Kill Fest IV, Week 7 Results (Turn 1101)

Kill Fest IV, Turn 7 Results

VIC VEGAS (341)	3
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)	2
ROB ALLEN (773)	2
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	2
NADS(4)	1
PALOR (72)	1
FUSION (346)	1
STIMPY (355)	1
MODOFO (783)	1
UL (801)	1
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	1
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	1
VENGENCE (827)	1
THE BAD GUY (847)	1
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	1
HATRED (873)	1

Turn 7 of Kill Fest IV hits the books with a measly 21 kills.  We have a grand total of 152 kills over the seven weeks.  Leading the charge this week was VIC VEGAS with three kills, followed by KLAGROK, GROGNARDS LLC and ROB ALLEN with two kills each.  Twelve managers each managed to kill one opponent each.  We have a three way tie for first place with PALOR, SANGUINE SAVIOR and VIC VEGAS all with seven kills apiece.  Four managers are tied for 2nd with six kills apiece, while TIGER PRINCESS holds third place all by herself with five kills.  Eight managers have four kills, twelve managers have three kills, seven managers have two kills and fifteen managers have one kill each.  Looks like we might be headed to overtime folks.  

Well we did manage to have a blood challenge kill this turn! These have been too far and too few in this Blood Fest! It took two minutes, but COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF's elf DRUSUS 3 from the BARBARIAN HUNTERS took out GROGAN-STUMP, ACRO MANTULA's half orc from HUFFLE-PUFF.  There was no magic involved in this one folks. D3 took command from the start (as he should considering he had over 90 more fights than G-S) and turned ACRO's half orc into a stump. So sad.  We all love a good elf kill half orc story.  Especially when the elf has years more experience than the less than intelligent half orc.  I see DRACO going for kill 8 after this one sided fight.  

Thirty-seven challenges and no kills. Go figure.  Guess the gloves were still on the fighters this week.  Perhaps next week, being the final (theoretically of course) turn will cause this write up to take a few hours and run a few thousand lines. Well one can always hope.  

We only had three fights in which veteran gladiators breathed their last.  The first one was between FLICK, FUSION's halfling from BAD MUTTERS and THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE's human BLADE with just over four years experience from his stable  MY HOODED HORDES.  This one was over fast, as seemed that a certain halfling flicked a certain human in his unspeakables with his blade.  Many young eyes had to be hooded and mothers told their children that they shouldn't do such things as it considered bad 'mutters' to do so.  I see another kill in FLICK's future if he is challenged by WEAKLING COWARD.  Just saying.  The next 'big' kill occurred when SHAMPOO SHARPIE, PALOR's half elf of RANDOMLY GENERATED was felled in the first minute by LT. MORRIS SCHAFFER, ROB ALLEN's half elf from PRIMAL RAGE.  It was not random, and it was all rage.  SS turned down the Lt. for a date so he decided to take matters into his own hands and 'shampooed' SS's hair with his own 'sharpie'.  A primal display of half elf brutality if there ever was one.  Tsk tsk, but a lady should never turn down a date offer from a fellow gladiator especially an officer!  The final big time fight actually lasted two minutes and was between MODOFO's elf ASKING FOR IT from I WANT TO BE A CLOWN and THE MONGOLIAN KNIGHT's halfling WENDRA from THE PIT KNIGHTS.  Two killer babes going at it and only survived.  There was no knightly shenanigans here folks and AFI was not clowning around when she killed WENDRA--I mean after all she was 'asking for it'.  But what we really want to know is what WENDRA was asking for? Perhaps MODOFO will enlighten us.

Again no team kills. Pretty darn sad when the REF and THE BLOOD  MASTER have more kills than the teams that are fighting out there! Well there is next week folks and I am seeing this run for a few more turns unless VIC, PALOR or SS outswing each other (or some of those behind them have a good 3-4 kill turn!).  

Manager Name (Manager#)	Total Kills
PALOR  (72)	7
SANGUINE SAVIOR (140)	7
VIC VEGAS (341)	7
SLEAZEE P MARTINEE(137)	6
KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)	6
SAMURAI!!11 (813)	6
LELU DALLAS (946)	6
TIGER PRINCESS (1008)	5
POPPA BALROG (339)	4
STIMPY (355)	4
ROB ALLEN (773)	4
MODOFO (783)	4
EYE OF THUNDERA (821)	4
PRECISION (882)	4
MASTER OF WAR (892)	4
GROGNARDS LLC (988)	4
THE WARLORD (23)	3
ILNEVAL(93)	3
D-MAN (124)	3
ADRIAN (252)	3
UL (801)	3
VENGENCE (827)	3
CHI (828)	3
HUNTER (833)	3
THE BADGUY (847)	3
MUSE (884)	3
THE UNSPEAKABLE ONE (852)	3
SCIPLING (895)	3
TAKAMURA (984)	3
GOD OF ROCK (796)	2
DEVIL (803)	2
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)	2
THE MANIPULATOR (850)	2
UNBALANCED (863)	2
HATRED(873)	2
ACRO MANTULA (1002)	2
NADS (4)	1
GERN BLANSTEN (16)	1
FUSION (346)	1
STIMPY (355)	1
SLIV (356)	1
WARDANCER (830)	1
PRIMUS (838)	1
THE GVNER (842)	1
THE SICKNESS (887)	1
BLUE EYES (890)	1
SURTUR (891)	1
FURY (894)	1
THE HIGH PRIEST (895)	1
RHOSGOBEL (932)	1
THE STABLEMASTER (990)	1