Quickest Fights

INUTE 1
The crowd breathlessly awaits the outcome
 * TARTAN switches to strategy 6
 * SILVERHAND switches to strategy 6
TARTAN charges SILVERHAND with his boar spear!
TARTAN feigns an attack to get past SILVERHAND's stiletto!
TARTAN guides an aimed shot at SILVERHAND's lower body
SILVERHAND's plan is not to get hit!
TARTAN hits with the aimed blow!
TARTAN has landed a potentially critical blow!
   The power of the blow could fell an ox!
SILVERHAND has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
SILVERHAND has been eviscerated
The crowd says, 'Eeeeeewwwwwweeee'
SILVERHAND is as dead as the ref's lunch!
TARTAN is inundated by the flowers of victory!

TARTAN has trained in nothing