL from THE INDOMITABLE.  Someone was indeed soon to be dead, and it was not YASOON.  A killer and a blade were indeed involved in this match.  After much 'groguling' and sniveling, BENNY's half-orc ended, well dead.  So sad. NADS gladiator was heard to say 'ya soon be dead' as he drove in the finishing blow.  That is what we want to hear folks!

       
We now come to our three random veteran deaths.  All three were short two-minute affairs.  The first one occurred when CAM's human LEGATE of the TENTH LEGION fought SLIV's dwarf CRABBIT of the CAMSAX KILLERS.  LEGATE was indeed the envoy of death for SLIV's poor dwarf.  SLIV's dwarf was heard to say 'Dagnabbit' as he looked up at his killer.  A tenth of the crowd was said to have fled at the horrible way in which CRABBIT was put down, while legions of fans roared their approval.  We cannot wait to see what happens in the next few turns.  Hopefully more kills.


The second random veteran death was that of CUARENTA Y CINCO, CHI's elf from NUMBERS who had the misfortune of running into POPPA BALROG's OPRAH WINFREY a dwarf from FAT DRUNK AND STUPID.  45's number was indeed up, and she was taken out by someone who indeed was fat, drunk and stupid.  She was so close to 135 (3*45) fights.  Too bad there will be no retaliation for this week.


Our final veteran death occurred when CAM's elf DAMNED from DARK DESTINY ran into FRIJIE, SURTUR's human from DARKNESS & LIGHT.  It was indeed darkness forever for FRIJIE and he saw his last light as he met his destiny.  It was a dark day for SURTUR's fans, as they saw one of their own meet his fate.  We mourn the loss of another veteran gladiator.  


Now on to the two team kills.  The first one occurred when THECOLONEL's team CRD, comprised on 2 half-orcs (KEVIN FIELD and MM ACDOUGAL) and two half-elves (TERRIFIC TUESDAYS and LAURA LUNIG) met TIGER PRINCESS's SWAMP DRAINERS, comprised of two humans (MOO MOO and ZION THE LION), AYA (an elf) and a half-orc SWAMPER STOMPER.  The fight was a relatively short one, only lasting two minutes.  In the end, TPs team was drained of a gladiator, as she was stomped on the field of battle in a terrific display straight out of a zoo gone wild.  The only lions in this fight were the members of CRD as the belted out 'old macdougal had a farm with a moo moo here and a moo moo there.....


We now get to our final fight, a five-minute brutal melee between MOSTLY HARMLESS, THE MANIPULATOR's team of two humans, NONA and SOSIAS, two half-orcs, FORD and COLENE and a half-elf JONAS TAYLOR and THE WARLORD's team THE HEAD HUNTERS, which has three humans, SHADOW FAST, FIRE BALL and GEARHEAD, a half-elf THE WARLOCK and a half-orc GRUMISH.  The HEAD HUNTERS proved they were mostly harmless, and even though they lost after swinging at shadows, they did manage to kill one of THE MANIPULATOR's humans.  This fight did not, however, feature a real warlock or lots of shadows and fast fire balls.  Instead, it was a old fashioned beat down.  


                       

Manager Name (Manager#)Total Kills
CAM (544)5
NADS (4)4
MODOFO (783)4
MASTER OF WAR (892)4
ARRIAN (896)4
LELU DALLAS (946)4
THECOLONEL (573)3
PRECISION (882)3
MUSE (884)3
BRINGER (1016)3
GERN BLANSTEN (16)2
STIMPY (355)2
SLIV (356)2
UL (801)2
DEVIL (803)2
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)2
WAR DANCER (830)2
THE GVNER (842)2
NATURE (848)2
ACRO MANTULA (1002)2
PEASANT SCUM (2)1
THE WARLORD (23)1
D-MAN (124)1
COMMANDANT EITCH (315)1
POPPA BALROG (339)1
VIC VEGAS (341)1
SODDEN ENTRAILS (641)1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)1
THE TILLEK (818)1
CHI (828)1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)1
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)1
UNBALANCED (863)1
SURTUR (891) 1
FURY (894)1
THE HIGH PRIEST (897)1
PARANOID (966)1
TORMENTED (1019)1
MR. WRINKLES (1047)1
MITTS (1049)1
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Post  Cam_ Tue Aug 22, 2023 3:52 am

Thanks Klag for bringing Killfest to life with the reports.
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Kill Fest VI, Week 3 Results (Turn1214) Empty Highlights from one stable - 2 Elbow drops and a kill

Post  Lelu Dallas Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:04 am

SHERRI                     WARRIOR NAME              LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ      
           143-85-8                       RECORD                        18-7-2            
  NIGHT AT THE PYTHIA (2087)            TEAM NAME               GOBS OF GORE GANG (7)      
      LELU DALLAS (946)                MANAGER NAME                    NADS (4)            
          Elf Female                   RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

      is of formidable strength            --->            is of powerful strength        
  has lightning quick movements            <---            has quick movements            
   has a resilient constitution            ====            has a resilient constitution    
         is a gifted strategist            <---            depends on muscle over mind    
            is of average build            --->            is somewhat large              

  80-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-64        
                          5' 0"           HEIGHT           4' 3"                          
                        175 lbs           WEIGHT           202 lbs                        

                     CHAIN MAIL           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            HELM                            
                     BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         TOWER SHIELD                    
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        TOWER SHIELD                     

SHERRI Blood Challenges LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ!!!

MINUTE 1
Somewhere, a bell tolls
* SHERRI switches to strategy 6
* LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ switches to strategy 6
SHERRI charges LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ with her boar spear!
SHERRI stabs out at LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ's collar bone
SHERRI's weapon seeks a weakness--and hits home!
  The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
SHERRI says 'THIS IS A GREAT HOLOCAST ABOUT TO GET TO THE BLOODY PARTS!'
* SHERRI switches to strategy 3
SHERRI attacks suddenly, startling LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ!
SHERRI bounces abruptly toward the powerful LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ
SHERRI stabs out at LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ's left shin
  An irritating scratch results
Scattered boos are heard
The referee gruffly says 'Grab your toes, bone-head schmoes.'
SHERRI lunges murderously forward with her boar spear
SHERRI thrusts violently at LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ's right upper arm
SHERRI faithfully hits a less protected spot
  Moderate destruction is the result of the attack
The referee gruffly says 'Total kill makes me ill!'
SHERRI circles toward the center of the arena
SHERRI lunges murderously forward with her boar spear
SHERRI jabs at LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ's right leg
SHERRI lands an accurately placed blow
SHERRI has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The weapon disappears into the wound!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ stumbles backward a dozen feet, landing in the dirt!!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ has been permanently injured in the secondary leg!!!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ has stubbed a toe!
Screaming in agony, LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ rolls around, his wounded knee causing waves of pain!!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ has been beat all to hell!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ bounces upward from the fundament!
* LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ switches to strategy 4
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ rampages onward tower shield leading the way
SHERRI masterfully intercepts the attack!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ swiftly engages the lightning quick SHERRI
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ tries to thunk into SHERRI's upper body with his tower shield
    . . . but SHERRI's chain proves a bulwark against the attack!
SHERRI violently attacks boar spear whistling through the air
SHERRI strikes out randomly, missing
SHERRI charges LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ with her boar spear!
SHERRI thrusts at LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ's left shoulder with her boar spear
  Blood spills forth
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ could die at any moment!
LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ attempts to concede the fight!
The Blood Master salvages what is left of LORD HAMMERVICNSLEEZ!
SHERRI has won the match!


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   AURORA PHLOX                  WARRIOR NAME              BITCHIN BEARDED LADY      
            9-2-2                         RECORD                       84-41-2            
      ROCHE LIMIT (2084)                TEAM NAME                BONE SNAPPERS (1471)      
      LELU DALLAS (946)                MANAGER NAME             SODDEN ENTRAILS (641)      
       Half-Elf Female                 RACE/GENDER                   Dwarf Female          

        is of muscular strength            --->            is of beastly strength          
            has swift movements            <---            has nimble movements            
      has a rugged constitution            ====            has a rugged constitution      
             is just plain dumb            --->            has average intelligence        
               has a wiry frame            --->            is of average build            

       62-AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR         POPULARITY         AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR-75      
                          5' 2"           HEIGHT           4' 0"                          
                        138 lbs           WEIGHT           181 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                           HELM            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        MAIN WEAPON         WAR HAMMER                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                     BOAR SPEAR        SPARE WEAPON        WAR HAMMER                      


BITCHIN BEARDED LADY Blood Challenges AURORA PHLOX!!!

MINUTE 1
Somewhere, a bell tolls
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY says 'KILL FEST VI WEEK 2 HAS MASTER OF WAR LEADING WITH 4 KILLS!'
* BITCHIN BEARDED LADY switches to strategy 6
* AURORA PHLOX switches to strategy 6
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY engages the enemy with her war hammer
AURORA PHLOX dodges at the last instant
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY rampages onward with her war hammer
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY directs an aimed blow toward AURORA PHLOX's weapon arm
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  A nasty wound is opened
AURORA PHLOX seeks to create pandemonium with her boar spear
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY masterfully intercepts the attack!
A spectator calls out, 'Hay! That's what half-elves & horses eat'
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY whips up a sandstorm with her war hammer
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY crashes down with her war hammer and bashes through her foe's muscular parry attempt
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY attacks AURORA PHLOX's right arm
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY hits with an aimed attack
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY attacks war hammer eager for destruction
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY aims a blow at AURORA PHLOX's weapon arm with her war hammer
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY takes aim, and hits home!
  The painful tearing of flesh is heard!
There is much rejoicing
AURORA PHLOX is ready to hit BITCHIN BEARDED LADY
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
AURORA PHLOX swings swiftly boar spear eager for destruction
AURORA PHLOX thrusts violently at BITCHIN BEARDED LADY's left knee
  Some skin is scraped off
AURORA PHLOX attacks urgently boar spear whirling ominously
AURORA PHLOX attempts to skewer BITCHIN BEARDED LADY's right leg
AURORA PHLOX has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike was thoroughly unimpressive
The referee gruffly says 'Me knock down that bozo-clown'
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY moves defensively to the right
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY makes a daring move with her war hammer
AURORA PHLOX moves clumsily away
AURORA PHLOX attacks boar spear eager for destruction
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY miraculously deflects the deadly shot
AURORA PHLOX awaits the perfect opening
AURORA PHLOX delivers an upward stroke boar spear leading the way
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY bats aside the incoming attack
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY proves the swifter foe, and steals an opportunity from AURORA PHLOX!
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY moves dangerously close to the muscular AURORA PHLOX
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY directs an attack against AURORA PHLOX's right shoulder
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY has successfully hit with an aimed attack
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Moderate destruction is the result of the attack
Dirty old men smile at the blow
AURORA PHLOX has lost bowel control
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY says 'PLEASE REGISTER AT THE BLOODPIT FORUM BLOODPIT.FORUMOTION.COM'
* AURORA PHLOX switches to strategy 1
AURORA PHLOX anxiously awaits her chance to make a deadly strike
AURORA PHLOX seeks to lay waste with her boar spear
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY pivots to one side

MINUTE 2
AURORA PHLOX swiftly engages BITCHIN BEARDED LADY
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY bats aside the incoming attack
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY seeks a damaging blow with her war hammer
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY tries to mash AURORA PHLOX's chest
  The strike barely annoys the target!
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY lunges murderously forward war hammer ready to deal death
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY attempts to thunk into AURORA PHLOX's shield arm
  A shallow wound is left in the wake
AURORA PHLOX is a map of misery
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY attacks fiercely war hammer darting like a demon
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY attempts to thunk into AURORA PHLOX's head
    . . . however, AURORA PHLOX's helm absorbs the shot instead!
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from AURORA PHLOX!
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY seeks to destroy the swift AURORA PHLOX
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY bashes at AURORA PHLOX's right hip
  New realms of pain are explored
AURORA PHLOX's trainer turns suddenly pale
AURORA PHLOX tries to give up!
The referee brushes the dust from a head stone
AURORA PHLOX anxiously awaits her foe's upcoming error
AURORA PHLOX guides a strike at the beastly BITCHIN BEARDED LADY
AURORA PHLOX slashes toward BITCHIN BEARDED LADY's right wrist
  The blow is merely an annoyance
AURORA PHLOX strikes out toward BITCHIN BEARDED LADY
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY leaps magnificently to intercept the blow
The referee grunts and says 'Make fight quick, or I will kick!'
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY moves dangerously close to AURORA PHLOX
AURORA PHLOX twists out of the way with much effort
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY makes threatening motions at AURORA PHLOX
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY tries to crush AURORA PHLOX's left leg with her war hammer
  The weapon lands with ordinary impact
AURORA PHLOX labors to take each painful breath!
AURORA PHLOX asks to be allowed to withdraw!
The Blood Master allows the extrication of AURORA PHLOX!
BITCHIN BEARDED LADY has won the battle!

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LYDIA KRAKEN                  WARRIOR NAME                    BIBI-DEE            
           25-18-0                        RECORD                       23-23-2            
       THE SCNG (2079)                  TEAM NAME                    FORCE (1969)          
      LELU DALLAS (946)                MANAGER NAME                  SURTUR (891)          
         Dwarf Female                  RACE/GENDER                  Half-Orc Male          

         is of beastly strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
            has agile movements            --->            has swift movements            
      has a rugged constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
       has average intelligence            <---            is just plain dumb              
            is of average build            <---            has a wiry frame                

               57-HAS MANY FANS         POPULARITY         POPULAR WITH THE KIDS-53        
                          4' 0"           HEIGHT           6' 0"                          
                        185 lbs           WEIGHT           285 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                           HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         MORNINGSTAR                    
                   TOWER SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        MORNINGSTAR                    

LYDIA KRAKEN wants to fight the ineffable BIBI-DEE!

MINUTE 1
An inexplicable shadow passes over the arena
* LYDIA KRAKEN switches to strategy 6
* BIBI-DEE switches to strategy 6
BIBI-DEE risks a strike at LYDIA KRAKEN
LYDIA KRAKEN blocks the attack
LYDIA KRAKEN's tower shield becomes kindling when struck by BIBI-DEE's morningstar!
BIBI-DEE lunges murderously forward with his morningstar
LYDIA KRAKEN moves uncertainly, but parries the blow
LYDIA KRAKEN responds instantly in reposte and attempts to impale BIBI-DEE
LYDIA KRAKEN thrusts at BIBI-DEE's right calf with her trident
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
LYDIA KRAKEN anxiously awaits her opportunity to swing
LYDIA KRAKEN charges BIBI-DEE with her trident!
LYDIA KRAKEN thrusts violently at BIBI-DEE's left thigh
  Blood oozes like maple syrup
LYDIA KRAKEN wisely abandons a doomed assault
LYDIA KRAKEN seeks to destroy BIBI-DEE
LYDIA KRAKEN guides an attack into BIBI-DEE's midsection with her trident
LYDIA KRAKEN's careful aim pays off!
  Blood spills forth
LYDIA KRAKEN says 'TONIGHT TECH SCAVENGERS RULE THE WORLD.'
* BIBI-DEE switches to strategy 5
LYDIA KRAKEN anxiously awaits her enemy's upcoming blunder...
LYDIA KRAKEN initiates an assault trident reflecting an eerie light
LYDIA KRAKEN directs an aimed attack toward BIBI-DEE's abdomen
LYDIA KRAKEN hits with an aimed blow
LYDIA KRAKEN has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Something snaps under the impact!
BIBI-DEE bounces abruptly toward LYDIA KRAKEN
BIBI-DEE crashes down with his morningstar and bashes through his foe's beastly parry attempt
BIBI-DEE attempts to smash LYDIA KRAKEN's left arm
  Something snaps under the impact!
LYDIA KRAKEN anxiously awaits her enemy's upcoming blunder...
LYDIA KRAKEN charges BIBI-DEE with her trident!
LYDIA KRAKEN jabs at BIBI-DEE's chest
  A trickle of blood can be seen...
BIBI-DEE is as white as a sheet
* LYDIA KRAKEN switches to strategy 3
* BIBI-DEE switches to strategy 4
BIBI-DEE makes a furious surge forward with his morningstar
BIBI-DEE tries to mash LYDIA KRAKEN's breadbasket
LYDIA KRAKEN doesn't want to get hit there!
LYDIA KRAKEN makes an extraordinary effort, and parries the strike!
LYDIA KRAKEN risks a strike at BIBI-DEE
LYDIA KRAKEN directs an aimed blow toward BIBI-DEE's abdomen
LYDIA KRAKEN hits with the aimed blow!
LYDIA KRAKEN has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A respectable wound occurs
BIBI-DEE's trainer chokes down a mug of ale

MINUTE 2
LYDIA KRAKEN charges BIBI-DEE with her trident!
LYDIA KRAKEN aims an attack directly at BIBI-DEE's abdomen
LYDIA KRAKEN strikes home with an aimed attack
  Something snaps under the impact!
BIBI-DEE would make a corpse envious!
BIBI-DEE asks to be let out of this deadly battle!
The ref can't hear over the fans shouting, 'Kill! Kill!'
LYDIA KRAKEN strikes deviously outward trident sailing like the wind
BIBI-DEE clumsily dodges the blow
BIBI-DEE anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
BIBI-DEE swings around and attacks morningstar ready to deal death
LYDIA KRAKEN dodges to the left
BIBI-DEE drives an attack toward the beastly LYDIA KRAKEN
BIBI-DEE bashes at LYDIA KRAKEN's right arm
  The strike merely grazes the defender
LYDIA KRAKEN makes a daring move trident whirling ominously
BIBI-DEE barely parries the strike in time
BIBI-DEE seeks to take vengeance upon the agile LYDIA KRAKEN
BIBI-DEE bashes at LYDIA KRAKEN's right hand
  An uninspiring strike has landed
LYDIA KRAKEN swings swiftly with her trident
LYDIA KRAKEN accurately swings for BIBI-DEE's right kidney
LYDIA KRAKEN's aimed attack hits!
LYDIA KRAKEN has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Great gobs of gore gush from the gash!
BIBI-DEE experiences an identity crisis
BIBI-DEE awakens in warrior heaven!
LYDIA KRAKEN is the victor!!



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Post  sliv Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:56 am

Cam_ wrote:Thanks Klag for bringing Killfest to life with the reports.

Yeah thanks Klag for the write ups. Reminds me a bit of the newsletters back in the day.
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Post  Cam_ Thu Aug 24, 2023 5:53 am

Just made a size17 horc for the tourney, expecting good things from my newest Glad, Lemon.
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Post  Klagrok Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:23 pm

Um, you are supposed to stick to the little ones….Razz
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Post  Cam_ Thu Aug 24, 2023 2:33 pm

Klagrok wrote:Um, you are supposed to stick to the little ones….Razz

Hahaha Haa variety is the spice of life😉
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