Bloodiest Fights

With the Kill Festival starting in a couple of weeks, it might be fun to read some of the bloodiest (or shortest) fights of all time.  I'll start by posting Chunks the Maker's kill from this week (my apologies to Sons of Satan).  It might be the most gruesome fight from my stable.

       CHUNKS THE MAKER                WARRIOR NAME                   BOBBY HILL          
           80-32-10                       RECORD                       58-77-0            
      STOLEN FATE (1707)                TEAM NAME                CARTOON HEROES (414)      
         MODOFO (783)                  MANAGER NAME              SONS OF SATAN (149)      
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
            has quick movements            --->            has blur-like movements        
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a resilient constitution    
               is fairly bright            ====            is fairly bright                
              has a large frame            <---            could blow away in the wind    

  82-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         POPULAR WITH THE KIDS-55        
                         6' 10"           HEIGHT           4' 0"                          
                        381 lbs           WEIGHT           146 lbs                        

                     FULL-PLATE           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            STEEL CAP                      
                        HALBERD        MAIN WEAPON         SHORT SWORD                    
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        HALBERD        SPARE WEAPON        SHORT SWORD                    

MINUTE 1
The ref kicks a boulder over the arena wall
CHUNKS THE MAKER says 'I AM AN ARTISAN - AND NOT JUST SOME MINDLESS GLADIATOR LIKE YOU.'
* CHUNKS THE MAKER switches to strategy 6
* BOBBY HILL switches to strategy 6
BOBBY HILL moves dangerously close to CHUNKS THE MAKER
BOBBY HILL slashes across CHUNKS THE MAKER's --- with his short sword
CHUNKS THE MAKER tries desperately to avoid the attack!
BOBBY HILL narrowly gets past CHUNKS THE MAKER's defenses!
BOBBY HILL has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Hairs are split
Fans are generally embarrassed
CHUNKS THE MAKER anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
CHUNKS THE MAKER launches an assault wave against BOBBY HILL
CHUNKS THE MAKER attempts to skewer BOBBY HILL's gut with his halberd
  Mangled flesh is the result of the blow!
BOBBY HILL has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
BOBBY HILL is bleeding slightly from the navel!
CHUNKS THE MAKER says 'I SCULPT MY MASTERPIECE FROM BROKEN BONE AND SLICED SINEW.'
* BOBBY HILL switches to strategy 5
BOBBY HILL bounces abruptly toward the mighty CHUNKS THE MAKER
CHUNKS THE MAKER dodges to the left
CHUNKS THE MAKER anxiously awaits his foe's upcoming error
CHUNKS THE MAKER bounces abruptly toward BOBBY HILL
CHUNKS THE MAKER thrusts at BOBBY HILL's lower back
  Bits of flesh are smeared across the arena wall!
A shriek of terror is heard!
BOBBY HILL has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
BOBBY HILL's torso is torn asunder and he collapses in a heap of jumbled organs!
BOBBY HILL is as dead as the ref's lunch!
CHUNKS THE MAKER disarms the fallen warrior, and leaves the Pit!

CHUNKS THE MAKER has trained in ---

Thank god all of my bozos aren't within Chunks range  

While, I've seen more perms delivered in a fight than this, I have never seen a single warrior sustain three in a fight and still win it!

SON OF THE DUKE                 WARRIOR NAME               KILL OR BE KILLED        
           80-28-4                        RECORD                       80-22-3            
  DUKE'S CONSCRIPTIONS (17)             TEAM NAME             KLUD & SALLY KILLERS (106)  
           DUKE (8)                    MANAGER NAME                    NADS (4)            
          Human Male                   RACE/GENDER                     Elf Male            

         is of beastly strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
           has nimble movements            --->            has swift movments              
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a resilient constitution    
               is fairly bright            <---            has average intelligence        
              is somewhat large            ====            is somewhat large              

  80-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS-82  
                          6' 5"           HEIGHT           5' 8"                          
                        233 lbs           WEIGHT           148 lbs                        

                     BRIGANDINE           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            HELM                            
                       POLE AXE        MAIN WEAPON         WAR FLAIL                      
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         TARGET SHIELD                  
                       POLE AXE        SPARE WEAPON        WAR FLAIL                      


MINUTE 1
The crowd breathlessly awaits the outcome
* SON OF THE DUKE switches to strategy 6
* KILL OR BE KILLED switches to strategy 6
KILL OR BE KILLED steps quickly toward the nimble SON OF THE DUKE
SON OF THE DUKE dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
SON OF THE DUKE launches a rapid assault, stealing the initiative from KILL OR BE KILLED!
SON OF THE DUKE moves in on the swift KILL OR BE KILLED
SON OF THE DUKE stabs out at KILL OR BE KILLED's face
SON OF THE DUKE's blow avoids KILL OR BE KILLED's helm!
  Blood pours from the victim!
KILL OR BE KILLED has been permanently injured in the head!!!
SON OF THE DUKE lunges uncertainly
SON OF THE DUKE feigns an attack to get past KILL OR BE KILLED's target shield!
SON OF THE DUKE stabs out at KILL OR BE KILLED's left cheek
    . . . however, KILL OR BE KILLED's helm disallows further fleshly mayhem!
SON OF THE DUKE robs an attack opportunity from KILL OR BE KILLED!
SON OF THE DUKE lunges half-heartedly
SON OF THE DUKE is hard-pressed to remain so active while wearing his brigandine
SON OF THE DUKE loses control of a clumsy blow
SON OF THE DUKE lunges quickly
SON OF THE DUKE tries to pierce KILL OR BE KILLED's right foot with his pole axe
  The hit shears through flesh and bone!
KILL OR BE KILLED has been permanently injured in the secondary leg!!!
* KILL OR BE KILLED switches to strategy 3
The referee says 'Give strategic ground!'
SON OF THE DUKE lunges skillfully forward
KILL OR BE KILLED's target shield is hit by a beastly shot and it defends the warrior from harm
KILL OR BE KILLED springs into responsive action and flails at SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED lashes toward SON OF THE DUKE's midsection with his war flail
  A solid blow has landed
Dirty old men smile at the blow
* SON OF THE DUKE switches to strategy 5
The referee gruffly says 'My stones rumble when you stumble!'
KILL OR BE KILLED makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from SON OF THE DUKE!
KILL OR BE KILLED is ready to hit the nimble SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED flails at SON OF THE DUKE's right ribs
  An awful crunch is heard!
The spectators are doing the wave!
KILL OR BE KILLED whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED slashes at SON OF THE DUKE's left shoulder
  The wound is bleeding freely
SON OF THE DUKE's off arm is starting to move only with pain
KILL OR BE KILLED makes a swift attack, taking the initiative from SON OF THE DUKE!
KILL OR BE KILLED keeps up a steady guard with his war flail
SON OF THE DUKE expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
SON OF THE DUKE moves unexpectedly under an attack by KILL OR BE KILLED!
SON OF THE DUKE guides a strike at KILL OR BE KILLED
KILL OR BE KILLED's target shield is hit by a beastly shot and absorbs the impact admirably
KILL OR BE KILLED follows through on the parry and slashes at SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED lashes out at SON OF THE DUKE's weapon arm
  A solid blow has landed
SON OF THE DUKE charges KILL OR BE KILLED with his pole axe!
KILL OR BE KILLED cartwheels out of the way!
SON OF THE DUKE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SON OF THE DUKE moves defensively to the left
SON OF THE DUKE rampages onward pole axe impatient to taste blood
KILL OR BE KILLED expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!
KILL OR BE KILLED tries to return a blow off of the parry and flails at SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED slashes at SON OF THE DUKE's abdomen
  The strike merely grazes the defender
The warriors are pelted by a hail of rocks and garbage!

MINUTE 2
The referee grunts and says 'Make it painful, give'em brainful!'
SON OF THE DUKE moves purposefully toward KILL OR BE KILLED
KILL OR BE KILLED slips gracefully under the strike!
SON OF THE DUKE charges KILL OR BE KILLED with his pole axe!
SON OF THE DUKE stabs out at KILL OR BE KILLED's left arm
  Chunks of severed flesh fly outward!!
KILL OR BE KILLED has been permanently injured in the shield arm!!!
KILL OR BE KILLED's life may be drawing to a close
SON OF THE DUKE lunges half-heartedly
SON OF THE DUKE's efforts are wasted
SON OF THE DUKE darts forward then back, testing his foe!
SON OF THE DUKE charges KILL OR BE KILLED with his pole axe!
KILL OR BE KILLED bats aside the incoming attack
KILL OR BE KILLED shifts the maneuver from parry to attack, but fails to connect with a poorly aimed attack
SON OF THE DUKE moves reluctantly forward
SON OF THE DUKE charges KILL OR BE KILLED with his pole axe!
KILL OR BE KILLED makes an effective retreat
SON OF THE DUKE strikes out at the powerful KILL OR BE KILLED
KILL OR BE KILLED twists to the right
KILL OR BE KILLED rampages onward with his war flail
KILL OR BE KILLED tries to whip SON OF THE DUKE's abdomen with his war flail
  An unimpressive injury occurs
KILL OR BE KILLED anxiously awaits his most fortuitous opening
KILL OR BE KILLED attempts a strike at the beastly SON OF THE DUKE
SON OF THE DUKE weaves a dizzying path, and masterfully blocks the strike
SON OF THE DUKE strikes at just the right moment, surprising KILL OR BE KILLED!
SON OF THE DUKE charges KILL OR BE KILLED with his pole axe!
KILL OR BE KILLED's target shield is hit by a beastly shot from above
KILL OR BE KILLED responds instantly with an attack and tries to whip SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED flails out at SON OF THE DUKE's right hip
  A satisfactory crunch is heard
SON OF THE DUKE is in need of healing!
* SON OF THE DUKE switches to strategy 2

MINUTE 3
SON OF THE DUKE initiates harmful action upon the swift KILL OR BE KILLED
KILL OR BE KILLED's target shield is hit by a beastly shot which it rebounds dramatically
KILL OR BE KILLED tries to return a blow off of the parry and slashes at SON OF THE DUKE
KILL OR BE KILLED lashes out at SON OF THE DUKE's right forearm with his war flail
  The strike hits with terrific force
SON OF THE DUKE sees the dice of destiny rolling...
The ref saves the pitiable SON OF THE DUKE!
KILL OR BE KILLED wins!!

Wow, Dux.  What a fight!  That was crazy.

         LOPHOMASTIX                   WARRIOR NAME                      TNT              
           134-58-4                       RECORD                       96-106-5            
        FOSSILS (1102)                  TEAM NAME             HORDES OF HALFLINGS (230)    
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME              DANNY D BLOODY (82)      
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                  Halfling Male          

        is of muscular strength            --->            is of mighty strength          
  has lightning quick movements            ====            has lightning quick movements  
   has a resilient constitution            <---            has a healthy constitution      
                    is a genius            <---            is a gifted strategist          
               has a wiry frame            <---            has a slight build              

                  83-A CHAMPION         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-64        
                          5' 1"           HEIGHT           4' 3"                          
                        187 lbs           WEIGHT           145 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                        JAVELIN        MAIN WEAPON         LONG SPEAR                      
                        JAVELIN         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        JAVELIN        SPARE WEAPON        LONG SPEAR                      

MINUTE 1
The fans become silent in anticipation
* TNT switches to strategy 6
* LOPHOMASTIX switches to strategy 6
TNT charges LOPHOMASTIX with his long spear!
TNT bats aside his foe's lighter javelin!
TNT aims an attack at LOPHOMASTIX's unmentionables
LOPHOMASTIX is paying special attention to not being hit there!
TNT hits with an aimed attack
  An ordinary blow has been struck
LOPHOMASTIX's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
A spectator calls out, 'Elves are just skinny humans!'
LOPHOMASTIX quickly balances his javelin and throws!
The weapon is aimed roughly toward TNT's left kidney
  A hideous wound is torn into the victim!
Sal Streetsweeper gives his two week notice!
TNT has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
TNT's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he is mashed out of existence
TNT is snuffed out!
LOPHOMASTIX is undiminished!!

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Perm kill example. Throw can do that.  Ouch.

vV

Here's an old fashioned, one minute murder.


         LOPHOMASTIX                   WARRIOR NAME                      LAZY              
           104-44-3                       RECORD                       82-75-2            
        FOSSILS (1102)                  TEAM NAME                 BLACK DEATH (457)        
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME                  TOLOME (185)          
           Elf Male                    RACE/GENDER                  Half-Elf Male          

        is of muscular strength            --->            is of powerful strength        
        has blur-like movements            <---            has nimble movements            
   has a resilient constitution            ====            has a resilient constitution    
                    is a genius            <---            possesses great intellect      
               has a wiry frame            --->            is of average build            

  80-HAS HORDES OF ADORING FANS         POPULARITY         AN IMPRESSIVE WARRIOR-65        
                          5' 1"           HEIGHT           5' 9"                          
                        185 lbs           WEIGHT           227 lbs                        

                    CUIR BOULLI           ARMOR            CHAIN MAIL                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                        JAVELIN        MAIN WEAPON         MILITARY PICK                  
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         TARGET SHIELD                  
                        JAVELIN        SPARE WEAPON        MILITARY PICK                  


MINUTE 1
All bets are off as the battle commences
* LOPHOMASTIX switches to strategy 6
* LAZY switches to strategy 6
LOPHOMASTIX makes a furious surge forward with his javelin
LAZY shifts quickly to the right
LAZY whips up a sandstorm with his military pick
LOPHOMASTIX cartwheels out of the way!
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LOPHOMASTIX assails LAZY's right elbow with his javelin
LOPHOMASTIX's accuracy is rewarded!
  A painful wound is left in the wake of the weapon!
LOPHOMASTIX says 'HOW VERY DARE YOU CONFUSE ME FOR A BLEPHARIPODA!'
LAZY seeks to lay waste with his military pick
LAZY tries to sweep LOPHOMASTIX off his feet with his military pick
LOPHOMASTIX seems determined to remain standing!
LOPHOMASTIX hits the ground, and gets a new perspective!
LOPHOMASTIX finds an opportunity to stand
LOPHOMASTIX lunges quickly
LOPHOMASTIX slashes toward LAZY's abdomen with his javelin
  A vein is opened
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LAZY's target shield is hit by a muscular shot while defending its user
The referee says 'I recruit you for Peasant Scum!'
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LOPHOMASTIX feigns an attack to get past LAZY's military pick!
LOPHOMASTIX jabs at LAZY's chin with his javelin
  The wound is bleeding freely
LOPHOMASTIX says 'JOIN THE OFFICIAL ONLINE FORUM FOR THIS GAME AT BLOODPIT.AIMOO.COM'
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LOPHOMASTIX thrusts at LAZY's gut
LOPHOMASTIX has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Chunks of severed flesh fly outward!!
LAZY's fans are looking for a new champion!
The referee says 'You in pain--did boulder squash brain?'
LAZY steps in for a quick blow at the blur-like LOPHOMASTIX
LAZY tries to disarm LOPHOMASTIX's javelin with his military pick
LOPHOMASTIX's javelin is knocked from his grasp!
LOPHOMASTIX switches his backup javelin to his primary hand!
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LOPHOMASTIX attempts to skewer LAZY's chest
  The blow is merely an annoyance
LAZY tries to clutch at an open wound!
LOPHOMASTIX charges LAZY with his javelin!
LAZY skips backward, out of harm's way
LAZY launches an assault wave against LOPHOMASTIX
LOPHOMASTIX dives at the offending weapon, blocking it
LAZY engages the muscular LOPHOMASTIX
LAZY feigns an attack to get past LOPHOMASTIX's javelin!
LAZY hacks at LOPHOMASTIX's left shoulder
    . . . but LOPHOMASTIX's cuir boulli proves a bulwark against the attack!
LAZY rampages onward with his military pick
LOPHOMASTIX crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!
LAZY waltzes toward LOPHOMASTIX
LAZY tries to sweep LOPHOMASTIX off his feet with his military pick
LOPHOMASTIX seems determined to remain standing!
LOPHOMASTIX flies back a dozen feet, landing in the dirt!!
LOPHOMASTIX gets up from the ground
* LOPHOMASTIX switches to strategy 5
LOPHOMASTIX launches a rapid assault, stealing the initiative from LAZY!
LOPHOMASTIX makes a decisive lunge
LOPHOMASTIX tries to pierce LAZY's upper torso
  A spot of crimson can be seen
LAZY could use a painkiller
LOPHOMASTIX lunges quickly
LOPHOMASTIX decidedly aims toward LAZY's weapon arm with his javelin
LOPHOMASTIX hits with the aimed blow!
LOPHOMASTIX has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The power of the blow could fell an ox!
LAZY awakens in warrior heaven!
LOPHOMASTIX stands triumphant!

LOPHOMASTIX has trained in Throw, and Throw

---

A kill and two trains?  I was ecstatic!  

vV

CHUNKS isn't playin' around! He's a legitimate badass, and I -do- have guys in his range. Though, I'm sure the matchup would be a fun read.

vV

It's amazing how a halberd horc will get your attention, eh?
I was going over SOD's fights to find that one and got caught up in the reads.
He had a lot of great reads. The most interesting thing about him was that he almost had a 1:1 fight for perm-deliverance ratio! The astounding thing is that he didn't have all that many kills considering.
SOD was bad to the bone! I don't think I really appreciated this aspect of him enough when he was alive.
Another interesting fact was that he killed two warriors who themselves had 10 kills (Maulbearer and Fleshsplatterer). Would be interesting to find out which warrior in the arena has killed the most warriors with kills.

The killingest killer!

vV

PITT LORD                    WARRIOR NAME                    EPIDEMIC            
           55-23-5                        RECORD                       58-30-1            
    DUX'S PITT LORDS (20)               TEAM NAME              NATURAL DISASTERS (730)    
      DUX MORTALITAS (8)               MANAGER NAME               THE SPOILER (310)        
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Human Male          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
            has swift movements            <---            has nimble movements            
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a resilient constitution    
       has average intelligence            --->            is fairly bright                
  is a huge and imposing figure            <---            is somewhat large              

      75-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         QUITE POPULAR-70                
                         6' 11"           HEIGHT           6' 2"                          
                        384 lbs           WEIGHT           267 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            CAMAIL                          
                   BATTLE FLAIL        MAIN WEAPON         JAVELIN                        
                   TOWER SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                   BATTLE FLAIL        SPARE WEAPON        JAVELIN                        

PITT LORD demands a battle with the notorious EPIDEMIC!

MINUTE 1
The Blood Master is ready for action
PITT LORD says 'MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ARE FORBIDDEN! PLEASE KEEP IT TO ONE.'
* PITT LORD switches to strategy 6
* EPIDEMIC switches to strategy 6
EPIDEMIC wisely abandons a doomed assault
EPIDEMIC aims a swift strike with his javelin
EPIDEMIC tries to pierce PITT LORD's left kidney with his javelin
PITT LORD is providing a very active defense!
PITT LORD is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!
EPIDEMIC darts forward then back, testing his foe!
EPIDEMIC moves reluctantly forward
EPIDEMIC strikes out at the swift PITT LORD
PITT LORD gracefully deflects the attack
PITT LORD makes use of the inadequate attack and tries to whip EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD flails at EPIDEMIC's throat
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
* EPIDEMIC switches to strategy 4
EPIDEMIC lunges skillfully forward
PITT LORD's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which fails to harm it
PITT LORD deftly guides the parry into an attack and lashes toward EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD flails out at EPIDEMIC's right forearm
  A bone is nicked!
A child giggles at the sight
PITT LORD anxiously awaits his turn to destroy someone
PITT LORD attempts a blow against EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD slashes at EPIDEMIC's abdomen
  Mangled flesh is the result of the blow!
EPIDEMIC strikes out toward PITT LORD
PITT LORD's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot from above
PITT LORD responds instantly to the assault, but misplaces a powerful blow
PITT LORD anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
PITT LORD initiates harmful action upon the powerful EPIDEMIC
EPIDEMIC fluidly deflects the attack
PITT LORD leads the cavalry against the powerful EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD flails out at EPIDEMIC's breadbasket
PITT LORD has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The painful tearing of flesh is heard!
EPIDEMIC's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
EPIDEMIC's blood is everywhere!
PITT LORD says 'MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ARE FORBIDDEN! PLEASE KEEP IT TO ONE.'
* EPIDEMIC switches to strategy 3

MINUTE 2
The referee gruffly says 'Grunt!'
EPIDEMIC risks a strike at PITT LORD
PITT LORD miraculously deflects the deadly shot
PITT LORD snaps a quick returning blow and flails at EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD lashes out at EPIDEMIC's abdomen
  The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
A spectator says, 'I like it!'
EPIDEMIC might not get out alive!
The Blood Master sees EPIDEMIC being eyed by the buzzards, but has seen the sight too often to care
Someone in the crowd yells, 'Hey human! You are unrelentingly average!'
EPIDEMIC darts forward then back, testing his foe!
EPIDEMIC dares an occasional lunge with his javelin
PITT LORD's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and it deflects the attack easily
PITT LORD springs into responsive action, but narrowly misses
EPIDEMIC darts in at the mighty PITT LORD
PITT LORD moves aside
EPIDEMIC fluidly intercepts an attack by PITT LORD!
EPIDEMIC lunges skillfully forward
PITT LORD's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot and it defends the warrior from harm
PITT LORD shifts the maneuver from parry to attack and lashes toward EPIDEMIC
PITT LORD lashes toward EPIDEMIC's breadbasket
  The wind whistles through the tear!
The undertakers look up from their card game
EPIDEMIC is taken away by the Grim Reaper!
PITT LORD triumphantly exits the Blood Pit!

PITT LORD                    WARRIOR NAME                   ORCKILLER            
           56-23-6                        RECORD                       47-46-3            
    DUX'S PITT LORDS (20)               TEAM NAME                CAVE DWELLERS (683)      
      DUX MORTALITAS (8)               MANAGER NAME               LORD KELVIN (279)        
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                    Dwarf Male          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
            has swift movements            ====            has swift movements            
       has a tough constitution            --->            has a brawny constitution      
       has average intelligence            ====            has average intelligence        
  is a huge and imposing figure            <---            is of average build            

      76-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         HAS MANY FANS-59                
                         6' 11"           HEIGHT           4' 2"                          
                        384 lbs           WEIGHT           192 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            HELM                            
                   BATTLE FLAIL        MAIN WEAPON         BLADED FLAIL                    
                   TOWER SHIELD         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                   BATTLE FLAIL        SPARE WEAPON        BLADED FLAIL                    


MINUTE 1
A great storm is brewing in the distance
PITT LORD says 'MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ARE FORBIDDEN! PLEASE KEEP IT TO ONE.'
* PITT LORD switches to strategy 6
* ORCKILLER switches to strategy 5
PITT LORD anxiously awaits his opportunity to swing
PITT LORD seeks a damaging blow with his battle flail
PITT LORD lashes toward ORCKILLER's chest
ORCKILLER's defenses are particularly strong!
PITT LORD narrowly gets past ORCKILLER's defenses!
  Bits of flesh are smeared across the arena wall!
Children are trampled in the excitement!
ORCKILLER has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
ORCKILLER's chest cavity implodes and he is utterly exterminated!
ORCKILLER dies, and is greeted by departed family members.
PITT LORD gets the kewpie doll!

Not the quickest but pretty bloody!

             SMEG                      WARRIOR NAME                   TOM SLICK            
           54-14-1                        RECORD                       38-52-2            
   DAZED AND CONFUSED (972)             TEAM NAME                CARTOON HEROES (414)      
          SLIV (356)                   MANAGER NAME              SONS OF SATAN (149)      
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                  Half-Elf Male          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
            has agile movements            ====            has agile movements            
      has a rugged constitution            <---            has a resilient constitution    
       has average intelligence            --->            is a gifted strategist          
              has a large frame            <---            is of average build            

      77-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         POPULAR WITH THE KIDS-51        
                          6' 8"           HEIGHT           5' 8"                          
                        344 lbs           WEIGHT           210 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            SCALE MAIL                      
                         CAMAIL            HELM            STEEL CAP                      
                      WAR FLAIL        MAIN WEAPON         BASTARD SWORD                  
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                      WAR FLAIL        SPARE WEAPON        LONG SPEAR                      




MINUTE 1
The crowd doesn't seem to expect much
* TOM SLICK switches to strategy 6
* SMEG switches to strategy 6
A spectator calls out, 'Looks like half-orc/half-dork to me!'
SMEG seeks to land a deadly blow against TOM SLICK
SMEG guides an attack into TOM SLICK's head with his war flail
SMEG takes aim, and hits home!
  A flesh-rending blow has landed!
TOM SLICK makes a furious surge forward with his bastard sword
SMEG spins gracefully away!
TOM SLICK waltzes toward SMEG
TOM SLICK cuts at SMEG's right arm
  Moderate destruction is the result of the attack
SMEG's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
TOM SLICK gives some strategic ground
TOM SLICK strikes quickly with his bastard sword
TOM SLICK tries to slice SMEG's right thigh
  Body hair is removed the hard way
TOM SLICK baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from SMEG!
TOM SLICK lurches suddenly at SMEG
SMEG twists effortlessly away
TOM SLICK gambles on a desperate blow with his bastard sword
TOM SLICK tries to sweep SMEG off his feet with his bastard sword
SMEG manages to keep his balance
SMEG initiates harmful action upon TOM SLICK
SMEG assaults TOM SLICK's forehead
SMEG hits with an aimed blow
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
TOM SLICK creates a whirling motion with his bastard sword
SMEG nimbly deflects the assault
TOM SLICK restlessly observes the enemy
TOM SLICK seeks a damaging blow with his bastard sword
SMEG darts swiftly inward to block the strike
TOM SLICK leads the cavalry against SMEG
TOM SLICK's attack is intercepted by the ground
SMEG makes an explosive assault war flail moving to the fore
SMEG directs an attack against TOM SLICK's neck with his war flail
SMEG strikes home with an aimed attack
SMEG's blow avoids TOM SLICK's steel cap!
  The floodgates of blood are opened!
TOM SLICK has been permanently injured in the head!!!
TOM SLICK seems a bit dizzy!
TOM SLICK's trainer looks ill!
* TOM SLICK switches to strategy 2
SMEG directs an attack toward the powerful TOM SLICK
SMEG lashes out at TOM SLICK's right arm
  Bones are jarred by the impact!
TOM SLICK's good arm is beginning to twitch in pain
TOM SLICK gags on phlegm
TOM SLICK asks to be allowed to withdraw!
The ref rolls dice--they come up snake-eyes...
TOM SLICK violently thrusts forward with his bastard sword
SMEG darts to one side!

MINUTE 2
SMEG initiates an unrestrained attack on the powerful TOM SLICK
SMEG flails at TOM SLICK's shoulderblade
SMEG has landed a potentially critical blow!
  Massive disfigurement results from the attack!
TOM SLICK has been permanently injured in the chest!!!
TOM SLICK wails like a banshee, and drops dead!
SMEG casts a long shadow over the loser!

SMEG has trained in War Flail, and Initiative

BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER               WARRIOR NAME                  ROLAND TEMBO          
            16-5-3                        RECORD                       12-11-0            
     BROKEN DREAMS (1507)               TEAM NAME              BIG GAME HUNTERS (1805)    
    KLAGROK KEENEYES (641)             MANAGER NAME            COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF (817)    
        Half-Orc Male                  RACE/GENDER                     Elf Male            

        is of powerful strength            <---            is of muscular strength        
           has nimble movements            ====            has nimble movements            
   has a resilient constitution            <---            has a brawny constitution      
             is just plain dumb            --->            has average intelligence        
              is somewhat large            ====            is somewhat large              

               68-QUITE POPULAR         POPULARITY         HAS A SMALL FOLLOWING-48        
                          6' 5"           HEIGHT           5' 5"                          
                        293 lbs           WEIGHT           156 lbs                        

                     SCALE MAIL           ARMOR            LEATHER                        
                      STEEL CAP            HELM            FULL-HELM                      
                     WAR HAMMER        MAIN WEAPON         EPEE                            
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         BUCKLER                        
                     WAR HAMMER        SPARE WEAPON        EPEE                            



ROLAND TEMBO seeks to destroy the slightly benumbed BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER!

MINUTE 1
The buzzards are keenly interested in this battle
ROLAND TEMBO says 'I'M AFTER A BUCK ONLY'
* ROLAND TEMBO switches to strategy 6
* BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER switches to strategy 6
ROLAND TEMBO shifts expectantly to one side
ROLAND TEMBO barely succeeds in executing a lunge
ROLAND TEMBO slashes toward BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's abdomen with his epee
  Little damage results from the strike
A spectator calls out, 'I hate my elf!'
ROLAND TEMBO seeks to lay waste epee whirling ominously
ROLAND TEMBO jabs at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's shield arm
  The strike fails to impress even the Peasant Scum
Rotten fruit fills the air . . .
ROLAND TEMBO delivers an upward stroke epee carving a deadly swath
ROLAND TEMBO cuts at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's thigh
  A spot of crimson can be seen
ROLAND TEMBO lunges uncertainly
ROLAND TEMBO slashes at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's thigh with his epee
  Body hair is removed the hard way
ROLAND TEMBO waltzes toward the nimble BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO tries to slice BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's abdomen
  The strike is hardly noticed
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER wisely gives ground
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER launches toward ROLAND TEMBO
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER decidedly aims for ROLAND TEMBO's weapon arm
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER takes aim, and hits home!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER says 'MORE COMING AT YOU'
ROLAND TEMBO looks to bring pain with his buckler!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER darts in at the last moment, blocking the attack
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER strikes out toward ROLAND TEMBO
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER tries to sweep ROLAND TEMBO off his feet with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO manages to keep his balance
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER is eager to crack a skull with his war hammer
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER tries to sweep ROLAND TEMBO off his feet with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO falls to the blood-stained sands!
ROLAND TEMBO bounces quickly from the soil

MINUTE 2
ROLAND TEMBO says 'I DON'T LIKE EARTH FIRST FOOLS'
ROLAND TEMBO steps quickly toward the powerful BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO tries to impale BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's unmentionables
ROLAND TEMBO has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The weapon lands with ordinary impact
ROLAND TEMBO lunges uncertainly
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER parries at the last instant
ROLAND TEMBO anxiously shifts back and forth
ROLAND TEMBO lurches suddenly at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO tries to slash BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's left hip
  The strike is hardly noticed
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER delivers an upward stroke war hammer blazing a deadly path
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attempts to thunk into ROLAND TEMBO's face
ROLAND TEMBO is attempting to protect that area!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER narrowly gets past ROLAND TEMBO's defenses!
    . . . however, ROLAND TEMBO's full helm absorbs the damage instead!
ROLAND TEMBO performs what looks like a lunge
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER dodges at the last instant
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER launches an assault wave against ROLAND TEMBO
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER bashes at ROLAND TEMBO's left breast
  An ordinary blow has been struck
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER skillfully steals an attack from ROLAND TEMBO!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER strikes recklessly with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO leans right, avoiding the blow
ROLAND TEMBO is ready to hit the nimble BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO tries to slice BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's left knee
  The wound is bleeding freely
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attacks fiercely with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO shifts away to the left

MINUTE 3
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER robs an attack opportunity from ROLAND TEMBO!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attacks fiercely with his war hammer
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attempts to smash ROLAND TEMBO's right thigh
  Blood spills forth
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attacks urgently with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO twists out of the way with much effort
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER moves purposefully toward the nimble ROLAND TEMBO
ROLAND TEMBO pivots out of the way
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER steals the initiative from ROLAND TEMBO!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attempts to strike ROLAND TEMBO
ROLAND TEMBO dodges at the last instant
ROLAND TEMBO directs an attack toward the nimble BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO slashes at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's right shin
  The blow lands at an ineffective angle
The referee gruffly says 'Armor fail? Wear some shale'
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER robs an attack opportunity from ROLAND TEMBO!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER gets a lucky opening, and strikes at ROLAND TEMBO
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER aims an attack directly at ROLAND TEMBO's right upper arm
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER strikes home with an aimed attack
  The resulting crunch echoes through the Blood Pit!
ROLAND TEMBO has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!
ROLAND TEMBO has seen better days
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER says 'PREPARE TO GET HAMMERED FOOL!'
ROLAND TEMBO performs what looks like a lunge
ROLAND TEMBO slashes toward BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's right thigh
  The strike is hardly noticed
ROLAND TEMBO attacks urgently with his epee
ROLAND TEMBO tries to slash BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's left kidney with his epee
  Ligaments are torn
The arena band strikes up a lively toon
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER is as white as a sheet
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER advances grimly
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER puts great force into each blow with his war hammer
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER aims an attack directly at ROLAND TEMBO's weapon arm
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER successfully hits with an aimed strike
  The ill-fated blow accomplishes little

MINUTE 4
ROLAND TEMBO engages the enemy epee dancing in wild patterns
ROLAND TEMBO cuts at BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's right hip
ROLAND TEMBO has landed a potentially critical blow!
  A minor wound results
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER didn't need all that blood anyway!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER circles toward the center of the arena
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER bursts forth with his war hammer
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER purposefully attacks ROLAND TEMBO's right wrist
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER has successfully hit with an aimed attack
  The strike looks very painful!
The audience is watching intently
ROLAND TEMBO may be dying!
ROLAND TEMBO pleads for mercy from the Blood Master!
The crowd is chanting, 'R-I-P, R-I-P'
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER bursts forth with his war hammer
ROLAND TEMBO dodges to the left
ROLAND TEMBO moves dangerously close to the powerful BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER
ROLAND TEMBO tries to slash BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER's right shin
ROLAND TEMBO has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The strike creates a gruesome wound!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER wobbles precariously
The Blood Master sees BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER leaking like a sieve, and keeps watching
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER tries to land a difficult shot on the muscular ROLAND TEMBO
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER attempts to thunk into ROLAND TEMBO's lower torso with his war hammer
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER has landed a potentially critical blow!
  The hit shears through flesh and bone!
ROLAND TEMBO's family selects a tomb stone for the deceased!
BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER bows in acceptance of victory!

BRAIN BUSTER GOBBER has trained in Strength

This one brings back memories..of the multi who just would not give up    He did manage to give me a good number of kills  
Also liked that his family was nice enough select his tombstone

Turn 716:

         APPLE NEWTON                  WARRIOR NAME                  MANDORALLEN          
           79-50-8                        RECORD                       73-56-8            
        FOSSILS (1102)                  TEAM NAME                  BELGARIAD (1770)        
       VIC VEGAS (341)                 MANAGER NAME                    UL (801)            
          Dwarf Male                   RACE/GENDER                  Half-Orc Male          

          is of mighty strength            <---            is of powerful strength        
  has lightning quick movements            <---            has agile movements            
   has a resilient constitution            --->            has a rugged constitution      
         is a gifted strategist            --->            possesses great intellect      
                is grossly thin            --->            has a large frame              

      73-AN INSPIRING GLADIATOR         POPULARITY         QUITE POPULAR-69                
                          3' 8"           HEIGHT           6' 7"                          
                        172 lbs           WEIGHT           353 lbs                        

                     HALF-PLATE           ARMOR            BRIGANDINE                      
                      FULL-HELM            HELM            HELM                            
                        TRIDENT        MAIN WEAPON         BASTARD SWORD                  
                      OPEN HAND         OFF WEAPON         OPEN HAND                      
                        TRIDENT        SPARE WEAPON        BASTARD SWORD                  

APPLE NEWTON insists on pitting wits with MANDORALLEN!

MINUTE 1
Somewhere, a bell tolls
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 6
MANDORALLEN says 'MY LORD I FIND THY FACE APE LIKE AND THY FORM MISSHAPEN'
* MANDORALLEN switches to strategy 6
MANDORALLEN attacks urgently with his bastard sword
MANDORALLEN aims a blow at APPLE NEWTON's left knee
APPLE NEWTON is paying special attention to not being hit there!
APPLE NEWTON is prepared, and parries the blow at the last instant!
MANDORALLEN prudently decides to demolish APPLE NEWTON
APPLE NEWTON pivots to one side
APPLE NEWTON moves cautiously to the left
APPLE NEWTON barely succeeds in executing a lunge
APPLE NEWTON feigns an attack to get past MANDORALLEN's bastard sword!
APPLE NEWTON jabs at MANDORALLEN's upper back
       A nasty wound is opened
APPLE NEWTON says 'I DIE SO THE IPAD MAY YET LIVE!'
APPLE NEWTON lunges quickly
APPLE NEWTON slashes toward MANDORALLEN's sternum
      The sight of blood cheers the fans
MANDORALLEN rampages onward bastard sword blazing a path of destruction
MANDORALLEN feigns an attack to get past APPLE NEWTON's trident!
MANDORALLEN tries to sweep APPLE NEWTON off his feet with his bastard sword
APPLE NEWTON lands painfully in the dirt, kicking up a cloud of dust!!
APPLE NEWTON finds an opportunity to stand
* APPLE NEWTON switches to strategy 5
MANDORALLEN says 'PRITHEE MY LORD MODULATE THY SHRIEKS OF ANGUISH LEST THOU ALARM THE LADIES'
The referee gruffly says 'Make it painful, give'em brainful!'
MANDORALLEN baffles the crowd, stealing the initiative from APPLE NEWTON!
MANDORALLEN moves dangerously close to APPLE NEWTON
APPLE NEWTON easily blocks the shot!
APPLE NEWTON makes use of the inadequate attack and attempts to skewer MANDORALLEN
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against MANDORALLEN's right kidney
MANDORALLEN is providing a very active defense!
APPLE NEWTON's careful aim pays off!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
      There is a moment's difficulty in withdrawing the weapon!
The cheers are deafening!
MANDORALLEN's stomach aches from the effects of an old wound
APPLE NEWTON says 'DON'T BE A MULTI - YOU CAN ONLY RUN ONE (1) MANAGER ACCOUNT AT A TIME.'
MANDORALLEN lunges murderously forward bastard sword moving with deadly purpose
APPLE NEWTON masterfully intercepts the attack!
APPLE NEWTON springs into responsive action and thrusts at MANDORALLEN
APPLE NEWTON directs an attack against MANDORALLEN's groin
MANDORALLEN seeks to deflect the blow!
APPLE NEWTON guides the aimed attack and hits!
APPLE NEWTON has landed a potentially critical blow!
      The power of the blow could fell an ox!
MANDORALLEN has been permanently injured in the abdomen!!!
MANDORALLEN's intestines spill out onto the arena sands  and he is done for!
MANDORALLEN is wiped out!
APPLE NEWTON is the victor!!

APPLE NEWTON has trained in nothing

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A perm-death butchering for your viewing pleasure. And since this fight, APPLE has hit beastly str.   

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10 kills on the way!